Chapter 547: Three Living Treasures of the Living World
When Shao Xi and the others followed Zhao Qiaoyun into the private room, the scene in front of them almost made Shao Xi laugh directly on the spot.
I saw that at this time, Han Shaoguang was putting his arms around Zheng Yuanxiu's neck and pouring wine into his mouth, and the three of them, including Zhang Chong, were all disheveled, and half of their robes had been taken off.
The funniest thing is that everyone still has several chopsticks stuck in their heads, and I don't know what kind of drinking order they are doing? It seems that if you lose, you will not only be punished for drinking, but also have other additional punishments.
Zhang Chong, who was sitting on the side, watched Han Shaoguang and Zheng Yuanxiu messing around there, grinning with a big mouth, and his face was also red from drinking, it seemed that the three of them had drunk a lot.
Looking at the scene in front of him, Shao Xi couldn't help but curse in his heart, you three fools really don't have any consciousness at all, are you still the parents of Wanxian County? These are obviously three drunkards!
I don't know why the officials of the county government and the shopkeeper of the Bafang Inn praised them as if there was nothing in the sky and on the earth? Or the old man of the blue sky, the county master? How can these goods look like officials?
Zhang Chong is okay, he was originally a rough man and has been catching heads, but you Han Shaoguang and Zheng Yuanxiu are students from the Bailu Academy in Daliang City, Kyoto, and now they are local officials, how did they become such virtues?
Aren't you afraid of damaging your image as a parent?
Looking at these unorthodox guys in front of him, Shao Xi couldn't help but have a headache for a while, if he got them into the court, the ghost knows how many jokes would be made?
Zhao Qiaoyun, who walked into the private room first, was also embarrassed when he saw the scene in front of him.
Not to mention that Zhang Chong drank and drank like this, the two county officials with the highest status in Wanxian County in front of him were bumped into by themselves at this time, and they really couldn't bear to look at them directly.
Han Shaoguang and Zheng Yuanxiu are really two guys, as long as they are not embarrassed, they are embarrassed by others.
"Ahem!"
Shao Xi saw that the three of them didn't notice that someone walked in at the door, so he coughed deliberately twice.
The first to notice Shao Xi and the others was Zheng Yuanxiu, who was being poured wine, because the direction he was sitting in at this time was facing the door.
When he saw Shao Xi and the others, his eyes widened, and he raised his hand to point in the direction of the door and kept shaking his fingers, but he could only make a "woo woo" sound in his mouth, and he couldn't speak at all.
As soon as he opened his mouth to speak, he was poured into his mouth by Han Shaoguang with a glass of wine, choking Zheng Yuanxiu and almost squirting out, but his eyes were still staring at the door, and his raised hand was still shaking like a stroke.
I saw Han Shaoguang pouring wine and saying angrily: "What are you shaking?" If you lose, you have to drink, and you still want to play tricks on the good rules? If you have any, drink this glass of wine first. ”
At this time, Zhang Chong seemed to realize something, turned his head along Zheng Yuanxiu's fingers, and saw Shao Xi and Zhao Qiaoyun at a glance.
Seeing Zhao Qiaoyun had already surprised him, he and the two adults came out to drink, although he had greeted Zhao Qiaoyun in advance, but he didn't expect Zhao Qiaoyun to come here in person.
What surprised him even more was that the person standing next to Zhao Qiaoyun turned out to be Shao Xi!
At this time, Zhang Chong's head seemed to explode, and it "buzzed" for a moment.
Although he has long been familiar with Shao Xi and Lao Wu, he knows the identities of these two very well.
If they met on an ordinary occasion, maybe he wouldn't be so panicked, but the picture in the private room at this time was really embarrassing.
The scene where he and the county magistrate and the county Cheng were going out to look at each other was bumped into by this Lord Shao, how can this be explained? Isn't explanation a cover-up? Isn't cover-up the same as facts?
Even if he had a common friendship with Shao Xi a year ago, there is indeed something that cannot be said about this situation now.
Zhang Chong, who was already drunk, was like being splashed with a basin of ice water on his head, and he couldn't help but feel excited, and he woke up most of the time at once, and before he could speak, he knelt on the ground with a "plop".
It doesn't matter if you kneel or not, kneeling down makes this scene even more weird.
Because Zhang Chong was sitting on the other side of the wine table, only his head was exposed above the table when he knelt down, and he was next to the table, and when he knelt, his body leaned a little towards the table.
As a result, after kneeling, the whole person's head was as if it was on the table, and Shao Xi almost couldn't help laughing on the spot.
Han Shaoguang, who found that Zhang Chong was kneeling, still didn't notice Shao Xi and the others at the door at this time, but just pulled his neck and asked Zhang Chong: "Zhang Chong, have you drunk too much, and your feet are soft from drinking?" Okay, why are you on your knees? I didn't punish you. ”
Zhang Chong didn't reply, but stared at the direction of the door with a pair of big eyes like Zheng Yuanxiu, raised his hand to the same height as his head, and pointed to the door like a beckoning cat.
