Chapter 104: Lu Tuyu, this guy actually dares to soak my sister! (4K)
After Zhang Ming scolded himself in his diary, he rubbed his temples again before he calmed down from the state of "activating a large number of ineffective abilities".
He then summed up the story of what happened on Earth.
"When I was 27 years old, the living environment on Earth was rapidly deteriorating, the sea level was rising due to melting glaciers, the food crisis and the existential crisis coexisted, and the international situation was becoming more and more collapsed......
"The smoke of gunfire is everywhere in major war zones, the number of nuclear-armed countries is rapidly increasing, and the risk of nuclear proliferation is increasing sharply."
If the difficulty of building a hydrogen bomb is 100, the difficulty of an atomic bomb may be only 1.
The manufacturing principle of this thing is so simple that any undergraduate physics graduate can calculate the critical value of a nuclear bomb explosion, and the rest is to enrich uranium with a centrifuge.
Even if you can't make it, as long as you have raw materials, you can make a dirty bomb with radioactive elements.
So, in the fourth year of entering the supernatural age, in the era of declining influence of great powers, there are already small countries that have created atomic bombs!
"The use of small-scale nuclear weapons on the battlefield further exacerbates conflicts and contradictions, as if they have evolved into eternal hatred."
"But it's only a war between small countries, and its influence is limited for big countries."
"For me, it's just a fantasy story, existing far away from the world."
"The atomic bomb is just an atomic bomb, and in the past, people actually exaggerated the destructive power of nuclear war. Nuclear war cannot destroy the world, and as long as the great powers do not end, they cannot destroy mankind. ”
"And wars arise only to exterminate the population that cannot be fed."
"Decades later, that land will be inhabited again, just like Hiroshima and Nagasaki in Fuso, just like Chernobyl. Plants are still growing silently, and for decades, it is another sea; But the accumulation of white bones in the yellow earth is no longer known. This is the true picture of the world. ”
Zhang Ming paused and wrote: "The eastern part of the Great Xia Kingdom is plagued by border wars, and refugees with a population of 100 million have nowhere to resettle......
"But overall, the political situation is fairly stable."
"The infrastructure construction in the western region, which has affected hundreds of millions of people, is progressing by about 30 percent, and more and more people are moving to the west. It is elevated, earthquakes are relatively rare, and it is not much affected by border wars. ”
"The merger of Pangea is accelerating, and it is expected that in 6 years, the seven continents will officially merge into Pangea."
Zhang Ming thought about it for a long time and found that there was nothing to add, so he could only sigh slightly.
Before you know it, the times are moving forward in great strides, and the future is becoming more and more difficult to predict.
He went on to write something slightly more cheerful: "A wave of Reiki swept across the earth, and in this year, more humans awakened their innate abilities, accounting for about 8% of the total population. ”
"However, the qualifications of human beings seem to be similar to those of Yanjiao people, and their innate abilities are as high as ninety percent and rotten shrimp level, and they can't even reach the yellow-level talent."
"The remaining half of them are mostly yellow-level talents, and they will only come in handy when the 'Human Breathing Technique' has been cultivated to the limit."
"It's just a pity that up to now, no one has come into contact with the 'human limit', and there are very few people who even have 100 points of physique. Even most of these people are people with original physical ability, and they didn't climb to 100 points of physique because of breathing. ”
Lao Zhang was in a complicated mood and sighed.
Earthlings, can you hurry up a little bit!
We've got a whole set of gift packages here, just waiting for you to hit the bottleneck!
The strongest in the world, sitting on the golden toilet, awaits your challenge!
Of course, a big part of this is that the current version of "human breathing" is not very efficient.
Zhang Ming also has to carry a little pot for this matter.
The first generation of the Great Sage of the Yanjiao people spent a lifetime to study the "Yanjiao Breathing Technique".
Later, after continuous improvement from generation to generation, it took hundreds of years to fully fit the physique structure of the Yanjiao people.
Although he Zhang Ming was standing on the shoulders of giants, he only tinkered for a year and a half before he hurriedly showed the mirage - can the efficiency of "human breathing" be high? !
It's good to be able to use it!
Anyway, the general result is like this...... Lao Zhang himself must not recognize this pot, it is because those experts do not work hard, regardless of my Zhang Ming's business!
Well, the grand narrative is basically over.
Let's take a note of the little personal things.
