Volume 3 Penglai Wonderland Chapter 6 Apprenticeship Journey
On this day, Guo Jia was lying on the bed with Erlang's legs crossed as usual and doing nothing, the door was suddenly pushed open, and it was seen that Bai Lan was coming, and the child was still dressed as before, wearing a snow-white dress.
"The meal is ready, my sister asked me to come and call you." Bai Lan said.
After Guo Jia recovered from his illness, the Bai sisters stopped sending him food, and let him go over to eat by himself, and the trouble of saving him was going to death. It stands to reason that Guo Jia can't eat mixed rice, but Guo Jia can't cook by herself, and she didn't choose a woman in the village who has not left the cabinet as her wife, so she can go to their house to eat before Guo Jia marries his wife. I have to say that these village elders really take special care of him, an outsider, but unfortunately he is really not used to life here.
"Don't you have any other clothes to change, you can't get tired of wearing these white clothes all day long?" Guo Jia couldn't help but complain.
"I'd love to, besides, you don't wear the same clothes all day." Bai Lan said disapprerovingly.
"That's because the tailors in your village only made me these same clothes, and they were all white fabrics, the same as mourning clothes." Guo Jia didn't have a good airway.
"What's wrong with white, how beautiful white is, people in our village like this color, you don't know the goods!" Bai Lan was not convinced.
"Come on, we have a generation gap, let's go, let's eat." Guo Jia said with interest.
"What does the generation gap mean?" Bai Lan asked curiously.
"It's that my IQ is too high, your IQ is too low, you are mentally handicapped, and you can't understand what I say." Guo Jia explained simply and rudely.
"What does IQ mean?" Bai Lan continued to ask.
"Where did you get so much curiosity from a little girl's family, don't ask." Guo Jia said impatiently.
"The gentleman who taught said that you should not be ashamed to ask questions. Also, don't call me a little girl, I said it, you are younger than me, you should call me grandma. Bai Lan said.
"Hey, you're still alive." Guo Jia laughed angrily.
Bai Lan smiled and waved her small fist, and Guo Jia was instantly stunned.
"Why do you eat fish again~" Guo Jia looked at the three dishes and one soup on the table and complained tirelessly. These three dishes are stir-fried fish shreds, sauerkraut fish, braised fish, and the soup is stewed fish soup, Guo Jia doesn't like to eat fish very much, he hates the fishy smell, he hates the chewy taste of fish, he doesn't eat when others force him to eat, not to mention that three meals a day are this thing, he is almost crazy.
"You're a white eater, and you're embarrassed to complain every day, are you people on land as shameless as you?" Bai Lian said expressionlessly.
"That's it, how many men can't eat the food cooked by my sister if they want to, and you have a lot of problems." Bai Lan chimed in.
"Alas! Alas! Alas! Guo Jia sighed three times, holding chopsticks in one hand and covering her nose with the other, chewing slowly with a sad face.
Guo Jia has been performing like this for several days, even if it is a mud bodhisattva, there are still three points of earthiness, not to mention the arrogant white lotus, she was originally quite confident in her cooking skills, but now she was poured cold water by Guo Jia one after another, and her mood suddenly fell to the extreme. I saw Bai Lian slam the chopsticks on the table, stood up, and glared at him: "You don't think my dishes are delicious, then you have the ability to cook a few dishes for me." ”
"Hey, I don't think your food is delicious, I'm just wondering, do you eat fish all year round? Isn't there any pork, beef, mutton, chicken, or anything like that? Guo Jia asked.
"What's that?" Bai Lian said in confusion.
"Isn't it, don't there be any other animals here besides humans and fish?" Guo Jia exclaimed.
"Yes!" Bai Lan replied preemptively.
Guo Jia was overjoyed and hurriedly asked, "Let's hear it." ”
"We still have rabbits and dogs here, but these two things are not edible, the dogs we raise here have owners, and the wild rabbits in the mountains can only catch some to make game to eat when they come to the New Year, if you really want to eat other meat, wait for the New Year, rabbit meat is delicious!" Bai Lan's eyebrows danced.
"This 。。。。。。" Guo Jia didn't know what to say for a while.
"Guo Jia, I warn you, don't fight those rabbits in the mountains, if I find out, I will definitely go to the elders to sue you." Bai Lian suddenly threatened.
