Chapter 316: Employees
Seeing that Guo Shengye said so pitiful, the blue cat believed it, opened his eyes wide and said, "It's so pitiful......"
The whole country can't come up with an artifact, not even a cat.
Guo Shengye smiled and rubbed the head of the blue cat, Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang looked at each other incredulously, but neither spoke.
They thought that after Guo Shengye recovered his memory, he might become a dog and become a thorn like before, but they didn't expect Guo Shengye, who had recovered his memory, to be so peaceful.
Xiaobai couldn't help but say: "When will the word 'gentle' be used to describe our wild brother?" ”
His yin and yang weird words successfully harvested Guo Shengye's love for an iron fist.
Xiaobai was not angry, looked at the blue cat with a smile, and said: "You have to cherish it, Brother Ye was not like this before, but now that he is older, his temper has slowly improved." ”
The blue cat blinked and asked, "Did Ono have a bad temper before?" ”
Xiao Tang paused and said seriously: "My temper was actually good before. ”
It's easy to turn your face and be moody.
The blue cat looked at Xiaobai again and wondered, "You lied to the cat?" ”
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment and retorted: "I didn't lie to you, I was beaten by your brother Xiaoye every day before, and I didn't even have a reason, so I was beaten when I came up." ”
Xiao Tang sneered: "What other reason do you need to beat you, to be honest, if it weren't for the blue cat not understanding your strange words, I wouldn't have been able to beat you, and I would have beaten you to the point of being half-defeated." ”
The blue cat also nodded in agreement: "That's right, Brother Xiao Ye must have a reason to beat you, he hit you to mean that you should be beaten." ”
The blue cat was originally called Guo Shengye "Xiao Ye", but after Xiaobai said "Xiao Ye", the blue cat also felt novel, so he called "Xiao Ye Ge" by himself.
Xiaobai was choked by these two eccentric words, waved his hand, and said impatiently: "If I don't tell you two, you two will be unreasonable." ”
Guo Shengye sneered and asked, "Are you reasonable?" You say that if you can't say people, you can say that people are messing around? Xie Sanlang, Xie Sanlang, why didn't I find out that you actually have this problem? ”
Xiaobai was squeezed out, but directly said: "Yes, that's right, I'm like this, what's wrong?" ”
The blue cat asked, "Isn't Xiaobai Xiaobai?" Why did you become Xie Saburo again? ”
Xiao Tang chuckled and said, "Xiaobai is a code name, just like your dog friend, doesn't it also have two names?" ”
The blue cat rolled her eyes and asked, "The big dog has two names?" ”
Guo Shengye snorted lightly and asked rhetorically, "Is it the tengu?" Is it the Emperor of Heaven? Is it a big dog? ”
Guo Shengye asked three questions in a row, and the blue cat also nodded three times before he understood, and suddenly realized: "Xiaobai's second name is Xie Sanlang?" ”
Xiaobai couldn't bear it anymore, and said angrily: "What Xie Sanlang!" My family's surname is Xie, ranking third, so outsiders call Xie Sanlang, but my real name is not Xie Sanlang! ”
The blue cat nodded: "This cat knows, just like the real name of the big dog is not called the Emperor of Heaven, you are stupid to be a cat!" ”
Xiao Bai choked, and looked at Guo Shengye and Xiao Tang angrily, hoping that these two people could take care of the cat.