As soon as he thought of that incident, Zhang Ming's entire face turned rosy, and his hair couldn't help but stand on end, like a terrifying Homo erectus that was about to split his eyes and enter a state of rage!
At great speed, he wrote angrily in his notebook: "Lu Tuyu, this guy really has bad intentions! Take advantage of my absence on Earth and take the opportunity to soak my sister! ”
"He said my sister was cute, and he gave my sister the coral rock I gave him for reimbursement of the ticket!"
"I, the strongest superpower of mankind, was actually trapped in this ghost place, watching a good cabbage being arched by a pig, and I wanted to send blessings but couldn't...... I want to kill him! Even the parents on both sides have seen it! ”
"You don't even give gifts to your uncle! I'm mad at me! ”
Lao Zhang gasped and patted his hot head.
Of course, this is normal, because ...... It's been four years.
A 14-month drifting bottle with too many blanks in the middle.
My sister is about to be a senior, and it's normal to find a boyfriend, and even he personally suggested it in the letter, it's good to fall in love in college, and youth is to fall in love.
But more importantly, after Lu Tuyu practiced "human breathing", his eyesight was restored, and he changed from a militia to a regular soldier and went to military service!
The regular soldiers are not as loose as the militia.
There is no such thing as a "leave of absence"!
There are only a few days off at the end of the year.
Long-distance relationship, how painful!
As an uncle, Lao Zhang can't wait to slap over and fan off that guy's front teeth!
Soak the girl and go to the soldier again, what are your intentions? What do you look like, whether you are tall or short, fat or thin, I don't know! I'll let you soak my sister!
When I go back, I will beat you directly, and if you accidentally die of old age, I will beat your son and grandson!
But I had to bite the bullet and accept the result.
Taking a few deep breaths, Zhang Ming eased his fanatical gossip and threw Lu Tuyu's rotten things aside.
Let's talk about another friend, Lao Wang.
In the letter, Wang Fumin said that his wife was sick...... A very serious disease, glioma, a cancer of the brain, has an average life cycle of about eight months. ”
So he had to turn to Li Xianfeng for help. The fact of the existence of the mysterious drifting bottle was also exposed. ”
"But this won't change anything, the bottle has been recognized, and its owner is still Wang Fumin himself."
"With the help of Comrade Li Xianxian, his wife was admitted to the best hospital and received the most advanced treatment."
Zhang Ming paused for a moment and wrote: "In my letter from the drifting bottle, I appeased his emotions, [Heavenly Evil Lone Star] must be a superpower at the emotional level, not at the fate level. ”
"All this is just an unfortunate coincidence."
"But actually, I'm a little uneasy and not too sure......"
"I've looked up a lot of information about the Yanjiao people, and I'm generally still inclined to say that this is really just an emotional ability, and it is inevitable to encounter misfortunes in life. I have a lot of strange things on hand, but there is no cure for cancer. ”
"I sent some strange things that can enhance the body, I don't know if it has any effect, everything is up to them."
"I hope Wang Fumin's wife is well, and I hope they can get through the difficulties as soon as possible."
Writing this, Zhang Ming sighed.
Of course, he quickly saw this thing, people have birth, old age, sickness and death, the moon is cloudy and sunny, the extinction of the Yanjiao people, the suicide of the great sage, and the failure of Xuanwu's preaching, is it tragic enough, right? For the whole world, everything is calm, and the sun rises in the east and sets in the west.
In the short life of human beings, there are thousands of mansions, only six feet of sleep at night, and the family is rich, and the eclipse is no more than three meals, and finally dissolves in the heavy soil, without any exceptions.
Regarding the death of the individual, Zhang Ming was inexplicably a little open.
"It's actually been a year of a lot of things, but it's also a year of abstraction."
"Everything that happened in the outside world, I can only imagine and go through it in my head, but I can't understand the specific details, the love and hatred between people."
"Anyway, the 28th birthday is really worth celebrating!"
After Zhang Ming finished writing something worth recording, he opened his eyes and sighed softly.
At first, my brain was a little stiff, like a robot.
But as it was written, it was really reactivated, and the emotions that belonged to human beings were brewing in his chest, which made Zhang Ming show a subtle smile with complex feelings.
Sweet, sour, bitter, spicy and salty, mixed tastes, such as people drinking water, cold and warm self-knowing.