At this time, Bai Lan suddenly slipped behind Guo Jia, covered her mouth and whispered: "My sister, she likes rabbits the most, and she can't see others eating rabbit meat the most." ”
Seeing that the two of them were whispering, Bai Lian was angry, and said angrily: "Do you eat or not, if you don't eat, you will all go out for me!" ”
The two of them sat down to have a good meal, Guo Jia took advantage of the meal, and secretly looked at Bai Lian a few times, he didn't expect that this usually cold and arrogant Bai Lian still had such a cute little temperament, and he had a little more affection for him in his heart, thinking that if I didn't escape from Penglai Dongtian in the end, I would just marry her as a daughter-in-law, thinking of this, he couldn't help but show a shameless evil smile, but he quickly covered it up.
After the meal, the three of them cleaned up the dishes and chopsticks together, Guo Jia suddenly remembered the custom of young people practicing martial arts here, and couldn't help but ask Bai Lian: "That, Bai Lian, you are going to go up the mountain to practice martial arts with your master later, right?" ”
"yes, what's wrong?" Bai Lian frowned.
"This, you see that I've been idle at home lately and have nothing to do, it's really boring, it just so happens that I'm still quite interested in martial arts, or you can introduce me and let me be your junior brother." Guo Jia dragged his chin and said.
"That's not good, our sect only recruits female disciples, if you really want to apprentice, go to other sects to see, maybe there will be an old-timer who has no eyesight willing to take you in." Bai Lian said with a strange expression.
"Wow! What you're saying is too ugly, maybe I'm a martial arts wizard. Guo Jia said shamelessly.
"I'll tell you the truth, your roots are not very good, and you are not a material for martial arts training." Bai Lian said bluntly.
"But I can study hard." Guo Jia said shamelessly.
White Lotus scoffed.
"Anyway, if I go to the mountains to practice martial arts, will the elders be unhappy?" Guo Jia asked cautiously.
"As long as you don't burn, kill and loot, the elders won't care what you do." Bai Lian rolled her eyes and said truthfully.
"Okay, I'll go with you later, you can take me to the valley where there is a sect." Guo Jia said to herself.
"Whatever you want." Bai Lian said with an indifferent face.
"Sister! I also want to go to practice martial arts, you can take me too, okay. Bai Lan heard the conversation between the two and immediately started to coax.
Bai Lian rubbed Bai Lan's head and said softly: "You are still young, in another hundred years, my sister will find the best master to teach you well, good girl." ”
"But Guo Jia is younger than me, why can he go!" Bai Lan was not convinced.
"You are different from him, the body on the land grows up fast, he is already an adult, you are still a child compared to him, besides, no mountain gate will want him anyway, you don't need to be jealous of him." Bai Lian comforted.
"It's not fair! It's not fair! Bai Lan grumbled.
Guo Jia was furious when he listened to the conversation between the two, and he really thought that he was a martial arts wizard.
After a stick of incense, Guo Jia followed Bai Lian to a large canyon surrounded by layers of mountains, which is the largest mountain range in Penglai Dongtian, spreading for dozens of miles, occupying a quarter of the entire Penglai Dongtian. Although there are many peaks here, not every mountain has a sect, and only the one with the mountain gate archway under the mountain is the one with a sect.
"Alright, I'm going to find my master, and I'll take the road here. If you want to learn from the teacher, just go and climb those mountains with mountain gates, I have a hunch that you will climb many mountains today. Bai Lian said meaningfully.
"Okay, okay, don't scold me, let's stop here, see you at dinner." Guo Jia replied.
The next day.
Bai Lian brought a bowl of freshly stewed fish head tofu soup to the table, and said to her sister Bai Lan, "Ask Guo Jia to come over for dinner." ”
"Hmm." Bai Lan nodded, trotted all the way to Guo Jia's house, which was only 100 meters away from their house, pushed open the door, and saw Guo Jia lying on the bed with her feet facing the sky, looking very tired. ”
"Are you sick, are you going to the village to see Langzhong?" Bai Lan, who didn't know the truth, kindly asked.
"I'm not sick, I'm tired." Guo Jia said truthfully.
"How was your apprenticeship yesterday?" Bai Lan asked curiously.
"This, no sect is willing to accept me at present." Guo Jia said embarrassedly.
"Poof." Bai Lan covered her mouth and laughed evilly.
“。。。。。”
At the dinner table, Bai Lian also asked, "Hey, how is your apprenticeship?" ”
Bai Lian's tone of voice was very funny, Guo Jia couldn't help but sink his face, and replied unhappily: "I haven't done it yet." ”
"How many mountains have you climbed?" Bai Lian didn't hear the unhappiness in Guo Jia's heart, and continued to gloat.
