Chapter 301: What Should I Call You?

The three of them rode through this forest for a while, and when they walked out of this wood, the scenery presented in front of them couldn't help but make the three of them marvel that there is such a fairyland-like place in this world.

I saw that in front of me is a piece of green grass, high cliffs and waterfalls, birds singing and flowers, a cloud and mist in the pavilions and water pavilions, carved beams and painted buildings, a pond of lotus flowers is erected on a white jade-like stone bridge, the bridge railing is carved with auspicious clouds and flying cranes, and the koi fish play in the water under the bridge.

After crossing the bridge, it is still a white stone pavement, jade sand is all over the ground, and at the end of the road is a building like a moon palace, with white jade as the pillar and jasper as the top, shining in the afternoon sun.

In front of the building is a circular square, also with a white stone floor, which looks like a full moon from a distance.

There is a group of women dancing swords in the square, all of them are dressed in white like snow, green silk like a waterfall, light in body, graceful in posture, like a group of fairies in the moon palace dancing, phoenix soaring, wind and snow, people can't help but admire.

Shao Xi and the three of them rode on Daqing's back, their eyes were straight, their mouths were wide open, and their saliva almost didn't come out, Daqing looked back at the three goods on his back, and shook his head, as if he was laughing at these three idiots.

"Master, you are a fairy brother, do you know where so many fairy sisters came from? I like it so much! ”

Shao Xi nodded with an idiot on his face.

"Master doesn't know where they came from? But Master likes it so much! ”

Lao Wu also looked demented, and said to himself: "I like it, I like it, I like it too, old man!" ”

"Huh?"

Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er seemed to react at once, and they turned their heads to look at Lao Wu in unison, only to see that Lao Wu was opening his mouth wide, his eyes were straight, staring directly at the group of women in the square, that obscene appearance was really worthy of Shao Xi's evaluation of his "old critic" on weekdays.

Lao Wu obviously felt that Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er were looking at him, and suddenly realized his gaffe just now, his neck seemed to freeze all of a sudden, and he still had his mouth open, just turning his eyes and glancing at Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er from the corner of his eye.

At this time, the scene was embarrassing for a while, and it was clear that this old guy was disrespectful in front of the two juniors, and he showed his eyes when he saw a beautiful woman, which was really unsightly.

Lao Wu hurriedly put away his embarrassed expression, hugged his shoulders, touched his chin like Shao Xi, and said to himself in confusion: "It's really strange! Shen Linyue herself used a sword, but why did her disciples use a sword? It's weird! ”

Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er didn't seem to hear him speak, the two of them still looked at him blankly, Lao Wu was furious by these two things, and glanced at the two of them, with a look of disgust.

"Why are you looking at me like that? Don't you look at so many beauties in front? What do you want me to do old man? I didn't have any flowers on my face. ”

"Old pervert!"

After Shao Xi finished saying this, he turned his head to look in the direction of the square with Wu Qiu'er, leaving Lao Wu alone next to him and being embarrassed to death, eager to find a crack in the ground to drill, Shao Xi's sentence completely provoked Lao Wu, and launched a rush against the two of them.

"Who is the old pervert? Aren't you two still watching? The two of you, one disciple and one apprentice, respect your master and ancestor like this? Besides, everyone has a love for beauty, what's wrong with seeing a beautiful girl and taking a few more looks? Just let you two little rabbits see it, and don't let me see the old man? I'm also a man, okay? ”

"Oh?"

Shao Xi and the others seemed to be equipped with a synchronization switch, and turned their heads to look at Lao Wu at the same time, as if they were very suspicious of Lao Wu's self-evaluation as a man, and their eyes seemed to reveal confusion.

Lao Wu was really angry by the two of them, and scolded when he opened his mouth: "Still watch, still watch!" What's so nice about me as an old man? Why don't you look at the beautiful women over there, what are you always staring at me? There's something wrong with you two little bunnies, isn't there? ”

"We're looking at men! An old and ugly old man with no woman to care for. ”

Old and ugly, this evaluation doesn't care about men and women, and whoever listens to it has to be anxious.

Lao Wu was provoked by Shao Xi at this moment, and said to Shao Xi with a white face: "Who are you talking about?" Say who's ugly? Nothing big or small! I think that I was also a chic old man, Yushu was in the wind, I don't know how many women want to give me a hug, why do you say that there are no women to take care of me? You know the! ”

"Yo Yo Yo, are you still in a hurry? You are so good at women, why did you refuse to come like a mouse and a cat when I came to Yingyue Island? Take your means to solve this matter, won't there be nothing? What are you hiding? ”

Lao Wu was stunned by Shao Xi for a while, and he held back for a long time before he came up with a sentence "Get out!" Those are two different things, and they don't come together at all. ”

Just as the three of them were sitting on the back of the ox talking about women, they did not notice that the sound of their quarrel had attracted the attention of the group of women in the square, and they found that outsiders had broken into the island, and these women had already come to the three of them.

