Chapter 222: King Qi: This Xia Yuanji is really picky!
Zhu Gaoxian never expected that such a great god would come to his mind.
In terms of the understanding of the ancients, Zhu Gaoxian belongs to "ear delusion", and "Lingshu Epilepsy" has an explanation: "madness, blind eyes, and ears are delusional." "It is caused by the fire of the liver, phlegm and confusion, and there are auditory hallucinations in the ears from time to time.
If it is explained in modern times, Zhu Gaoxian is schizophrenia, and it is not ordinary schizophrenia, it is a severe schizophrenia symptom. However, the personality of schizophrenia is generally an object that expands from the original thinking and cognition, although it has the ability to think independently, simply put, the ability of the split personality will not exceed the outline.
If it is a split personality of a primary school student, then this personality is at most a primary school student's knowledge reserve, and you take a calculus book to let this split personality solve him, and he is absolutely confused.
But neither "delusion" nor "schizophrenia" is enough to describe Zhu Gaoxian's situation. He has an independent spiritual world in his mind, and the split personality is not limited to Zhu Gaoxian's knowledge reserves, but a vivid historical figure.
Emperor Qin, Ren Tu, Bing Xian, Tang Zong, Xiao Xiong, Champion Hou, Great Qin Prime Minister, Braggart General...... And now, there is another father of computers.
John von Neumann, a pioneer of the scientific and technological revolution, one of the most prominent scientists of the twentieth century, an advisor to the Manhattan Project, and an important participant......
Cao Cao asked curiously, "Xiao Zhu, who is this buddy?" ”
Zhu Gaoxian thought for a while and said, "This guy's name is Lao Feng, how do you say it...... He doesn't know how to fight and doesn't understand politics, Mozi you know, this buddy's career is similar to Mozi. ”
Boss Cao suddenly realized: "I see, I understand, this guy is here to preach?" Love and non-attack? ”
Zhu Gaoxian was embarrassed: "He is not engaged in missionary work, he is engaged in research and development." ”
Cao Cao was a little excited: "I understand this, you ask him, will he make a Yuan Rong crossbow, damn, I was beaten by this thing at that time." ”
Yuan Rong crossbow, can fire ten arrows at a time, firepower is very strong, but the size, weight is too large, a single soldier can not use, mainly used to defend the city and the camp, because of the Han Dynasty Zhuge Prime Minister research and development, later generations called it "Zhuge crossbow".
Later, the great inventor Ma Jun wanted to improve it and make it a kind of fifty-arrow crossbow, which was more powerful, but because the production process was very complicated, the requirements for the skills of the craftsman were very high, and the arrows used must also be specially made, so it could not be produced in large quantities and was lost after the demise of Shu Han.
Zhu Gaoxian asked "Old Feng" in English, and von Neumann looked confused after hearing it.
"Lao Feng" pondered for a moment and said: "I don't know what the Yuanrong crossbow is, but I can build an atomic bomb, well, I can also build a hydrogen bomb." ”
Oppenheimer, the father of the "atomic bomb", deeply repented after the atomic bomb was exploded, feeling that the birth of the atomic bomb was a mistake, and Einstein also made relevant remarks, and all the scientists who participated in the Manhattan Project at that time regretted it to some extent.
Von Neumann was the only one who never regretted the atomic bombing.
Zhu Gaoxian translated Lao Feng's words to Cao Cao, and Boss Cao had the same confused expression as Lao Feng just now: "What is an atomic bomb?" What is a hydrogen bomb? ”
After listening to Zhu Gaoxian's translation, Lao Feng looked at Cao Cao with a smile: "There was a country in my time that was very crazy, and then we first fed a little boy in this country, and the country was still hard-mouthed, and we fed it a fat man, and this country immediately became honest like a dog." ”
Zhu Gaoxian nodded: "I can testify to this." ”
Boss Cao's face was dazed, he felt that he was not on the same topic as Lao Feng and Zhu Gaoxian.
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Back at King Qi's Mansion, the greenery in front of the court is evergreen, even in winter, it is full of business. Boxes and boxes of gifts were brought in in trucks, and the flow of passengers was surging, which was a joyful scene.
The news of the dragon and phoenix fetus in the Qi Wangfu has now spread in the Jingshi, and the officials of the DPRK and China have sent congratulatory gifts to the palace. It won't be long before this matter will spread to the provinces of Daming, and the congratulatory gifts of the officials of the provincial governments will also be sent to the palace.
