Chapter 257: King Han: Isn't this disgusting!
The king of Han was ordered by the Zongren Mansion of the Emperor of the Han Dynasty, and the Zuo Zongzheng, and the Wenhua Hall authorized the King of Han to reform the ancestral system of the clan.
The Zongren Mansion is in charge of the register of the clans, compiles the jade on time, records the children's descendants, names, titles, time of birth and death, marriages, titles, and burials, and also has the power to record the guilt and negligence of the clans.
As a rule, the Zongren Mansion can only exercise its powers after consultation with the Ministry of Rites. However, with Zhu Gaoxian, the prison state, the Ministry of Rites gave the green light all the way, and the King of Han was able to reform the clans in a big way.
The clansmen were stupid when they heard about the new policy, what is this called!
If the new policy reform is successful, their clan will no longer have such a good thing as having more children and getting more money, and the court will never let them prostitute for nothing again. Not only do they have to pay money to buy land, but they also have to pay taxes to the imperial court, although the rent they collect every year is dozens of times the tax they pay, but how can this compare with the previous policy!
In the previous policy, the clansmen didn't have to do anything, they only needed to step on the court every year to ask for money, why should they feed the court!
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"Brute! King Han, this brute, smashed it, he himself is the vassal king, how did he do such a thing! ”
Zhu Yuanzhang's sixth son, Zhu Zhen, the king of Chu, was furious in the palace, "Lao Tzu is the son of the grandfather, and he has to pay taxes to the imperial court, and he has to spend money to buy the land he wants, where is there such a thing in the world!" ”
"This world belongs to our Zhu family, why should I pay my fucking taxes!"
"King Han, this little king and eight calves, if my father is still here, does he dare to do this, my father has to whip him to death!"
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In the palace of the king of Qi in Qingzhou, Zhu Xianyang, the son of the king of Qi, hurriedly found his father and said: "Father, the king of Chu, the king of Shu, and the king of Dai have come to us, and they want to jointly write a letter to ask Your Majesty to impeach the king of Han!" Shall we push? ”
King Qi sat on a rattan chair and drank tea unhurriedly: "Just send someone to echo it, don't push, play with them." ”
Shizi hurriedly said: "Dad, I don't think this matter is simple, it is the calculation of that person to keep it even, let's go to make trouble with the vassal kings at this time, don't we jump into the fire pit?" ”
King Qi didn't answer in a hurry, but took a leisurely sip of tea and sighed, "Good tea." ”
More than ten years ago, King Qi did not like to drink tea, he liked to drink the most in his life, and after drinking, he beat and scolded the sergeant, which can be described as rampant. But when he was imprisoned in Jinling City for several years and re-established as a vassal vassal again, the king of Qi stopped drinking.
King Qi said slowly: "Do you really think that those vassal kings really want to impeach the king of Han, they know that they are doing useless work, and they just want to take the opportunity to vent their anger, at this time we ran over to join in the fun."
Shizi was a little surprised: "Father, what do you mean?" ”
"Sometimes, don't think of yourself too smartly, make a posture that everyone in the world is drunk and I am sober, do you think the king of Chu, the king of Shu, and the king of Dai are all fools?"
King Qi chuckled and said, "King Han, what kind of thing is he, a stupid donkey who rebelled and was captured, brave and unscrupulous, just like me when I was young, he was too impetuous, so he was easy to be used as a sword." The king of Han is not qualified to attack the clans, if nothing else, he should be imprisoned in Jinling City now, but he was released, and he has the power to do it to us, the clansmen, which vassal king can't count how many taels of cats are in it? ”
"It's nothing more than King Han who promised to be a knife for the one above and made such a scapegoat. The one who really wants to do it to us is either King Qi or my fourth brother, maybe the father and son are planning together. ”
The prince of Qi said: "Father, since you have seen it so clearly, why bother to follow those vassal kings to make trouble. Isn't it enough for our family to suffer in the first two years, and if we make trouble at this time, it will be a crime on top of a crime, in case we make that person unhappy, our Qi Wangfu can't afford it. ”
"Young, the pattern is small, you still don't see the long-term enough."
King Qi sighed, "Do you really think that our vassal kings are uniting to make trouble, this is to submit a letter of honor to the emperor." ”
The prince of Qi was stunned: "We are clearly trying to stir up that person's big matter, isn't this a trouble?" ”
These masters have made things uproar, isn't this called trouble?
Could it be that it is necessary to raise the banner of appeasement and shout the slogan of rebellion to call it a trouble?
Also vote for the name, what kind of name is this?
"The one who pushed the King of Han out just wanted the King of Han to be in the limelight, and it was the King of Han who made us making trouble, not the one."
