Police Office

Wei Yang and Li Jiahang sat behind the table in police uniforms, listening carefully, with a somewhat strange expression, while Deng Chao in front of them danced and described the experience just now.

“…… And the octopus, which has as long tentacles...... And then I jumped into the sea......"

With his speech, Wei Yang's faces became more and more distorted, Wei Yang had begun to half-cover his face with his hands, his shoulders shrugged slightly, Li Jiahang lowered his head, and then couldn't hold back his laughter, and hurriedly stopped, with a serious face, but he didn't hold back the corners of his mouth, and immediately smoothed it out.

Deng Chao directly fried his hair: "What are you laughing at?" ”

"I think of something glad about."

"What's the matter?"

Li Jiahang said seriously: "My wife gave birth to a child." ”

Wei Yang next to him couldn't hold back his laughter at this time, and was questioned by Deng Chao, so he could only grit his teeth and smile, and replied seriously.

"I'm happy for him."

Deng Chao: "......"

What follows is a typical Zhou Xingchi-style nonsensical Q&A, Deng Chao tells a true thing in a serious and sincere tone, but what he says is extremely outrageous in the eyes of normal people.

The two policemen didn't believe it at all, but because of their profession and Deng Chao's requirements, they still had to deal with it seriously, but they could only force a smile in the face of outrageous facts.

This kind of contrasting plot told by chickens and ducks, combined with the previous plot, makes the audience extremely funny.

And Xing Ye will design some details during the period, and progress more layeredly, so that the plot of the lines obviously looks ordinary, but it is very funny.

A similar example is the dialogue between the empty boy and the elderly maid in "Journey to the West".

In fact, if you carefully disassemble the plot of the lines, you will find that it is not funny, and even a little embarrassing.

It's just that Xing Ye can shoot this film very funny, and it can even be said to be the finishing touch, which can amuse most of the audience, this is his skill as the king of nonsensical comedy.

Comedy is not easy to shoot in the first place, and nonsense is even more testing.

Over the years, there have been countless comedians who have imitated the style of Xingye, but only a handful of them can break into the hall, and even fewer can grasp the essence.

Although Wei Yang is not happy to hear about it, I have to say that among the protagonists in the later stage of Xing Ye, he is the most eye-catching.

And Deng Chao's performance can only be said to be decent, and his own comedy style is more inclined to the kind of cheapness of "The Breakup Master", which is somewhat different from the nonsense of Xing Ye.

In fact, Luo Xiaozhu is not bad, he is quite right for the way of Xingye, but unfortunately he can't pick up the beams.

There is no way, the most suitable actor in the world to director Zhou Xingchi is Zhou Xingchi himself.

Wei Yang and the two filmed the scene where Deng Chao laughed wildly after leaving, and Xing Ye was still afraid that Boss Wei would not be able to let go, and he wanted to demonstrate it in person for a while.

Unexpectedly, Wei Yang's performance was much better than he thought, the armrests patted his knees, he bent his head and laughed wildly, he didn't need to be reminded at all, he could pass it with a little adjustment.

"Wei Sheng, you are actually very talented in comedy."

After the filming of the cameo clip, Xing Ye came over to thank him, and he couldn't help but say a word, Wei Yang smiled.

"It's all about watching your movies when I was a kid."

At Wei Yang's age, film enlightenment basically relies on video halls and DVD players, mainly Hong Kong films.

And the star master in the 90s who was full of scenery can undoubtedly be said to be the main force of normal movies and pirated discs in the mainland video hall at that time.

So what Wei Yang said is not an exaggeration, which is also the reason why he has always had a certain filter for Xing Ye.

"Wei Sheng's comedy style is different from mine, more emphasis on the coordination of plot and lines, relatively more restrained, I have watched Ling's "Fame" and "Living Together in Time and Space", with some stage style, it is a style that makes you smile more easily........."

When it comes to comedy, Xing Ye is not so taciturn, even Wei Yang didn't expect that he would even study the works under his name.

Wei Yang was a little itchy: "Actually, my new work during the Spring Festival is also a comedy, the style is more exaggerated than before, and it has also borrowed some nonsensical attributes, and the star master has time to help with pointers." ”

Xing Ye agreed very happily: "No problem, after the matter is busy here, let's make an appointment." ”

Compared with the same gold owner, aside from the differences in cooperation, Xing Ye actually has a good impression of Wei Yang.

Because the identities of the two people are more similar, they are both successful creators + businessmen, and they both belong to the kind of characters who break out from scratch.

It's hard to say whether you feel sorry for each other, but at least from Xing Ye's point of view, you can faintly see some of your own shadows from Wei Yang.