The way of being an official is exactly like this, I can not accept it, but I can't not give it away.
The superior may not remember the list of gifts, but he must remember who didn't give him a gift, and it may not be good to give a gift, but if you don't give a gift, I'll get you.
It doesn't have to be done right away, but I will write down your name in my heart, and one day I see your name appear in the list of Tigan, and I will directly press you down and let you sit in your original position until death.
This is the rule of officialdom, unless you don't have anything to do with me for the rest of your life, otherwise as long as I am a superior one day, I will always give you small shoes, so that you will never be able to turn over.
The current situation of the Qi Wangfu is like this, the family is dominant in the court, just like a prosperous towering tree, even if Zhu Gaoxian doesn't care about those little things, the people below will do it for him. This is not something that Zhu Gaoxian does not hold grudges, and at his level, a political system has formed a complete structure and revolves around him.
Shi Xiao, the chief of King Qi's Mansion, greeted the guests with a smile in front of the door: "Yo, isn't this Lord Xu of the Ministry of Officials, please come in quickly and drink a cup of hot tea to warm up." ”
"Lord Song, this year, I have been promoted two levels in a row, it can really be said that my career is like a green step, congratulations, come on, please come in."
"This is ...... Ah, it turned out to be Yuan Shilang of the Criminal Department, who has admired the name for a long time, and the prince always mentions you, saying that you are my Bao Qingtian of the Ming Dynasty, iron-faced and selfless, resolute and honest, there must be a chance to make progress again...... Hey, Lord Yuan, how can I accept this, how embarrassing is this......"
"Lord Lu, please come in, the banquet in the courtyard is waiting for you, eat and drink well today, if you have any needs, tell us, you are satisfied!"
Zhu Gaoxian walked around the pavilion, and the crowd of guests who came to send congratulatory gifts were bustling, most of them were high-ranking officials and nobles, some were Beijing officials and important ministers, and some were military generals, all of whom were prominent.
These people came to give gifts, undoubtedly to show their position, and they were willing to get closer to the Qi Wangfu and support each other.
They surrounded Zhu Gaoxian to consolidate the power of the Qi Palace, and ensure that the orders of the palace could reach any corner of the capital and even the world.
In the final analysis, this seemingly lively scene is a cold power transaction.
Suddenly seeing a familiar figure, Zhu Gaoxian smiled and said: "Xia Laoshangshu, haven't you never liked to join in the fun, why are you here today?" ”
Xia Yuanji was wearing a white linen robe, with a straight waist, one hand behind his waist, and a red envelope in the other, when he saw Queen Qi curled his beard: "Didn't the old man give you a gift to Prince Qi, you see, so many people have prepared generous gifts, and I don't give them to look unsociable." ”
Zhu Gaoxian was happy: "I can let you Xia Laoshangshu give a gift, I'm afraid King Qi is the number one, it's really an honor, can you let me see what kind of gift you give?" ”
Xia Yuanji threw the red envelope over, and was heroic: "Take it!" ”
Zhu Gaoxian took the red envelope and opened it to see that there were two greasy copper plates lying inside, and he was silent for a while: "Well, it has to be your Xia Laoshangshu's consistent style." ”
Give a gift to King Qi's mansion, you send two copper plates?
This is Xia Yuanji, if he were someone else, Zhu Gaoxian would have to kill him!
You really don't know how the king of North Korea, Li Fangyuan, died?
Just because the king of Joseon gave him a gift and gave him two large jars of kimchi, Zhu Gaoxian slaughtered the whole family of the king of Joseon. The Joseon royal family was neatly organized, and all of them were sent to the western sky.
"What's wrong with the two copper plates, two copper plates aren't money?"
Xia Yuanji was a little painful, "If you are too little, give it back to me, I am not too little." ”
"Yes, I have to keep these two copper plates for the rest of my life." Zhu Gaoxian said happily, "I can receive a gift from your Xia Laoshangshu, and I can blow this matter for a year." ”
"Don't mind, your Qi Wangye's family has a big business, my Xia Yuan Ji is shabby, pay me back quickly."
Xia Lao picks ah, Xia Lao picks, only the wrong name, not the wrong nickname.
Menzi shouted: "Hubu Xia Shangshu presents two congratulatory gifts!" ”
After a while, he shouted again: "Xia Shangshu of the household department takes back the two congratulatory gifts!" ”
(End of chapter)