"Azure is waiting for smoke and rain, and I'm waiting for you

The moonlight was salvaged and the ending was blurred

Such as the hand-me-down blue and white porcelain is beautiful

You've got a smile in your eyes

……”

The TV set played the rebroadcast of the Spring Festival Gala, Jay Chou, who was dressed in a black suit and had not yet begun to mellow his jawline, sang his masterpiece "Blue and White Porcelain" affectionately.

However, at this time, no one appreciates the charm of Jay Chou's music, and everyone is busy with their own affairs at the Spring Festival party.

The children ran to the door to set off firecrackers, and some played hide and seek.

The little face was red from the cold, the snot was about to flow into the mouth, and he was stunned to lie on the firewood stack without saying a word.

The men took the pokers and set up two card courts in the house and in the yard.

Babbling to play local characteristics [enough level], shouting one by one, I don't know that I think I am fighting, and there is no wheel on the side to coax, which is very lively.

Most of the women got together in twos and threes to chat.

Mainly share gossip and the recent situation of relatives and friends, one time the girl cheated, one time the old man ran away in debt, and the last time it had to be which chicken was lost, and scolded the whole village for two and a half night.

Wei Yang did not mix with the excitement of the three major legions, he sat on the balcony on the second floor, basking in the sun while eating melon seeds, enjoying himself.

Today is the second day of the Lunar New Year, and the rule here in Zao City is to go back to her parents' house on the second and third days of the new year, so Wei Yang's family came to her grandmother's house.

Wei Yang's grandparents are still alive, so everyone gathers quite together every year.

Compared with the sparsely populated Wei family, the old Wang family can be described as a large number of people, Wang Yunping has two elder brothers and two sisters above, and two younger sisters and a younger brother below.

There are seven sisters in the Wang family, and there are more than a dozen of Wei Yangyang are cousins, and a few of them are married.

…

"Eat, eat."

When it was time to eat, the second aunt in charge and the grandmother instructed everyone to clean up the table and prepare to serve the food.

Due to the large number of people, there were several tables, one table for men, one table for women, and one table for children.

There are slightly more people on the man's side, and he plans to divide a few children to squeeze it, but Wei Yang took the initiative to ask for it.

"I'll sit at the kid's table."

The uncle pressed him down: "What are you sitting on, I'll talk to you later, Xiaolong, you go over there, Zhenzhen, you can't drink, go over too." ”

There are many relatives, but some people have rivers and lakes, and if there are many people, they will often faintly divide into three, six, nine and so on.

The second aunt who works in the bank is the most important son-in-law in the family all the year round, the honest little brother-in-law, and every time the New Year's party is busy cooking, if it wasn't for the grandfather who asked a son-in-law before the banquet, he almost forgot about it.

This is the case for the older generation, and the same is true for Wei Yang's generation.

Cousin Lei of the uncle's family became a contractor, and the uncle spoke hard, and Cousin Lei was more valued than several uncles.

Cousin Long, who was thrown to the child's table just now, dropped out of elementary school, and has been mixed up all these years, and he usually doesn't come to trouble, so he is naturally not treated by the elders.

In previous years, Wei Shan and Wei Yang were treated quite well.

After all, the father is a storekeeper with an upper middle income, and the son is a college student.

Don't underestimate the identity of this college student, don't talk about the cousins and cousins who are still in school below, Wei Yang's cousins and cousins basically have junior high school or technical secondary school education.

Wei Yang, a student in the theater, is already one of the only two college undergraduates in the family.

College students, coupled with Wei Yang's good drinking, used to be quite popular with their uncles, but this year is even more amazing.

Although Wei Yang felt that he was just a little red and was not a star, for his relatives in his hometown, this was all on TV, so it was okay.

Inquire about the country, which family has a child on TV, what is this not a star!?

Father is more expensive than son, Wei Shan crossed the second brother-in-law who pressed him for half his life for the first time, and sat next to his father-in-law in the first place of his son-in-law.

Old Wei's mouth was about to laugh crookedly.

What's so great about working in a bank, Lao Tzu's son gave birth to a good son, and he took it directly.

