Li Xianyun was still working today, and received a call from Han Ping: "Come and take a look, the demon is going to strike." ”

What?

Li Xianyun hurriedly ran to the office of the Yin Mansion, and saw that Demon Ke was still there snorting.

Li Xianyun was also speechless.

Speaking of Ke Demon Demon is also the most useful one of all the little ghosts, not to mention the art master, the smoke effect is also better than blowing up the ghost, and you can also make up the ghost, Although those ghosts can change shapes, but makeup can't be done, all pointing to Ke Demon Demon.

So Ke Demon is also the busiest one, but fortunately, the ghost doesn't care about being tired, it's no problem to be busy.

But Ke Demon has a big temperament, so it is also the one who is most prone to temper tantrum.

"What's wrong with her?" At this moment, Li Xianyun asked.

Han Ping said helplessly: "It's not for Linglan's half-price thing." ”

Exercise!

How long has it been since this and you're still angry about it?

Li Xianyun was also speechless.

Han Ping said: "She quarreled with the car accident ghost, and the car accident ghost used this to stimulate her, so she got angry." ”

Li Xianyun's eyes glared: "Zhou Shijie, you come over for me!" ”

Woo!

Just listen to the roar of the engine.

The car accident ghost turned his legs into wheels and drove over at a gallop.

Li Xianyun pointed at it: "What kind of demon are you doing?" ”

The ghost of the car accident was right: "I drove, but she didn't let me drive, and she thought I was making trouble." And then there was a quarrel. ”

"What the hell is it for you?"

"She was the one who said me first, saying that I was useless!" The car accident ghost was also angry.

I'll go.

Li Xianyun looked at him, and then looked at Ke Youyou.

Why are you all like children?

Han Ping whispered: "Everyone is contributing to the company, but the contribution is high and low. The demon has always felt that she is the most powerful one. ”

Li Xianyun: ""

The vast majority of ghosts don't have this kind of vanity, but Ke Demon is an exception.

Her vanity is so strong that she is often proud of it.

Especially after Linglan's TV series was launched, I watched TV every day, and when I met a ghost, I said: "Look at how well I acted, those living people acted much worse than me." ”

Everyone sneered together.

Later, the Hungry Ghost said that you were a half-price product, and the Phantom Ghost was so angry that he went on strike on the spot.

For this reason, Li Xianyun rushed over and starved the ghost to death for three days, and said good words to appease Ke Youyou, it was Linglan's gang of girls who had no eyes, and the key was that they were jealous of your beauty, so they desperately didn't want to use you. Do you think, genius is jealous, can you not resist?

The phantom ghost felt that it made sense, and he was confident that he had found a new fulcrum, and there was a big meaning that the old lady would not do it at half price in the back - anyway, this money was not taken by the old lady.

Li Xianyun didn't expect her to be so extreme, so she had to continue to persuade her, not everyone is jealous, why do you always cooperate with jealous people?

Anyway, it was such a two-headed coax, and later Han Ping also learned.

Half price is jealousy, and not half price is good character.

But the car accident ghost has a bad mouth, and he can always find a weak point in logic and attack fiercely, so that Ke Youyou has to be angry from time to time.

This is true today.

Because the work of the car accident ghost is completed too quickly, every day I think I have nothing to do in the office, and Ke Demon is rarely idle, so I think he is arguing, and the two ghosts start to quarrel.

As a result, Ke Youyou was so angry that he struck again.

Li Xianyun glared at the car accident ghost: "Why do you only know how to fly a car and can't speak human words, right?" ”

The car accident ghost replied: "I am a ghost, and I can only talk nonsense." ”

, you're awesome!

Li Xianyun pointed to the ghost of the car accident, and it was difficult to say anything.

simply walked to the top, pointed to a group of ghosts below, and said, "You guys, can you stop making noise all day long?" Don't just your tail with a little contribution! Such a thought is unacceptable! ”

Ke Demon glared at Li Xianyun, and Li Xianyun turned green in an instant.

Li Xianyun was angry: "You change me back!" ”

Then he pointed to the beam: "Mountain ghost, you come down for me!" ”

The mandrill ghost reluctantly jumped off the beam.

Li Xianyun pointed again: "There are also those under the bed, behind the curtains, and behind the sofa, all come out." The boss speaks, what are you doing one by one? Are you a little enlightened? ”

As Li Xianyun spoke, ghosts staggered out from all corners of the room.

At this time, if you dub a voice, it will definitely scare people who don't know it.

The starving ghost said: "It's Ke Demon who is making trouble, and it's not us, why do you even train us together." ”

"Are you embarrassed?" Li Xianyun pointed at him and said, "A few days ago, a batch of food in the restaurant next door suddenly went bad, you did it, right?" ”

The Hungry Man smiled.

