Chapter 324: Yu Qian: This official begs for death, come and take my head quickly

The next day, in the name of Vice President Xia Yuanji, the Academy of Liberal Arts threw out a bombshell news.

β€”β€”From now on, the Academy of Liberal Arts will begin a month-long field trip.

If it's just an outing, of course, it won't surprise everyone, and the content of the outing that really surprises them: rectifying the yellow book library.

At the beginning, of course, they were against the rectification of the Yellow Book, but when the Yellow Book Library was associated with political achievements and the eighteenth-class meritorious system, these people immediately changed their faces, and they all looked like "the minister must do his best and die".

After all, if it is just to rectify the Yellow Book, it is harmful to others and not to themselves, what does the affairs of the imperial court have to do with them? I offended too many people for that little bit of B's political performance, and this deal is not cost-effective.

But if it is linked to the eighteenth-rank meritorious system, harming others and benefiting themselves, then they may have to start to be loyal ministers for the country and the people.

……

Zhu Gaoxian stood in front of the school gate of the Academy of Letters, sent each student of the Academy out of the school with a smile and a spring breeze, and wished them all the best during the field trip.

When it was Yu Qian's turn, he patted his bachelor's shoulder with relief: "Do a good job, don't embarrass me." ”

Yu Qian arched his hand and said: "Sir, don't worry, if Qian can't make a splash this time, he won't have the face to come back to see Mr. again." ”

Most of the officials who rectified the yellow book were rectified in their own jurisdictions, but there were also people like Yu Qian who did not have their own jurisdictions. He is a master of ceremonies in Zuochunfang, and his main task is to accompany the prince to study, so how can he have any jurisdiction. Therefore, for these officials, Zhu Gaoxian is needed to help them find jurisdictions.

This matter is not difficult to solve, such as Annam Province, which is a good place, there are many vacant positions in Annam, and these court ministers are thrown over as errands, and they have no opinions, and it is good to have a jurisdiction and ask for a bicycle.

But these officials, who originally did not have jurisdictions, must have suffered more than those who had jurisdictions. After all, they don't know how much time it will take to go all the way to Annan, maybe you have just arrived at the house and have already called it a day and returned to the Academy, which is a loss at the starting line.

Although Zhu Gaoxian gave the officials who went to Annan an extra 10 days, they still had to suffer a big loss in the end, because they were not familiar with the place and it was difficult to get things done. What can be solved by others with a single word, they may have to fight with others for a long time.

But Zhu Gaoxian didn't interfere too much, the time he gave these officials ten days was already the limit, how can there be any real fairness in this world?

Fair? Do the common people dare to tell the county lord about fairness?

Embark on this official career, don't think about any fairness, the road of chasing power is destined to be full of thorns, fighting with the sky, fighting with people, only by stepping on all the people who are traveling with you can climb to the top of the mountain, enjoy the supreme scenery, and the high place is not cold and fast.

"What is this, Gu raising?"

In the tearoom of the Academy of Literature, Yao Guangxiao held the teacup and asked suspiciously.

Originally, he was ordered by His Majesty the Emperor to come to the Academy of Literature to inspect Xiao Zhu's work, but he didn't expect everything here to surprise him.

"Raising Gu, this word, it's quite appropriate."

Zhu Gaoxian said with a smile, "If you throw these Gu in the comfort zone suitable for their survival, even the most ferocious and poisonous Gu worms will slowly degenerate and lose their original ferocity and toxicity." The tiger king in the mountains has been imprisoned for a long time, and he eats two or three pieces of meat every day, and in the long run, the tiger king does not know what the use of his minions is. ”

"For the officials, you have to make them ruthless."

"As the so-called fighting with the sky, the fun is endless. Survival of the fittest, if you don't let them roll up, how can they really do things? ”

Yao Guangxiao asked with a little doubt: "Involution?" ”

What's new in that?

"Involution, irrational internal competition or being voluntarily competed. The phenomenon of peers competing for more effort to compete for limited resources, resulting in a decline in the ratio of individual earnings to effort, can be seen as the inflation of effort. ”

Zhu Gaoxian thought for a while and said, "Generally speaking, the county yamen wants to find two executioners to cut off their heads, and there are two executioners at the entrance of the vegetable market, and the yamen sent the yamen to investigate which one is more suitable." ”

"The first executioner said, 'I need a subsidy of three taels of silver for cutting off my head.'

"The second executioner said, 'I only need a subsidy of two or six cents for cutting off my head.'

"The first executioner said, "I only need a subsidy of two or three dollars for cutting off my head."

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"This is involution, in fact, it is not without a better solution. After all, the vicious competition between their peers has cut the price lower than the market price. ”

"For example, the first executioner can privately say to the servant: I need five taels of silver to help you do things, because I have to give the adult two taels of silver as a kickback!"