The "Source of the World" hanging from his chest seems to resonate spiritually and emit a faint glow.
Walking steadily, I reached the basement below the auditorium, where a faint smell of alcohol filled the cellar.
Zhang Ming sniffed his nose, and suddenly felt joy in his heart: "This time it's a good brew, it's finally not vinegar!" ”
He carefully picked up a coconut water tank and lifted the gap in the top that was tightly covered with palm leaves and mud.
And in the coconut water tank, there are about 150 catties of liquor!
After many attempts, Zhang Ming's knowledge of winemaking has reached a new level, and various processing techniques have been mastered.
Of course, such a small thing is not worth recording in a diary.
In the cellar, in addition to the liquor made from rice, there are sorghum wine, glutinous rice wine, corn wine, wild fruit wine, and so on, a total of ...... More than 300 altars!
The concentration of naturally fermented alcohol is generally not high, and with his current physique, it is impossible to get drunk, that is, to live a mouth addiction and miss the civilized life that has disappeared.
If you want to get a high concentration of alcohol, you have to distill it multiple times, which is another complicated process.
Walking out of the auditorium with a water tank, you will be greeted by patches of fertile farmland that is thriving, rape, rice, wheat, sorghum, corn, green onions and other crops, as well as natural antibiotics such as spider orchid, purslane, fennel, etc. If it weren't for Zhang Ming's lack of productivity, he would still want to plant more fields.
The island has a warm climate with no winter, abundant sunshine and rain, and rice tends to ripen three times a year, and wheat can ripen twice. At this moment, the wheat field blooms with a faint goose-yellow wheat flower, filled with a thick wheat fragrance, and then matched with a turtle that probes the brain and basks in the sun, forming a beautiful pastoral picture.
Further ahead, there is a reservoir of about 1,000 square meters, where many turtles are playing.
Who would have thought that in just four years, this place would already be a paradise?
"Hey, it's my birthday, have you caught a gift for me?" Zhang Ming held the water tank and shouted at the little white turtle lying on a boulder.
Xiaobai didn't know if he was sleeping, or if he was really practicing the "Xuanwu Breathing Technique", but he was frightened and rolled down the stone with a "grunt".
"Ahh
The little white turtle looked at the vat in his hand and jumped on the ground in amazement.
This scene is quite weird, a turtle can jump higher than a rabbit, and it is almost on Lao Zhang's head.
It grabbed Lao Zhang's shirt and crawled along its arm to the coconut pot.
Even the little white turtle has grown a lot in the past few years!
"Don't think about drinking, kids." Zhang Ming walked to an open field and opened the lid made of palm leaves and mud.
A faint aroma of alcohol greeted you, refreshing the heart, and there was a pleasant aroma of cellar mud.
Zhang Ming scooped a little with a plastic bottle cap and tasted it a little.
To be honest, it's a little cloudy, a little choking on the palate, and a hint of sourness.
It can't be compared with what is made in a real big factory; Even the 10 yuan a bottle of two pot heads can't compare.
But it's good wine, and it's good to eat.
"Mo laughs at the farmer's wine ......"
"Whoa!"
A large group of turtles smelled the alcohol and crawled over in unison!
Zhang Ming said solemnly to a group of greedy turtles who gathered around: "The reason why I taught you to farm and make wine is not to satisfy your appetite. ”
"On the one hand, alcohol is a good disinfectant, even if you have rough skin and thick meat, you still need to disinfect after being injured to reduce the chance of infection."
"On the one hand, when you're lonely...... Alcohol, combined with cucumbers, is undoubtedly the best in the world. ”
"Cucumbers are undoubtedly the best in the world." Shi Mama rolled around obscenely on the side, the old man's voice became louder and louder, and there was a serious seriousness, "Cucumber, undoubtedly ......"
After years of teaching, this guy not only repeated, but also learned to tamper with his lines, and the degree of obscenity has greatly improved.
Patients with high blood pressure, cerebral thrombosis, and stroke should not come into contact with Shimama, otherwise there is a risk of violent death.
"I'll make you cheap!" Zhang Ming bent down and grabbed the black stone, threw it into a wooden bowl full of wine, and suddenly, Shi Mama stopped repeating like a cheap maid and sank lazily.
It's addicted to it, and it can't extricate itself.
Zhang Ming has never understood what this thing is, it doesn't need water or food, is it a perpetual motion repeater?
(End of chapter)