Chapter 379: It's a Corrupt and Corrupt Bad Turtle!
On the contrary, Lao Zhang, who knew his nature, was so embarrassed that he almost deducted a three-bedroom living room with his toes.
However, Lao Zhang was also thick-skinned enough, and immediately explained to the human being as if he was nothing: "That is my old friend, Mr. Shi Mama, who has inherited part of the memory of the divine beast Xuanwu, and has all the knowledge of the Xuanwu breathing technique!" So you just think of it as Xuanwu. ”
Shi Mama was extremely satisfied.
"If you want to improve your breathing skills, you have to rely on its old man, as well as its turtle grandson, Xiaobai."
"Ladies and gentlemen, it is the legendary Lord Shimama." Zhong Yunlong nodded solemnly, "We, the learners of the Human Breathing Technique, should indeed call it, Teacher Shi!" ”
Teacher Shi!
Shi Mama was almost dead of joy, but it didn't say a word.
Zhong Yulong also instructed the leaders of the scientific research team to speak politely and not to annoy this stone with a strange personality.
These professors also wiped a handful of sweat, they had already been warned that the stone was a mental patient.
But if there is a request for someone, it must be respectful, and there is not a single rebuttal.
"In addition, Lord Shi Mama also has the extraordinary ability of spirit language." Zhang Ming said seriously, "Lingyu can not only be used for translation, but also for imparting knowledge, and even weaving immersive illusions. ”
"For example, a battle scene with some kind of monster. You know what that means...... Through the Spiritual Language, you can improve your combat experience. ”
"It's a transcendent ability that costs almost nothing."
Everyone's hearts moved, and they nodded solemnly, Zhang Ming's extraordinary ability needs to pay a price, and naturally he can't experiment indefinitely. In the event that the only transcendent person is prematurely senile, who can afford to take responsibility?
But Shi Mama's "Spirit Language" can be used infinitely, and it uses Spirit Language every day, and there is no price at all.
It means that this is the best opportunity for human beings to study the "strong idealistic rule"!
What's more, there are too many uses for teaching culture and weaving illusions.
Several professors discussed the excitement, and soon realized the awesomeness of the stone, and they couldn't wait to immediately invite the black dot on the moon down and ask for knowledge!
(Haha...) Gah, I agree agree agree agree agree agree !! Seeing that the human being was so respectful, Shi Mama trembled with excitement, fluttering like a fairy flying on the top of the clouds, and he stubbornly held back the word "agree".
That's exactly what it feels like!
It is in vain day and night, wanting to restore the glory of Xuanwu!
It's not in vain that it went through a lot of hard work to come to the human world!
Turtle grandson, do you know, isn't it just to enjoy the feeling of putting civilization on the back of a turtle?!!
Xiao Bai squinted his eyes and glanced at the crazy stone, and felt a chill in his heart.
It now finally understands that its ancestors have long been corrupted by power. What a dream, phew, the lust for power!
It's normal that this ancestor doesn't have power, but once he has power, he must be a corrupt and depraved bad turtle!
Xiaobai snorted, shaking his ass with some disdain, and suddenly saw several beautiful girls, staring at it with bright eyes, as if discussing how cute this little turtle is, if only it could be put on its lap and pet it, feed it dried fish, and it would be better if I could sleep with it at night.
Xiaobai was suddenly overjoyed by the praise, and couldn't wait to come over and listen to what they praised.
"Look, that turtle is watching us!"
"It's so cute!"
If the compliment is good, this turtle turtle will let you stroke the turtle shell, it's not impossible! Do you have...... Beige sweater?
This turtle turtle also wants to bury it and experience the feeling of Emperor Zhang's heart.
Just fantasizing about it, the Bad Turtle Xiaobai, who quickly degenerated and corrupted, slowly shrank its head in, and if it didn't shrink in, it would be unable to hold back its expression and start dancing!
"Hey, you can come down, don't be condescending all the time." Zhang Ming called out a little unceremoniously, this guy is endless.
"Huh, huh!" Seeing that the atmosphere was gradually becoming more mature, Shi Mama suddenly burst out a spiritual word, and then the ground shook.
There was the sound of behemoth's footsteps, coming from the mountains and forests.
I saw a giant elephant about 5 meters tall, carrying a giant turtle with a diameter of about 2 meters on its back, and slowly walked up the cliff.
This is probably the largest elephant found on Earth's native soil, as well as the largest tortoise.
Immediately afterwards, the elephant hunched on the giant tortoise.
The giant tortoise hunched Shi Mama and Xiaobai again, step by step, and walked slowly towards everyone.
"Boom!"
"Boom!"
With each step the elephant takes, Shi Mama recites a spiritual word.
With the bright moonlight, this scene actually looks like it, which makes people have a magical illusion in their minds: they are facing a Xuanwu standing up to the sky and the earth!
The raised head is the backbone of the sky, the hideous scales are the harbor of the ocean, and the broad back sets off the weight of civilization.
