Chapter 605: It's the Ugly Curse
He had already rested in the barracks for two days, and the person who returned to Wuhai City to deliver the letter had also returned, so the matter of arranging for the princess to return to Wuhai City could not be delayed any longer.
The generals of the military camp arranged the most elite hundred cavalry escorts, and although Shao Xi and the caravan at this time also had the name of escorting Princess Alia, they actually didn't have to worry about Alia's safety at all, and the way to Wuhai City was naturally much easier.
When everyone packed up and was ready to leave, Shao Xi found that Lao Wu, the old guy, didn't know where he had gone, so he asked Fu Biao and Wu Qiu'er, but the two of them didn't know either.
Just as Shao Xi was about to go to look for it, he saw that this old guy came out of nowhere.
Shao Xi was already riding on the horse, but when he turned around and saw Lao Wu's appearance, he suddenly fell off the horse directly.
Fu Biao saw Shao Xi fall off the horse well, and hurriedly ran over to help Shao Xi, but saw Shao Xi with a strange expression, raised his hand and pointed in the direction he was looking at, as if he was stimulated by something.
Fu Biao looked in the direction of Shao Xi's finger, but he was also dumbfounded, as if he had seen some monster.
It's no wonder that the two of them have such expressions, and the old Wu who appeared in front of them at this time has completely subverted their previous impressions.
I saw that his hair was neatly combed, he was dressed in a snow-white robe, and he was shaking a paper folding fan in his hand, although the hunched appearance could not be changed for a while, but Lao Wu had straightened his waist as much as possible.
He swayed as he walked, obviously thinking that he was a handsome boy, but the robe he was wearing was extremely inappropriate, and it was obviously much larger.
The hem of the robe dragged to the ground, the front hem even stumbled, the shoulders drooped loosely, and the wide and long sleeves of the robe were barely pushed up to his wrists, piled up on his arms, and the whole person looked as if he had been packed into a noodle bag.
That's it! Lao Wu still seemed to feel good, and he shook his head when he walked, not feeling that he looked ridiculous at all.
Shao Xi sat on the ground and stared at Lao Wu for a long time, then stood up, turned his head to Fu Biao and asked, "Do you see clearly?" What's that thing coming over here? β
Fu Biao was stunned by Shao Xi's question, turned his head and looked at Lao Wu carefully.
"Family master, that should be Senior Wu, right? But why does it look a little awkward? β
"Are you sure it's the old guy? How do I look like a monkey? β
"Really? I'll take a look at it again. β
When Fu Biao turned his head and wanted to take a closer look, he saw Lao Wu accidentally stepped on the front hem of his robe, and directly lay on the ground with a "dog snatching".
This time, not only Shao Xi, but everyone who saw it burst into laughter.
Lao Wu got up with an embarrassed face, and trotted all the way to Shao Xi and Fu Biao with the front hem of his robe.
scolded angrily: "Look at a fart!" Old man, you won't recognize me when I change my clothes? You've never seen me so handsome and dashing, have you? β
Shao Xi walked in front of Lao Wu, and circled around Lao Wu three times left and right, so that Lao Wu's head was dizzy.
"How? People rely on clothes and horses to rely on saddles, I can't imagine that the old man and I are so fresh and handsome, right? Except that I'm a little older, how do I compare to the Chu Liuxiang in your mouth? β
Shao Xi circled around Lao Wu a few times and stopped, looked at Lao Wu with a blank look on his face for a long time, and suddenly laughed out loud with a "poof".
The next thing is to laugh more and more wildly, the more you laugh, the more out of control, and finally even kneel on the ground and desperately pound the ground with your fists, and the whole person almost laughs and loses his breath.
He smiled like this, making Lao Wu laugh and panic, looked at Shao Xi inexplicably, and said angrily: "Laugh a fart!" Let me tell you, old man, I'm no worse than you when I clean up, I'm afraid you're not stimulated, and you can't accept it all of a sudden, right? β
Shao Xi was already laughing so much that he was about to faint, knelt on the ground and raised his hand to give Lao Wu a thumbs up.
"You can do it, you can do it! You are really extraordinary, old guy, you are really courageous, I will not accept anyone in my life, I will obey you!
"Can you tell me which crew you stole this outfit from? Hurry up and return it! Don't interfere with people's normal shooting. β
When Lao Wu heard this, his eyes widened.
