Chapter 36 There is no one in the world who does not blow it

Just do it, Li Xianyun immediately started the 10,000-cost film.

The plot of this film is super simple: it is a zombie road movie, where several people meet zombies on the road in a car, and then run all the way to fight zombies.

So Li Xianyun used the people in the company directly, and even the former boss Liu Yijiang and Liu Fatzi were pulled over to make a cameo appearance, and they were bitten to death by zombies for one minute, and then they were zombies to bite others.

Li Xianyun and Jiang Zheng themselves also made cameo appearances as zombies. Playing a zombie is the easiest, with a crooked neck, staggering and walking, humming and chirping, and opening your teeth and claws.

However, in this way, the makeup requirements are relatively high, and the company does not have a makeup artist in the later stage, so Jiang Meier was pulled over by him to be a makeup artist and gave 3,000 yuan, which is the largest single expense.

Li Xianyun squeezed manpower by the way and asked her to play the heroine.

Jiang Meier was very happy when she first heard about the new drama and asked her to shoot it, but when she heard it, she invested a total of 10,000 yuan, and she almost didn't faint.

You're here to squeeze me, huh?

The investment of 10,000 yuan is mainly the venue, transportation, lunch boxes, and makeup and a small amount of props, and the rest is gone.

Although the film does not have a big plot, the small details can be done, Li Xianyun has the heart to polish himself, and shoot a scene over and over again, don't look at it as a small cost, he is stunned to shoot a cinematic momentum.

In this way, it took him ten days to finish filming, and the actual cost was as high as 35,000 yuan.

It's over budget!

It doesn't matter, I'll just say I took it for 10,000 yuan, what can you do?

Others are exaggerating the cost, this time Li Xianyun did the opposite, and made a detailed cost and expenditure table, 10872.4 yuan.

Making false accounts is also unique to do what he does.

But don't say it, everyone is very happy after the finale.

It's a rare time to play!

Li Xianyun was a little embarrassed, and said to Jiang Mei'er: "I was supposed to shoot for three or four days, but I ended up filming for ten days, I'm really embarrassed." ”

You're sorry to add money.

Jiang Mei'er glanced at him: "Why do you want to make such a low-budget film?" ”

"Practice." Li Xianyun replied honestly.

Jiang Meier also guessed the answer: "The average director has made millions of movies, and basically there will be no more ...... like you." You're good, I'm optimistic about you. I said, I'll help this time, next time you have a chance, you should take care of me, right? ”

Li Xianyun nodded seriously: "I still have a haunted house series behind me, are you interested?" ”

"What? Is this optimistic about me? Jiang Mei'er asked with a smile.

"Makeup artist." Li Xianyun replied.

Jiang Meier's acting skills have always been limited, and her future as an actor is limited, but the level of makeup artists is good, and zombies belong to special effects makeup, and Jiang Meier can do okay.

Hearing this, Jiang Mei'er's face sank.

So after a long circle, or are you back on the path of a makeup artist?

Jiang Meier was a little reluctant: "I really can't be an actor?" ”

Li Xianyun smiled bitterly: "Big special." ”

Grand Special ......

The lowest in the actor level is a group performance, which belongs to the background characters and has no lines.

The top is a special contract, and it is also divided into large, medium and small.

A trick with a few lines is generally considered a small special, generally 100 to 500 a day, a medium special is 500 to 1,000 a day, and a large special can have more than 2,000 a day, which is considered a familiar face.

Further up are the supporting roles, starring.

Jiang Meier has no acting foundation, and her previous performances have been repeatedly adjusted by Li Xianyun, and she has also honed herself when she has honed herself, which can be regarded as a super-level performance.

is really filming a big drama, it is impossible to serve her like this.

Too busy.

So Li Xianyun commented that she was a big special, in fact, with her current acting skills, the special contract is the limit.

The big special cap is not as promising as a makeup artist.

Jiang Mei'er was speechless, and said angrily: "That's okay, I won't eat the rice, after all, the cost of this meal has risen again." ”

As he spoke, he turned and left.