However, Xiao Tang smiled and added fuel to the fire: "Isn't it when you're stupid." ”
The blue cat turned to look at Xiao Tang again and asked, "Then are you calling it sowing discord?" ”
Xiao Tang paused, looked at Guo Shengye, and asked, "Is it really stupid or pretending to be stupid?" I even know how to sow discord. ”
There was one more person who was squeezed, Xiao Baile was happy, stroked a handful of hair on the cat's head, and said: "Look at our cat knows so much, when you go out, others must think that this is still a cultural cat." ”
The blue cat shook its head and denied it again and again: "This cat is uneducated, it is an illiterate cat." ”
Xiaobai looked at Guo Shengye inexplicably: "How can you praise it for being so modest?" ”
Guo Shengye said casually: "I'm afraid that you will put a high hat on it and coax it to read, this cat hates reading, and you don't know it." ”
The blue cat smiled, and Xiaobai was even happier: "Hey, it's really fine." ”
The blue cat was unhappy and said, "I was originally a fairy cat. ”
Xiao Bai turned his head to look at Xiao Tang, Xiao Tang spread his hand and explained, "Have you forgotten the pile of books that the hall master took back from the earth?" Especially "Journey to the West", there is also a comic version. ”
Xiaobai smiled: "I don't like to read books, but I love to read comic books." ”
Strangely and a little happily, the blue cat asked, "Does the 'book' that loves to read also refer to comic books?" The cat is cute and reads. ”
Guo Shengye opened his mouth and said: "If you can learn knowledge from comic books, of course, it can be regarded as reading. ”
The blue cat nodded with a smile, very thoughtful, and complained to Guo Shengye: "This is a good way to teach cats to read, the blood red red one is too annoying, always let the cat read the book that he doesn't understand, let the cat understand the words, how can the cat learn it." ”
Xiaobai asked with interest, "Who is Blood Honghong?" ”
The blue cat glanced at him vigilantly and said, "You just scolded the cat, and you still want to ask the cat?" ”
Xiaobai choked, he really didn't expect this red cat to hold such a grudge, and said, "Then I apologize to you." ”
The blue cat blinks and apologizes to the cat? Somewhat fresh.
It didn't hold on to Xiaobai, and said: "Okay, blood red is blood red, reading is very good, by the way, his bow and arrow are also very powerful." ”
Xiaobai asked, "Emperor Zhantian? ”
Xiao Bai saw the blue cat nodding, and said in surprise: "You red cat looks like a child, I didn't expect it to be so old." ”
It's not the first time he knows how old the blue cat is, but every time he has to be shocked for a while, after all, the blue cat is really a child's heart, and he always feels that he is very young when he gets along with it.
The blue cat was unhappy and said, "You are only old. ”
Xiao Bai smiled and said: "Yes, yes, I'm old, but Emperor Zhantian actually taught you to read, it sounds like your popularity is quite good." ”
The blue cat proudly straightened his red plush chest and said, "Of course, I think that as soon as the cat struck the gong, everyone in the whole court would come to help the cat." ”
Xiaobai couldn't imagine it, and he didn't believe it very much, so he joked: "I didn't expect you to have a cat protection team." ”
Guo Shengye nodded and said, "They think that the blue cat is closely related to the origin path, so even if they don't like the blue cat, they don't want to let the blue cat have an accident." ”
Xiaobai's expression was cold: "I see, I remember that you said before that the Origin Primordial Martial Dispute was a matter of that period, it seems that it ......"
He didn't go on.
According to Guo Shengye's statement, "they think" means that Guo Shengye does not agree with this statement, that is, the blue cat has nothing to do with the origin of the Dao, and the blue cat has been calculated.
Xiaobai doesn't have to think about it to know that it is the so-called political struggle and a matter of interest.
The blue cat denied: "Of course they like cats. ”
Guo Shengye rubbed its head with a smile and said, "Yes, they like you, but it's useless to like it." ”
The blue cat tilted its head: "Then what works?" ”
Guo Shengye said: "You are related to their interests, which is useful." ”
If the fire can't burn on himself, he naturally doesn't think it's anything, even if he likes something again, if he loses his life for it, it's not worth it.
Xiaobai frowned, "pouted" in disgust, and sighed: "The taste of capitalists...... Also teach bad boys. ”
Xiao Tang also shook his head and smiled, feeling that this scene was very magical, and said: "Brother Xiao Ye, why do I think you are raising the blue cat as a son?" ”
Guo Shengye lowered his eyes and looked at the big cat and said, "If it wants to call me dad, I don't dislike it." ”
The blue cat was stunned for a moment before saying, "But I'm a cat." ”
Xiaobai watched the play interestingly, and said without being confused: "You think he is a father, and no one thinks that the two of you are biological." ”
The blue cat thinks it makes sense, but ......
It said in a daze: "Then if no one thinks that we are biological father and son, why should I recognize him as a father?" ”
Xiaobai: "......"
Don Jr.: "......"
Both of them were surrounded by the divine logic of the blue cat, and after a while, their brains turned around and said: "But you are originally recognized as a naturally raised species, and you recognize him as a father, that is, there is one more father." ”
Xiaobai no longer knows what he is talking about, his mind is very confused, and he has begun to fall into self-doubt, after all, he thinks he is a high-IQ pig, but he can't even say a cat.
