Volume 3 Penglai Wonderland Chapter 25 Each has a ghost
"Are you out of your mind? I didn't even learn swordsmanship, so I dared to use a sword in front of me, and I used a sword? How did I teach you such a strange thing? Han Dan scolded with hatred.
Guo Jia, who fell to the ground, showed a helpless wry smile, he was knocked out in less than a round today.
"I warn you, don't play this crooked idea again! You come with me to the burial sword mound today, we will pick a good sword again, the shackle sword is no longer suitable for you. Han Dan said angrily.
"No, I don't change. Master, I've only been practicing this sword flow for a few days, if you give me some more time, I promise you'll be impressed with me. Guo Jia stubbornly replied.
"This kind of side-door will not go far, so don't waste time on it! I'm counting on you to show your results at the next tournament. Han Dan vetoed.
"Master, I'm serious, you believe me!" Guo Jia said excitedly.
"The old man is also serious! Han Dan was also excited.
The two were at a stalemate, and even fought for it, although it ended in Guo Jia's fiasco. In the end, Han Dan couldn't resist Guo Jia's stubborn temper and allowed him to try for a year.
A year later.
The bright red sword light forced Han Dan to take a few steps back, and he looked at Guo Jia with a shocked expression, mixed with joy and anger.
"Master, you have one move left, and if you can't solve me again, you have to teach me the three swords of dust." Guo Jia said proudly, he is now holding a sword in his right hand and a sword in his left, with a posture of ease.
"You're qualified." Han Dan said.
"Huh?" Guo Jia suspected that she had misheard.
"Your current strength is already qualified to learn the Three Swords of Dust. However, if you want to take my three swords, you should wait for the next life. Han Dan paused, and suddenly put on a strange sword handle pose.
This sword handle style, Guo Jia has seen it. When he was at his most desperate, he had the idea of teaching himself the three swords of dust in the past, so he specially watched the videos of the previous generations of sect masters, and Han Dan now used the first style of the three swords of the dust: sword sweeping Liuhe.
I saw Han Dan leap into the air, and four sword shadows covered Guo Jia from four directions at the same time. Guo Jia had watched the video anyway, and knew that these four sword shadow divisions represented the four directions of southeast, south, and northwest, and he used his sword to block the sword strikes in the east and south directions, and the sword attacks in the west and north directions with his sword.
Just when Guo Jia mistakenly thought that he had blocked this move, Han Dan suddenly withdrew his sword and said indifferently: "You have already lost." ”
Guo Jia was very surprised, and just wanted to argue a few words, Han Dan suddenly pointed to his chest, only to see that there was an extra cross-shaped notch on the clothes on Guo Jia's chest.
"The last vertical and horizontal swords, you didn't block it." Han Dan explained.
Guo Jia touched the gap in his chest, his face full of doubts.
"Don't think about it, if even you can see through it at a glance, then it is not qualified to be our Absolute Sword Sect's Zhenzong martial arts." Han Dan smiled proudly.
Seeing that Guo Jia was still drilling the tip of the horns, Han Dan couldn't help but reward him with a violent shudder, and said angrily: "You kid is like practicing swords, but practicing swords is amazingly talented, it seems that you voted for the wrong sect at the beginning." ”
"Master, my sword is not bad, don't you talk about it." When Guo Jia heard this, he immediately said unhappily.
Han Dan rolled his eyes, not wanting to answer the question. Guo Jia's swordsmanship is not bad, but it is a little worthless compared to his swordsmanship, and what is even more commendable is that Guo Jia's swordsmanship is almost all pondered by himself, and he has no teacher. He has taught Guo Jia swordsmanship for so many years, and now the swordsmanship is about to be overtaken by the swordsmanship, and he is really angry.
However, Han Dan is not old and stubborn, since Guo Jia has a talent in this area, he naturally will not strangle it, otherwise he would not agree to give Guo Jia a year to try to use swords.
"Forget it, since you have achieved results, I will not stop you from practicing knives in the future, but you don't care about one or the other." Han Dan taught.
"Okay master, children understand this kind of truth, when will you teach me the three swords of dust!" Guo Jia couldn't wait to ask, he had a hunch that he would be a first-class swordsman after practicing the Three Swords.
"What are you anxious about?" Han Dan said unhappily.
"Of course I'm in a hurry, I've waited so many years just to learn to be out of the dust three swords, master." Guo Jia said confidently, the next time the passage is opened, he will undoubtedly leave, and he must learn the three swords of the dust within 19 years.
"Have you forgotten that after today's sword competition, it's your vacation." Han Dan said with a smile.
"Don't do it, let's just start practicing." Guo Jia waved his hand.
"Everything should be done step by step, and we must not be in a hurry." Han Dan taught earnestly.
"Master, what are you doing, you had to give me a holiday before, why did you suddenly become so Buddhist? Are you sick? Guo Jia said in disbelief.
"Don't curse me! Rhubarb has been screaming in the middle of the night last night, and the old man didn't sleep well all night, I want to sleep back, and the matter of the three swords in the dust will be talked about another day. Han Dan excused himself.
"Tomorrow, then." Guo Jia proposed.
"I'm so annoyed, I also want to take two days off and take your vacation." Han Dan clapped his hands impatiently.
Guo Jia dared to be angry but didn't dare to speak, so he could only stomp his feet in anger and leave unwillingly.
Han Dan glanced at Guo Jia's back with pity, shook his head while sighing, and muttered to himself: "Stinky boy, you really don't know your mind?" ”
Two days later, Guo Jia, who had returned from vacation, pestered Han Dan to teach him the three swords of dust, but Han Dan always prevaricated Guo Jia with various excuses, but he refused to teach.
Half a month later, Guo Jia finally couldn't bear it anymore, and he decided to hurt each other with Han Dan.
