Zhao Hongjin smiled and said to Lao Wu: "I don't think he's a bad person, I feel that others are not bad, don't you think?" ”

When Lao Wu heard Zhao Hongjin's voice, he immediately jumped up as if he had been stepped on by someone's tail, and his head hit the roof of the carriage.

While pointing at Zhao Hongjin, he asked Shao Xi: "This girl was still screaming yesterday, how did she become so rough and rough now, like a man?" Did you give her something to eat her throat? Stinky boy, don't do too much for lack of virtue, otherwise you will be punished. ”

Shao Xi was said by Lao Wu to be unhappy.

"What do you do that lacks virtue? What will be retribution? Old fellow, can you open your eyes and take a good look? Is this the man from yesterday? It's a shame that you've been in the rivers and lakes for so many years, and you can't even tell the difference between men and women! ”

Lao Wu was stunned by Shao Xi's words, turned his head and looked at Zhao Hongjin fixedly, but no matter how he looked at it, it was yesterday's face, but the voice he spoke just now was completely different from yesterday.

You can't blame Lao Wu for this.

Today, Shao Xi went to the palace to see Zhao Hongjin, the little emperor of Southern Zhao, but Lao Wu didn't see it! He was just waiting for Shao Xi to come out in the carriage outside the palace, how did he know that this little emperor of Nanzhao was the twin brother of the girl yesterday? I didn't know that it was Zhao Hongjin, the little emperor of Nanzhao, who was dressed as a woman at this time.

At this time, Zhao Hongjin was a little embarrassed by Lao Wu's staring, so he said: "This senior, the woman you saw yesterday is my twin sister, so it is reasonable for you to treat me as her, I am a man, not a daughter." ”

Lao Wu was explained by Zhao Hongjin, and suddenly realized, and finally figured out why the woman's voice today was different from yesterday, it turned out that the person was originally a man.

So he glared at Shao Xi fiercely without a good look, and scolded this stinky boy in his heart for playing himself again.

But after thinking about it, he felt that something was wrong, so he hurriedly asked Shao Xi: "Is that girl from the palace yesterday?" Is the one in front of you also from the palace? Their brother and sister turned out to be palace maids and eunuchs in the palace? I said, what are you doing with a eunuch from the palace? It was the girl's brother who came out of the abduction. Could it be that you really fell in love with that girl, and you got someone else's brother out if you couldn't get it? ”

Shao Xi was almost fainted by Lao Wu.

What kind of brain circuit does this old guy have? You think that their brother and sister are palace maids and eunuchs in the palace, which is understandable, but why did you fall in love with that girl? Why did I get a eunuch out of the palace? Does this old guy think he has some special fetishes? If I don't make this clear now, I'm afraid I won't be able to explain it clearly in my life.

Not to mention Shao Xi, even Zhao Hongjin was stunned by Lao Wu!

How did you become a eunuch when you are so good? is still a eunuch who was abducted from the palace by Shao Xi! I have already made all my appearances as a woman today, why did I become neither male nor female as soon as I left the palace? It seems that this misunderstanding is getting bigger and bigger now, and now even my gender is uncertain.

Shao Xi hurriedly said to Lao Wu with a white face: "Old guy, I see that you are itchy again!" You tell me clearly, what are you thinking at this moment? If you want to be crooked, I can't spare you today. A handful of old age, full of messy things, don't say you know me in the future, I can't afford to lose this person with you, you are an old disrespectful old thing. ”

This scolding made Lao Wu anxious.

"Stinky boy, you somehow took this person into the carriage, and didn't tell me what was going on, let me guess, how can I guess? I got a man dressed as a woman and got into the car, or is it a twin brother who looks exactly like the girl yesterday, who knows what tricks you're playing? Now it's my fault, isn't it all because you didn't make it clear? ”

Zhao Hongjin pinched up when he saw this old man and young man, and hurriedly explained: "This old-timer, please calm your anger, it is true that we didn't make it clear before. What my predecessors saw yesterday was my sister Zhao Hongmian, my name is Zhao Hongjin, I am his own brother, we are not palace maids and eunuchs, I am a complete man, don't misunderstand, seniors. ”

"Oh! You see if you're done with it, why bother me to guess? I said you young man too, why do you make yourself look like a woman? I don't know if you think you and your sister are twin sisters? How can you have such a strange fetish at a young age? ”

As soon as Lao Wu said this, Zhao Hongjin's face turned red, and he hurriedly turned his head to look at Shao Xi, which meant "You hurry up and help me explain!" If this is misunderstood, what will I do in the future? ”

Shao Xi also knew that if he didn't make this clear, Lao Wu would definitely continue to misunderstand, so he reached out and dragged Lao Wu to his side.

"I said that the older you are, the more you have more ideas in your heart, don't you think you have heard his name somewhere?"

