"Hey——! You old thing! See for yourself, as soon as you open your mouth, you fart and fart, what can I learn from you for so many years? ”

Lao Wu rolled his eyes, "When you were young, you were virtuous, full of ghost calculations, and liked to play pranks and tease others, fortunately, they are all affectionate and righteous, otherwise it will be a disaster in the world." ”

As soon as Shao Xi heard Lao Wu mention Feng Yuyan's pro-Lao Tzu, he hurriedly leaned over.

"Am I similar to that old man of mine? What was my old man like when he was young, you tell me! Do you particularly like to drink? ”

Lao Wu raised his hand to slap Shao Xi's head, and said angrily: "I am the one who likes to drink, and I am not your Lao Tzu!" What to ask? When it's time to tell you, I'll naturally tell you that I'm always so unremembered. ”

"Cut! Love to say it or not, don't say it and pull it down! ”

As he spoke, Shao Xi turned his head and leaned on the window of the carriage to continue looking at the scenery, Lao Wu took out his deformed silver wine jug and continued to drink his small wine, and both of them fell silent at this time.

After a long time, Shao Xi suddenly spoke: "When the business here is done, we will go to Yingyue Island in the South China Sea." Back then, I picked up other people's graves, took other people's martial arts cheats and weapons, and after so long, it was time to apologize to others, hoping that the lord of Wangshu Pavilion was a magnanimous person and would not break your old guy's dog legs. ”

When Shao Xi said this, his face was calm and his tone was flat, as if he was talking to himself, as if he had something on his mind, as if he was thinking of someone.

But when Lao Wu heard these words, his legs and stomach twisted hard, and he choked on the wine he swallowed halfway in his mouth, so that he kept coughing.

Isn't this a pot that doesn't open and mention, and what you're afraid of?

I ran to pick up the tomb where Shen Linyue and Guan Yucheng were buried together, although I didn't touch Shen Linyue's coffin, and Guan Yucheng's was just a well-dressed mound, but no matter how you say it, you have picked up other people's tombs and stolen other people's things.

Iniquity! I did the most immoral thing, and the things I got were not used by my young master.

Back then, he was also dying to save face, and the gifts to Muren and Wuzhina couldn't be stolen from which martial arts sect? Why do you have to dig up someone's grave? Now that I think about it, I really had a brain cramp at that time, and I don't know what I thought?

"That ......, young master! Can I not go? You can apologize for me. ”

Shao Xi turned his head and looked at Lao Wu with idiot-like eyes, as if he didn't know him.

"It was all a good thing you did back then, who will go if you don't go? And let me apologize for you? Do you want me to break your leg? If you really don't want to go, it's okay, I'll break your leg before you go, cut it off and carry it and burn it in front of someone's grave, right? ”

Lao Wu shrank his neck when he heard this, and said in his heart that this little rabbit cub is too ruthless! I have taken care of him for so many years, and now I actually threaten myself.

But what can be done? When I went to Wulong Mountain, I could still say that it was for him, and I only stole the "Taichang Heart Sutra" back then, but this time this reason is not good, and the things that were made out of the grave were not used by Shao Xi, and besides, it was for him, so it was strange that Shao Xi didn't kill him.

"Gotta gotcha, can't I go? But when the time comes, you can protect me a little, don't really let people break my legs, old man, I will rely on my body to eat all my life! If you break your leg, you're a waste, and if you want to steal anything in the future, there's no one to help you! ”

Looking at Lao Wu's cowardice, Shao Xi was amused by him. It's been so many years, this old guy has been deceived by himself so many times, and he still believes what he says.

"It's not impossible for me to help you intercede when the time comes, but you haven't taught me the art of disguise you promised to teach me until now, you old guy is too discredited! This time when I arrived at Wangshu Pavilion on Yingyue Island, if you don't teach me this disguise technique again, will you believe it or not, I will live there forever and not leave? I'll let you go to that grave every day and kowtow and apologize! ”

"Hey! Don't go too far! Anyway, I'm also your first master, and you're doing this to me? Do you still have a little conscience? ”

"Yo Yo Yo! Are you embarrassed to mention that you are my master? You have picked up the grave of the master, what kind of things have you made for me? Otherwise, you go back to the grassland and call Muren and Urina together, and let them come and intercede for you. ”

As soon as he heard this, Lao Wu wilted again, and knew that this little rabbit cub would talk about this, but he was powerless to refute it, so he could only admit it.

Logically speaking, everything Lao Wu did back then was for Shao Xi, but the two of them couldn't reason in a normal way when they were together, the key is that Shao Xi didn't reason with you.

They are like a pair of uneven bars, and if they don't agree with each other, they will rely on raising the bars to decide whether they win or lose.

"Okay, okay, I won't fight with you, anyway, if someone breaks my leg at that time, you have to provide for me, you can't leave me alone."

