"Liar...... Liars, right? Mrs. ...... What's too grandpa, or grandpa, or uncle, and finally come home? ”

"It can't be a scammer trying to cheat money, right? Hurry up and call the police, man, the police should prove his identity. Zhang Yueyue said dumbfoundedly.

Lao Zhang is the name on the Internet.

After all, Zhang Ming is the oldest group of people alive since the old era.

With such a great achievement, it seems a bit disrespectful to call him by name, but he can't always be called "Zhang Dasheng", "Uncle Zhang", "Zhang Daneng" or "Zhang Dadi", these titles are so embarrassing that they can deduct a three-bedroom living room on their toes.

Over time, "Lao Zhang" on the Internet refers only to Zhang Ming.

There is also a strange legend in their family, what is the wife, what grandfather, grandfather or uncle, it seems that they are still wandering in the sea of demon gods, and sooner or later they will return to their hometown.

Their generation, it's not too much of a thing, after all, life has to be created by itself, and you can't wait for someone who has never seen it all day and night, and only lives in textbooks, right?

But now......

"I'm calling the police, what if it's true?"

Zhang Chenhao's fists trembled, and crazy thoughts burst out in his mind, and he was wondering if he was mentally ill.

At the same time, the two brothers and sisters of the Lin family were also discussing the "uncle" who had just come in, and discussing that there seemed to be a small gourd ornament hanging on his belt.

"That, it can't be the uncle we're looking for, right?" Lin Yuyu squinted his eyes and glanced at the two brothers and sisters who were sitting precariously, and noticed that the atmosphere was becoming inexplicably weird.

Or is this kind of gourd ornament a popular style for middle-aged people? I've never heard of this trendy style. ”

And Lin Fangzheng was expressionless, still thinking about his "big kingfish" in his mind.

Immediately afterwards, Lin Yuyu ran to Zhang Yueyue's side and patted her: "Are you holding a parent-teacher conference?" Why is it so serious? ”

Zhang Yueyue nodded stiffly like a robot, we are indeed holding a parent-teacher conference, and the content of this parent-teacher meeting is indeed so terrifying.

If you have to know, we can only scare you to death.

"My ancestor, it seems to have returned?" Zhang Yueyue said stiffly, "I don't even know what to call it, I'm dying." ”

There is only one "Lao Zhang" on the Internet, Lin Yuyu and Lin Fangzheng, who were also scared half to death, with pale faces, sitting there like a good baby, with their hands and feet on their hands, and they didn't dare to move.

The four of them began to discuss seniority, and the chaotic relationship caused them to fall into a long silence.

……

Zhang Ming took a shower, changed into clean clothes, and couldn't help but laugh when he saw the four people sitting at the dining table like robots.

Is this welcome so grand? Do you want to give a speech?

"You...... That's how do you prove it! What are you doing with that wife? ”

"We can't believe what you say!" Zhang Chenhao's face was flushed, and he stumbled and asked, he was in a hurry, even though he was not usually the kind of person who stuttered.

Zhang Ming was asked all of a sudden, his eyes widened, how can I prove that I am myself?

This is a classic problem in the world!

I don't even have an ID!

Who will give me a proof, call Lao Wang?

So he glanced at the two brothers and sisters of the Lin family who were nervous, and with an idea, he adjusted his facial muscles and changed his appearance: "Now you know me, the little girl and the young man of the Lin family?" You picked me up from the Sea of Demon Gods, can you prove it? ”

"I've told you the secret of the kingfish, can it still be Lao Zhang? Who else could it be? ”

As a result, the four young people were frightened by his face-to-face behavior and broke out in a cold sweat, and it took a long time for them to come to their senses, obviously this is a special ability to adjust their appearance.

They're still a little suspicious.

You can change your appearance, isn't it easy to be a liar?

Lin Fangzheng suddenly said: "Actually...... I still have a little bit of a conviction... Mr. Zhang, but why do you need to be rescued? You can swim straight back to the coastline yourself, that's just a little distance. ”

"Why did you run away at the police station?"

Zhang Ming was cheeky and gave a very strange statement: "Because I don't want to contact the official." ”

"You have to know that once you come into contact with official people, it's like kraft candy, you can't shake them off, and you can't hit them directly."

"They use righteousness to appease me, and that's very annoying."

However, the young people actually nodded seriously, and it was easy to accept it, because they were not a last resort, and they did not want to contact the government department, which was really annoying.

But it is clear that this proof is not enough.

