Chapter 117: The Third Aunt (Part II)

Ghosts are impermanent.

It's all different.

The one in front of me is different from the natural condensation entity, but it doesn't even have a natural ghost body.

She doesn't have a ghost body at all, so there is nothing she can see.

No wonder Li Xianyun couldn't find her.

Knowing this, Li Xianyun knew what to do.

He took out the ghost talisman "Since you want to go with me, then it will be easy to do, you come to me yourself, I will lead this talisman, &nbp;&nbp; you will enter my bowl...... Oh no, come out of the hell. ”

"Hurry up, boy!"

She rushed to it.

Ghost Binding Talisman.

Then a gust of wind rose.

The UFO ghost has already appeared in the image of a middle-aged rural aunt, who is the drowned ghost Wei Sangu.

Summoned again, Wei Sangu finally took shape, but she was a small paper man, transparent body, obviously an aunt, &nbp;&nbp; but with the delicacy of a villain.

Exercise!

It's so evil.

Then I heard Wei Sangu's voice fluttering, "Oh, I'm finally free, &nbp;&nbp;great, young man, I'll tell you, we're good at meow......"

You are clearly in front of my eyes, why are the voices coming from all directions?

Li Xianyun hurriedly waved his hand, "Stop, what are you capable of?" ”

"Ability?" Wei Sangu was obviously stunned for a moment, "What kind of skills do you want?" I'll be a matchmaker. I'll tell you......"

Li Xianyun was also speechless, "Don't have any other skills?" ”

Wei Sangu was angry: "Why are you like this? Philistine, I won't introduce Meow Meow to you. ”

Why should I use your introduction?

"If you don't have the ability, you can only be a group performer...... Damn, if you don't have a suitable ghost body, you can't do a group performance, it's a complete waste. Li Xianyun was speechless.

"Who do you say? You're a waste! Your whole family is a waste ......," Wei Sangu had already scolded.

Don't say it, this aunt's scolding is really fierce, and Hula is just a string of wild words.

After scolding, it simply turned into Li Xianyun's tone, and it sounded like Li Xianyun was scolding himself.

Li Xianyun was stunned for a moment.

"You can simulate sound?" ”

Wei Sangu scolded, "Nonsense, I only have a voice left now." ”

Li Xianyun was happy: "Any sound is okay?" Is it okay to have a wind? ”

"Of course." The wind is blowing.

There is no wind at the moment, but the wind is whistling and whimpering.

"What about thunder?"

Boom, a burst of thunder and lightning rang out in the sky.

Everyone outside looked at the sky in amazement at the same time.

Li Xianyun clapped his hands, "Great, &nbp;&nbp;natural sound!" ”

Filming also requires sound effects, and the awesome big crew even has a special sound effect team that is specially used to produce all kinds of special sounds.

But to be honest, it doesn't save a lot of money, so it doesn't make much sense. Take your time, maybe there are other effects.

"What sound?" Wei Sangu was a little confused.

"Little Ghost, explain it to her." Li Xianyun said.

The clever ghost explained to Aunt Nawei.

Wei Sangu is a village woman who doesn't know how to shoot, and after listening to it for a long time, she understands a meaning: "Oh, it turns out that you are filming TV." ”

Uh, well, you have to understand that it's okay to shoot TV.

"You'll be in charge of the sound effects from now on." Li Xianyun said casually.

"And how much do you give me?"

"You don't need any money."

"I still have to pay off my debts."

Li Xianyun "......"

After thinking about it, he said, "What about the debt?" ”

Wei Sangu was stunned, and said for a while, "I still want to find my loser man." ”

"After so many years, I'm afraid I'll die a long time ago. You're a ghost, what do you want him to do? ”

Wei Sangu sighed, "Okay, you help me pay off the debt, and I will work for you." I can't do anything else right now......

The chatter mode is on again.

Li Xianyun hurriedly collected the goods, and he really couldn't stand her nagging.

I don't know what it will be like for her and Feng Jing's delayed reaction to get together.

Go back and try.

At this moment, Lin Meow came over.

Seeing Li Xianyun in the yard, he hurriedly threw himself into his arms, "Why did you come here?" ”

"Oh, &nbp;&nbp; take a look." Li Xianyun hugged Lin Meow's waist, "Where do we stay at night?" ”

"Auntie's house." Lin Meow Meow flashed her big eyes and hooked Li Xianyun's neck to reply.

