508 After she kisses, you will lose if you don't

"Hiccup~"

Ma Xin hiccuped and looked at Wei Yang and Li Jiahang bitterly: "Brother, I really can't drink anymore." ”

Although it is said that the answer to the question is a bottle, but the person who really drinks a bottle will have an accident, in fact, it is a game to play, and the punishment for drinking a drink is still a water cup.

However, even if it is a water cup, the capacity is not low, even if it is not full, it is about 200 ml, and it is required to drink it at one time, and the drink is urgent, generally two or three cups will be the amount, and it can last up to four or five cups.

Seven groomsmen, drank almost four large bottles, and then either retreated or ran to the toilet, but fortunately, the progress of passing the level was pulled to 90%

At present, there is only the strength of a battle, only Wei Yang and the groom Li Jiahang.

The groom can't move lightly, that is, it's Boss Wei's turn to play.

Liu Shishi and Zhao Liying's spirits obviously began to rise, and even several other bridesmaids were eager to try, after all, there are not many opportunities to pit the big boss.

Wei Yang came over stubbornly, and before the bridesmaids could ask questions, he began to find fault.

"Your question is too difficult, it's English again, it's a brain teaser, and you even got out the exam question bank."

"I'm the last one, I can't answer anymore, I'm not afraid of anything to drink a drink, the key is to delay the wedding, I can't keep spending here."

Holding the moral stick in his hand, Wei Yang was stunned to make a few bridesmaids hesitate, play and play, make trouble, the premise is not to delay the business, Wei Yang's excuse and timing are still in place.

"And what do you want to do?"

"Reduce the difficulty of the question, or direct stud, don't play anything to pass the level, waste time, a question determines the winner or loser, I can answer it and get in, and I will drink it when I answer it."

When several bridesmaids heard this, they discussed in a low voice for a while, and in order not to delay the wedding, they made concessions and agreed to Wei Yang's second proposal.

One sentence determines the winner!

Wei Yang stretched out his hand to ask for a question, Zhao Liying took his mobile phone and said a physics problem, Wei Yang, who was sorting out the waste, did not hesitate, took the water cup and drank it all.

For the second advanced math problem, Wei Yang, who couldn't even understand the question, glanced at the other best men who were also blindfolded, and raised his glass again.

After three glasses in a row, Wei Yang realized that he had made a mistake, and the two girls had just hidden a hand.

He originally thought that he could drink at least four or five cups, Li Jiahang would not delay drinking two cups, and the other best men would slow down, and several people would be able to hold two or three cups together.

The question just asked, basically four or five questions can be answered correctly once, this time he reserved about ten error tolerance, as long as he answered it correctly once.

In this way, he doesn't need to suffer much to get through, and with luck, maybe three or four problems will be solved in the battle.

However, I made a wrong move, I didn't expect Zhao Liying and them to be so enduring, the difficult questions in front of them turned out to be bait, and there were a bunch of more difficult questions hidden, so he waited for him to play before he became a general.

"No, no, this question is too difficult, who can answer it, isn't this a scoundrel, you must come up with a question that ordinary people will, and you can't go beyond the outline."

Wei Yang stopped and questioned, but Liu Shishi was unmoved and sneered.

"Is this question difficult, Yaoyao, you answer it and I'll listen to it."

A bridesmaid wearing glasses stood up and answered a few questions clearly, although Wei Yang and they couldn't understand it, but looking at his confident appearance, he didn't know how to do it.

"Brother Hang, what's the origin of this?"

"My daughter-in-law's junior high school classmate has just graduated from graduate school and will go to Beijing Airlines to study for a doctorate in the second half of the year."

Wei Yang: "......"

Groomsmen: "......"

Frankly speaking, everyone's academic qualifications are not low, most of them are undergraduates, but most of the key are arts, and cultural classes are hard to flaw.

The highest education should be Wei Zheng, he graduated from Jiaotong University, but he studied television and film, and he was born in liberal arts, and he has graduated for many years.

"Okay, okay, let's play like this."

Wei Yang laughed angrily, it's great to have a scholar, although I am a scumbag, but there are a lot of students from Tsinghua University, Peking University and Fudan Jiaotong University, and there is no shortage of Oxbridge Ivy League.

took out her mobile phone, just to let them see what a real scholar is, but Zhao Liying ran over to grab the phone.

"No off-site help."

"You didn't say it in advance."

Wei Yang raised his hand, the little potatoes couldn't be caught no matter how they jumped, and the groomsmen hadn't coaxed yet, and Liu Shishi of the united front almost laughed.

Things are so deadlocked, off-site help is not allowed, and the answer to the question can't be answered, it is obvious that he is a pit person, Boss Wei will not be stupid to keep pouring himself drinks, so he negotiated with Liu Zhao and the others.

"Can you be accommodating?"

Zhao Liying shook her head: "Can't!" ”

"Can you give me face?"

Liu Shishi smiled: "No." ”

"Do you have to do it so much?"

Wei Yang smiled bitterly, and Liu Zhao glanced at each other rarely: "That's it, don't rub it off, hurry up and answer the question and drink a drink." ”

"Okay, okay."

