Shao Xi's first thought when he woke up was to settle accounts with the female driver.

The dishonest people who stayed at home during the Chinese New Year and ran out in the middle of the night, so wide the road was one person and one car, and they could all hit it? Next, Shao Xi thought that he hadn't been killed, and he didn't know if he was missing arms and legs? If he really has any disability, he has to let the other party provide for his old age. encountered such a bad thing during the Chinese New Year, he had to fight with the other party.

Thinking of this, Shao Xi wanted to see what kind of grandmother she was injured, and she also wanted to see if the person concerned was not there, even if she was not there, she could ask the nurse.

But Shao Xi didn't expect that the face he saw at the first glance when he turned his head almost didn't send him away directly.

Ugly, Te is ugly! A dry face, the sallow skin is wrinkled like tree bark, the sparse eyebrows and beard are still drooping downward in a figure-eight shape, the thief's slippery eyes are yellow and muddy, and there is a row of big yellow teeth when he laughs, and I don't know how long I haven't brushed. The first word that popped up in Shao Xi's heart was obscene, very obscene!

"Holy!" Shao Xi subconsciously slapped him.

Syllable......!

"Oops——! Oh my god! When did you become so powerful? Ah! It hurts me to death. The man who was beaten sat on the ground and rubbed his face desperately.

Shao Xi didn't know how much force he used in this slap, but he was startled anyway and subconsciously hit it. It seems that it is not only beauty that can bring out people's potential, but also ugliness.

"Is your doll frightened and hysterical? I was in a coma for three days, and as soon as I woke up, I beat people, how could the force of beating people be so strong, the old guy's face was almost flattened by you. The man on the ground muttered as he rubbed his face and got up from the ground.

"Three days? Am I in a coma for three days? ”

Shao Xi hurriedly sat up and looked around. He wanted to see which hospital he was in, if he was in the ICU ward? I want to see if the party who hit me is not here at this time?

The most important thing is, who arranged this old and ugly nurse?

It doesn't matter if you don't look at it, I was taken aback again, "Am I being trafficked?" Encountered a wire fraud group? Is there a quack for my waist? Damn, where is this? ”

Shao Xi didn't see the ward, let alone the beds and medical monitoring equipment, let alone the nurse, and he didn't even see the white walls that the ward should have.

What he saw was a thatched hut with only three adobe walls, which was a thatched hut to be exact. Many of the adobe walls had collapsed holes, barely covered by planks and straw mats, and the roof was paved with thick reed poles, and there was a faint smell of mold. Shao Xi saw this kind of structure in the countryside when he was a child, basically it is a cowshed, of course, you can also raise pigs, but it is especially not a good cut for people to live in?

A gust of wind blew, and the sand outside the shed poured into the hut with the dead grass, and some fine reed stalks fell from the roof from time to time.

"Where am I being trafficked? Is it all so simple and crude now? Directly knocked over the car and took away the waist? But why hit it with a BMW? Is it bad to use Wuling Hongguang? ”

Shao Xi looked around again, and in addition to the pile of hay under his buttocks, there was only a pile of fire made of dry wood next to him, on which was a clay pot, and he didn't know what mess was boiling in it. And then there's the dry, thin old man who just got up from the ground, and nothing else.

Shao Xi squinted at the thin old man with a lewd smile on his face, and muttered secretly in his heart: "It doesn't look like a good thing, the hair and beard are so long, how long has it been since I practiced personal hygiene?" However, is it too much to underestimate me by sending such a dry old man to look at me? Brother, I also practiced grappling in the security team. him down, run. ”

Thinking of this, Shao Xi jumped up! Then it jumped again, and then it jumped again......

After several confirmations, Shao Xi found that he was not as tall as the old man when he stood up. When he wondered if this perspective was unscientific, he instinctively looked down at his hands and feet, and then 10,000 horses galloped through his heart.

"My Nima, this is too ruthless! Do you even give me my hands and feet? But that's not right either! Isn't there supposed to be none? Why is mine just getting shorter and smaller? Could it be that the moral standards of criminals have been raised? Got the defective product back to me? ”

"Little master, it's great that you're okay! Seeing that you can still be alive, it is not in vain that the little old man ran away for three days and three nights. You don't know, I've been worried a lot these days. ”

When the dry old man saw that Shao Xi stood up, he happily ran over and hugged him, crying and laughing, tears and snot made Shao Xi's head all over.

"Get out of the way! Who are you? Do I know you? Do I know you well? ”

Shao Xi pushed the old man away and kept wiping his head with his sleeves, "You are so frustrated, even if you have a waist, you still have to rub your hands and feet." You will be punished, Lao Tzu is already like this anyway, if you want to kill you, you will be killed. ”

The old man was scolded by Shao Xi with a confused expression.