"What stolen? This is what I got from the caravan, and besides, what crew do you keep mentioning, what is that crew? β
At this time, Shao Xi was already out of breath laughing, and Fu Biao beside him was already flushed.
He really wanted to laugh, but he was afraid that laughing would be disrespectful to Lao Wu, and this feeling of wanting to laugh and not laughing was really uncomfortable.
"I beg you, old fellow! You'd better put it back on! It's still the original dress that looks comfortable, and I'm embarrassed if you're not embarrassed by the way you look now. β
Lao Wu looked down at himself, then reached out and pulled the robe on his body, raised his head and looked at Shao Xi a little confused, and then looked at Fu Biao.
He asked, "Is there anything wrong with that?" Isn't the dress I changed looking good? I think it's pretty good! Isn't that Bai Gongzi also dressed like me? I'm not much worse than him, am I? β
Fu Biao held back his laughter so that his expression was already uglier than crying, and Shao Xi was obviously laughing at this time, and the whole person waved his hands, and he was speechless at this time.
Only Wu Qiu'er next to him still had a silly expression, looking at the inexplicable actions of the few people in front of him, he didn't understand why his master had become like this? He didn't understand why his master was laughing so much that he almost died.
just opened his mouth and asked, "Master, why did you find a bag to pack yourself?" β
This sentence directly made Shao Xi laugh and go away, and Fu Biao helped pat his chest and back for a long time before he eased up.
And Lao Wu was almost angry when he heard this, and jumped to his feet and scolded Wu Qiu'er: "You fool knows a fart!" What bag? It's a robe, it's a robe! Do you have any insight? How did your master teach you? β
Wu Qiu'er touched her bald head, raised her hand and pointed at Shao Xi, who was already laughing next to her.
"Shouldn't the robe be the kind that Master wears? Is this one worn by the ancestor also called a robe? How does it look like a cloth bag? β
Lao Wu was so angry by Wu Qiu'er's words that he sat on the ground, he understood at this time, he couldn't even look down on people like Wu Qiu'er, but he thought about why he was laughed at by Shao Xi like that when he was dressed at this time.
He is really unwilling, they are all robes, why is he wearing a human appearance on that stinky boy, and even his disciples and grandchildren will laugh at him when he wears it?
Obviously, he didn't look bad when he was young, why did he get mixed up like this now?
Shao Xi never dreamed that Lao Wu was serious when he said that he wanted to change his image, he only thought that Lao Wu was casually talking, but he didn't expect this old guy to make such a foreign appearance.
Before, he just laughed at Lao Wu for being an old thief, but who knew that the old guy couldn't think about it so much, and made himself like a puppet.
With his current outfit, if he shows his lifeless body method again, I'm afraid that he will really fall to the point where he won't even die.
People are originally obscene, with a hunched waist, even if they wear a python robe, they don't look like a prince, Shao Xi really doesn't understand what Lao Wu thinks in his heart, how did he have the courage to dress himself up in the style of a child?
Even if he just wears the clothes of a business house shopkeeper like Sun Lichang, at most he will only look like he is dressed as a rich man, but now that he is nondescript, he is not afraid to go out and scare others.
What I knew was that the clothes were not the right size, and those who didn't know thought that the dried corpses in the desert had crawled out.
At this time, Alia, who came out of the tent, heard the giggling and laughing, and walked over out of curiosity.
When she saw Lao Wu's dress at a glance, the whole person was stunned, stood there and looked at Lao Wu in a daze for a long time, and finally couldn't help but raise her hand and press her veiled face.
She couldn't laugh, the wound on his face had just begun to heal, and if he laughed at this time, he was afraid that the wound would burst open.
In order not to let her vision be affected by this shock, Aria hurriedly turned around and mounted her horse, beckoning the cavalry to hurry up.
The team left the barracks and slowly marched in the northwest direction, and the caravan also followed, Shao Xi was afraid that he would be laughed at if he took Lao Wu to follow the large team, so several people followed from a distance.
Lao Wu rode on the horse, taking off his robe, muttering that he didn't know what he was muttering, and it could be seen that he was very dissatisfied with Shao Xi's ridicule, but he also seemed to understand that he had made a joke in front of everyone today.
Shao Xi was like being laughed at, he couldn't help but laugh, but he laughed out loud from time to time.
Fu Biao simply didn't even look at Lao Wu, but just followed closely behind Shao Xi, not daring to look at Lao Wu at all.
Wu Qiu'er rode on top of his big camel, looking at the strange appearance of his master and ancestor, only a look of confusion remained.
