Chapter 5 I'm afraid of a fart

Shao Xi was laughed at by Lao Wu, and he couldn't bother with him anymore, so he asked casually: "I know the Northern Hu people, which refers to the Hu people in the north, but why are we called the Southern people?" ”

"Nanren is what the Beihu people call us, and we generally call ourselves Central Plains people." Lao Wu explained.

"Don't we call ourselves Han Chinese?"

"Who are the Han people?"

"Forget it, when I didn't ask." Shao Xi found that geographical knowledge may still be useful here, but don't think about historical knowledge.

"I remember that the Hu people in the north didn't particularly like to invade the Central Plains in the south? How did you listen to what you said, now they seem to be very afraid of the appearance of the Central Plains people. ”

Although Shao Xi said that he was a northerner in the original world, his ancestors were from the Central Plains, so he has always felt very unhappy with the invasion of the Central Plains by the northern Hu people in history, especially the history of the five chaotic dynasties in the north and south.

"Originally, they would invade the south every year, and even occupied Yuanzhou a hundred years ago, but fortunately, Xiao Baiting, the founding emperor of my Jingyuan Empire, cultivated his martial arts to the supreme level and entered the Guiyuan realm, which pacified the world and established the Jingyuan Empire, and the northern Hu people did not dare to invade my Central Plains border again from then on." Chatting about this paragraph, Lao Wu was quite proud.

"Can the realm of martial arts change the pattern of the world?"

Shao Xi seems to have only seen it in online articles before: a big move, the wind and clouds will meet, and the world will change color; swept away thousands of armies, destroying withering and decaying; Corpses are everywhere, and ghosts are crying and howling......

"Of course not, if one or two people can change and decide the general trend of the world, then what is the use of this common life? However, those with high martial arts skills will have a strong deterrent effect. Although these people don't ask about the world on weekdays, they will always stand up whenever the world is in turmoil and the nation rises and falls, mainly to assassinate the ruler of the enemy country, if this kind of person wants to take people's lives, I am afraid that few people in the world can stop it, not to mention that this person is the emperor of the empire. I don't think anyone who wants to be remembered every day by a martial cultivator who has entered the supreme and returning to the Yuan realm, right? ”

When it comes to rivers and lakes, Wu is always very interested.

The martial arts common sense that Lao Wu talked about, Shao Xi also knew a little bit in Feng Yuyan's memory.

At this time, seeing that the sun was no longer high, I thought that I had to hurry up and find a place to live, otherwise even if I didn't starve to death in this Beihu land, I would freeze to death at night.

At this moment, Shao Xi began to miss the broken grass shed, as well as the broth boiling on the fire.

Most people are like this, they don't cherish what they put in front of them, and they start to miss it after they lose it, and if they let him go back to the sentry box in the parking lot, he will feel very happy.

Just when Shao Xi was holding a branch and scratching on the ground, thinking about where to spend the night tonight, he felt Lao Wu pulling his sleeve next to him, and he pulled it very quickly and forcefully. He looked up at Lao Wu, and saw the boss with Lao Wu's mouth open, looking directly behind him with his eyes.

"What's wrong?"

"We don't have to be stray wild dogs anymore." After speaking, Lao Wu pointed behind Shao Xi.

"How is it like seeing a ghost?" Shao Xi glanced at Lao Wu and turned his head to look in the direction that Lao Wu was pointing.

"Holy!" Shao Xi sat on the ground with his buttocks, and his expression was exactly the same as Lao Wu at this time.

The sunset at dusk hung like an orange-red basketball in the air not far from the horizon, and on the horizon under the sunset, there was a group of low figures rising and falling rhythmically, looking like about twenty or thirty. Shao Xi is a northerner, he saw it when he was a child, and he knew it was a wolf pack. And the wolves in front of him seemed to be very organized, they were spreading out in an orderly manner, surrounding him and Lao Wu's location.

It is true that there is no need to be a stray wild dog, an opportunity to be wolf dung is now in front of them, if these twenty or thirty wolves pounce on, let alone resist, they will not even have a chance to call their mother. Shao Xi looked at himself, then at Lao Wu, and roughly estimated that the two of them might not be enough to have a full meal for the wolf when they were pinched together.

This is also too unlucky, first I was chased and killed, and now I have encountered wolves, and I am too aggrieved to cross it.

"Old Wu, let's run." Shao Xi now knows that Lao Wu has kung fu under his feet, and if he runs quickly, he may have a chance to escape.

"Run...... Run...... I can't run, I'm afraid of wolves, and I can't use my legs now. Lao Wu's legs seemed to be trembling.

"Damn, you know that you are afraid of wolves, and you still take me all the way to the north, don't you know that there are the most wolves on the grassland?" Shao Xi was speechless for a while.

"I ...... I only now know that I'm afraid of wolves. ”

"!" Shao Xi really wants to go up and give Lao Wu a big comparison at this time. I just thought he was a little unreliable before, but now I found out that this is a pit!

Shao Xi got up and looked at the birch tree beside him, the trunk was straight and smooth, and he looked down at his five-short figure again, and finally decided to give up.

