Chapter 6: The Most Shameless Cheats of All Time
The surroundings gradually became clearer, and when Peng Tian saw that he was standing in a void of mid-air, and the surrounding area was endless darkness, he felt a little flustered in his heart!
He didn't know what kind of adventure he had experienced! But the endless darkness around him really made people panic, especially the discomfort of hanging in mid-air!
Alas, when the old man was a mortal, Taishan collapsed in front of him and his color remained unchanged, and the elk was happy on the left and his eyes were not instantaneous! Pan Lang was full of cars, and he was helpless to throw flowers ....... ”
Peng Tian listened to the boasting of this old man with black lines, and it seemed that this old man was even more unreliable than the white-bearded old man! That was a bright and upright fool, and this product had to be coupled with narcissism? Why didn't these old people have a normal point? This is a big chance?
Peng Tian, who secretly slandered himself, felt that the development of this matter had broken through the bottom line of his endurance more and more! His heart began to sink continuously! When he came to this world, everything he did was based on the great opportunity of the white-bearded old man, and he could grow up quickly!
If Peng Tian had known in advance, these old men were so unreliable?
Then when he first arrived, he would be as low-key as he wanted, and as forbearant as he wanted!"Pretending to be forced without strength, that's called stupidity, and pretending to be powerful is called personality!" Peng Tian understood this truth at the age of 8! So he felt that his tragedy seemed to be about to start to be staged?
The old man's voice really did not disappoint Peng Tian! I listened to the old man's voice and continued: "In the past, the old man was a great man who had been in heaven and earth for thousands of years, and was unparalleled in the world! However, the old man was quiet by nature! He liked to live alone in seclusion! So no one in the world knew the respect of the old man!
Doll, you have to remember! Be a teacher for one day and a father for life! Since you and I have the opportunity to be a master and apprentice for a lifetime, you must treat me like a father! Otherwise, if you are a teacher, you will be dealt with according to the rules of the door, and if you go against the rules, you will be expelled from the sect and abolished your cultivation! We will never see each other again!
Peng Tian listened obediently, and began to bow down and kowtow to the dark void in front of him! Since this master likes these great truths so much?
Sure enough! After the old man saw Peng Tian so upright, he began to laugh! When Peng Tian had already kowtowed to the point that he was dizzy and had a golden star in front of him! The old man's voice sounded again:
"Okay, listen up! The name of this door says: The Gate of Taixu! I am the first generation of the head of the family, cough cough! Wait? I have to think of a nice name? That Taixu is good, what is it called? Psyllium? It's not good, it seems to be a medicinal herb? Turtle seed? The guy who seems to have a turtle shell is very cunning............
The old man's secret muttering made Peng Tian constantly collapse! The sect of feelings has just been established? And I am the great disciple of the founding mountain? What does this mean? This old man still has something reliable?
Peng Tian interjected angrily: "Master, you still call it Primordial Tianzun! How atmospheric is this name?
Peng Tian originally thought that the old man would scold himself angrily! Who knows, after the old man heard this, he began to laugh and said, "Wonderful, wonderful!" So the old man honored himself with the title of Yuan Shi Tianzun!
Then should I call it Burning Lamp? Or should I call it Guangchengzi? Peng Tian would shatter his eggs every time he thought of his bad idea!
"Hmm! Think about it for the teacher, should you give the apprentice a meeting gift? This right should be recorded, when the teacher steals it, cough cough take a good one back, and give it to the apprentice! Okay, get back to the point, Peng Tian, are you willing to put it under the disciple of the teacher and learn the most mysterious and wonderful way of heaven? Can you follow the teacher for eternity and never give up?"
Ah, am I looking for a master? Or am I looking for a father who wants to provide for him in his old age? Peng Tian feels a little weird at this moment, and a little touching, he has been an orphan since he was a child, and he really doesn't have a relative to let him serve! Since the old man wants to pass on me, no matter how unreliable, it is also ** after all, isn't it?
I simply fulfilled the old man's wish, and it was just a big deal to open more mouths to eat! Thinking of Peng Tian here, he respectfully knelt down three times and kowtowed nine times again!
"Haha, okay, good, my book of the top is finally officially inherited!" With the deafening laughter, the entire void space began to shine brightly and began to brighten!
Peng Tian felt that the eyes that were stinging with the light around him couldn't be opened, and after a long time, he finally got used to the brightness of the light! When Peng Tian saw clearly, what the face of the master who had just knelt down and knocked nine times in front of him was, he was stunned!
A golden-colored book that can't be seen clearly in the line of sight, and can't be measured at all, has just transformed into human facial features!
Can a book be a master? How does this book make a sound? Is there really such a thing as a machine spirit? Peng Tian, who felt suspicious, knelt at the feet of the golden-colored and glowing book, constantly looking at this alternative master carefully!
"Aren't you surprised? Are you thinking, a book has become a master? The old man sues you, this world! There are really more things that make you unbelievable! What am I? That broken ding, cough cough, vain, let's not talk about that first, I'll pass you something good first."
On the huge golden-colored books, the faces of the people who have changed are full of various expressions, and when he talks about the fear of breaking the peak, Peng Tian is deeply in his eyes! It seems that coming to this world, it seems that it is not a bad thing to have a book master who has lived for thousands or thousands of years?
Peng Tian, who is very receptive to fresh objects, respectfully knelt at the feet of the book of the crown!