One night, Rhubarb suddenly cried wolf for no reason, before Han Dan said that Rhubarb's ghost call was completely foolish, Guo Jia made this matter true: he used the herbs picked from the mountains to concoct an aphrodisiac that was effective for animals, and secretly mixed it into the fish cakes that Rhubarb ate every night.
"Rhubarb, what the hell is your name? I also let people not sleep. Han Dan, who was annoyed, walked out of the house and shouted at the rhubarb.
Rhubarb, who was in estrus, completely ignored the owner's accusations, and still screamed as he should, Han Dan had to go back to the house to change his clothes and go to the kennel to see what was wrong with Rhubarb. He has been with Rhubarb for hundreds of years, and when he saw Rhubarb's confused eyes, he could see that Rhubarb was in estrus, he patted his head speechlessly, and asked very puzzledly: "I just bred you last year, why did you come again?" You're not too young, why are you always in heat. ”
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"Okay, okay, I'll take you to vent tomorrow, don't scream." Han Dan said with a yawn.
Rhubarb's ghost cry subsided, and the estrus returned to estrus, and it could still understand human words.
On the second day, Rhubarb, who had already vented, began to cry wolf again in the middle of the night. Han Dan rushed out of the house with angry eyes and rushed to the kennel, when he saw Rhubarb's confused eyes, he couldn't help but scold: "What the hell did you do!" Didn't I breed you in the morning? Come back! I've never seen such a nasty brute as you! ”
Guo Jia, who stayed in the disciple's room and peeked at the whole process, was almost out of breath with laughter, and the pranks that arose at this time brought him infinite joy.
Han Dan shouted and scolded on the side for a long time, but he still couldn't stop the rhubarb ghost from screaming, it was impossible for him to hit the rhubarb now, the rhubarb was as powerful as a cow and was in estrus, if he hit him with his bare hands, he might be bitten indiscriminately, and he couldn't use a sword to clean it up, right? Han Dan, who was helpless, could only compromise again, and said in a good voice: "Don't scream, I'll take you to vent tomorrow." ”
The barking of the dog stopped abruptly.
However, this is ultimately a palliative rather than a cure. On the third day, Rhubarb, who had eaten the aphrodisiac, began to cry wolf again, but this time the cry seemed to become a little bleak, and obviously it didn't want to do this, but physiological needs forced it to bark.
This is the third day that Han Dan was woken up in the middle of the night, for the elderly, sleep is very important, Han Dan, whose eyes were bloodshot, took a kitchen knife from the kitchen and rushed to the kennel silently, he looked at Rhubarb's blurred eyes coldly, and asked: "Rhubarb, why don't I cut it for you, I really don't want to beg for this kind of shameful thing anymore, forgive me." ”
Rhubarb was so frightened that the dog's hair stood on end, and he retreated to the corner of the kennel, not daring to squeak.
Han Dan nodded with satisfaction, ready to go back to the house, as soon as he walked back to the door of the house, Rhubarb started again, Han Dan followed the prestige with a shocked face, the kitchen knife in his hand fell to the ground, he tried to scare it like this, and still couldn't stop Rhubarb's heart that wanted to make yellow.
On the fourth day, Han Dan, who was supposed to urge Guo Jia to practice swords, actually lay in bed.
"Master, get up, you still have to accompany me to practice swords today." Guo Jia said solemnly.
"I'm not feeling well today, I'll talk about it in the afternoon." Han Dan replied annoyedly.
"Is it because Rhubarb was screaming there yesterday and spared your quietness?" Guo Jia asked knowingly.
"Did you hear that, too? Isn't the disciple's room quiet? Han Dan asked in surprise.
"Yes, I heard it, but I was far away from the kennel and couldn't hear it very clearly." Guo Jia replied honestly.
"That's great, I'll move in tonight to sleep with you." Han Dan said overjoyed.
"No, no, master, it's not right for you to do this, treating the symptoms but not the root cause." Guo Jia hurriedly persuaded that he still wanted to use this to negotiate terms with Han Dan.
"It's enough to treat the symptoms, the disciple's wing room is at least two hundred meters away from the kennel, it's really a good place." Han Danxi smiled and said, these three nights almost tossed him to death.
"No, master, in fact, I have a way to make rhubarb stop screaming." The matter has come to this point, Guo Jia can only say it clearly.
"What do you know, that beast is in estrus, you can't give him sweat medicine, right?" Han Dan said angrily.
"There is a special medicine on our continent that is specially used to suppress the estrus of dogs, and the effect is particularly good and there are no side effects." Guo Jiahu said nonsense.
"What do you mean, you have it on you?" Han Danhu said suspiciously.
"I don't, but I can do it." Guo Jia said with a smile.
"You still know how to heal?" Han Dan said in disbelief.
"I know a little bit about it." Guo Jia flickered and said, the aphrodisiacs were all ordered by him, can he not understand? Although the method of making aphrodisiacs was searched using the omniscient system. "Then you try it, show me after the medicine is made, don't poison my rhubarb." Han Dan said cautiously.
"Master, don't worry, the medicine I made is absolutely fine, the problem is that I can't do this errand in vain." Guo Jiayi pointed out.
"Okay, I'll give you a three-day long vacation after the deed is done." Han Dan said without thinking.
"No, you can teach me the three swords of the dust, even if you teach me the first style first." Guo Jia finally showed his feet.
"Something is wrong, how do I feel that there is something else going on here." Han Dan's voice suddenly changed, and his eyes looked sharply at Guo Jia.
Guo Jia had prepared for a long time, and there was no flaw on her face.
Since there was no evidence, Han Dan couldn't do anything with Guo Jia, so he had no choice but to accept Guo Jia's conditions.