"Two executioners can also raise the market price of each other, for example, one for five taels of silver, and the other for ten taels of silver. After all, they belong to the monopoly type of personnel, and only a county can have several executioners? If you can make more money, why bother to press yourself. ”

Yao Guangxiao couldn't help laughing after hearing this: "This is interesting, involution, this word is quite fresh." ”

Zhu Gaoxian continued: "For these students of the Academy of Literature, they are naturally reluctant to roll in. Because they belong to a high-IQ group, the focus is on the 'group', how can a group be willing to break the rules of the group? ”

"But this group is not a good thing for the imperial court. When officials unite, they will exclude dissidents and suppress non-group members, and if it is difficult for non-group members to confront the group with their individual strength, they will form a new group to confront the original group...... If the cycle continues, a party struggle will be formed that will crush the imperial court. ”

"And what I did was force them to roll in, either roll up or die. In the environment of involution, the survival of the fittest will naturally fall apart. ”

Yao Guangxiao touched his big bald head and asked, "How did you come up with such a damaging move?" ”

In his memory, Zhu Laosi ...... Ahem, although His Majesty the Emperor is also quite damaged, he is not so lacking in virtue!

As for Queen Xu, she is even more virtuous in the world, subtle, graceful and luxurious.

Then how did Zhu Laosi and Queen Xu give birth to such a thing lacking in morality?

Could it be ...... There was a faint green light on the head of the fourth child......

Hiss!

Yao Guangxiao didn't dare to think about it anymore, and hurriedly twisted the Buddha beads to recite Amitabha Buddha silently, how could the monks be so cranky.

Zhu Gaoxian felt a little weird: "Young Master, what are you doing?" ”

Yao Guangxiao asked in wonder, "What's wrong with me?" ”

Zhu Gaoxian touched his chin and said, "You now give me a sense of direct gaze that has just come out of the Qinglou prostitution." ”

Yao Guangxiao: "......"

……

Annam Province.

Yu Qian was dressed in a Tsing Yi official robe, and took office as the prefect of Xuanguang Mansion.

It stands to reason that the Xuanguang prefect is a fourth-grade official, and even if it is a substitute, there should be at least a fifth-grade official transfer. However, the Beijing official has been promoted several levels, not to mention that Yu Qian is the master of ceremonies of Zuo Chunfang, and he is also the Beijing official among the Beijing officials.

In the past, Su Wu's resume was just a palace trial, and later King Qi supervised the country and went to the imperial study with King Qi on an errand. Although the official rank is not high, he was directly parachuted into Goryeo Province to serve as an important political envoy, and after returning to Beijing, he was directly transferred to the imperial history of the capital.

After Yu Qian took office, the first thing he did was not to count the yellow books, but to ask the Tongzhi of Xuanguang Mansion: "Why did this official go all the way, and no one said Chinese, only Jiaozhi dialect?" ”

Tongzhi of Xuanguang Mansion felt a little inexplicable: "Lord Futai, Annan Province was originally Jiaozhi, and the locals naturally spoke Jiaozhi. ”

Yu Qian said solemnly: "But after I came to the government, why did the officials who worked in the government also talk about it?" ”

Xuanguang Mansion Tongzhi said with a smile: "The Lord of Futai is still young, and he doesn't know an old saying called 'follow the customs of the country', the big guys are all going to do things for the imperial court, although many of the officials of the government are Han, but if you want to survive in this environment, you must know how to be with the light, and it is not difficult to learn two sentences of Jiaozhi." ”

Yu Qian asked rhetorically: "Why do you want the Han people to speak Jiaozhi?" ”

Xuanguang Mansion was embarrassed in place, not knowing how to respond.

This Lord of Futai doesn't seem to have a very bright brain?

Yu Qian continued: "The crown prince conquered Annan twice and subdued the Jiaozhi people, and all he wanted was to let the policies of the imperial court be smoothly decentralized in Jiaozhi and assimilate the local area. However, now that I have just arrived in this house, I see that no one in Jiaozhi is learning Chinese, but the Han people are learning Jiaozhi dialect, isn't it perverse? ”

"After such a long time, in less than thirty years, Jiaozhi has returned to the same brutality as before, is it possible to let the soldiers bleed again?"

"The territory that the prince took my Ming soldiers to fight hard to defeat is what you are so ruined, why doesn't he learn Chinese? Did he win this battle, or did I win this battle! ”

Yu Qian said sonorously and righteously, "Pass on the decree of this government, order the officials of Xuanguang Mansion to abolish Jiaozhi dialect and turn to speak Chinese, this official will personally verify it, as for the Jiaozhi officials who have not learned Chinese after seven days, they will all be dismissed!" ”

Xuanguang Mansion Tongzhi hurriedly said: "Lord Futai, this is absolutely unacceptable, in seven days, how can those Jiaozhi people learn Chinese, if so, force them...... They ......"

