This, this, this...... Why is there a poster of a teacher?!

Zhang Ming was really stunned this time!

Looking at the delicate appearance on the poster, he was extremely shocked, and his heart was about to jump out of his throat!

Trapped on a desert island for half a year, living a primitive life without electricity, mobile phones, and TV every day, when he was about to forget what a woman looked like, he actually picked up the teacher's poster?

Zhang Ming was really shocked, and he was a little suspicious that he had fallen into the Truman world!

Wait, there's still a piece of paper in the drifting bottle......

With stiff fingers, he pulled out the letter from the drifting bottle and read it carefully.

"Hey, brother, my name is Wang Fumin, an ordinary driver in Yunhai City."

"This drifting bottle you picked up is a supernatural curiosity."

"It's owned by me, and it's you, that's right, it's you, don't doubt it."

"You just throw the bottle back into the sea, and it will be sent to me again, no matter how far away, no matter how far away, no matter how far the sea ends, it will be delivered, it's incredible. It may take a bit longer, but it will definitely arrive. ”

"When you send it back, I will send you another letter, if you have any needs, just say it directly, you're welcome!"

"This guy next to me is my friend Lu Tuyu, your super fan, fighting for you on the Internet every day, fighting with Yin and Yang, my second brother is invincible in the world!"

"He said that he would send you some photos of the teacher to relieve your worries and boredom, are you satisfied with this little gift? You're welcome, just mention it if you have a request! ”

"How have you been living lately? What's the mood? Did you encounter any difficulties? Be brave and strong, not only for yourself and your loved ones, but for all of us. ”

"In the supernatural era, everyone is not doing well, unemployment is high, and there are many families who have lost loved ones. But the times are like this, even if there is a complaint, there is no way to vent it, and it is not to blame others, only to blame the damn God. ”

"The biggest thing people want is to see how your life is going."

"If we get better day by day and can survive in difficulties, it can be regarded as bringing us a little inexplicable confidence."

"It doesn't seem polite to ask too much of you, after all, life on a desert island can be difficult, if you want us to help with anything, you can say it, and we will do it if we can do it!"

"Oh, by the way, if you're going to be happy, don't hit the beach, the mirage in the sky will reflect the scene on the beach. The whole country is watching your movements every day. ”

"There are some crazy people who want you to die, and of course, many more want you to live well."

"If you are really bored or lonely, you can also come to the beach for a walk, and the whole country will look at you, maybe your parents will also look at you."

"There are also some antibiotics in the bottle, what do you need next time, you can tell me."

"I wish you good health and all the best, Wang Fumin."

The payment date is more than seven months ago.

In other words, it took more than half a year for this drifting bottle to find itself slowly!

Zhang Ming read it several times in a row, his head was hot, and his heartbeat was constantly fast.

He suddenly realized that he couldn't read the words on the letter clearly, so he quickly took a few deep breaths and wiped his blurred eyes.

Then, Zhang Ming sat on the beach, watching the sun gradually go down, watching the turtles swim around, watching the tide swell on the ground, slowly submerging his ankles.

He used to think that he was adjusting to his current life, occasionally complaining, occasionally talking to himself, and occasionally spitting at each other with Shi Mama like a schoolboy.

But in reality, it didn't ......

Where might you get used to it?

He will always miss his rental house, although there are only about ten square meters of snail dwelling, but it can also accommodate his small happiness of lying down peacefully for a weekend; I miss those friends on the Internet, even if I always feel that I am not perverted enough and out of place, I can still laugh together when I am bored.

I miss my past life, I miss my first love and little girlfriend who broke up, my past regrets, and I missed those people.

I miss the laughter in the happy times, the pretense of being strong in the darkest moments, lies and evasions......

In the end, who became me?

Who have I become?

Now there's nothing left, I can only be me.

There was only a black stone left, rolling around obscenely in front of his eyes, and he was glued to the poster in violation of the laws of gravity and yelled: "First love little girlfriend!" First love little girlfriend! First love little girlfriend! ”

"Don't see a girl and say it's your first girlfriend...... If you want to know who she is, exchange a hundred secrets! Zhang Ming threw it out viciously.

