Chapter 665: BMW Famous Red Rabbit

Fortunately, Shao Xi reacted quickly, otherwise it would have become a large-scale car accident scene all of a sudden.

Although Shao Xi reacted in time and made a tumbling action, he still made himself disgraced, and even had some slight abrasions on his face, needless to say, that embarrassed look.

At this time, Lao Wu had an expression of "sure enough", and immediately seized this opportunity to mock Shao Xi.

"Oops! Our young master is really a maverick, and even the means of taming the horse are different, dare to ask the young master This posture of getting off the horse is your new originality? ”

Shao Xi was ridiculed by Lao Wu, and he was already scolding in his heart, but his embarrassed appearance really didn't have the confidence to raise the bar with Lao Wu.

In order to alleviate the embarrassment, he deliberately dusted off his robe and put on a reasonable appearance.

"Hmmm! I just want to try this horse's temperament first, the ordinary dismounting posture is too boring, so dismounting is different! ”

Lao Wu saw that Shao Xi was still so hard-mouthed at this time, and he couldn't laugh anymore.

continued to tease Shao Xi: "Yes, yes, yes! How can our young master be the same as others?

"Others get off the horse and land with their feet first, but our young master gets off the horse and lands on the ground first, which is something that others can't learn.

"I don't know where the young master plans to land first next time? Is it with the back or with the butt? ”

Shao Xi saw that Lao Wu was mocking him endlessly, and the boss was immediately unhappy, with his hands crossed on his waist, looking at the sweaty BMW in front of him.

He replied to Lao Wu: "You don't care where Young Master Ben lands first!" As long as I tame this horse, how to get off the horse depends on the mood of the master, if you are not convinced, try it. ”

Lao Wu smiled evilly, squinted at Shao Xi, grinned, and said, "This horse is not what I want to get back, old man, it's good for me to help you steal it."

"Don't expect the cook to feed you food, it's up to you to eat or not, it's useless to have a bare mouth."

Although Shao Xi was ten thousand unconvinced in his heart, he was really powerless to refute Lao Wu's words, shaking his head and sulking there.

The heart said that he was so ugly today, I don't know how long I will be laughed at by this old guy?

If he couldn't tame the sweaty horse in front of him, this old guy would definitely laugh at himself about this matter from time to time in the future.

Nothing can be said to leave him with a laughing stock.

Shao Xi suddenly became stubborn, and walked in front of the horse with his shoulders crossed.

"I'm talking about you! Obediently let me ride on you, we have nothing to do, otherwise don't blame me for being unkind to you! ”

The sweaty BMW seemed to understand Shao Xi's words, turned up his upper lip and bared out a row of big horse teeth, and hissed "shhhh

It was like laughing at Shao Xi, as if he was saying to Shao Xi: "If you have the ability, you will come!" ”

Seeing this, Lao Wu laughed behind Shao Xi and said, "Look at your ability, you talk harshly to a horse, even the horse despises you, where is your face going?" ”

This can make Shao Xi angry!

It's okay to be ridiculed by Lao Wu, but now even a horse dares to laugh at himself, don't you want to lose face?

Without saying a word, he took three steps and two steps to the front of the sweaty horse, jumped on the horse's back again, grasped the reins with both hands, and clasped the horse's belly with both feet, and pulled the reins to compete with the horse.

That sweaty BMW is a well-known violent temperament in the West, and at this age, he already knows human nature, and when he sees that Shao Xi wants to be himself, of course he is not convinced.

So he raised his two front hooves, and the whole horse stood up, trying to lift Shao Xi off the horse again.

But this time Shao Xi was prepared, he pulled the reins tightly in his hands, and his feet were tightly buckled on the horse's belly, although his butt slid backwards, he still didn't slip off the horse's back after all.

Seeing that this trick was not good, as soon as the two front hooves landed, they raised their two hind hooves and wanted to push Shao Xi down from the front again.

This action is commonly known as "slapping", that is, the action that threw Shao Xi down before, and this action is very uncomfortable for Shao Xi who does not have a saddle and stirrups.

Because the horse's two front hooves were raised, he could prevent himself from slipping backwards by tightening the reins and tightening the horse's belly, but now he was bouncing his ass off the horse.

At this time, if the feet are not buckled tightly, they will be directly swept out from the direction of the horse's head, which is how Shao Xi's face hit the ground just now.

However, this time Shao Xi seems to have been mentally prepared.