Turning his head and looking at Lao Wu next to him, the goods had shrunk into a ball, trembling all over his body and couldn't be hoped. So he dragged out a dry and thick branch from behind the tree, broke the dead branches and rotten leaves on it, and then held the branch and put on a posture ready to fight hard.

This picture is actually very funny, and I make up the scene where a roast chicken on the table is waving chicken bones at you and trying to beat you.

Let's not talk about whether it is useful to do this, the attitude is to have it, Lao Wu tried his best to save himself before, and now it is his turn to fight for Lao Wu. Anyway, it's only been half a day since I crossed over.,The beginning of this bitterness is not the script I want.,If it's really dead, it's neat.,I just hope it's not too painful when I'm eaten by a wolf for a while.。

I don't know if I can wear it back to the original world?

Just when Shao Xi was making various arrangements for himself in his mind, the wolves were getting closer and closer, gradually surrounding him and Lao Wu in the middle. But they didn't attack, Shao Xi knew that they were waiting for a signal from the wolf.

The sweat on his head came out, and he held up the branch and shouted to the wolves: "Come! Come on! Who's afraid of whom! ”

"Woo-" The wolf's howl did not cause the wolves to attack, but instead drew a long whistle in the distance.

With the sound of hurried horses' hooves from far and near, Shao Xi saw seven or eight people on horseback running towards him from a distance, vaguely judging from the clothes they should be Hu people from the north. I don't care who these people are at this time? What are you here for? Shao Xi just clutched the branch in his hand tightly, and his eyes stared at the wolves in front of him.

Whether he died at the hands of a man or from a wolf's mouth, he wanted the matter in front of him to end quickly, because he felt that he was really about to be scared to pee.

A few horses arrived in front of them in a blink of an eye, and sure enough, they were a few Beihu people.

At the head of the chestnut sat a large man with a full beard, with a scimitar at his waist, a quiver and a hunting bow on his back, and in front of him sat a child who looked like a child of six or seven years old. The child had a pigtail, his face and head were dirty from the wind and sand, and he couldn't tell whether it was a boy or a girl, and he was looking at Shao Xi with curious eyes at this time.

"Yo! This doll is not small! Not only did he not cry in the face of the wolves, but he still wanted to fight when he saw this posture, which was pretty good. ”

It was a man sitting on a white and blue horse, dressed like the others, except that the beard on his chin was tied into a short braid.

The big man led by him leaned forward and asked in a deep voice, "Are you from the south?" ”

"Damn! Of course Lao Tzu is a man! A real man who is like a fake! ”

Shao Xi immediately reacted after complaining in his heart, the Nannan in the other party's mouth and the man he thought about were not the same thing.

Shao Xi nodded stunnedly, and said in his heart: "Why are they asking this?" Could it be that just because Lao Wu and I are from the Central Plains, these living Hades are planning to chop and chop the two of us and cook them for dinner? ”

I saw that the leader put his finger in his mouth and gave a long whistle, and the wolves obediently dispersed like magic.

"Little one, aren't you afraid of so many wolves around you?" Dahan put down his hand, turned to Shao Xi and asked.

"I'm afraid ......! Yes...... Piece...... Fart. Shao Xi was telling the truth, he was so scared that he couldn't even speak.

"Hahaha! I like the phrase 'I'm afraid of a fart', even if a man is afraid, he can't retreat, and he will never give up his dignity. Little one, you are very much like our men of the grassland. As he spoke, he glanced at Lao Wu behind Shao Xi again, as if he was laughing at him for not even being as good as a child.

Because the wolves dispersed, Lao Wu came to his senses again, got up from the ground, patted the dust on his buttocks, ran to the horse of the man at the head, and said: "Thank you heroes for your rescue, I don't know if you can leave a name?" If there is a chance in the future, the little old man will definitely thank him. ”

The man at the head put his hand on his chest and leaned down gently, which was considered a return gift, "Our men in the grassland don't want to reciprocate, and besides, those wolves are our partners......"

"Oops, I'll go! These bearded people have too much taste, right? Isn't having a dog enough to satisfy them? It's a veritable dance with wolves! ”

Because he was frightened just now, and now that he knew that the wolf was tamed by these people on the other side, Shao Xi couldn't help but turn on the spit mode in his heart.

The leader continued: "But I can still tell you the name, my name is Zhuoligtu, and I am the head of the Thoth tribe, and this is my daughter Uzhina, and that is my brother Rising Sungan. As he spoke, he pointed to the child in his arms and the man with his beard and pigtails, "The others are all warriors of my tribe." ”

"Tribes? Lao Wu and I are worried that there is nowhere to stay, isn't this someone sending pillows when we are sleepy? Let's see if we can get them to take us back to the tribe. Shao Xi pondered secretly.

"This uncle, my uncle took me out with the caravan to do some small business, I don't want to encounter horse bandits today, the caravan was scattered, my uncle got lost when he ran away with me, and now we don't know where to go. Uncle, can you take us back to your tribe for a while? ”

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Because out of consideration for regional and ethnic unity, the geographical names and various names of ethnic minorities in the article are fictitious, and if there are similarities, it is a coincidence.