Wei Yang sighed and took a step back: "Since that's the case, don't blame me for not talking about martial arts." ”

After that, he charged, directly hugged Zhao Liying in his arms, and dragged Liu Shishi up with the other hand, regardless of the struggle of the two, his two arms were clamped tightly, and he shouted loudly.

"Brothers, charge me."

The groomsmen, who had already received the code, cried wolf and squeezed into the door, all of them were young men, with hard bodies and enough strength, plus the bridesmaids and their mother's family were defenseless, the formation was directly rushed away, and the defense line was defeated and retreated.

"Hold, hold!"

Zhao Liying was pressed directly in her arms, her face was blocked, and she couldn't see the situation clearly, but Liu Shishi could observe the battle situation, and while pushing both legs, she shouted loudly, hoping that her teammates would give her strength.

"Still called?"

Wei Yang looked at everyone, especially Zhao Liying, who was fluttering in his arms, and still didn't use his mouth to block it, but he directly dragged the two of them to the side, and he still had a bad idea.

"Whoever stops him, take it on the spot."

The two bridesmaids who couldn't be messed with the most were held down by Wei Yang, and the other groomsmen were not so worried, and even a little eager to try.

However, the bridesmaids were afraid of being taken advantage of, and suddenly collapsed, and a few maiden children, with a red envelope, directly became the leading party, and soon the groom and the bride were in the same room.

"I knew it was so simple, what did I do with that effort just now."

Ma Xin couldn't help but complain, he was choked enough just now, didn't he become a big wrongdoer.

"Come on, look at Brother Yang."

He Lingfeng stabbed Ma Xin, in order to cover Li Jiahang, Wei Yang was still holding back the two bridesmaids.

These two saw the groomsmen playing scoundrels, they were so angry, Liu Shishi held his arm and pinched it, Zhao Liying was not very convenient, so he simply stepped on his feet, and Boss Wei had to control people and avoid injuries, so he was in a hurry.

"Look at this posture, I haven't finished drinking these bottles of drinks, and my face has to scratch and bleed."

"Tsk, that's pathetic."

Ma Xin and He Lingfeng sang and watched the excitement here, and Wei Yang was mad: "Old Ma and Lao He, what are you two doing?" Come over and help. ”

"Oops? After a toast, I went to take pictures. ”

"Stomach ache, where's the toilet?"

The two of them who promised to be good just now, seeing this posture, how dare they mix, and decisively find an excuse to slip away, and the other groomsmen didn't even dare to look at the excitement, and swarmed into the bride's bedroom to pick up their relatives, leaving Boss Wei alone to fight alone.

"Damn, a bunch of old six!"

Wei Yang didn't have time to reprimand these traitors, so he attracted too much attention from his mother's family, and then started to video and take pictures, and with a ruthless heart, he directly carried Liu Shishi up, and then dragged Zhao Liying to the stairwell where no one was.

Liu Shishi's resistance was very fierce, and Wei Yang was so angry that he snapped his ass a few times.

For women, you should coax it, but you can't keep backing down, and it's not okay to kick your nose and face.

Then, Liu Shishi fluttered even harder, like a live pig on the board during the New Year, Wei Yang almost didn't hold it down.

It's Zhao Liying, maybe it's because she cares about her image, maybe she doesn't want to end up like Liu Shishi, she didn't toss much on the surface, but she pinched her two little hands in private.

"Hey, don't be so ruthless!"

Locking the stairwell, Wei Yang let go of the two of them, and immediately rubbed and checked the injured parts just now, these two girls are really dead, the flesh is pinched and green, and the toes hurt.

"If you can't afford to play, don't play? What kind of ability is to be a scoundrel. ”

Liu Shishi is like a small cannon fight, and he starts when he comes up, Zhao Liying's emotions are not so intense, but it is also a quiet mending knife.

"It's a pity, the heel is too soft."

"On people's big day, what trouble do you two make, how to compensate for delaying people's marriage, you are obedient, and you will go home and say something."

Wei Yang avoided talking about it, buttoned the two people with big hats, and took out the shelf of the head of the family, wanting to deter the two.

It's a pity that this trick may still work if you usually die, after all, Boss Wei's deterrence is still there, but in this Shura field at the moment, this trick is simply adding fuel to the fire.

"Go home, which home to go to?"

"Of course, it's back to the home where he cooks, you stir-fry the vegetables and I will make the spoon, the husband sings and the wife follows, how kind and loving."

"I think it's better to go back to the home where I love cooking, how considerate, I heard that the specialty dish is the cuisine of Beijing."

"No, no, no, go to the home that buys jade bracelets, glass species, how generous it is."

"It's not as good as a birthday gift is Maserati's home, oops, it's worthy of Mr. Wei."

“……”

The two of them are full of yin and yang, you and I are a sentence, the more you say, the more gloomy your face becomes, and the more you say the stronger the smell of gunpowder.

Boss Wei's face is getting whiter and whiter!

Oh no, it's coming at me!