Suddenly, Zhang Ming noticed the small gourd hanging from his waist, shook twice, reached out and touched a family photo, as well as the letters that had been exchanged.

I can't help but sigh in my heart, or Hulu is smart, and he is always able to solve problems at critical moments.

"You see, this is a family photo we took a long time ago, and I still use software P to get this image up."

"This is your wife, my sister...... Does it look a bit like you? This is my mom, my dad, this is my little niece, what are you doing...... Forget it, this generation is a mess. ”

"Is there a family tree?"

"Yes, yes."

"It seems really, I know this picture, I've seen it!"

The old photos are dyed with the color of tea, washed away with lead, bringing a sense of the passage of time. They are like red maple leaves, full of stories from the past.

The evidence is so strong that young people are hot-headed at this picture, and they have to believe it!

That mysterious legend has come true today!

So much so that after a while, they began to sit there like robots again, motionless!

The weight of this elder is so much that they are almost out of breath.

Even if you are a cow, you don't dare to speak at this moment!

How... What to do?

"Forget it, let's talk first, where is the kitchen? Since you've taken me in, I'll cook a meal. Zhang Ming also saw that the young man seemed to have a generation gap with himself, so he could only shake his head, "You guys talk slowly!" I'll make a good meal! ”

Zhang Ming suddenly felt that he had found the past he was looking for, and it was time to face a new future.

It's a good season, and even though the rain is pouring down, the insects and wild cats hidden under the flowers and trees are still waiting for the day when the rain will clear and come alive.

Perhaps this is how human civilization should be.

One more, one less, and the sun will always rise again.

Although this kind of peaceful life actually didn't last long—a small car drove in outside the community, and it seemed that there were several strong people with extremely high strength sitting on it, which should be the strongest level on the earth.

I have to admit that the mobility of the human side is quite good.

As soon as his front foot arrived, his back foot was discovered.

With a high probability, the strongest force that can currently be commanded has been dispatched.

In this era of big data surveillance, as long as human beings are willing to spend the cost, all kinds of monitoring, divination, hexagram and other means are pouring up, it is difficult to hide.

Unless he constantly changes his appearance, or finds a frontier area to hide his name incognito, tired to death, there is no possibility of not being discovered.

But it's nothing, it's important to cook and cook!

Unconsciously, a brisk smile appeared on Zhang Ming's face.

……

……

After Zhang Ming left, the rusty atmosphere like a robot slowly eased up, Zhang Chenhao picked up a glass of water, and poured several sips of "Gu Dong Gu Dong" before slowly calming down......

Fart!

He glanced hotly at his silly sister.

Zhang Yueyue was making a silly dementia smile, and suddenly her face turned pale: "What do you think I'm doing?" Do you want your wife to cook and not help? ”

"Do you want to sit back and enjoy it?"

"You go, it's also your wife and grandfather! I'm scared to death, I can't go in. ”

"I don't dare!"

"I don't dare!"

In the end, Lin Fangzheng, who was the most taciturn, couldn't fit into the collective, and only thought about the "big kingfish" in his mind, went into the kitchen to help.

"You say, will our family have a lot of money! There is a bigger house. From now on, I can live like a princess. Zhang Yueyue held her face, "I don't need to work hard now?" ”

"Come on, no matter how rich the ancestors are, they have nothing to do with you? You don't even dare to say a word, and you don't say hello, what kind of princess are you supposed to be? What about dreaming? ”

Zhang Chenhao's thinking and morality are really upright, as if he inherited Lu Tuyu's troll character, and he criticized his sister with disgust, and his words were particularly sharp.

"Even if you live a life like a princess, you don't get it by yourself, and you are superior to others. Why? The moths of society are pretty much the same. ”

Zhang Yueyue's face was flushed by him, and she was a little aggrieved, there is a backer as high as the sky, more exaggerated than Mount Everest, and she is not allowed to fantasize about it, and if you fantasize about it, you will become a social moth?

No wonder you still haven't found a girlfriend, idiot.

Immediately afterwards, there was laughter in the kitchen, and Lin Fangzheng's howl of surprise was faintly heard: "I see, the king fish is actually a kind of squid!" It...... It's the size of a mountain! A lot of fish love to eat the poop it pulls out! ”

It was a surprise that the thirst for knowledge was satisfied.

Although this surprise is really weird.

And the discussion outside the kitchen gradually became lively.

Lin Yuyu on the other side couldn't say anything, and ran into the kitchen to help, and listened to interesting stories by the way.

And the two siblings are still arguing, discussing things like "backing".

(End of chapter)