Seeing Jiang Mei'er go away, Li Xianyun knew that this girl's heart for herself should be completely dead.

Zhao Yunyang leaned over with a cheap face: "This is giving up?" People are obviously interested in you. ”

Is this your attitude towards your boss?

I'm still a little bit good at talking.

When he first became the boss, Li Xianyun didn't know how to take a shelf, but said leisurely: "There is an infinite starry sky in the future, why give up for a star." ”

"Then boss, I'll chase her, you don't have an opinion, right?" Zhao Yunyang asked.

Oh, I see.

Li Xianyun smiled: "No opinion, but I look at you...... Suspend. ”

This person is not ugly, but he looks too obscene with his back slumped, and he doesn't pay attention to grooming himself, he wears clothes like a thief, his hairstyle is messy like a chicken nest, and the programmers don't have the decay of you - people have no hair and no hair benefits.

Slapped his hand on Zhao Yunyang's back, and Li Xianyun said: "Stand up straight, don't lie down." ”

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The road of the mad corpse adopts the method of on-site rough cutting, and the biggest advantage of on-site rough cutting is that you can see the general effect immediately after shooting, and any problems can be found as soon as possible. You don't have to wait for the filming to finish and then send it for editing, and after watching it, you will slap your thigh:, something went wrong, I have to go back to make up the shot.

It's a lot of small money for a make-up!

Li Xianyun had a similar experience in the original world, and after filming the film, he found out: I rub, isn't this third female already in a coma, why did she appear again in the back shot? Is it the C position? You can't cut it off.

The key thing is that there were not even a few spare shots at that time, and the 83-minute movie only had 91 minutes of usable material, which is also strange.

That's right, the producer is Ren Zhi's stupid fork, who does everything to save money - more than a dozen shows a day, how much material can be available?

In the end, Rong Dasheng came to the rescue, and he saved the third female through editing.

In Rong Dasheng's words, this makes the dead become disabled, and it is impossible to walk normally, but it is good to have a breath.

Li Xianyun said: This is called a dojo in a snail shell, and the ballet is danced with five flowers.

Rong Dasheng gave a thumbs up: What is engaged in writing is full of flowers.

Otherwise, Rong Dasheng's ability is still very good, and ordinary people really can't save this film - as long as Rong Dasheng doesn't touch the script, he is a good director!

And with live editing, there is basically no need to worry about this major goofing problem - unless the entire production team is blind.

After filming the zombie film, Li Xianyun won the company for exactly one month.

At this time, the preparations for the ghost detection record were almost completed.

Originally, Li Xianyun also wanted Ren Zhi to give Yang Enjun to him to use, but when he heard the price, what? Two hundred thousand?

I'll you, you.

Cheap actors are really worthless, as long as you can blow it, you can get it for thousands to tens of thousands - it depends on the duration, for example, a garbage film in seven days, one or two hundred thousand will support the sky, but if you want to shoot for a month, it is normal to ask for 80,000 yuan. Specifically, look at the scene, look at the acting skills, look at the appearance, see if you bring your own fans, whether you are obedient, and even ...... Ahem, don't say it.

Li Xianyun met a boss Chen of an advertising company in the original world, made a science fiction film, and was full of confidence when he was still working on the later stage and planned to make a sequel.

claimed to have an investment of 20 million, and sold it for 100 million in the secondary market, saying that it was a sequel and this budget, and it was necessary to give the director and screenwriter two points per person, so that everyone could work for him for free.

So Li Xianyun and Rong Dasheng went to his company for an interview.

At that time, this guy was half an hour late, and after Rong Dasheng and Li Xianyun arrived at his company in advance, they asked his employees to release his first part to take a look.

As soon as you look at the film,, low forcing goods.

Rong Dasheng gestured with six fingers at that time and said that the actual investment in this first part was less than two million, which was naturally not as good as Boss Chen. Boss Chen was poked at the point, and he couldn't help Rong Dasheng and Li Xianyun, so he turned his head and began to scold his own employees: Who told you to show them the film when Lao Tzu didn't come?

The key is to scold in front of the two of them.