Wei Yang himself has received unprecedented attention, he was sandwiched by his uncle and uncle, and the second uncle personally poured wine, and the second aunt was promoted to the manager of the bank before he was not arranged by this specification.

To tell the truth, it's a little cool, but if you can choose, Wei Yang still prefers to go to the child's table.

The difficulty of eating with these middle-aged and elderly elders is not to drink, but to listen to them tell you some big truths.

If these great truths are really useful, it will be fine, but due to the generation gap, many times the truths spoken by these elders are often inconsistent with your values.

But out of politeness and affection, you can't refute it in person, you can only endure listening, not only to endure the desire to complain, but also to nod and cooperate from time to time, which is the most torturous.

Wei Yang is not afraid of drinking, it is no problem to single out three uncles and a few uncles, but he is afraid that they will drink too much and brag.

Uncle Wei Yang, in particular, is "proficient" in a series of things such as history, biology, science and technology, politics, finance, military affairs, and philosophy, with the work of a security guard and the heart of the UN Secretary-General.

Let's just put it this way, according to his uncle's confidence after drinking too much, the three-body people have to kneel at the door and listen.

That is to say, if you were born at the wrong time, you didn't meet Bole, but if you were born decades early, or if you were supported by nobles, China has unified Eurasia and colonized Africa and America.........

What can Wei Yang do, his uncle, except for some snobbery, has actually been good to him.

And it is normal for people to be utilitarian, even Wei Yang himself, in fact, it is difficult not to consider those external factors, and treat all relatives equally.

But snobbery may not matter, but bragging is too torturous.

Wei Yangrang's brains were about to explode, and his spirit was greatly traumatized, and it took a lot of perseverance to remain silent, but he couldn't bear it anymore.

Therefore, Wei Yang took the initiative to attack, and he couldn't just shut up, so he poured people down, which was both quiet and relieved.

"Uncle, what you said is so good, let's drink one."

"The financial crisis is like that, come on, one more."

"It turns out that Qin Shi Huang is like this, uncle, I did it."

“……”

In less than twenty minutes, under Wei Yang's coaxing operation, the uncle had already begun to slip under the table.

The world finally stopped halfway, but Wei Yang's anger was not finished, he looked around with his wine glass, looked at a second aunt who had a good relationship with the local leader, and smiled slightly.

"Second uncle, it seems that he is going to be promoted, come, nephew wishes."

A few hours later, except for his father Wei Shan, his elderly grandfather, and his aunt who could not drink alcohol with high blood pressure escaped, the rest were basically put down by Wei Yang.

The eldest uncle, second uncle, and third uncle were lying on the sofa snoring, the second and fourth uncles were helped to the house to rest, one cousin smirked at the calendar, the other cousin sat on the ground with a red face and cried bitterly, and another cousin and cousin-in-law squatted in the toilet and vomited.........

Wei Yang's revenge was avenged, and he was in a happy mood, but he also gained a bunch of eyes from his cousins and cousins.

Especially the cousin of the second uncle's family, who just got married a few years ago, was newly married Yan'er, mixed oil in honey, felt sorry for her husband, and couldn't help complaining about Wei Yang.

"It's okay if you pour it to my dad, what do you pour him for, he can't drink it."

Wei Yang looked innocent: "Don't blame me, my brother-in-law didn't pull me to drink, saying that I didn't go to get married, so I have to make up for it, and if I don't drink, I won't give him face." ”

My cousin was speechless, looking at her husband who was still squatting in the toilet and didn't dare to move, she was angry and distressed.

"This time I have face, I came back to my father-in-law's house for the New Year after marriage, and I smelled the toilet."

Losing face is still a trivial matter, and Wei Yang is a little worried about the cousin who is crying and reading a woman's name.

Quietly asked my mother about my cousin's name, and found that the name I said didn't match, Wei Yang recalled the murderous eyes of my cousin just now, and felt worried.

If it's a big New Year, it won't kill anyone, right......

Wei Yang secretly made up his mind in his heart, why do you have to sit at the child's table next year, these people don't brag, they have a lot of things, how can they grab meat and eat happiness with children.