He really couldn't say the rest of the words.

Jiaozhi people are rebellious by nature, if they are so forceful, I am afraid that nine times out of ten they will cause trouble.

"What else can they do?"

Yu Qian reprimanded, "They can still rebel and kill me, the court official?" Okay, you publish a newspaper in front of the government office and tell everyone in Xuanguang Mansion that I will not go anywhere else in Yu Qian, just wait in this palace, and if anyone wants to take the head of this mansion, sit and wait for the assassin! ”

"In the past, Lord Lu Chaoyang and Lu went out to patrol Shandong as a messenger, and he was hated because of his official justice, and he was stabbed thousands of times in just a few months, and his head rolled all over the ground, soaking the steps in front of the yamen."

"Although this mansion is not as heroic as Lord Lu, but it also has the courage to not be afraid of life and death, if anyone dares to assassinate in this mansion, this mansion will definitely salute two taels of good wine and send him to see the king of Yama!"

……

Annam Province, the political envoy of the Yamen.

Fu Boan leaned on the Taishi's chair, singing and dancing in front of him, listening to small songs, watching the beauties dance, how leisurely.

He was also a student of the Academy of Literature, served as a waiter in the Ministry of Works, and served as the political envoy of Annan during the inspection of the Academy. As for the original political envoy of Annam Province, he was given a month of rest.

Unlike Yu Qian, after he took office, he swaggered down in the yamen and listened to music.

"Master Fu, the task given to us by the Academy of Literature is to rectify the Yellow Book, we will be so leisurely as soon as we take office, we will not be questioned by the above, right?"

Sitting next to Fu Boan was the student of the Academy of Literature who came to Annan with Fu Boan.

The political envoy's face was intoxicated, but he was nervous and sat on pins and needles.

"You know what a?"

Fu Boan said lazily, "Xia Laoshangshu of the household department is old and confused, following the prince's young man to mess around, what kind of bullshit rectification of the yellow book, you have been an official for many years, don't you know how deep the water is here, you and I will stay in Annan Province for a month, and leave after staying, why take this risk?" ”

Zuo Shenzheng asked: "My lord, it's not good that we are criticizing Xia Laoshangshu and the crown prince so much in private." ”

"You know it's private, huh?"

Fu Bo'an sneered and said, "The emperor is far away, don't worry, no matter how long the hand of the East Palace is, he can't reach out to Annan!" ”

Left Politics: "......"

Seeing his eldest master so arrogant, he always had an ominous premonition.

"Bang dang!"

There was a loud bang, and the door of the political envoy's yamen was kicked open, which frightened the dancing girls into panic and fled, and the scene was chaotic for a while.

Fu Bo'an was shocked, and subconsciously reprimanded: "Which stubble is so presumptuous, don't you know that this official is enforcing the law impartially!" ”

"Impartiality, law enforcement?"

The person who came was dressed in black, wearing a long knife at his waist, and asked suspiciously, "It turns out that Lord Fu's impartial law enforcement is openly in the dignified political envoy Yamen, listening to small songs, drinking small wine, and watching beautiful women dance?" ”

Voeber rebuked: "Bold! Hugh is babbling! ”

"Heh, I'm just afraid that if I'm one step late, Lord Fu will have to enforce the law impartially with the beauties on the couch, and it's not easy to come to the adult." The man sneered.

"Presumptuous, how can you slander this official!"

Fu Bo'an stood up and said angrily, "Who are you, how dare you trespass on the official political envoy's yamen, come here, drag this person out to fight fifty boards!" ”

However, no one responded to him.

"I'm afraid Lord Fu is thinking too much, and the people in the political envoy and the yamen have all been put down by the colleagues below."

The man took off his waist card and said unhurriedly, "In Xia Bucai, I am temporarily appointed as the commander of the inspector guard, and in terms of official rank, I am on the same level as you." ”

Fu Boan was a little puzzled: "Inspector Wei? I've never heard of it, where did you jump out of command? ”

"Of course you haven't heard of it, my lord, the Inspector Guard is a newly established guard station, independent of the Governor's Mansion of the Five Armies, and directly dispatched by His Majesty and the Crown Prince."

The commander of the inspector said with a smile, "Inspector Guard, specifically investigate corrupt officials and corrupt officials." ”

"Master Fu, come with us."

……

In the city of Beijing, Zhu Gaoxian looked up at the sky.

The vast snowflakes are falling, and the sky is the same color as the land.

"It's snowing."

"I may not have killed in a long time, I should warm up."

(End of chapter)