When he scolded, the employee was also annoyed: You invited the director and screenwriter who came over to give you a sequel, and it was not natural for people to watch the first part? What kind of thing are you throwing fire on my head before you have a business discussion?

Later, Rong Dasheng secretly contacted the employee to inquire about the true cost, and the employee said: I don't know about other resources, anyway, the cash does not exceed 600,000.

Rong Dasheng and Li Xianyun were very happy at that time.

Of course, that product also comes with post-production special effects or something, and the price of resources should be calculated, so it is estimated that it is a production cost of 1.35 million.

Rong Dasheng said that the two million were all affected by his blowing - so it still makes sense to blow it.

The problem is that your fucking film with a production cost of more than one million has blown us to 100 million, and you have to use this as a standard to work with a standard difference of one person and two points, making it seem like you are very generous, do you want to be embarrassed?

By the way, the script of his first part is said to have been made by Boss Chen personally with a group of "elite screenwriters" for a year.

After Li Xianyun looked at the background frame, he re-updated the version, photographed it in front of Boss Chen, and told him: This is what I made in 20 minutes, you can see how the results are compared to yours in a year.

Although Boss Chen blew the cowhide loudly, he nodded helplessly after looking at the frame: professional is different.

Nonsense!

To put it bluntly, Li Xianyun's framework in 20 minutes is a hundred times better than his "one-year achievements of a group of elite screenwriters"!

It's a pity that in this way, he still refuses to give a high price for the second part, which can be regarded as picking the door to the extreme - Li Xianyun voluntarily gave him these twenty minutes of hard work, which can be regarded as the lunch money for his treat.

Boss Chen was "infinitely atmospheric", pointing to the Porsche and Land Rover in the parking lot and saying, "This is all my car", and at the same time inviting the two of them to dinner for a box lunch, which is also outrageous.

When Li Xianyun was the poorest, he never invited anyone to eat a boxed lunch - what about your special mother when we worked for you in the crew?

is such a movie that claims to have an investment of 20 million yuan and 100 million, the salary of the first starring role is 25,000 yuan, and the filming period is about 25 days.

Rong Da shouted: I don't want this kind of goods for 8,000 yuan, and if I don't bring more than 100,000 yuan of funds into the group, I won't bring a No. 3 one.

Fingers jump cut wildly.

Boss Chen, a layman who entered the film industry, was cheated and didn't know that he wanted to be a fool insider, just like Donnie Yen wanted to hang Tyson, which was also a lot of fun - of course, you want enough money, it doesn't matter if you want to hang and beat.

Another special thing to brag about is the panicked classmates.

Back then, Ren Zhi patted his chest and swore that the famous Internet celebrity "Rabbit Teeth" was picked up by him, and Li Xianyun in the original world once came into contact with Rabbit Teeth because of business cooperation, and casually asked her if she knew each other? People were stunned for a long time and didn't remember who this person was.

Not only today, but also the ancients, pulling up tens of thousands of farmers, that is, an army of millions; At every turn, he is a husband, and the force is all over the sky, and a pair of war hammers is hundreds of pounds.

The world is so aggressive, ancient and modern.

If Li Xianyun crosses back, he may be the Tongtian Sect Master, and next to him is the Bliss Immortal of the Palm Divine Soldier Demon Red Givenchy, with a red lip to confuse the world; The starving ghost devoured millions of soldiers in one bite, and the big-bellied unparalleled gluttonous immortal; The ghost of the house moves mountains and seas, moves the world, and is the master of time and space; As for Jiang Mengmeng, that is the immortal reborn little Nezha, a three-headed and six-armed red child, the three flavors of true fire are not strong enough, and it must be ninety-nine to one nine, nine heavens and ten earths Brahma divine fire; The shadow ghost is the Kunlun Mirror Xuanhuang Pagoda Xuanyuan Sword combined into a peerless artifact, and a single soldier can deploy a blood sea lore array; The five protectors are all disciples of the sect leader, and there are no classes in teaching, and ten thousand ghosts come and go......

In short, blowing is inheritance.

No one in the world is not blowing!