"Don't worry! Even if I cut off your hands and feet and cut them into meat balls, I will give you a pension, and I won't leave you alone. But I wish they had sewn your mouth shut, it's so broken. ”

"Humph! You can learn so much without me? Do you still have a little conscience? Okay, you don't learn the same, you actually learn to unload the mill and kill the donkey. ”

"Haha! Yeah! I unload the mill and kill the donkey, and I kill the head and scream the donkey. ”

“……！ Grandma's! I actually scolded myself! I'm so by you little bunny! Ignore you, don't talk to me, don't influence me to drink. ”

Lao Wu found that he had slipped away, and Shao Xi would definitely not be able to take advantage of it, so he no longer paid attention to Shao Xi and drank sullen wine alone.

Shao Xi and Lao Wu teased him for a long time, and now they felt that it was almost the same, so they stopped teasing him and lowered their heads to think about tomorrow's banquet.

As soon as he returned to the hall and entered the gate, he saw Xu Maocheng coming out in a panic.

"Lord Shao, something is wrong! Just now there was a fierce and vicious big man in this pavilion, holding a big iron ball in his hand, as soon as he came, he wanted to find you by name, Lord Shao, at this moment the person is in your room, none of us dare to provoke, for fear of being smashed into a meatloaf by him with an iron ball. ”

The fierce and vicious big man still holds an iron ball in his hand, Shao Xi doesn't have to think about it to know who this person is, he didn't expect that the two requests he made when he entered the Hajj today, Zhao Hongjin and Fu Zuoliang were arranged so quickly, it was really a shame to give himself face.

Shao Xi hurriedly took Lao Wu back to his room together, and was happy as soon as he entered the room.

I saw that the big man like an iron tower was sitting on the ground in front of the window, looking at the two chirping birds in the trees outside the window, as if listening to their quarrels, and from time to time he reached out and touched his big bald head, just like a child.

"Black Ball!"

"Fairy brother!"

Hearing someone call her name, Wu Qiu'er turned her head and saw that it was Shao Xi, grinned widely, and couldn't help but raise her hand to touch her bald head, which looked cute and cute, and did not have the feeling of being fierce and evil that Xu Maocheng said before.

Although Wu Qiu'er looks as strong as a hill and has a full beard, he is actually not very old, and he has rarely been in contact with people since he was a child, and his mind is extremely simple.

In his eyes, there is no right or wrong, people are sophisticated, whoever is great he admires, and whoever is good to him is his friend.

Since the last competition, this big fat man has decided that Shao Xi is a fairy, and the two of them ate a whole sheep together, Shao Xi's appearance and amazing amount of food also made Wu Qiuer believe that Shao Xi is the same person as himself, the reason is as simple as that.

"Fairy brother, the general told me that you came to Nanzhao, and specially told the emperor's brother that he wanted to see me, I was so happy that I couldn't wait for tomorrow, and I ran over after saying a word to the general."

Shao Xi wanted to raise his hand and pat him on the shoulder, but found that he couldn't reach his shoulder after he stood up, so he patted his arm.

"That's right! I told the little emperor that I wanted to see you, but I didn't expect you to come so quickly. It's been more than half a year since I said goodbye last time, how is it? Do you still eat enough and sleep soundly every day? Has there been any entry into the martial arts? I've made a lot of progress in the past six months! ”

Wu Qiu'er grinned and smirked: "Little brother, you are an immortal in the sky, Wu Qiu'er doesn't compete with you in martial arts, and he can't beat you anyway, if you want to compare with us, it's better to eat." I caught two baskets of fish by the river this morning, so we might as well just grill the fish in the yard and see if you eat more this time or if I eat more. ”

Shao Xi heard that he was a good guy, can he catch two baskets of fish by the river in the morning? There must be some special method, otherwise it is simply impossible for a person to catch so many fish in a morning in this day and age.

"How did you manage to catch two baskets of fish in the morning and come back?"

"It's easy! When I threw my big iron ball into the water, all the fish were stunned, and then I went down with the basket and picked them up one by one. ”

Okay! Where is this going fishing, this is simply going to fry fish, right? Shao Xi knows better than anyone how powerful the black ball is, and he can't imagine that he actually uses this ability to fry fish on weekdays, which is quite in line with his temperament.

"Good! Then we will go to the yard to grill fish to eat, in addition, this time we also brought a lot of delicious food from the Central Plains, and they are also brought to you to taste, you must remember to just taste it! Don't eat them all. ”

When Wu Qiu'er heard Shao Xi's words, she raised her hand and touched the back of her head again, smirking innocently.

Shao Xi took Lao Wu and Wu Qiu'er out of the room, and when he was about to go out, Wu Qiu'er accidentally touched his head on the door frame.

Looking at the way Wu Qiu'er rubbed his head, Shao Xi shook his head with tears and laughter, this guy is really too big.