Chapter 24 Incompetence is not a crime
Yisheng late company.
Work hall.
Zhou Liu looked at the screen in disbelief, and the three words of breaking the army were knocked on the screen like a steel seal.
Then there's a scene of wild drag racing whistling by.
There is another line of words typed below
Producer: Lixin Group.
Co-producer: Yisheng Film and Television.
Zhou Liu's eyes were dizzy.
Is there really a piece of broken army?
Li Xianyun didn't even say hello and secretly finished filming in advance?
He looked at Li Xianyun in surprise: "When did you shoot it?" It's not our film! ”
Li Xianyun raised his fingers, "Shhh Watch your words! What the agreement says is a broken army, this is a broken army! Any comments? ”
Zhou Liu trembled excitedly.
No matter how detailed the contract is, it is impossible to stipulate the content of a film.
Generally, it is to stipulate the title of the film, add at most one theme, and add an outline of one sentence to pick out the details.
For example, Lanyuan Group needs to add some more standards for brand placement, such as the name of Lanyuan, duration, positive image, core characters, etc.
Without the need for brand placement, it is impossible to add these.
After all, in artistic creation, it is impossible to contract to die, otherwise you can't change the play.
So theoretically, it can be done that way.
I'll make a drama that is also called Breaking the Army, and then tell you that this is your one.
What do you do?
Of course, you can still check the accounts, but checking the accounts during the filming period and checking the accounts after the filming are two different concepts.
Li Xianyun shook his hand, and a long printed list was thrown in front of Zhou Liu, "You want to check the accounts?" The account is here. Check it out. ”
Zhou Liu looked at the financial staff behind him, and everyone picked up the list one after another.
But it didn't work.
In other businesses, you can also check equipment and investment.
In the film and television industry, the crew left separately, and the only remaining product was the movie.
Do you want to check the accounts?
You can check the picture one by one.
I can find a yarn.
Not to mention these laymen, insiders can't do it.
Yes, major film and television platforms have special filmmakers, and the cost can be roughly seen.
But that's called "probably"!
Who can see for sure?
There are different prices for the same person.
Who knows who's behind the camera? What price?
So after all, watching a film is still about quality, not cost - the rating standards of major platforms have never said that cost is measured, because cost, as a quantifiable unit, is the most inaccurate in film and television!
Besides, there are a lot of bad movies with big investments, you can't be on the star just because you invest a lot &nbp;&nbp;bad movies, right?
Therefore, the gods can't see the real cost from the film, &nbp;&nbp; only a rough estimate.
At this moment, a financial officer took a quick look and said, "Why is the loss of props so much 200 million?" What props are so expensive? ”
"Blew up the building." Li Xianyun lazily replied, "Do you need evidence?" We have tidbits. Saying that, Li Xianyun called it out and showed it to Zhou Liu.
The building is really bombed, a small building to be demolished, exaggerated with the help of special effects.
"Just this building? Worth 200 million? Zhou Liu pointed to the small dilapidated building inside and asked in shock.
"There are other props." Li Xianyun replied neatly.
"Where's the prop?"
"It's blown up!" Li Xianyun made a slamming gesture, "I filmed a lot of explosion scenes, and most of the costumes and props were blown up." It's all documented, it's expensive! ”
Zhou Liu grabbed Li Xianyun's neck, "You don't have a certificate, are you kidding?" ”
Li Xianyun patted his hand, "Pay attention to your movements." It's the film and television industry, it's legal, you know? The industry is like this, and the loss of film and television shooting is very large, I sent you a notice, and you didn't send someone to watch it at that time, which means that you acquiesced. ”
"The notice said it would be on in four months."
"That's right, it was filmed not long ago, but you didn't come at the time." Li Xianyun smiled.
These six were quietly launched, and the latter was a big fanfare, supplementing the notice, but the words were unknown.
Under the large-scale production, no one noticed that Yisheng Media quietly completed a set of six "800 million productions".
"But you said it would be done in half a year!" Zhou Liu shouted.
"Ahead of schedule. It's efficient, it's so awesome, what should I do? Li Xianyun still spread his hands.
The efficiency of the technical department is high, &nbp;&nbp;The whole industry knows,&nbp;&nbp;You have the ability to sue me for the high efficiency of filming!
"What about the army-breaking operation? What does that mean? Zhou Liu yelled.
"It's just a tentative name, and I want to rub the heat. It's not that the title of the movie can't be changed, sometimes I think it doesn't sound good and I have to change it, and I have to change it if I don't pass the review. If you don't like it and think it's stealing the limelight from your film, I'll just change it. It doesn't matter, I'm very angry, if you don't like it, I don't rub the heat of the military. ”
The popularity of breaking the army?