Lao Wu rolled his eyes and said, "It's not that I have a lot of ideas, it's that you play some messy tricks all day long, I know which one are you singing?" What's wrong with his name? He also said just now, his sister's name is Zhao Hongmian, and his name is Zhao Hongjin, is there anything wrong? ”

As soon as he finished saying this, Lao Wu immediately closed his mouth, as if he suddenly remembered something. He stared at Shao Xi with two yellow eyes, turned his head to look at Zhao Hongjin again, and then turned his head back to look at Shao Xi again, with an incredible expression.

"Zhao Hongjin? Is he Zhao Hongjin? You actually took him out of the palace and made him look like this, you have something wrong with your head, right? Who is this? Are you kid playing a little too much? It's just that you don't know the height of the sky, are you looking for death? If this is known by the people of Nanzhao, will it be necessary? It's strange if you don't strip your kid naked and parade through the streets! ”

Isn't! You dressed up the emperor of the other family as a big girl, and secretly abducted out of the palace, if this is known by the people of Nanzhao, who can afford to lose this person? It's strange if I don't settle accounts with you.

"Old guy, you can't say a good word, your brain is wrong, you are looking for death, you are being stripped naked and paraded on the street."

"You stinky boy, if you don't have a problem with your head and want to die, why do you want to dress up like this and smuggle the little emperor out of the palace? Do you know that if someone finds out, it will be cheap for you to kidnap the Holy Lord of Nanzhao and strip your clothes and parade through the streets, and then you will not even be able to save your head. If you want to die, you can die yourself, don't take the old man with me, I haven't lived enough! ”

Shao Xi looked at Lao Wu's fear of death, and was made happy by him.

"I said, are you old and confused? If he doesn't want to get out of this palace, who has the ability to take him out? If he hadn't dressed himself like this, could it be that I forced him to dress him up as a woman? He is willing to come out with me like this, of course he is willing, if it weren't for the sake of serious business, do you think I like to toss like this? ”

"Serious? Now that you are so unserious, what else can you do? ”

Shao Xi saw Lao Wu asking, so he briefly told him what happened in the palace today, as well as the fact that he and Zhao Hongjin were discussing how to go to the General's Mansion to discuss with Fu Zuoliang how to deal with Han Zeng.

After listening to Shao Xi's story, Lao Wu almost didn't laugh and smoked.

Unexpectedly, the little girl I met on the street yesterday turned out to be Princess Haizhu, and today Shao Xi entered the palace and was chased around by this princess with a sword. What is even more unexpected is that in order to let this little emperor out of the palace, these children can actually come up with such a bad idea.

There is really no most bizarre, only more bizarre, and today these strange things have come together.

"It's really a shame that you can think of it, the dignified Holy Lord of the Southern Zhao Kingdom, you make it look like this for others, and when you get to the General's Mansion in a while, what do you think of the General? Originally, there was a gap between their monarchs and ministers, and now you make other people's emperors like a joke, haven't you thought about whether it will affect his image in Fu Zuo's conscience? ”

I have to say that older people are still more thoughtful, Lao Wu reminded him like this, Shao Xi and Zhao Hongjin immediately realized the seriousness of this problem.

That's right, if a dignified Southern Zhao Holy Lord appeared in front of the general in such a daughter's outfit, wouldn't it become a big joke? In the future, what emperor's majesty will Zhao Hongjin have in front of Fu Zuoliang?

Shao Xi secretly blamed himself for being too young and really not thoughtful enough to consider the problem. originally thought that his plan was already seamless, but he didn't expect that there was a mistake in this detail, if it wasn't for Lao Wu's reminder, today's trip to the General's Mansion would be counterproductive.

"The old guy was right, and it was indeed me who didn't think about it. But what now? The clothes have been changed, the makeup has been painted, and the hair has been coiled, if it is changed back to men's clothes now, what will happen when you go back to the palace? This matter can no longer be known to others, Princess Haizhu is taking his place, and he can't go back as a holy lord when he returns to the palace! Isn't that all exposed? ”

Lao Wu glanced at Shao Xi with disdain, and said in his usual lazy tone: "It's a shame that you still boast of being extremely smart on weekdays, and such a simple thing can make you feel like this." Let me ask you, have you seen the appearance of that black-robed man until now? Since this is a secret exit from the palace, isn't it over to find a black robe to cover him? Where is it so complicated? I'm really convinced! ”

Shao Xi was stunned by Lao Wu's words.

Oh, yes! Find a black robe and put it on Zhao Hongjin's body, and enter the General's Mansion as a mysterious person, which not only conforms to Zhao Hongjin's identity, but also maintains the mystery of this trip.

It's such a simple thing, why are you in a hurry?

"Ugh! You're right! ”