He pondered, didn't the master just find a cloth bag to put himself up? Why did Master laugh like this?
Speaking of which, why did the ancestor find a bag to pack himself?
From the barracks to Wuhai City, it took almost three or four days for people and horses to walk slowly along the way, but Shao Xi laughed like a psychotic for a while, laughed for a while, and laughed all the way for three or four days.
In the end, Lao Wu Xiao was really anxious, and he gave Shao Xi a slap when he went up.
"Laugh and laugh, you laugh ass! I've changed my clothes, and you're still smiling? It's a big deal, the old man will find a well-fitting one to wear next time, will you laugh like this? β
Shao Xi forcibly calmed down his emotions and forcibly forbade himself to stop laughing.
said to Lao Wu seriously: "Lao Wu, you listen to the young master's advice, don't toss around, this has nothing to do with clothes at all, it is your reason." β
"The reason for my people? What's wrong with me? β
"emmm......, ugly!"
"......, how ugly is it?"
"It's ugly!"
"......, how ugly is it?"
How do you describe this? It's just a lot uglier than the average ugly ......, huh? Lao Wu, isn't your flask out of wine? What are you doing with it? β
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"Oops! Lao Wu, what are you doing? Why did you hit me on the head with a flask? β
"Little rabbit, it's light for me to smash your head, you dare to scold the old man for being ugly? See how I teach you today. β
"Hey...... Oops......! I'll just tell you the truth, why are you so angry? β
"You fart! Who do you scold for being ugly and who doesn't get angry? β
Shao Xi saw that the situation was not good, so he ran away, and Lao Wu rode a horse and chased after him.
Fu Biao and Wu Qiu'er were stupid, and said in their hearts, when did this old and young man have such a big feud?
Shao Xi was running in front of him, and he was muttering at the same time.
"Hey......! I said don't chase it, okay? I was wrong, I was wrong! β
Lao Wu was completely unrelenting in the back.
"Are you wrong? What's wrong with you? Didn't you call me ugly? Today I'm going to take a good look at how handsome you are! β
"Don't don't, can't I say the wrong thing? You're handsome, you're the most handsome! That's all right, right? Hey, I'll go! Old man, why do you still use knives? β
Lao Wu chased after Shao Xi all the way with a short blade and beat his ass with the fine moon, and Shao Xi fled towards the front in embarrassment.
The old man and the young man went all the way from the back of the team to the front, and even left the cavalry and caravan far behind, looking at Sun Lichang and Aliya with a confused face.
The heart said, aren't these two good people on weekdays? Why did you get started? Looking at this posture, it seems that Shao Gongzi made Senior Wu very angry, which one is this trouble?
Sun Lichang came out of the team and grabbed Fu Biao, who was about to catch up, and asked, "Brother Fu, what's wrong with this Shao Gongzi and Senior Wu?" Why does it look like Senior Wu is very angry? β
Fu Biao is a person with a normal brain, he naturally can't understand Shao Xi and Lao Wu, and this pair of living treasures often laugh and scold for some inexplicable reasons.
just shook his head helplessly, and only replied to Sun Lichang, "Because it's ugly!" β
After speaking, he also chased out in the direction of Shao Xi and Lao Wu, leaving Sun Lichang alone in the wind.
"Ugly? Who is ugly? What is the reason for this? β
What even Fu Biao couldn't understand, Sun Lichang naturally couldn't understand.
Only the black ball, who came up slowly on a camel, was still leisurely nibbling on the bread in his hand, looking like he didn't care about himself.
Sun Lichang was also curious at this time, so he asked Wu Qiu'er what was going on, and Wu Qiu'er's answer was more concise and to the point.
"Ugly!"
Sun Lichang was even more confused!
The heart said that these immortals, how can they talk in this style today? What the hell is going on? Why can you make trouble just because of an "ugly"?
I have never seen this senior Wu get so angry before, and I have never seen Shao Gongzi chased so embarrassed, but the result is because he is "ugly", which is really incomprehensible.
Instead, Alia looked at the childlike behavior of several people with a smile on her face, and she didn't need to ask to know why.
Lao Wu's appearance was also seen by her before, if it weren't for her identity and the wound on her face, it is estimated that she would have laughed a long time ago.
From leaving Yulong Pass and returning to Wuhai Country, the way back to Wuhai Country has endured too much depression, and it is rare to have a somewhat joyful atmosphere at this time.