Chapter 10: Idiot Alchemist
This cow is obviously not as deep as Sun Wukong and the Bull Demon King, and finally had to be obediently driven back to the bullpen. However, it is estimated that in the face of the little girl Uzina, the two of them will have to fight the street when they come.
Wu Zhina clapped her hands contentedly and walked up to Shao Xi.
"See? I can do it without your help, I just want you to experience it. But you're not going to be able to give you a chance! ”
Shao Xi felt that the last sentence was so familiar, could it be that this little girl also crossed over?
"Well, I'm here to thank you for giving me this fanny pack, I love it. And those stones. Shao Xi originally wanted to ask directly, but now looking at this little girl, she feels that she still has to coax her.
"These are my favorite things, and Abu said to give the best gifts to distant guests." Uzhina embodies the simplicity and kindness of the grassland people.
"Uzhna, are we friends now?" Shao Xi asked tentatively.
Urina smiled, as if she had completely forgotten the incident between the two of them just now, "Of course, Muren said that we will be good friends in the future." ”
"Then I would like to ask, where did you pick up those stones?"
"Whoa! That's over there. As she spoke, Uzhna raised her little hand and pointed to the north.
Shao Xi's eyes lit up, and he had the expression of a big bad wolf looking at Little Red Riding Hood. He grinned and said, "Let's go over there and play together!" You help me find the stones, and I'll teach you to play some new games. ”
As soon as Urina heard that she could play a new game, she immediately came to her senses, "Okay, good! What is the new game? ”
"You'll know when we're going to pick up the stones?"
"The stones were picked up in the Gobi to the north, a little far away, and Abu took me there on horseback every time. Or tomorrow we will ask Muren to take us with us. ”
"Then tomorrow, we'll leave early tomorrow morning. I'll have something good for you then. Shao Xi said mysteriously.
Uzhna asked expectantly, "What good things?" ”
"Keep it secret, you'll find out tomorrow."
"Humph! Not to mention pulling down, I'm going to find Muren. Uzhna pouted and walked away unwillingly.
Shao Xi looked at the sky and felt that he had to hurry up and prepare. What to prepare? Prepare the good stuff in his mouth, of course.
He trotted to the best leatherman in the tribe and begged him to help him make a cowhide bag about twenty centimeters in diameter. After filling it with hay and compacting it, the mouth of the sac is perfectly sewn together, and a "football" is ready.
That wasn't all, and then he ran to get some coarse sand and rags, and begged the aunt in the tribe to help him sew a punching bag for a girl. The aunt didn't understand until she finished it, what was the purpose of this sand bag he asked him to help make?
By the time Shao Xi got all this done, it was already dark.
"It looks like I'm really going to open a kindergarten, and I'm hanging out with bear kids all day long." Shao Xi scratched his head and muttered.
Early the next morning, Muren pulled Wu Rina and brought a group of children to Shao Xi.
Because Shao Xi had just learned to ride a horse, this group of children didn't dare to run too fast, only Wu Rina kept urging Muren to hurry up behind his back. It can be seen that Muren is a good rider, and he has been pressing the speed just to take care of Shao Xi.
The place Uzhna was talking about was indeed quite far away, and a group of people rode like this for almost an hour. It was a Gobi desert, with sand in some places and stones in many places, and it still looked barren.
After Shao Xi got off the horse, he took out the football and sandbag from the horse jacket and handed them to Mu Ren and Wu Rina respectively.
The children all looked at Shao Xi with a curious expression, as if asking, "It's just such a thing, what's so funny?" ”
But when Shao Xi kicked the ball into the distance, the group of children rushed out as if a switch had been turned on. He didn't have to worry about the rest of the story.
Uzhna looked at the sandbag in her hand with a pout: "Why are they so big and mine so small?" ”
"They are a lot of people grabbing one, and yours is yours alone. Come on, I'll teach you how to kick. ”
Shao Xi's set of fancy performances, watching Wu Rina's eyes are full of little stars.
Shao Xi secretly wiped his sweat, "Fortunately, when I was in elementary school, I liked to kick shuttlecocks, otherwise I wouldn't be able to bluff today." ”
"Let's go, let's go find the stones."
Uzhna kicked the sandbag intently. replied: "I'm not going, I'm going to practice for a while, you can go by yourself." ”
When Shao Xi heard this, he didn't say anything, and the boss in his heart was unhappy: "Lao Tzu is here to start a business today, not to go on an outing." ”
But I couldn't say anything, so I had to ask, "Where?" I'll go on my own. ”
Uzhna raised her hand and pointed to the north again, and said, "There is a rocky beach ahead, not far from here. ”
"Okay, you follow Muren here, don't run around. I'm going to pick up rocks. ”
"Hmm......" Uzhna's mind was now on kicking the sandbag.
Shao Xi walked in the direction pointed out by Wu Rina for about five or six minutes, and then he saw a large rocky beach, full of some strange, colorful, and strange stones.
