This is a riot!

The global Internet showed signs of severe congestion, and hundreds of millions of visits in an instant caused the servers to go down directly, and the various web pages became 404.

"Just ...... What's going on, I seem to have a movie-like hallucination in my head? ”

A well-informed person posted on the Internet: "Don't be surprised, this is the spiritual illusion woven by Dean Shi Mama. After being scientifically certified, we recognize it as a Category S standard competency. ”

"Ordinary people can also learn a small number of spiritual words, and they can only memorize some formulas by rote, but they can't use them flexibly."

A netizen commented: "It's like going back to my student days, racking my brains to do a math problem, fighting until late at night, and finally making it, as if there is a feeling of sunshine blooming." It's a pity that I'm just a fisherman now, and maybe the ideals of the past have long been smoothed out by the world. ”

"The road is long, I will go up and down and seek."

"I hope there will be a pure land in the world that can be used to explore knowledge."

A large number of people began to lament the lost life, perhaps when they were young, they had more or less a glimmer of beautiful dreams. It's just that time has passed, and what has been lost can never be returned.

And a whole bunch of people are blowing.

"Dean Shi Mama is really unfathomable. This trick alone is more than enough to be the dean, and even if it is not human, I think it is quite awesome. ”

"What about the fools who say that their hearts are different if they are not of my race? Do you still dare to speak ill? ”

No one dares to say bad things about it, after all, this kind of spiritual language method is really beyond the cognition of ordinary human beings, maybe the other party is unhappy and calls along the network cable.

After two minutes, the hostess explained in a professional voice: "Friends from the audience, Dean Shi Mama, who is standing on my right, is the orthodox inheritor of the Xuanwu Breathing Technique. ”

"It is understood that human breathing has only learned one-tenth of the essence of Xuanwu breathing at most."

"Dean Shi Mama is willing to improve the efficiency of human respiration on the current basis, and there is already a preliminary improved version, and the improved efficiency is about 6%, and there is still huge room for improvement after that."

At the same time, it is also thinking about how to better use breathing to break through human bottlenecks. If you have unique insights, you can also join in the discussion. Our email address is ......"

This is another big sensation, and the efficiency of breathing has increased by 6%, which is very good!

The original 100 years of hard work has become 94 years, saving 6 years in vain!

As for breaking through the bottleneck, even if it is only the first level to break through the limits of human beings, the life span will be extended to 300 years, and who is not willing?

Lord Shi Mama, who was hiding in the shell of the basalt turtle, watched the riot of public opinion on the Internet, and the refreshment in his heart was like a waterfall, pouring down.

That's exactly what it feels like!

It was in vain that it used all its strength to announce this spiritual sentence to the world, really...... Very tired!

Now old sheephead, it's your turn.

You old sheep's head, if you don't give a greeting gift, won't you be compared to me?

The "booming" helicopter, carrying the reporter's young lady, came to the eyes of the old sheep's head.

In the face of the green firelight, the reporter's sister swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and the audience friends in front of the TV were also a little confused. Although there are more bizarre monster movies and monster games in this era, this real skull sheep's head as big as a hill still scares everyone.

Everyone is discussing which one is bigger, Shi Mama or Bai Ze.

Naturally, it is impossible for the official to give any data, so people with good deeds began to guess blindly.

"Dean Bai Ze, please give a speech to the Dean of the Great Knowledge Academy!"

Old man Bai Ze was really choked by this cheap stone, although it is not the kind of competitive person, but in front of the world, it can not be compared.

It's also about saving face.

If you lose face at this moment, it will be difficult to do your work in the future.

Bai Ze could only give up the tirade that had been brewing for a long time, and said in a voice like Hong Zhong: "I... From another realm, there is a gift to human beings, called Pure Heart Bodhi Technique, which has the effect of purifying the mind and enlightening enlightenment. ”

This voice traveled far and wide from the Great Institute of Knowledge.

"Now I will give this technique to mankind."

A mysterious spiritual language came out of Bai Ze's mouth, not a human language, and the syllables were also jerky and mysterious, which could also cause hallucinations.

This passage of spiritual language seems to describe a strange-looking tree, lush and green, standing on the top of Kunlun, the people of the mountains and seas, calling it "Bodhi Tree".

One day, a saying suddenly came out that boiling tea with the leaves of the "linden tree" can make people wise and enlightened.

So overnight, the linden tree was stripped of its leaves, and even the trunk was cut down, leaving only a bare stump.

There is no more Bodhi tree in the world.

Another thousand years later, a monk who attained the Tao found the Bodhi tree with only the stump left, he sat on the stump, and sighed from the bottom of his heart: Bodhi has no tree, the mirror is not a platform, there is nothing originally, where to stir up dust.

This "Pure Heart Bodhi Technique" was created by that master, describing this story, which has the effect of purifying the mind and clearing desires.