When his ass left the horse's back, he suddenly clasped his feet around the horse's belly, leaned forward and lay directly on the horse, and his hands tightly wrapped around the horse's neck.

Although this time also bounced him high, he managed to barely stabilize his body and did not fall off the horse.

The sweaty BMW saw that his front and back failed to work, so he simply came up with a set of combos.

I saw it jumping back and forth on the spot with its four hooves, trying to throw Shao Xi off his back with this repeated action.

After several iterations, Shao Xi finally found a way to deal with it.

No matter how you jump, anyway, your feet are clasped on the horse's belly, and the whole person lies on the horse, hugging the horse's neck and beating you to death.

The sweaty horse was spinning in circles in place like this, jumping constantly, and Shao Xi lay on the horse's back, and his buttocks were upside and down like a dog skin plaster.

Such a toss made the dust fly everywhere, and the sand raised by the horse's hooves on the ground was all over Lao Wu and Wuqiu'er, making the two of them seem to have just come out of the ground.

Lao Wu patted the sand on his body and head while spitting out the sand in his mouth.

shouted at Shao Xi angrily: "Are you good kid?" There's sand everywhere, and I haven't eaten yet, old man! You're full of sand, how long do you have to toss? ”

Shao Xi was lying on the horseback and was so upset that his internal organs were about to vomit, and the facial features on his face were misplaced.

also chirped, but intermittently shouted: "You are noisy...... What the hell...... Noisy! Do you think I'm ...... Don't want to stop...... Is it? There is a ...... Things you make it ...... Stop ...... Come! ”

Lao Wu looked at the posture in front of him, where did he dare to go over? But the mouth is still not idle.

"Phew! You think I'm stupid? Why let me go? I didn't provoke it, you can play with it yourself! I'll go rest for a while, old man. ”

After saying that, Lao Wu, the old guy, really left Shao Xi and Wu Qiu'er alone.

A person climbed into the flatbed carriage, lay directly on the blanket where the sweaty BMW was lying, crossed Erlang's legs and closed his eyes to recuperate.

Shao Xi was lying on the back of the horse and looked at Lao Wu's business, looking at the lively appearance, eager to rush over and kick him off the carriage.

But at this time, he was lying on the back of the horse and was torn to death, and he could only complain helplessly.

"You're ...... Old thing, Jinnyima didn't ...... Humanity, my ...... Bones are ...... It's almost upside down, you actually ...... Dare you say it...... Cool words? You wait! Look back...... How do I ...... What are you looking for...... Do you settle accounts? ”

"Reckoning? You'd better take care of yourself first! Beware of your buttocks being turned into four petals, and think about what position you should use when you go to the hut in the future. ”

Shao Xi's eyes were about to be angry with Lao Wu, this old guy was so inappropriate, he actually seized this opportunity to laugh at himself wildly, and when he turned around, he had to settle accounts with him and get this face back.

But now that he thinks about it, he really can't care about anything else.

I was thrown by the horse, and I felt that my brain was now shaken, and my waist and neck were about to be broken.

I thought that this person and a horse would continue to stalemate like this, but I didn't expect that sweaty BMW to be full of spirituality.

Seeing that he couldn't throw Shao Xi off his body in an ordinary way, he suddenly fell to the ground, rolled on the spot, and rolled directly from Shao Xi's body.

At this moment, Shao Xi is boiled catfish with endive and cabbage - bitter and big-mouthed.

The horse cost seven or eight hundred pounds, to say the least, although it only rolled over his body, but this weight pressed over his body, Shao Xi felt like he had been crushed by a big crusher.

It was already shaken like a yellow egg, and then it was pressed by the sweaty horse, Shao Xi only felt that the sky was spinning for a while, his stomach was surging, and he actually spit out "wow".

That's good! Not to mention the little thing I ate in the morning, I even vomited out what I ate the night before.

Shao Xi looked at the large pool of vomit in front of him, and couldn't help but sigh again, and now he knew that he could also make himself nauseous.

I couldn't help cursing in my heart, in fact, he didn't know what he was scolding, who was he scolding? Anyway, I really want to scold my mother at this time.

Now that he is also a seven-grade "Qi Realm" master, he didn't expect to be tossed like this by a horse.

If this spreads, it will be too embarrassing!

Lao Wu, who was lying on the flatbed carriage, tilted his head, looked at Shao Xi's miserable appearance, and actually patted his thigh and laughed.

He also lost no time in sneering at Shao Xi: "Good guy! Being tossed into this virtue by a four-legged beast, you are also the first person who has never been seen before or since!