I knew that the two of them would have met and crossed, it was better to fight, but he was injured but was hospitalized, and the roadside was clear, and he should be sent to the crematorium.

"Ahem, you talk about me picking up the bride first."

Wei Yang couldn't bear the pressure, and when he turned around, he wanted to slip away, but was dragged by Liu Shishi.

"Where are you going, haven't you finished talking?"

"Yes, where to go back to talk, Mr. Wei instructed."

Wei Yang's voice was a little weak: "I can do it, listen to you." ”

"Then go to Mr. Liu's, visit, learn what Mr. Wei likes, and I will transform it when I go back."

"It's me who should learn, or go to Mr. Zhao's, just enough to have a meal, have a good taste of your craftsmanship, and capture Mr. Wei's stomach."

"Go to you, I will also recognize the door, and send some souvenirs back."

"I'd better go to you, I don't dare to eat your souvenirs."

"Then I don't dare, if I lead you in, no one will smash our windows the next day."

"What are these words? What a window to smash, we all set fire. ”

"Coincidentally, I also have research in this area, and I will come back to you for advice."

“……”

Seeing that the words were getting more and more wrong, Wei Yang took the initiative to stand up and attract firepower: "Don't burn, it's not easy for me to make some money." ”

"Shut up and get out of the way."

Liu Shishi and Zhao Liying scolded in unison, and then squinted slightly, their eyes were full of danger, and sparks flew in their eyes.

Why are you scolding me for being a man!

The offensive and defensive alliance, which was already short and fragile, became precarious at this moment.

They had the same goal just now, which was to clean up Wei Yang's anger, but it didn't mean that the two were reconciled, on the contrary, it was just that these three words were not right, and they were immediately hooked.

"Enough!"

Seeing that the situation had deteriorated somewhat, Wei Yang frowned and scolded angrily: "No matter what, you can't delay the business, and don't let others see the jokes, take the kiss first." ”

At this time, Zhao Liying also took a look at the news in the group, she was the bridesmaid director of Li Sheng's side, and she couldn't hide all the time, so she didn't continue to entangle, but she still let go of the cruel words.

"It's not over, I'll settle the account for you when I get home."

"You're old."

Liu Shishi quit: "If you want to settle the account, I will do it, what do you do." ”

"I'm your sister, do you know how to come first and come first, you have to kowtow to tea before liberation."

Zhao Liying crossed her waist and went back, and without waiting for Liu Shishi to return the favor, she tiptoed and kissed Wei Yang, gave Liu a provocative look, and then left quickly.

Liu Shishi blew up, rushed out and was about to Zhao Liying, but was hugged by Wei Yang: "Calm down, calm down." If you can't do it, you can kiss it too. ”

"I'll kiss your uncle."

Liu Shishi broke Wei Yang's hand away and left angrily, but as soon as he went out, he came back again, and wiped his sleeve on Wei Yang's mouth, but the more he wiped, the more uncomfortable he became.

"In the future, if you touch me with this broken mouth, I will knock out your teeth."

This is a familiar word, Liu Shishi seemed to have said it last time he was caught raping, but he almost kissed his lips last time.

So, Wei Yang didn't say a word, and kissed him directly: "No, I can't let you suffer." ”

After that, ignoring Liu Shishi, who was jumping on his feet, Wei Yang grabbed the door and walked out of the door, all the way to the living room, in addition to the joy of not dying, there was also an excitement after extreme stimulation.

Not to mention, although he has suffered a lot of crimes, the one person and two kisses in the Shura field are not a threesome to some extent.........

Maybe it's because there are too many people, plus giving Li Jiahang and his family face at the wedding, and then in the kissing session, although Wei Yang suffered a lot of white eyes and cold faces, there was no other problem.

Wei Yang was relaxed, but also pulled many groomsmen to do the whole work.

Li Jiahang and Li Sheng knelt on the ground and offered tea to their father-in-law and mother-in-law, while Wei Yang pulled the groomsmen to turn their backs to a few people, one of them held a glass of water in his hand and took a selfie with his mobile phone.

"Dad, drink tea."

Li Jiahang gave tea to his father-in-law, and Wei Yang smiled and nodded, and then raised their glasses and drank water tacitly, silently speaking.

"Post Weibo, tweet."

Wei Yang uploaded the video to the group, and several groomsmen, especially the celebrity groomsmen, forwarded the video to Weibo.

[I worked hard for most of the day, just for this tea]

This kind of short video in later generations played a bad routine, and it is still very novel, not to mention a group of stars, which has aroused widespread discussion among netizens.

[On this day, Wei Yang finally became Zhang Wei's father as he wished]

[The word that I didn't shout for four years in college finally shouted]

[Hahaha, this best man deserves no loss]

[It's very quality, I didn't make a sound]

[Polite but lacking in virtue]

[I learned, the National Day brothers got married (dog head)]

[Mother-in-law: Hahahahaha, my son-in-law is naked]

[You guys are happy, I took the best man Wei home]

[Put it down, Wei Yang is mine]

[What's yours and mine, the pattern is small, come to my house to play together]

【………】

(End of chapter)