"Isn't that inconvenient?" Li Xianyun said with a smile.

Knowing what Li Xianyun meant, Lin Meow's little face turned red, &nbp;&nbp; twisted his body and said, "Stinky rascal." ”

Then snuggle up, "There's a lot of space outside." ”

I'll go, girl, you're a little open-minded.

But it's right to think about it, there are some experiences that I haven't experienced yet.

He laughed and hugged Lin Meow, "You said it, outside." ”

Lin Meow was ashamed and slapped Li Xianyun, "I hate it, people say it, don't be so anxious, okay?" ”

"I haven't seen you in months, can you not be in a hurry?" Li Xianyun hugged Lin Meow and walked out, "Do you choose a site, grassland, thatched hut, wood?" Or a cornfield? ”

Lin Meow Meow laughed loudly, "Then I'll wait until the evening!! ”

"No, I want you now!" Li Xianyun unceremoniously hugged her to "Kanjing".

Lin Meow Meow's little hand slapped wildly, but he didn't refuse Li Xianyun at all, so he let him hold himself and leave.

Lin Doudou from a distance looked at this scene, sighed and shook his head, and didn't say anything after all.

Out in the wilderness.

Parkview Green.

Blue skies.

After the passion, Lin Meow snuggled up to Li Xianyun's chest, Li Xianyun looked at the sky with thatch, Lin Meow was not honest and scribbled on Li Xianyun's chest, Li Xianyun felt itchy, looked down, and saw Lin Meow holding him down, "Don't move!" ”

A piece of lipstick was being drawn on him.

"What are you doing?" Li Xianyun was surprised.

"Draw you a little pig, look!" Lin Meow let go of his hand, took the mobile phone and slapped it at Li Xianyun, and handed it to him.

Li Xianyun saw that his chest was a piggy pattern painted with lipstick, and he was speechless for a while.

wanted to wipe it off, but Lin Meow Meow hugged him, "Don't wipe it, this is my memorial for you." ”

"Okay." Li Xianyun was helpless.

At this moment, two people walked in the distance.

Li Xianyun and Lin Meow saw it, and hurriedly hid in the thatched pile next to them.

In the distance, the wind blew their voices.

"I told you all, that's not me." A man's voice said.

"You also said that they all heard it, you and the sassy fox next door are me, and you still don't admit it!" A woman shouted angrily.

Li Xianyun peeked at it, damn, a fat aunt.

But no matter how ugly a person is, he also has the right to be jealous, right?

The man over there said bitterly, "I really didn't, I was at home that day." It's not like you don't know that there are always strange noises these nights. ”

"That weird voice can still learn you to speak? Just this male duck voice, who learned it. The woman was angry and cursed.

Hearing this, Li Xianyun was slightly stunned.

He lowered his head and pondered for a while, got dressed with Lin Meow, and left from behind.

After a glance on the road, Li Xianyun released Wei Sangu, "During this time, you have been learning to speak?" ”

"Isn't that boring?" Wei Sangu said: "I had to talk to myself." ”

Li Xianyun lowered his head and pondered for a while, and said, "So, as long as it's a voice you've heard, you can also learn it?" ”

"Of course! All sounds! Wei Sangu replied proudly.

It's not just what she's good at, it's her pleasure.

Li Xianyun smiled.

In the following days, Li Xianyun simply lived in the small village, and while feeling the pastoral life, he also lived happily with Lin Meow and Hu Tianhudi, which was a temporary relief from busy work and relaxation.

Today, as usual, Li Xianyun and Lin Meow were walking in the woods, making some jokes.

Until the phone rang, Li Xianyun hummed a few times and said, "Okay, I'll be there tomorrow afternoon." ”

Hanging up the phone, Lin Meow's little face pouted, "Are you leaving?" ”

Li Xianyun pinched her little face, "There are some things that need to be dealt with, and I can't help but leave." I said, you should have enough vacations, go back to work early. ”

"Got it." Lin Meow Meow's eyes rolled, and he suddenly hooked Li Xianyun's neck, "Since you are leaving, I can't let you go." Hurry up, follow me! ”

Pulling Li Xianyun and running into the depths......

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