When they realized that the situation was not right, the three of them and one cow were already surrounded by this group of women, all of them standing with their swords and their faces wary, and they did not seem to welcome their arrival.

One of the women at the head pointed the sword in her hand at the three people on the back of the ox and asked unceremoniously, "Who are you?" Dare to trespass on Yingyue Island! Don't you know that outsiders have always been unwelcome on this island? Especially men are not welcome, let alone men riding bulls, please leave quickly. ”

This made Shao Xi feel unhappy when he heard this, you don't welcome outsiders, why are you still sexist? You don't even like bulls! Besides, this cow is originally from your island, what does it have to do with us?

"This sister is really delicate and observant, and she can not only see that the three of us are men, but even the male and female of the cow can see it, and her eyes are really like torches, and her heart is bright."

The woman was stunned by Shao Xi's words, isn't this man, woman, bull, and cow just a glance? Why is it so delicate and observant? This flattery is a bit too far-fetched, isn't it?

"Where did the stupid people come from? Isn't this man and woman, bull and cow just a glance? What's so strange? ”

Shao Xixin said, you keep saying that outsiders are not welcome to come, let alone men, but at this time, don't you women all look at us with their eyes open? One by one, the mouth is not right.

"The three of us are men, of course my sister can tell at a glance, but how can my sister tell at a glance that the cow we are riding is a bull?"

The woman looked at Shao Xi like an idiot, and replied casually, "Do you still need to ask this?" This cow is so big, with such a pair of horns on its head, you can tell it to be a bull at first glance, are you trespassing to ask these frivolous questions? ”

Shao Xi asked with a wicked smile, "Oh? Are you sure you just looked at the size and horns of the cow? Didn't you look elsewhere to make sure? ”

Hearing Shao Xi's words, the woman really unconsciously looked at Daqing's body, but immediately reacted that Shao Xi was deliberately teasing her, and suddenly her face blushed to the root of her ears, and she was angry and angry.

"It's good that you are a bold disciple, you dare to deliberately laugh at me! Originally, you and others landed on the island without permission, at most, you trespassed by mistake, but now you are so presumptuous, it seems that you will not be given some punishment, I am afraid that you don't know where Yingyue Island is? ”

At this time, Lao Wu, who was sitting on the side, raised his hand and slapped Shao Xi on the back of the head, and reprimanded Shao Xi with a stern face: "You kid forgot what he came to do, right?" As soon as you get into trouble on the island, why don't you apologize to your sister soon? Angered my sister, can we still do our business? ”

Originally, Shao Xi called the woman's sister nothing, but Lao Wu was old, but he still opened his mouth to call other people's sisters, which made the woman uncomfortable.

"Shut up! Seeing that you are not young, you are so old and disrespectful, who do you call your sister? Am I that old? ”

Although Lao Wu was sitting on the back of a cow, when he heard the woman's scolding, he quickly nodded and apologized.

"I'm sorry, I'm sorry! I slipped my mouth for a while, they called you sister, and I followed suit. You're not old, you're not old at all! But what should I call you? Called the big sister? Called the eldest niece? Or is it called the eldest granddaughter? ”

The woman was stunned! This time, he didn't show that he was old, but this generation has been falling, and after a while, it has fallen to his grandchildren, and he didn't expect this old guy to make fun of himself, and he was immediately furious.

"Shut up! You old fellow isn't a good thing either! It seems that you are really crooked on the upper beam and crooked on the lower beam, if you don't teach you a good lesson today, I'm afraid you don't know the power of Yingyue Island! ”

As she spoke, as soon as the woman jumped up, she stabbed at Lao Wu with a sword, and Lao Wu was originally sitting in the position of the cow's buttocks, but the woman was forced to take the sword, and in a panic, she slipped off the cow's ass and fell directly to the ground.

"Ouch, my mother! Big girl, your temper is too hot! I just wanted to ask what to call you, how do you say do it? ”

"You old man, you still call me big sister? Look at the sword! ”

"Oops! So what do you want me to call you? Big niece! Oh no! Big granddaughter! I said, can you stop fighting? Can't I call me whatever you want me to call? Can you call your aunt and grandmother? ”

When the woman heard this, she became even more angry.

"Whose grandmother is it? Your grandmother must be over 100 years old, right? Do I look like an old woman in her hundreds? ”

Lao Wu was chased by the woman with a sword and circled around Daqing, full of depression.

"And what do you want me to call you? It's not okay to call granddaughter, it's not okay to call aunt and grandmother, why are you so difficult to speak? I said, can you stop chasing? How could you bully a little old man like this? ”

Shao Xi sat on the back of the cow and turned his head back and forth to watch the two of them spin in circles below, laughing so much that he almost fell off the cow's back.

"Old fellow, is this how you deal with women? Why does it look a little miserable? ”