"I have to write this down well, if one day you really become famous in the world, this bit of black material will definitely be very valuable!"

Shao Xi was already vomiting very uncomfortable, and he was depressed in his heart, and at this time, he heard Lao Wu still ridicule himself like this.

couldn't help but scold: "I'll fuck your uncle!" You old bastard don't help it, forget it, you're still chirping there, are you going to let me teach you a lesson before taming it? ”

Lao Wu saw that Shao Xi was really anxious, and immediately shrank his neck silently, and continued to choose to lie flat on the carriage, anyway, you Shao Xi can toss as much as you like, I will sleep my big sleep.

As Shao Xi's apprentice, Wu Qiu'er saw that his master was so embarrassed at this moment, so he hurriedly ran over to help Shao Xi beat his back.

But with the strength of his hand, it's okay not to beat it, this beat Shao Xi so much that he spit out two more mouthfuls of "wow".

Shao Xi raised his hand, opened Wuqiu'er's hand, and reprimanded angrily: "You are still beating, you are still beating?" Beat your sister, pound! Don't think I've vomited enough? ”

How do you know that after hearing Shao Xi's words, Wu Qiu'er, raised his hand and touched his big bald head.

With a look of embarrassment, he said to Shao Xi: "Master, I'm really sorry! Wuqiuer has been an orphan since she was a child, and she has no sister, so she can't beat it! ”

Shao Xi rolled his eyes in anger at Wu Qiu'er, and almost spurted out a mouthful of old blood.

"Holy! How could I have these two of you? Stay away from me, too! ”

"Oh!"

Wu Qiu'er was obedient, turned around and walked to the carriage where Lao Wu was lying, sat on the ground, leaned on the wheels of the carriage and looked lively.

Shao Xi looked up at Lao Wu and Wu Qiu'er, the two living treasures of the world, and felt depressed again.

But this is not the time to compete with the two of them, Shao Xi looked at the big teeth bared not far away, as if he was laughing at his sweaty BMW, and at this time he was already a little bloody.

One jumped into the air, unleashed the claw gesture of the Qiankun hand of Wulong Mountain, and a giant hand transformed into vitality grabbed the neck of the sweaty horse.

Before the person landed, the vitality claw was already buckled on the horse's neck, Shao Xi twisted his wrist, and the sweaty BMW fell down in the air and pressed it to the ground.

The sweaty horse didn't seem to have thought that Shao Xi would have such a hand, and he could put himself down without being next to him.

At this time, he was pressed to the ground by Shao Xi and kicked with four hooves, trying to get up, but he was firmly held down by the vitality claw, and no matter how he struggled, he couldn't turn over and stand up, and he was so anxious that he let out a burst of hiss.

From the hissing sound, it could be heard that it was violently violent, as if it wanted to stand up and kick Shao Xi to death.

Shao Xi also lost his temper at this time, urging the vitality in his body to clasp the big hand of vitality on the horse's neck, pressing it to the ground and letting it struggle.

No matter how the sweaty BMW kicked his legs and turned over, he could never break free from Shao Xi's hands.

I don't know how long it took to stalemate, but the neighing sound of the horse gradually changed, from the initial reluctance and anger to a low and painful one.

In the end, it became intermittent, as if begging Shao Xi to let him go.

Shao Xi shouted at the sweaty horse: "His grandmother's, are you convinced?" If you don't accept the master, I will strangle you here today! ”

The horse changed from the poignant sound of "chirping" at the beginning to the low sound of "chirping", and finally expressed its taming intention to Shao Xi.

From this moment on, it completely bowed its head to Shao Xi, and was willing to admit that Shao Xi had become its new master, and let him drive and ride.

Shao Xi saw that the sweaty BMW finally softened, so he withdrew his vitality and withdrew the vitality hand that was buckled around the horse's neck.

The sweaty horse finally gained freedom, and one turned over and stood up from the ground, shook the sand on his body, walked to Shao Xi lightly with small steps, and rubbed his head on Shao Xi's shoulder, indicating tame.

Shao Xi patted its forehead and said contentedly: "I don't know what your name used to be, but from today on, I'll call you Chitu!" ”

Chitu seemed to understand Shao Xi's words, and after a low sound, he actually nodded.

Shao Xi touched Chitu's forehead, turned his head and looked at Lao Wu lying in the carriage with a murderous gaze.

Gritting his teeth, he said, "Old fellow, now it's your turn!" ”

"Huh?"