Shi Mama twitched like a ghost there, as if he was struggling with the big deal of "a hundred secrets" was too expensive?

Immediately afterwards, I heard Lao Zhang reciting poetry as a great writer there: "Time is really like flowing water, day and night." A thousand years later, I have become history, and after 10,000 years, who will remember me. ”

Shi Mama, who originally wanted to repeat it, was stunned, it liked to listen to Lao Zhang's lamentation of life, and then secretly recorded famous quotes.

"Who will remember ...... 10,000 years from now"

But he didn't want Zhang Ming to point at it and say loudly: "Only this damn repeater has survived for a long time in history and recorded my existence, what a tragic thing." ”

Shi Mama was even more stunned, whose life is this sighing?

However, Zhang Ming was in a very good mood, so many compatriots he didn't know were concerned about him, and he sent him a letter.

In particular, the appearance of this strange drifting bottle means that he has another way of communicating with human civilization...... Even if it takes more than half a year to send it, it takes more than a year to go back and forth, and that is also a way to communicate!

"I will definitely send back a little gift to all mankind!" Zhang Ming yelled at the boundless ocean.

When the repeater heard this voice, he hurriedly followed the reading, for fear of missing every opportunity to fart with him: "I will definitely send back a little gift to all mankind!" ”

It was getting late, Zhang Ming picked up Shi Mama and went back to the camp to rest, and the firewood rose to dispel the surrounding darkness slightly.

He wanted to write back.

Gray and white memory photos flew through my mind, as if there were countless words I wanted to say to my compatriots, but I didn't know where to start.

I didn't bother to burn it for dinner, so I ate some meat casually.

Zhang Ming read the letter dozens of times in a row, and the thin paper, as if it had magical power, was about to memorize it.

looked at the teacher's poster again, and was inexplicably a little nervous.

He hadn't seen a human in a long, long time, and suddenly a couple of women appeared, even if it was just a photo, but ......

"On that sunset afternoon, I said to her, "Can you bury your head in your yellow sweater?" I love your yellow sweater! She said coquettishly, "You can't ...... it" Shi Mama's lewd nature flared up again, and the old man's voice trembled a little.

The nature of the repeater is evil, it must have its own thinking, and after learning the human language, it becomes more and more cheap.

Zhang Ming took the teacher's photo and glanced at the spiritual value.

[Spirit Value: 42/200] (You are tempted by something, and you can't wait to enter some evil world!!) ）

"If you repeat it, I'll never tell that story again!"

Shi Mama immediately closed her mouth.

Shi Mama began to read the electromagnetic waves in the air: "Hello listeners, I am Li Xianxian, and I will bring you first-hand news today. ”

Evil Fall Zhang Ming quickly zipped up the tent and let Shi Mama keep playing the recording outside: "The first phase of the defense deployment of the Great Xia Kingdom...... The militia team of 20 million began to ......"

"The four oceans are crowded out by the mysterious zone, and the proportion of people with superpowers on the earth continues to rise......"

"Don't bother me, today I want to be alone! the turtles! Zhang Ming yelled in the tent.

Shi Mama rolled away with a "grunt".

……

That night, Zhang Ming wrote a reply with great emotion.

He really wanted to write a brilliant writing of this letter and write it into a perfect score essay. This wonderful feeling is almost back to the youth when I went over the wall to play games in an Internet café, and the moment I turned on the computer, I was anxious, expectant, excited, apprehensive, and even a little worried in it......

To put it simply, people have gone crazy because they haven't socialized for a long time!

It took several editions in a row to write something that was barely satisfactory.

"Mr. Wang Fumin, hello."

"I, Zhang Ming, am trapped on the island, and the goods are genuine."

"Is there a mirage in the sky that is broadcasting me live...... It's no wonder that as soon as you approach the beach, you will feel an inexplicable sense of intimacy deep inside. ”

"Combined with the previous information, there are more or less speculations in my heart, but fortunately, I haven't done anything wrong."