Guo Jia was silent for a few seconds, but still told her: "Seven." ”
"Poof." "Poof." When Bai Lian and Bai Lan heard this, they covered their mouths and laughed at the same time, these two people are worthy of being sisters, and their expressions when they laugh are extremely similar.
Guo Jia sighed helplessly, and laughed at himself: "No way, who made me have poor qualifications, those martial artists don't look down on me." ”
"Will you go back tomorrow?" Bai Lan asked.
"Of course, I always have a beginning and an end to what I do." Guo Jia said without thinking.
The next day, Guo Jia came to the foot of the mountains again, and the result was similar to yesterday's situation, those so-called martial arts masters rejected him one by one, and the sects he visited had those who practiced boxing, those who practiced legs, those who practiced qigong, and those who practiced palms, in short, all kinds of things.
Those sect masters rejected Guo Jiagen on the grounds that his bones were not good, and they didn't even let him do the entrance test, persuading him to learn other skills. Although Guo Jia did not have too much interest in martial arts, being denied by so many people aroused the stubbornness in his heart.
But today he only climbed three mountains and felt that his physical strength was unbearable, and seeing that the sky was getting dark, he planned to go back to rest in advance, but halfway through it, he suddenly remembered that Bai Lian had said that in addition to the nearby peaks, there were some small sects in the depths of the mountains.
So, Guo Jia decided to try his luck in the depths of the mountain range again, maybe he could find a sect that was willing to accept him. After passing through two valleys, he found a mountain gate, and the stone carved archway of the mountain gate was engraved with three vigorous and powerful characters: Absolute Sword Sect.
Guo Jia looked up and observed for a while, and pondered in his heart: This sect seems to be practicing swords, practicing swords~ (Guo Jia suddenly revered for a moment about his heroic posture of dancing swords), I feel very good, go in and take a look.
After more than ten minutes, Guo Jia climbed to the top of the mountain out of breath and came to the door of the sect of the Absolute Sword Sect, and found that there was not even a disciple guarding the door here, so he didn't think much about it, and broke in directly. I thought that this kind of sect that didn't even have a gatekeeper disciple must be a small sect, but when I went in, I saw that there were all kinds of facilities such as practice rooms, armory, wings, and ancestral halls, which were more magnificent than any sect I had been to before, which made Guo Jia feel a little stunned, such a powerful sect should not want him.
However, with such a grand scale of the sect, Guo Jia wandered around for a long time and did not see a single figure, and in the blink of an eye, half an hour passed, Guo Jia searched all the places that could be found here, but still couldn't find a person, he opened and asked the omniscient system: Where did the people in this sect go?
Answer: Out of office.
Guo Jia couldn't help but be a little speechless, it seems that he is busy in vain, the sky has become dark at this time, and now I am afraid that I am going to go down the mountain at night, Guo Jia pondered again and again, and decided to borrow it here for one night, and then go out to explore the road tomorrow morning, anyway, there is no one here. This Xuan Xuan Great Array is extremely mysterious, not only can it simulate day and night, but even the time difference is exactly the same as the outside world, and I don't know what the operating principle is, even the omniscient system can't parse the root of this big array, which makes Guo Jia can't help but feel the breadth and profundity of China's ancient metaphysics.
Guo Jia found a good room, put his head back to sleep, and it didn't take long for him to fall asleep, and he was also tired for a day.
At night, a dignified old man in linen climbed this mountain, stepped into this sect that was empty except for Guo Jia, looking at his leisurely stroll, obviously very familiar with the terrain here, when passing by the disciple's room, he suddenly paused, and was surprised.
I saw the old man in Mai look suspicious, and walked towards the bedroom where Guo Jia was, when he found Guo Jia sleeping, he was very surprised, he walked over and looked at Guo Jia a few times, and said to himself: "Good face, whose doll is this?" ”
Guo Jia was sleeping soundly, he didn't know that someone had broken in, he slept neither snoring nor grinding his teeth, only a slight snort, which could be detected by the old man in Mai, which was really incredible. The old man in Mai pushed Guo Jia with his hand angrily, and reproached: "Boy, who allowed you to sleep here, and are there any rules?" ”
However, Guo Jia slept very deeply, and there was no sign of waking up at all, the middle-aged man in Mai snorted coldly, and said to himself: "Forget it, I'll teach you a lesson tomorrow morning." ”