Chapter 54: Armament Department
[Watta Alheim is the name of the base of the Institute of Alchemy and Science and Engineering, abbreviated as the Ministry of Equipment, and its name comes from the land of gnomes in Norse mythology, that is, the residence of top craftsmen, if you see any high-tech products at the Academy, it is probably from them.] ]
[It is worth mentioning that if you are threatened by your personal safety while using items within the Academy, please be sure to contact them and not the Academy Teacher.] ]
[Encounter explosions, fires, poison gases...... Ibid. ]
[But don't think of them as a flood beast, you can talk to them about it, starting with how to get a go-to strategy and ending with a hundred flavors of burgers and pizza.] ]
[However, women should not think about joining the equipment department!] Remember! ]
- Must-see Handbook for New Students at the Night's Watch, Chapter 2, Article 3.
Lu Mingfei leaned against the elevator wall and took the elevator all the way down.
The base of the equipment department is one hundred and twenty meters underground in the academy, although in the must-read manual for new students of the Night Watch Forum, the equipment department seems to be a bunch of scientific madmen who disregard their safety and conduct random experiments.
But in fact, the armament department is very concerned about its own health, the distilled water they drink requires thirteen purification procedures, and the air they breathe needs to be dusted, ionized and humidified.
The food to be consumed requires...... They don't need any special treatment because they only eat junk food in the eyes of the public, but they are said to have written more than a dozen papers on professional websites to prove that things like fried chicken burgers, cola and potato chips are healthy foods.
However, it is a pity that although those academic people have never heard of a lot of them pulling out, but they are really stunned by the professional terms that they have checked, their papers still can't change the secular "prejudice" in the end - in fact, their nonsense has been exposed, and it is said that the Armament Department was so angry that it wanted to directly smash an ICBM into the institution of higher learning where the person lived, but fortunately was finally "persuaded" back by the principal with a folding knife with a smile.
If one day they prove to be successful, it must be not because they have made up a flawless thesis, or they have created some unique technology, but because the headmaster's folding knife is rusty.
In addition to being careful in all aspects of life to prevent the possibility of illness, they also attach great importance to the possibility of invasion by foreign enemies.
From the ground of the academy to the Wata Alheim, there are nine layers of separation, of which the more common ones are the three-meter-thick concrete wall, then the fifty-centimeter-thick high-strength armor plates, and the lead-zirconium alloy plates to resist the attack of nuclear weapons......
At the same time, a large amount of graphite powder is filled between the isolation layers. According to the careful calculations of the Armament Department, even the most advanced ground-penetrating bombs of the US military will not be able to penetrate their isolation layer, and the sunspot explosion will not affect Wata Alheim, and the biological weapons will be completely purified by the graphite layer.
With this level of protection, even if Fenrir comes and wants to break through it in a short period of time, he needs to use the Shiva Dance, a god-level spirit that can cover the entire imperial capital.
But the equipment department still has no sense of security, in Lu Mingfei's previous life, after watching "2012" in a group, these guys thought that the possibility of the earth being flooded one day completely existed, and applied to the principal to build another layer of waterproof isolation above Wata Alheim.
The headmaster also joked that a direct passage should be built in Wata Alheim to the headmaster's office, so that in the event of floods, nuclear bombs, small meteorites, Resident Evil and other dangers, he, the headmaster, could escape and take refuge.
However, they were sternly rejected by the Armament Department on the grounds that as undoubtedly the wisest of the human race, they deserved to take refuge in reproducing humanity like Adam and Eve, and to preserve the spark of technology and alchemy as well as philosophy and cola-making methods for humanity. But as a leader, the principal cannot escape and should live and die with everyone.
And the principal, who was originally just joking, was silent for a long time after hearing their serious answers, and only held back a paragraph.
"Dear Director Akadullah Ahmed Mohamed Farouge, I am glad that your armament department is willing to think about the rise and fall of mankind while striving for science, and is willing to contribute generously and contribute your precious genes for the continuation of mankind after taking precautions to build shelters...... Even if you're a lot older, you should be willing to take the lead in it. “
"But, I think...... Before the end comes, you should study the technology of same-sex reproduction or artificial wombs, otherwise as a department with a 100% male ratio, it is obviously impossible to reproduce offspring and re-establish human civilization in your place. ”
"It's like KFC's fried chicken can't produce eggs."
In fact, it was not without Valkyrie that a woman as brave and passionate about science tried to join the Armament Department, strong and courageous, and at the same time had the determination to give her life for science.
Valkyrie tried to imitate the logic of the neurotics, eating hamburgers and fries that she didn't like to eat, playing the old game of more than ten years ago, and was unanimously approved by the elite of the equipment department, but in the end she was defeated before the interview of the director of Akadulla.
Instead of sitting across from her about the future of human science, the brilliant "superb" director Akadulla stood in front of the men's urinal in the office and let out a mournful cry.
"Little Dura! What's wrong with you little Dura? No, you can't do that to me! I'm not ready to be a single man, how can you decide for me? How can you be so ruthless, so cruel, so ruthless? ”
"Don't be discouraged! Men should hold their heads high, little Dura! ”
The valiant Valkyrie fled.
The elites of the equipment department who heard the principal's reply were shocked, realizing that there were such serious loopholes in their perfect plan, and changed their evaluation of the principal from a barbarian who could only use brute force and had a strange smell on his body.
Promoted to a barbarian who occasionally has a flash of inspiration but still has a strange stench on his body and only uses brute force most of the time, it can be said that it is a qualitative leap - the smell refers to cigars, and the elite of the equipment department never smokes.
After a night of research and discussion, they re-applied to the principal to build a refuge passage to the bottom of the girls' dormitory, in addition to the waterproof barrier, so that the Eden Project would be foolproof.
However, before the principal replied, "I don't know" leaked the rumors, and all the girls in the school knew about the application of the equipment department, so under the leadership of Nono, the elite of the equipment department was beaten to the head, and the boys were responsible for walking while whistling under the leadership of Caesar, and then "unintentionally" blocked their way.
As a result, the evaluation of all the students in the school by the equipment department has changed to barbarians who can only use brute force.