"Money, money, I'm coming!"
Shao Xi's eyes lit up and rushed into the rocky beach. If that look of wealth is seen by Lao Wu, he will definitely say that he has no knowledge.
But after looking for a while, I found that it was not as simple as I thought. I found a few of them, but they were too rough to compare with what Urina had picked up. This made Shao Xi a little discouraged.
"Am I not going far enough? With such a big rocky beach, the good thing must be in it. ”
Thinking like this, Shao Xi walked towards the depths of the rocky beach.
I don't know how long I walked, Shao Xi finally found a very good-looking Tianyan Stone in a pile of stones. Hurriedly ran over to pick it up and looked at it carefully.
This is an orange eye stone, which looks very transparent, and the place of the eyes is vivid, just like the real thing.
Just when Shao Xi put the stone into his pocket, he looked up and saw a grass shed not far away, just like the one he had stayed with Lao Wu at the beginning. There was smoke rising from the hut at this time, as if it was burning something, and some pungent smells could be faintly smelled, as if someone was coughing.
"Who makes a fire to cook in this place where birds don't, and their brains are fine, right?"
As soon as Shao Xi thought of this, he immediately remembered himself and Lao Wu two days ago, so he was sure that this person's brain was fine.
Just as Shao Xi was about to walk to the front of the grass shed, a person rushed out of it. Seeing the man's miserable appearance, he was directly amused.
I saw that this person was in tattered clothes, and he was miserable. The sleeve on the right side of the robe is gone, and the sleeve on the left is half off, leaving the shoulders exposed; The big hole on the placket is next to the small hole; A pair of rag shoes on his feet, ten toes are basking in the sun. Looking up at his head again, Shao Xi directly laughed out of the pig cry......
A big round face, I don't know what makes it colorful, like the palette of oil paintings, it is almost impossible to see the appearance, but it is certain that it is not much stronger than Lao Wu; Half of his hair and beard had been burned off, and he was still smoking; Staring at a pair of panicked, innocent, and sluggish eyes, he looked at Shao Xi with a smile.
Shao Xi knew that it was rude to laugh like this in front of others, but he really couldn't bear it. He waved his hand to the other party halfway and said, "I'm sorry, I didn't hold back." ”
Just when he was about to break down with laughter, the guy on the other side seemed to collapse as well. shouted at him, "Laugh! Laugh fart! Lao Tzu spent a year refining the Dan, and today it was actually blown up, causing Lao Tzu to work hard for a year in vain, you still laugh! ”
"Alchemy? Is it the kind of thing that not only won't live forever, but will also burp early? Shao Xi asked, holding his stomach.
"Fart, I never refine that harmful thing. Lao Tzu is refining the pill of the Eight Classics, the pill that can improve the strength, do you understand? Wimpy kids! ”
"Oops! Let's just talk about the facts, don't engage in personal attacks, okay? What a little brat, little brat. ”
"I don't care what kind of ginseng rooster you are, or what kind of Ganoderma lucidum duck, in short, don't bother Lao Tzu." After speaking, the alchemy master turned around and was about to go back to the grass shed.
Shao Xi's temper suddenly came up, and he shouted at this person: "Oops——! You spoiled old man. Do you believe in your practice? It still has to be fried. ”
When the alchemy master heard this, he was like a fried rooster. rushed to Shao Xi, "Bah, bah! Fart! Fart! Fart! You little brat, you know a fart! ”
Shao Xi pretended to exaggerate and covered his nose, "Old guy, why is your opening all fart?" ”
The alchemy master was short of words by Shao Xi, and he was stunned and didn't know what to say, only the wisp of smoke on his head was still dangling.
"Let me ask you, what did you put in it when you were alchemizing?" Shao Xi saw that he didn't speak, so he asked.
"How can I tell you the secret of this Dao Dan Fang?" The alchemy master stroked his beard, which was almost burnt bald, and replied.
"Can we talk properly? Saltpeter, sulfur, charcoal, if you put it, you say you put it, don't be like you have eaten gunpowder. Oh no, you did just eat gunpowder. ”
The alchemy master asked in some surprise, "How do you know about these three things I put in?" Have you spied on my Danfang? ”
Shao Xi was not happy when he heard it, "I'm sorry! Who is rare to see your broken Dan Fang? You put the raw materials of gunpowder together and burn them with fire, and if you don't kill them, you are cheap. ”
"What is gunpowder? What kind of disease can be cured? Or what kind of power can be improved? ”
"What else can be cured? can cure you of the superfluous life, and can send you to see Lord Yama. ”
The alchemy master was surprisingly lifeless this time, and said with a smile: "This Dao has been obsessed with gold and stone pharmacology all his life, if Xiaoyou has an unknown pill in his hand, this Dao is willing to exchange with you." ”
"Change your sister, change it."
Shao Xixin said that idiots play with gunpowder and die sooner or later.
"There are no sisters in this way. Little friend, let's see if you can change it? ”
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