King Qi taught earnestly, "As soon as I come, the other vassal kings make trouble, but I don't make trouble, doesn't it seem that our Qi Wangfu stands out from the crowd." His Majesty is a family, the clan is a family, and if we want to live well in the Qi Palace, we will inevitably have to deal with other clans, and we are now involved in it, in fact, we are also hinting to other clans that our clans are a family. Everyone is the Zhu family, they are all for the above, you can't be wrong to stand in line, whose team to stand on, of course, is the team of the clan clans. ”
"Second, when we make trouble with King Han, do you have any words that are scolding the court?"
"This is to tell His Majesty the Emperor that although we know what this is about, we admit that the clansmen will only burn the fire on the King of Han, and will not involve others."
"Pretending to be stupid is sometimes a science, but you can't be really stupid. If the emperor sees that our clan has suffered such a big loss, he will not say anything, but will suspect that the biting dog does not bark, and suspect that our clan is holding back a big one. ”
"Now we are going to scold the King of Han together, as long as it doesn't involve anything else, it will make the emperor feel at ease, and he pushed out the King of Han to let us scold. That one is relieved, and the life of our clan can be comfortable. ”
"Although the new policy of the imperial court is to cut the flesh on the bodies of our clansmen, at least there is still meat, right? Be content, the Ming Dynasty is still there, and we can live with the country when we are the eighth king of the Qi Palace. ”
Only then did the son suddenly realize how stupid he was in front of his father for his self-made cleverness.
He thought he had seen through the truth of the matter, but he didn't know that the more intelligent and flamboyant he was when he became a vassal king, the faster he would die.
These vassal kings are pretending to be stupid, but they are not really stupid, and they are actually obeying the emperor's will by pretending to be stupid to show the emperor that they have no opinion.
Don't look at these vassal kings lying on the palace every day as waste, in fact, one is smarter than the other, each of them is a human spirit, and a random person has 800 hearts and eyes.
King Qi originally felt that he was the best in the world, who is he, King Qi, the son of the great grandfather, who dares to touch me?
The new emperor is not used to your stinky problem, first Emperor Jianwen imprisoned the King of Qi, and after he was released, his nature was difficult to move and he was imprisoned by Emperor Yongle, and the two captivities made the King of Qi completely honest, and also made him grow a smart brain.
Shizi asked: "Father, my son understands, then I will write a handwritten letter in the name of the Qi Palace, and jointly play Your Majesty with those feudal kings?" ”
King Qi bowed slightly: "Go, remember, in this handwritten letter, you only need to catch King Han and scold alone, the more ruthless the scolding, the more relieved the person above." But you must not write about other people, don't involve that or King Qi, although the Ministry of Rites is also involved, but don't mention the Ministry of Rites, the Ministry of Rites is also that person, we only scold King Han. ”
"Father, don't worry, my son understands."
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The handwritten letters of the vassal kings of each province were divided into two parts, one was sent to the Zongren Mansion and the other was sent to the Wenhua Palace.
Send it to the Zongren Mansion, this is the rule, send it to the Wenhua Palace, this is sincerity.
"Isn't this fucking disgusting!"
King Han, who was nominally the leader of the Zongren Mansion, casually read a page of handwriting, and was angry.
Although he doesn't know much, he can also understand the meaning of what is written on it, all of them are in the vernacular, after all, the other vassal kings are not cultural people, and they are all using all kinds of scolding words to anger the Han King.
"It's not Lao Tzu's idea, what are you doing by catching me alone, you go and scold King Qi, scold the old man!"
"Don't scold me to your face, you know that I am a Zongren Order, and I sent the letter to the Zongren Mansion for me to read. You all signed a joint letter, wouldn't it be good to send a letter directly to Wenhua Palace, why did you come to make me sick like this! ”
"Brutes, a bunch of brutes! Sooner or later, I'll have to slaughter all of you brutes! ”
King Han also knew in his heart that what he was doing was this dirty work that was scolded, and he was pushed out by King Qi and the old man to top the pot.
But he still couldn't help but be angry, some of these clans were his uncles, some were his cousins, and some were his nephews, all of them scolded so harshly, they were all a family, how much to save me some face!
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In the Wenhua Palace, Zhu Gaoxian flipped through the letters sent by the vassal kings of various provinces, and bowed his head slightly: "Well, yes, yes, it seems that although these vassal kings have been lying at home for so many years and their limbs have been degraded, their brains are becoming more and more bright." ”
"Know what to say and what not to say."
Yang Rong asked, "Lord Wang, then do we need to reply to appease these clans?" ”
Zhu Gaoxian shook his head and said: "No need, just press down all these documents, these clansmen's hard work to write letters is for us to see, as long as we press down these documents, it is already the greatest appeasement to them." If you reply to the letter, it will surprise them, the mess is already big enough, you add another handful of firewood, don't you want to burn people to death. ”
Yang Rong nodded: "The minister understands, what about the King of Han?" ”
"King Han?"
Zhu Gaoxian smiled, "No matter what he does, do you really think I am a good brother with him?" ”
"Why, after you kill people with a knife, you still have to make offerings to this knife and make incense offerings every day?"
(End of chapter)