The decaying pillars and beams, the vicissitudes of life, and the long years seem to have been weathered.
Only the blazing eyes shimmered like stars.
Zhang Ming couldn't help but be embarrassed, and had to admit that the CG of this scene was set up very awesomely, and Shi Mama, in order to pretend to be forced, obviously even used the strength to eat milk.
Even an old monster like him, who had seen ups and downs, was attracted by this scene, and his spirit was affected to a certain extent, and the others even restrained all kinds of thoughts in their hearts.
Cold sweat broke out on the foreheads of Zhong Yunlong and the others, and it was difficult to resist this amazing momentum. Even if it is a national soldier on the earth, where has he seen such a terrifying scene? It was as if he was facing the crushing of a world!
All of a sudden, the "fire of the heart" was pushed to the limit!
Some little girls trembled even more in the face of the Xuanwu momentum, their faces turned blue, and some of them were unstable on their feet.
Regardless of the wetness of the dirt under their feet, they sat down, held their heads, closed their eyes, and became ostriches.
This is the instinctive reaction of the weak.
Some of the staff members who were hiding in the boat, confused in their minds, remembered the story of Hindu mythology and legend: the world is a disc carried by several elephants, and the elephant stands on the back of a giant turtle.
"Boom!"
"Xuanwu" once again took a big step forward, and milky white waves splashed everywhere, as if this one step could crush the earth's crust. Countless birds, screaming in terror, flew up from the forest, and in the light of the moon, they were all black.
"I'll take it when I see it, you, it's endless, right?" Zhang Ming complained frantically.
Shi Mama is actually a little dissatisfied.
The reason is that the elephant and the turtle are a little smaller, after all, they are Zhang Ming's compatriots, and they are also about to be exhausted, so the voice of repeating gradually becomes smaller.
The "Xuanwu" that stood on top of the sky disappeared from everyone's minds.
But the awe that arose from it did not disappear, and no one dared to say the first word.
Looking at the stunned scene, Zhang Ming had a faint sense of astonishment in his heart: "It seems to be a bit awesome...... Should I do the same? ”
No, no, no, it's nasty! He really doesn't have the cheekiness to do such a bad thing.
However, it seems to be a good thing, after all, people's hearts are separated from their stomachs, and after such a while, no one should use their brains.
This magical scene lasted for about 2 minutes, Shi Mama's momentum dissipated, and he said slowly in that old voice: "Human, can you do what I ask?" ”
An old professor, who seemed to be the leader of a certain team, got up from the boat and said tremblingly, "Lord Shi Mama...... Your request, Your Excellency, is exaggerated! If you have a little more sperm, you can get 100 million turtle eggs. ”
"But now, with only this little sperm, it is equivalent to one sperm to fertilize an egg, which is too difficult."
"We just can't do it."
"Huh?" Shi Mama originally wanted to be angry, but in order to maintain his compulsion, he still said coldly and seriously, "I can't do it, what conditions are we talking about?" My turtle grandson's essence is precious, how can it be leaked at will? Xuanwu breathing technique is so noble, how can it be taught at will? ”
Of course, its heart blossomed, and this was just experiencing a majestic sense of power.
What's more, even if it doesn't understand science, its turtle grandson still understands it very well, Xiaobai's face showed helplessness, and he could only explain a few words: (Hundreds of millions of sperm can hit an egg!) Otherwise, even if it hatches, it will be mostly sick and disabled. )
So the cheap girl stone retreated to the second, and the old voice said seriously: "Even if 100 million is not good, 10 million turtle eggs are needed." ”
Seeing that the two sides began to bargain, Zhang Ming sighed and said helplessly: "Then you discuss slowly, let's go to another place first." ”
"Xiaobai, take care of your ancestors, don't go too far."
Xiaobai: (I can't control it!) )
Zhang Ming left some of the expert team here, and then took another part of the people to meet Mr. Bai Ze.
In fact, the weight of Old Man Bai Ze in the "Great Academy of Sciences" is much higher than that of Shi Mama.
As a good gentleman who has picked up the wool of unknown beasts, he has walked for countless years with a super master like the Six Blinds, and the knowledge it has learned is not a strange personality, and the "Xuanwu" who has no friends can compare.
What's more, Old Man Bai Ze's desire to learn is also much stronger than that of stinky stones.
Although the two old guys can't keep up with the times, one is willing to learn, and the other is lying flat and rotten, and there is a world of difference between the two.
What's more, it also has an innate ability to distinguish right from wrong!
The ancients had a cloud: "The Yellow Emperor patrolled the East China Sea, Bai Ze came out, could speak, reached the essence of all things, and commanded the people, in order to eliminate disasters, virtuous and virtuous and secluded." ”
Therefore, this guy is an excellent candidate to become the dean.
Although Li Xianfeng said that he had outstanding ability, he had not made any achievements in this life, and the ability of the [Reincarnation] could not be exposed, so it was really difficult to convince the public if he was directly parachuted into the dean.
(End of chapter)