The cameo is finally over, Wei Yang is okay, and Li Jiahang is still a little unsatisfied.

"Didn't enjoy it?"

Wei Yang asked teasingly, and the latter nodded: "Don't watch just such a scene, whether the rhythm is good or the shooting is smooth, ordinary directors don't have this skill, and they benefit a lot." ”

A good actor can make a director, and the dialing and training of an excellent director can also benefit the actor a lot throughout his career.

In the crews of many big directors, the actors break their heads and squeeze in, in addition to the opportunity to become famous, they can be guided by the big director, which is of great help to the business level of the actors.

The actor industry is more or less metaphysical.

Ordinary actors have been enlightened because of a role or even a shot, and there are some rumors in the industry that they have been reborn since then.

Li Jiahang does not have as many opportunities to cooperate with the big director as Wei Yang, and today is considered to be a meat, but the result is a shallow taste, of course, it is itchy in my heart.

"It's useless to be itchy, who made you not angry, people didn't fancy you."

If she changes her sister, Wei Yang may still be relieved, but in the face of Li Jiahang, a good brother, he immediately lost two sentences of yin and yang.

"What's the big deal, it's not suitable this time, it doesn't mean that it won't work in the future, just now Xing Ye praised me twice, maybe I'll be looking for the starring role in the next play."

"Did you drink behind my back last night? Pure drunken talk. ”

"Cut."

Li Jiahang raised a middle finger, and then ran to Xing Ye to take a group photo, ready to post on Weibo for a while.

Seeing this, Wei Yang followed over, the two of them were wearing police uniforms, tall and smiling, and they put the filming unkempt and some social terror stars in the middle, and the people's police caught the thief in triumphant scenes.

Li Jiahang, who felt that something was wrong, pulled Deng Chao over again and changed his position, so that he seemed to be more normal.

Wei Yang didn't stay in the crew for long, and after the cameo was completed, he and Li Jiahang directly prepared to return to the magic capital.

On the road to the airport, Li Jiahang was still posting pictures on Weibo, and his mouth was still full of narcissism.

"I didn't see it before, I'm so handsome in a police uniform, I have to take a police scene when I go back, otherwise I'll be blind to our conditions."

Wei Yang glanced at him, whether the police drama can be played in the future, but this image may become a frequent guest of ghosts.

Speaking of which, Li Jiahang can also be regarded as an emoji expert!

Zhang Wei of "Love Apartment" was originally a big family, and he also played Guo Baokun with countless burdens in his life, as well as "The Temptation of Going Home", you are so sassy and Pinru wardrobe.

If this is coupled with a famous scene of mermaid policemen laughing wildly, maybe Li Jiahang will be able to wrestle his wrists with Brother Kun in the future.........

…

The flying demons in Shenzhen are very close, and the straight-line flight time is only about two hours, counting the miscellaneous time on the road and standby, and it is also in the evening when you get off the plane.

Li Jiahang didn't bring anything with him in the cameo, and the car was simple, and Wei Yang came back from Thailand, and the assistant bodyguard directly launched four big boxes.

This is still part of the process has been processed, and the other part has been reported in advance for consignment and shipped back to China as soon as possible, otherwise a few more boxes will be rich.

There is no way, there are many people who let Boss Wei go and they are not willing to grieve themselves, all kinds of things are fully configured, and the logistical pressure is naturally not small.

Because of the delay of tossing the luggage, Wei Yang and the others came out a little slower, and then they did not deliberately take the VIP channel, but when they came to the airport hall, they saw a group of people in the distance.

"It's broken, the itinerary is missing."

Wei Yang's first reaction was that fans came to block people, which happened from time to time for top streamers.

However, Wei Yang's itinerary has always been kept secret, and in most cases, he goes directly to the VIP channel, and there is a special car to pick him up, even if he knows that the itinerary is blocked at the airport, unless there is a public appearance activity, he still can't catch anyone.

Just when Wei Yang and the others were a little confused, and even planned to go back and leave from the VIP channel, Li Jiahang's eyes were sharp and he pointed to the sign in the hands of the gang.

"Don't worry, it's not coming for you."

Wei Yang watched steadily, and breathed a sigh of relief in his heart, only to see that the light signs were all Tfboys' support slogans, which should be fans of the three little ones.

"Are these all so hot now?"

Li Jiahang doesn't know about these newcomers, and he doesn't know why, but there are still people around Boss Wei who know how to do it.

For example, assistant Wei Fei, he is responsible for a lot of Wei Yang's daily trivial work, one of which is to understand the trends in the circle and remind Wei Yang when he is not clear, so as to avoid some unnecessary mistakes.