At this time, Han Shaoguang realized that Zheng Yuanxiu and Zhang Chong's attention was in the direction of the door behind him at this time, so he also turned his head to look at the door.
When he saw Shao Xi, the whole person was stunned all of a sudden, his eyes widened, and he looked at Shao Xi blankly with his mouth wide open.
At this time, the atmosphere in the room seemed to freeze all of a sudden, and the result was that Han Shaoguang, Zheng Yuanxiu, and Zhang Chong were all in a very strange posture, as if the picture was frozen and motionless on the spot, all of them looked demented.
Zheng Yuanxiu's hand was still raised in mid-air, and wine was still dripping from the corner of his mouth, completely looking like Alzheimer's.
And Zhang Chong's hand that was raised to the side of his head and pointed at Shao Xi stopped in the air like that, turning himself into a real beckoning cat.
Han Shaoguang's hand that poured wine into Zheng Yuanxiu was still holding the wine glass and stopped at Zheng Yuanxiu's mouth, one foot stepped on the chair, and he turned around to look at Shao Xi.
At this time, if Shao Xi had a camera in his hand, he would take pictures of them and let them see his virtue.
In this way, everyone present was stunned for a while as if they had been pointed.
In the end, it was Lao Wu who broke this embarrassing scene, I saw him walk in, pull a chair and sit down, pick up the wine jug and pour himself a glass of wine.
looked at Shao Xi with a wine glass, turned his head to look at the three goods, and asked, "Aren't you tired?" Are you going to stay like this until tomorrow? ”
At this time, a few people reacted, Han Shaoguang threw down the wine glass in his hand and rushed to Shao Xi, hugged Shao Xi, patted Shao Xi's back regardless of it, and kept saying in his mouth, "Brother Shao, we finally see you again, we finally see you again!" ”
His sudden slap made Shao Xi almost catch a breath, and before he could push Han Shaoguang away, Zheng Yuanxiu also pounced, and kept shouting, "It's really Brother Shao, it's really Brother Shao, hahaha!" ”
As a result, the three of them hugged each other like this, and the two guys didn't give Shao Xi a chance to speak at all, and kept asking when Shao Xi came back from Nanzhao? How did you come to Wanxian? Did the Holy One send him some new errand?
In short, the two big men are like the parents of the streets and alleys, and the mother-in-law of the Li family is short, asking noisily and non-stop.
"Oops! I said, do you two still look like readers? Even my old fellow can't stand it anymore.
"You left the Egret Academy, you left the Kyoto Daliang, and now that you have no constraints here, why are you missing the image of a student at all?
"I'll sit back honestly for the old man, what do you have to say slowly, what do you look like a woman?"
When Lao Wu said this, Han Shaoguang and Zheng Yuanxiu reacted, and as soon as the two of them shrank their necks, they really sat back in their seats in a proper manner.
They are very aware of Lao Wu's status in Shao Xi's heart, and as elders who teach them face-to-face, they also have to listen honestly.
At this time, Shao Xi finally breathed a sigh of relief, and looked at these two living treasures with a crying and laughing expression.
As soon as I pulled up a chair and sat down, I realized that the head on the table was still blinking with two eyes, looking at me stupidly.
Shao Xi couldn't help it at this moment, pointed at Zhang Chong and asked with a smile, "Are you treating yourself as a dish?" Are you going to use this head of yours to make me drink? ”
When Shao Xi said this, Zhang Chong also reacted, and quickly got up and walked around the table to Shao Xi and Lao Wu, kneeling on his knees and bowing his hands.
With a look of panic, he said: "The villain Zhang Chong has seen the two adults, and the villain has shown his appearance in front of the two adults, and he begs the two adults not to blame, and the villain will make amends to the two adults." ”
As he spoke, Zhang Chong kowtowed to Shao Xi and Lao Wu.
Of course, Shao Xi and Lao Wu knew why Zhang Chong was scared like this.
Joke! Isn't it damaging the image of the court officials that you are not talking about serious matters with your parents and officials in the county office, but actually come to the restaurant to drink and have fun, and make nonsense wantonly?
Now that he was hit by Shao Xi and caught, of course he knew that he was in trouble.
In ancient times, it was considered an illegal act to take a superior official out to mess around, and the crime was called "breaking the law".
Whether Zhang Chong took Han Shaoguang and Zheng Yuanxiu out, or the two of them came out with Zhang Chong, as the people who worked under them, not only did they not say anything to dissuade them, but they followed them to mess around like this.
Han Shaoguang and Zheng Yuanxiu may be more culpable than him, and if officials mess around while going out, which leads to adverse consequences, they may be considered guilty of crimes such as "disrespect" or "disrespect."
Their behavior may be punished very severely in this era, and I don't know what these two guys are thinking in their heads?
has become a local parent official, and he is still so nonsense!
This was bumped into by Shao Xi, if this was bumped into by other officials sent by the DPRK and China to inspect, none of them would be able to escape, and they would all have to walk around without eating.
"Ahem! Before you talk about the old days, give me an explanation! ”