In other words, it's a very simple mental ability!

As long as you recite this spiritual language, even if you don't practice at all, but just recite similar syllables, you also have the ability to purify your mind and eliminate thoughts.

In the current human civilization, it is not invaluable!

Even Lao Zhang was taken aback: "I didn't expect this old sheep's head to hide this hand!" ”

In fact, it's also normal, how can you be the dean if you don't hide a few hands?

Although the old sheep's head is very good at talking, he still understands the basic thick black science of interpersonal communication.

Of course, the "Pure Heart Bodhi Technique" should be a gift that has been prepared for a long time and will be given sooner or later, but it was exposed a little earlier under the squeeze of Shi Mama.

Zhang Ming silently recited a few words, and sure enough, the greed, trouble, attachment and other miscellaneous thoughts and desires in his mind dissipated slightly, producing a sense of pure and tranquil tranquility.

"I already have a lightning ability, it's useless to me, and for the majority of humans, it's really a treasure-level existence."

"Reciting a few words silently during class can improve concentration and learning speed; Recite a few words silently before the exam, and you may be able to score a few more points. ”

"Maybe soon, the corresponding phonetic transcription will be taught in school."

"I don't know, can it be used to improve spiritual attributes?"

Ms. Hulu calculated for a while and explained: [Theoretically, it will indeed increase the spiritual attribute slightly, because the more distracting thoughts a person has, the greater the spiritual internal friction, and the slower the spiritual value will increase. The firmer a person's will, the purer his life, and without too many troubles, the faster his spiritual value will increase. 】

[A study shows that the spiritual attributes of pure talents are often easier to reach the bottleneck of human limits. This is because they have a simpler lifestyle, more time to use their brainpower, and less mental exhaustion. 】

[According to the data given by foreign civilizations, a single breakthrough in the spiritual bottleneck will increase the life expectancy by about 2 times that of the physical level. 】

Zhang Ming sighed in his heart: "In other words, if you break through the physical barrier, you can live to be 300 years old; Break through the spiritual level, but you can live 600 years old. It's normal to think about it carefully, after all, the breakthrough of the mental level is much more difficult than the physique. ”

This is a very interesting conclusion, which means that great scientists, if they break through the mental bottleneck, will not die of old age so easily.

Obviously, not only did the Internet blow up, but even the staff of the Abnormal Investigation Bureau were also dancing with their eyebrows and overjoyed.

I got a spiritual ability for no reason, everyone can learn it, the lower limit has been increased, and who doesn't like it!

Zhong Yunlong, who specializes in "Soul Fire", felt it carefully, and hurriedly asked everyone: "Has it been recorded?" It is indeed an excellent method of purifying the mind, although it is simple, but it is really easy to use. ”

"It's recorded."

Zhong Yunlong said: "Try to split the syllables in it, so that everyone can pronounce it more standardly." ”

"Our experts are already doing it, but it will take some time."

Zhong Yunlong also sighed, the methods of these two deans are really incredible, and they are worthy of being divine beasts in the old mythological era.

It is indeed a blessing for mankind to have them as deans!

…

There is only one Master Shi Mama, looking at the surging public opinion, he seems to be a little unhappy, because after giving the "Pure Heart Bodhi Technique", all its limelight has been stolen by the old sheep's head.

Xiaobai hurriedly comforted it, you have already given a plan to increase the breathing technique by 6%, which is also a huge gift.

Xiaobai: (If the efficiency is doubled, isn't it easy to compare the old sheep's head with the past?) I see there are still a lot of people praising you. ）

The stinky stone snorted and fell into thought a little haughtily.

It's in a hurry!

……

……

It was a crazy sleepless night, and the grand opening ceremony ended, as if in one day, the earth's civilization had entered a new era. Countless people of insight packed their bags and prepared to go to the two research institutes in the Western Forest to see what was going on.

There are also a lot of good people who want to travel and visit - of course this is impossible, but if billions of people from all over the world come to visit, wouldn't the pure place of seeking enlightenment become a tourist attraction?

Therefore, those who come here must at least pass the first knowledge quality assessment, and those who can't even pass the first level should not come.

This is not the place for you to play.

"Outside the nickname, the inventor of muscle enhancement, Sun Taidou, has passed the knowledge assessment!"

Originally, Sun Taidou, a big celebrity in a small town, had only studied for a few days, but he had a superior demeanor.

Facing the vast number of apprentices, he said modestly: "Apprentices, martial arts hall, I won't open it, only after going to the Great Knowledge Institute for a few days, I know that there are mountains outside the mountain, and there are people outside the people, I can actually go further, so I can't waste the years here." ”

"I donated half of my belongings, and the rest will be given to you, I hope we can meet again in the future."

(End of chapter)