"The way of heaven is like a bow and the high one is suppressed, the lower one is lifted, the surplus is lost, and the insufficient one is made up. The way of heaven is to make up for the deficiency when there is more than is lost. The way of man is not, the loss is insufficient and the service is more than enough. Who can have more than enough to serve the world, only the Taoist. It is a saint who does not hold it, and achieves it without ............. ”
Peng Tian was drowsy when he heard this, what is so good about this thing? After seeing Peng Tian's drowsy expression, Jushu's expression seemed to be entangled! Just when Peng Tian was about to fall asleep! Jushu shouted: "Wake up, apprentice, and pass you directly as a teacher!"
Peng Tian was almost jumped up without being shocked by the roar of the giant book! Then, Peng Tian felt that a flower in front of his eyes, a huge golden light, came to his eyes in an instant, just at the moment when Peng Tian's soul was scattered and shouted that his life was in danger!
The stagflation that appeared in an instant, and the discomfort of violent vomiting filled Peng Tian's mind!
"Vomit, vomit!" After retching for a long time, Peng Tianzai did not vomit anything except the acid water in his stomach, and the food in the past few days made Peng Tian depressed, and there was no food, all of which were livestock such as bran! Now this retching has made the feeling of hunger even heavier!
I don't know how long it took, but Peng Tian, who felt a little more recovered, felt that there was such a small, glittering book in his mind! The words on this book were a little different from the words in the Emperor's Library, but the same Ye Tian didn't know it at all!
"It's strange, how can you read this text if you don't know it?" Peng Tian looked at the text in his mind again in confusion, and still felt very weird?
"Hmph, don't get entangled in some side details! These, as long as your strength reaches the strength of the two tripods, you will understand, okay, the transmission just now has consumed most of the energy of the teacher, rest for the teacher for a while! If there is anything you don't understand, the teacher will answer for you!"
The huge book that was talking began to slowly merge into the surrounding void, and the light around Peng Tian did not disappear! This kind of spell made Peng Tian start to look forward to it, it seems that this master still has a little stock!
Peng Tian no longer bothered about words! He began to try to use his mind to move the title page of the book! After seeing the success, Peng Tian, who took a deep breath, quickly calmed down and flipped through the pages one after another!
Peng Tian had to admit that this cheatbook, just the name of the view technique, made Peng Tian's blood boil, and he couldn't hold himself!
But when Peng Tian continued to carefully study the opening spell, Peng Tian's face began to turn blue and green, green and green! He didn't know, if he really wanted to perform such a **, would it be like a rat crossing the street? Everyone shouted and beaten?
This ** is really too obscene, it can be called the first **** in history! In order to facilitate the organization, Peng Tian listed the ** according to the game attributes in his previous life memory and his own language style in his mind!
"The name of the skill says: Heavenly Dao Seed Spirit, Wang Ba's Qi is released, eyes are glaring, staring at whoever is pregnant! The unlucky enemy of this technique, after suffering the pain of pregnancy in October, gives birth to the Heavenly Dao Spirit transformed into Ding Qi, the strength will be one out of ten, and it is extremely domineering!
Skill requirements: The opponent's strength does not exceed a large level of the caster, and no female creatures can be planted, so as not to disturb the cycle of the Heavenly Dao!
Skill cultivation: As long as you inhale the qi of Jiuding at two o'clock in the meridian every day, you can practice this technique!
Peng Tian shook his head when he saw it! In the future, if he was chased and killed by the Wan clans, but the strong people of the Wan clans hated him with big stomachs one by one, and his green face began to turn even greener!
He hurriedly put this obscene idea aside for the time being, and saw what else was available**, he didn't want to go out, chased by thousands of people, and his reputation was notorious!
The name of the skill is: Heavenly Way is kind, confuses the enemy, the caster's body is shocked! The eyes are calm, when facing the enemy! Even if the spell caster has a deep hatred, he will immediately face kindness and compassion, and put down the butcher's knife! After a day, he will turn his eyes, and the hatred will increase every day!
This technique is the first of the top ten escape skills! It can also be used to chase the opposite sex, and it is the top Heavenly Dao Method!
This supplement is very useful? first make you pregnant? and then let you put down the butcher knife and become a Buddha on the spot? And that sentence This technique can be used for opposite sex chasing? Ya is too **, too obscene, right? This master who invented this trick is also a fellow practitioner?
Peng Tian thought with laughter!
No wonder Peng Tian is happy, such a ** spell, when it is suitable for him to use, it can defeat the strong with the weak, and it can make the enemy humiliated in every way!
The annotation on the face of the Heavenly Dao and the Benevolence, Peng Tian glanced at it, and then he looked at the next spell!
The name of the skill is called: Great Yan Qi Luck, Mass Hair Technique! After the caster's full qi enters the body, there is a chance of successfully performing this skill with half a tripod of power! After success, the enemy's luck in the caster's line of sight can be completely blessed by itself, and the gods block the gods and the Buddha will be unlucky! The enemies who are contaminated by the bad luck will be unlucky every day, and they will be unlucky every day! Lasts for a month!
If it is unsuccessful, all the enemy's luck will also increase! But the bad luck will also enter the caster's body, and the caster will also drink water and stuff his teeth, go out and step on dog shit, and encounter bricks in the air!
Peng Tian looked at this golden on the outside, but the evil on the inside, his heart that is not a **, has been outlined, and it keeps **! Then, Peng Tian's obscene laughter is constantly passed in the entire space!