Li Xianyun pointed to the ghost of bliss again: "A tourist lost lipstick, you did it, right?" ”

The Ghost of Bliss turned her face away and muttered, "Get some extra money." ”

Li Xianyun slapped the table: "And Zhou Shijie, does the incident of the horse shock a few days ago have anything to do with you?" ”

Zhou Shijie snorted: "That horse is good, talented, and can sense me." ”

It's a pity that this is not the world of cultivating immortals, otherwise this horse would be a cultivation genius!

"Yoya, what's the situation with the head of the Buddha statue in the cave of Mt. Ozawa? Why do you turn your head? You think I don't know you did it? Let you do the trick, what's the matter, you still want the real Buddha to manifest? Li Xianyun patted the table and said.

Bang!

The ghost of the house remains mysterious, but the hungry ghost has a sofa on the door.

The starving ghost was furious: "He taught you a lesson, why did you beat me?" ”

Li Xianyun continued: "There are also thorn ghosts, the loquat tree in the loquat garden suddenly grows, you did this, right?" ”

The thorn ghost laughed: "Help them grow." ”

"You help a fart, you don't understand that it's called pulling seedlings? You almost killed them! Li Xianyun said angrily.

Thorn Ghost: "No wonder"

No wonder you're big, don't you know?

You're a!

Li Xianyun looked at everyone with a green face: "A few days ago, a ghost suddenly cried wolf in the middle of the night, who did it?" ”

"It!" All the imps point fingers at each other.

Well, it's all there.

Li Xianyun slapped the table again: "Can you not stop?" Han Ping, how do you care? ”

Han Ping was also very aggrieved: "There are so many ghosts of them, I can't stare them all alone." Everyone is bored, and sometimes they do something to vent. As I told you, ghosts also need to be taken care of, and you can't really use them as tools. ”

I'm going, still bored?

Decisively, I still have too few jobs for you.

Go back and scold Yisheng Media's script review room! What do you eat? It can make the little ghosts boring!!

But Han Ping, how did you mess up? Why are you still so eyeless?

This kind of thing should not be said in front of everyone, because it means forcing the palace - if the boss is unwilling, he will not be able to get off the stage, and he will reluctantly agree, and he will be able to withdraw you when he turns around.

Forget it, grow up slowly, it is estimated that it is because of himself, Li Xianyun comforted himself.

In the past two years, Li Xianyun has also caught a lot of ghosts, and the Yin Mansion office is constantly expanding.

I thought that the ghost was pure and would be fine.

But it turns out that no matter how pure a child is, there will be demand, and if the amount increases, there will be trouble.

At this moment, Li Xianyun skipped Han Ping and looked at everyone.

Since Han Ping, you are so "asking for your life for the ghost" to ask for treatment

Li Xianyun thought for a while and said, "Okay, everyone has worked hard all these years, what do you want to tell me?" I can be as satisfied as I can. ”

"I want to hang out!" Everyone shouted together.

"Want to play?" Li Xianyun couldn't help but think of the words he wrote, "Take the summoned beast to team building".

Well, that's fine.

Li Xianyun nodded: "Yes, there are few crews before the Chinese New Year, so I will take you all out to play." Where do you want to go? ”

"Graveyard!"

"Crematorium!"

"Ghost town!"

Everyone shouted.

I'll go, you guys have a little bit of fun, okay?

And those who shout ghost towns?

Are you guys in a ghost town?

Li Xianyun was also speechless: "Although everyone is a ghost, can you not always think about going to a ghostly place?" ”

"Get used to it!"

"I like it!"

"Adapt!"

"Go home!"

Let's talk together.

Oh, do you feel like you're here, like you're in a foreign land, and you have to be with the dead to go home?

But it makes a lot of sense when you think about it.

It turns out that they just feel homesick.

"So you have to go where there are dead people?" Li Xianyun was depressed.

The demons nodded in unison.

Ke Demon said: "I haven't been home for many years, everyone goes home for the New Year, and we want to go home too!" ”

"That's right! Go home! Everyone shouted together: "Going home is team building!" ”

Li Xianyun was also completely speechless.

The question is, where am I going to find the dead for you?

Li Xianyun said helplessly: "Do you want to stop thinking about it?" For example, can we go on a desert island adventure? ”

Everyone shook their heads together: "Don't!" We are ghosts, and we are to be with the dead! ”

"That's right, the dead are our family!"

Come on.

Say not to listen.

Li Xianyun spread his hands: "Then you are going to tell me, how can there be any dead people who can play with you these days?" Now there are only ashes left in the cemetery. ”

Everyone looked at each other, but Han Ping suddenly said, "Morgue!" ”

Li Xianyun looked at her and gave her a thumbs up: "The company went to the morgue for the New Year and engaged in team building?" Good idea! ”

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