"Little master, don't you recognize me? What are you talking about? I don't understand the old man! What is a waist? Why did I suffer retribution? Did you get hit in the head by a horse? With that, the old man ran over again and hugged Shao Xi's head and began to check.

"Oops, you get up."

Shao Xi broke free from the old man's hands again, "Why was I hit by a horse?" I was hit by a BMW, a black BMW. ”

The old man was stunned for a moment, then quickly nodded and said, "Yes, yes, yes, it's a BMW, a black BMW, stepping on the snow!" ”

This is the first time that the two have reached a consensus, but the donkey's lips are not at the horse's mouth.

"Still chasing, chasing your sister, chasing! Scourge me to the way I am now, and you still have the face to admit that you hit me with a BMW? ”

Shao Xi wants to be angry and not fight anywhere, he is already alone and his life is not easy, and now he has become a cripple, how will he live in the future? Just go out and put your life here today and scold happily.

It's just that this old guy opened his mouth and closed his mouth, young master, young master, could it be that he went to the bar too much?

"Little master, you were hit by a BMW, but it wasn't the old man I hit with a BMW! But I am indeed guilty of taking good care of you, old man, and the little old man is here to make amends for you. Besides, what is this ga waist? The old man gave Shao Xi a deep sigh, which was regarded as making amends.

Then, he looked at Shao Xi with curious eyes, waiting for him to explain what Ga Waist is.

Shao Xi pouted: "Of course I know that it wasn't you who hit me with a BMW, but just look at your apology so formally, and see that you are just a handmaker." ”

When the old man heard Shao Xi say this, he immediately laughed. "That's right, that's right, old man, I've been just a slave in my family for so many years."

Shao Xi didn't care about the old man's answer, and continued: "You should know more than me, after all, you are professional!" Ga waist is to take out the kidney, and the kidney is the kidney! That's where ...... from."

As he spoke, Shao Xi lifted the shirt on his body and gestured to the position of the knife, but when his hand was halfway through, he was suddenly stunned......

"I'm rubbing! Why has the body become smaller? And it looks quite proportional to my hands and feet, is it possible that I have been groaned everywhere except my head? ”

Thinking of this, Shao Xi hurriedly unbuttoned his pants and looked inside......

A terrible scream came from the hut, startling many birds nearby.

"Your uncle! How is it so small? How is it so small? Why is there only a teapot spout left? ”

Shao Xi completely broke out this time, "Sell batches!" Ga Laozi can do anything, Ga takes away the dignity of Lao Tzu for 26 years, uncle can bear this matter, and aunt can't bear it! ”

The old man on the side understood what Shao Xi was talking about at this moment, and hurriedly said, "Little master, you are only six years old this year!" Where did it come to be twenty-six years? ”

"What do you say? I'm only six years old? ”

Shao Xi looked at the old man, looked down at the inside of his pants again, looked up at the old man again, and hurriedly asked, "Is there a mirror?" Give me the mirror. ”

Although the old man couldn't figure out what was wrong with the little young master's head in front of him, he saw that he was so anxious that he had no choice but to hurriedly reply: "Where can I find a mirror in this wilderness?" I have a solution, though. ”

As he spoke, the old man ran to the outside of the straw hut and brought in a clay pot and put it on the ground, and then ran to the outside of the wall of the straw hut and took out an old wooden bucket, and said to Shao Xi, "You wait here for me to come back." ”

After saying that, he hurriedly ran away with the barrel.

Shao Xi sat on the hay with his butt in his head, his head in chaos. How can you have a good Chinese New Year's Eve dinner and eat so many messy and strange things? He really couldn't figure it out, but he had a vague feeling in his heart that something wasn't good.

Just now, he felt that he had fallen into the trap of the Gajiaozi gang, but looking at his current body, coupled with the fact that the old man said that he was only six years old this year, Shao Xi felt that the problem might be more serious than he imagined.

In addition to the changes in his own body, as well as the clothes on himself and the old man, plus the way the old man spoke, and then looked at the clay pot on the fire and the clay pot on the ground, the wooden barrel that the old man carried away, it seemed that he did not see any modern things.

Thinking of this, Shao Xi instinctively began to look for his mobile phone. But he found nothing but the clothes he was wearing, and the cotton robe that he had thrown on the haystack, and even rummaged through the haystacks, but he still found nothing.

At this moment, he suddenly reached out and grabbed his neck, and then pulled the safety buckle out of his clothes with a leather rope.

Shao Xi breathed a sigh of relief, fortunately, the most important thing was not lost.