"It should be the so-called 'Earth Gaia Consciousness' that is paying attention to me, it seems that it attaches great importance to me, maybe my use value is relatively high. Haha, it's a good thing, it's nothing to be noticed by the world, and it gave me a little psychological comfort, at least I know that there are still people who remember me. ”

"The world is changing so fast, and both you and I are beginning to accept this sudden supernatural age. A year ago, we might not have been able to imagine the world changing dramatically. A year later, both you and I are trying to adapt to this era and struggle to survive in the larger world. ”

"It's been seven months since the bottle was thrown, which is a round trip, and it takes 14 months. I wish it had been delivered faster, so that it could be sent faster. ”

"In the past six months, a lot has happened, and I have become a lot stronger."

"Yunhai City, which is also the city where I used to live, has changed a lot now, I don't know if the earthquake in the recent stage is still so violent? Is the population starting to move? ”

Zhang Ming paused and continued to write in the letter: "My life here is so-so. It's a bit monotonous, and it's unusually plain, no different from primitive people. ”

"However, there is a group of turtles on the island, and there are still relics of other civilizations to be excavated, which adds a lot of fun to the ordinary life."

"I hope that next time, you can send some crop seeds in the drifting bottle, I want to grow some plants here and eat some hometown vegetables."

"As for the risk on the island, as long as it's not close to the center, it shouldn't be a big problem."

"I'm not so fragile now."

"I've been doing something very interesting lately, digging up the legacy of an ancient civilization and gaining supernatural knowledge, and the probability of success is not small. If the mirage still exists, you should be able to see for yourself what I'm doing; If the mirage is gone, I'll send this important information back in a letter. ”

"It would be nice if I could visit my loved ones. My parents' address is...... The name is ......"

"If possible, please help me convey that I'm doing well now, and one day, I can come back."

"Thanks to so many people who care about me, I will definitely live well!"

"Zhang Ming, leave a word. 20** * * * day. ”

A thousand words are held in my heart, as if I can't express anything.

Zhang Ming always felt that this version of the letter was just unsatisfactory, and he wanted to write a new version again.

For example, the method of "breathing", which can be practiced by everyone, he wants to send it back now, and Li Xianfeng of the province keeps hinting there.

However, his current supernatural knowledge is still too poor, and neither the ultimate version of "Xuanwu Breathing" nor the simple version of "Yanjiao Breathing" can describe the changes in human language. All the answers are too abstract and too informative, and human language cannot even describe the full content.

And the "spiritual language" that can trigger human hallucinations, Zhang Ming will not. Behind that little drifting bottle, it's impossible to tie a stone slab of the Flamehorn Man and bring it back with you (it will sound an alarm if it's overloaded).

In the end, I suppressed this complicated feeling: "That's it, it's almost done." ”

After stuffing a piece of stationery, there was still a little space in the bottle.

Zhang Ming thought for a while, and added a few more words to the letterhead: "Give you some crab jerky, which can be used to activate superpowers after eating." ”

"Listening to the radio, there is only a 1 in 10 probability, and the probability is not high."

"If you don't need it, you can sell it for money."

The meat of the golden electric eel was not sent because it was reluctant, but because the spirit contained in it was too high, and ordinary people would have big problems if they ate it.

Crab meat...... Just right.

In fact, Zhang Ming wanted to send a little more crab meat to his relatives.

But the drifting bottle can only be stuffed like this, please ask others to do a little favor, you have to give some benefits first.

As long as the drifting bottle can be passed on forever, it will always be the turn of the loved ones.

In addition, as long as you can create a real "human breathing technique", there is not much need to activate superpowers. Most people's abilities are actually very good.

With that, the cap was tightened, and with a slight flick, the drifting bottle crossed a wonderful arc in the air.

As soon as the waves rolled, the yellow-brown bottle suddenly disappeared from Zhang Ming's gaze.

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(PS: Because it will be on the shelves at 12 noon tomorrow, today's content will be updated early.) 2-in-1! ）