"These three children are quite popular on the Internet, and they are said to be idols, with many sister fans and mother fans, not only a considerable number, but also a strong key consumption power."

In the entertainment industry, especially in the current environment of the rise of the traffic fan economy, the gold content of the last few words is not ordinarily high.

Even if Wei Yang already knew about the three children, he didn't expect to have a foundation so soon.

The group stayed quietly for a while, and waited until the three little ones appeared at the airport, and then caused a sensation among fans.

Boss Wei has seen a lot of winds and waves, and this scene is nothing.

When he was promoted to the top of the ranks, fans on the TV station could directly surround the gate, let alone organize a reinforcement camp for the public pick-up event, and the situation of tens of thousands of people at the fan meeting event was not new.

So the treatment of the three little ones at the moment is just a small fight for Wei Yang.

But it is this kind of petty fight, I don't know how many artists are out of reach, even if it is Li Jiahang, the team does not communicate with the fan group in advance or is an important itinerary, it is difficult for so many fans to spontaneously get a letter to come to pick up the airport.

Now, the three underage boys have done it.

Wei Yang had expected it, and others were more emotional, which simply subverted their experience in the entertainment industry over the years.

"It's developing too fast now, and I find that I can't understand a lot of things in the circle."

Li Jiahang was very embarrassed, and he wouldn't have believed that a few little boys could become fans by selling cuteness and singing online, which is comparable to the existence of popular Xiaosheng Huadan.

"Can't read? What you really can't understand is in the back. ”

Wei Yang is very calm, where is this going, the current is just the beginning of the traffic era, and many things in the future are difficult for today's artists to imagine and understand.

This is the general trend, can not be changed, there are no three small, there are five small or four small, the success of the cultivation system shows that its market is promising.

At least what is reassuring is that the artists in the traffic era have largely resisted the impact of Hallyu culture.

Wei Yang and the others did not show up, quietly stayed to watch, and quietly left the airport.

Li Jiahang also wanted to follow Wei Yang to eat at home, but was chased away by Wei Yang.

After he left, Wei Yang was free, turned around and drove to Ningjing Dongfang.

This time, Boss Wei can be regarded as a smart learner.

Do not disclose the specific time of returning to the magic capital, only give a vague interval, easy to operate, at the same time the door lock is all replaced with fingerprint unlocking, and a sensor camera is installed in the entrance, connected to the door, and the entry and exit of the home will be filmed and retained for a week.

In this way, Wei Yang only needs to check the video clips of the past few days, so he doesn't have to worry about the sudden appearance of Liu Shishi's terrorist incident in Tangyan's bed, and the security is greatly improved.

Pressing the lock to enter the door, Wei Yang already knew that Tang Yan was back, but he didn't see anyone in the living room, so he left for the bedroom.

Sure enough, the man was lying in bed and sleeping!

Wei Yang, who had been a vegetarian for two months, couldn't help but move his hands and feet, Tang Yan was woken up, and when she saw that it was Wei Yang, she was surprised and delighted, and took the initiative to come over and hug and kiss her.

Wei Yang lay down with his arms around her, and moved down with his hands, but suddenly felt that something was wrong, how could there be a third foot, and immediately cold sweat broke out, and his face turned white with fright.

"Who?"

"Huh?!"

Only then did Tang Yan react and lift the quilt, only to find that Da Mimi was curled up and sleeping inside.

It seems that because there is no quilt, Da Mimi feels cold, her hands are pulled for a while, she touches Wei Yang, feels the temperature, and the whole person unconsciously leans over here, hugging Wei Yang's waist as a warm baby rubbing.

"Didn't she leave last night?"

Wei Yang watched the video of the entrance just now, and it was clear that there was only one person in the family, where did Da Mimi come from.

"I didn't leave, she stayed here last night, maybe she went out to get takeout in the middle, the clothes are the same, you see the strings."

Tang Yan was still a little breathless when she mentioned this, this little smashed, probably knowing that Wei Yang might come over, as long as she was free these days, she would stay at her house.

I still have to sleep with her, and the reputation is to promote sisterhood, but in fact, I use her as a pillow.

"Forget it, let's do ours."

Wei Yang didn't get entangled, anyway, it wasn't Liu Shishi, just continue what he didn't finish just now, Tang Yan couldn't wipe her face, and her face was slightly red.

"Go to the guest bedroom, don't wake her up."

"Leave her alone, wake up, just as a substitute."

Wei Yang is very angry now, and he can't wait to play together, and he doesn't care about that at all.

Soon, a dude was heard in the bedroom, and soon after, it became a trio.

(End of chapter)