It's strange that this garbage film can have popularity.
One auditor was stunned, "So, all the costumes and props in here have been blown up?" Death without proof? ”
"Oh, not really." Li Xianyun replied very seriously, "There must be a retention, it's in the warehouse." Need to check? Saying that, Li Xianyun's face turned pale: "Hong Rui! ”
The new secretary Hong Rui came over, "Boss." ”
Li Xianyun's face was cold, "Take them to the warehouse and pick a batch of costumes and props for them...... I want the most rubbish batch. ”
He simply wrote the word pit you on his face.
Zhou Liu is interested in going to the warehouse, he is going crazy, "Li Xianyun, you get six garbage tablets, do you think you can fool us like this?" ”
"Fooling?" Li Xianyun sneered and pointed to the screen, "I didn't fool you, look at this film, how big the scene is." Bang bang bang everywhere! I've designed eighteen explosion scenes in one movie alone, guaranteed to blow you up and blow you upside down! ”
I'm going to go!
Are you crazy?
This is a movie, not a blasting live.
The explosion scene legally destroys the cost, and Yisheng Media does not need to cost the explosion scene, so these six garbage films are bombarded indiscriminately all the way.
Don't look at the low cost of the film, if you really want such a bombing method, 800 million may not be enough.
Li Xianyun continued, "If you don't think it's enough, it's okay, there are also big-name stars. ”
Big-name stars?
Everyone was stunned.
"That's right, big stars!" Li Xianyun smiled: "You won't see it now, but you will see it soon." In the army-breaking operation, oh, in this film that is being filmed now, I invited a lot of big names to make cameos. There will always be some unwanted shots that will be cut, but don't worry, I'll put them all in the six films. When the time comes, this film will have big names and big names, and there will be scenes and scenes. Of course, the plot must be rotten, but it doesn't matter, who still watches the plot when watching movies these days. ”
Li Xianyun is right, he really plans to put some of the big-name performances in the genuine broken army into the copycat version, but it doesn't mean that he will take them out and release them.
First cut a copycat version of the big names, this version has explosion scenes, big name performances, big special effects, the cost is absolutely awesome, the only weakness is the literary drama.
In fact, literary drama is also a great test of details such as scenery aesthetics and costumes, and this part is basically the standard of TV dramas.
So if the audience watches such a movie, it feels like basically whether I am watching a TV series or a movie? Why are those big scenes and big names so awesome, but the scenes in other aspects are so weak? Then there's the sparse and disorganized plot, and it feels like a TV series and a movie that have been cut and pieced together.
Quality?
Hehe, don't mention it.
But if you calculate the cost, even if an expert comes to see it, you have to say, "Just this scene, just this actor's coffee position, if it is not a friendly cameo, the cost will be at least 200 million." However, it is not something that ordinary people can do to be able to put an investment of 200 million to the level of 2 million. Director Bi won't be like this......"
But that's not enough.
Because this is used to deal with audits and lawsuits.
The artists are all big names in their own homes, and Li Xianyun can't be so bad.
So when it was finally screened, Li Xianyun would cut out all the clips of his own artists.
This is also legal, and if it is not suitable, it will be cut.
When Huang Bo was filming a good drama back then, he invited big names such as Brother Hong Lei to make cameos, but in the end, the film was cut in its entirety, the reason was "You acted so well, how can you live if you don't cut your starring role?" ”
Therefore, it is reasonable and legal to cut it out after appearing on the scene.
Li Xianyun "paid a lot of money" to invite a group of big names to perform to deal with the audit, and then cut them all out on the grounds that they were not suitable.
What is it for you Cameron to waste millions for an ogo? I've wasted the footage of countless big-name artists, worth hundreds of millions!
That's what I call artistic pursuit!
It's just that the pursuit was unsuccessful, and it's still a bad movie.
At this moment, Li Xianyun said earnestly, "As a co-producer and chief director, I have the right to cut out inappropriate content." The footage of these artists will eventually disappear, which is undoubtedly a huge waste, and it is the incompetence of me, the chief director, but you can't deny that these efforts do exist, they are just wasted. ”
He grabbed Zhou Liu's hand and said sincerely, "I am ashamed of you and Lixin Group's efforts, it is my incompetence that makes the quality of the film decline." But ......"
Li Xianyun suddenly smiled: "It's incompetent, it doesn't break the law, right?" ”
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