Guo Shengye chuckled and interrupted: "Okay, if it doesn't recognize it, it won't recognize it, it's just a joke." ”
Xiaobai also breathed a sigh of relief, and quickly changed the topic and said: "Brother Xiaoye, I think you are really too much of the exploiting class, and when you talk about interests, you don't have any human feelings. ”
"Am I impersonal?" Guo Shengye sneered, pointed his finger on the table, and said, "If I were impersonal, you would have been killed a long time ago and become a dish on this table." ”
Xiao Bai swallowed his saliva, looked at Xiao Tang, and said, "Can we eat braised pork tomorrow?" ”
Xiao Tang sneered: "What, do you want to reminisce about the taste of your own clan?" ”
Xiaobai rolled his eyes and said, "I just remember that in the world where we remember bittersweet memories, every time there is a Chinese New Year, it is the screams of my clan." ”
Don agreed: "That's true. ”
After all, in the chronicles, pigs have to be killed in the village every Chinese New Year, and only the second senior brother is hurt.
Xiao Bai sat next to the pig that was killed every time, his face was terrified, Xiao Tang didn't know what kind of trick he smoked, obviously he had to come, and after he came, he pretended to be so afraid.
Xiao Bai snorted coldly and said, "You can remember the bitter and sweet, but I can't remember the bittersweet and sweet?" Every pig that dies is a warning and a reminder to me. ”
Xiao Tang was choked by him, and there was really no way to do anything about Xiaobai's hob meat, so he said: "Where did we get the pork here to make braised pork for you to eat?" What do you want to do? Besides, what about the water source? ”
Guo Shengye silently moved out the mineral water in the space and whispered, "I forgot that there is still mineral water." ”
Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang laughed angrily, they have been watching Guo Shengye eat and drink spicy food for so many days, and Guo Shengye still has a water source in his hand that has not been taken out!
Guo Shengye muttered, "Don't you think the taste of the energy essence is better." ”
Xiaobai rolled his eyes: "Yes, the taste is good, Xiao Tang and I are no longer alive?" We don't deserve to eat if we're not hungry? ”
Guo Shengye smiled and said: "It's a pity, the problem now is that there is water, but without pork, you still can't eat braised pork." ”
After speaking, Guo Shengye suddenly took out a box of things from the space and said, "By the way, there is no braised pork, but there is braised beef noodles." ”
Xiaobai was even more angry: "Are you angry with me? I'm going to eat pork! ”
Guo Shengye was taken aback: "Do you really want to eat pork?" ”
Xiaobai was happy: "Do you think I'm talking about playing?" ”
Guo Shengye shook his head and said seriously: "You are also a pig now, right?" ”
Don Jr. used to be a vampire, but now he has been reincarnated as a candle dragon.
And Xiaobai ...... It used to be a human, a god, a pig, and now it's reincarnated as a pig demon?
Guo Shengye guessed at random, not responsible at all.
Xiao Bai paused and didn't speak, but Xiao Tang beside him stopped talking.
Guo Shengye suddenly realized that his guess might not be right, raised his eyebrows, and sneered: "You two have a little secret to hide from me?" ”
Xiao Tang was disgusted by the "little secret", and his face showed a look of disgust, but after looking at the indifferent Xiao Bai, he still didn't explain out loud.
Guo Shengye snorted and said, "Why don't you let me guess?" ”
Xiaobai seemed to have just come back to his senses after being distracted, the smile on his face was a little stiff, and he said, "Guess." ”
"I'm guessing there's something wrong with the original form of the two of you, right?"
Guo Shengye was not in a hurry to solve the mystery at once, but pressed to ask step by step.
Xiaobai smiled, and then said, "It's not a problem. ”
Guo Shengye nodded thoughtfully and said: "Speaking of which, Xiao Tang's appearance was humanoid at the beginning, but he was a candle dragon, which is also a coincidence, Xiao Tang is also responsible for carrying candles to guide the direction of the ecstasy in the Hall of Reincarnation. ”
Don Jr.'s throat rolled up and down, looking a little nervous.
Guo Shengye looked at Xiaobai again: "What are you responsible for in the Hall of Reincarnation?" ”
Xiaobai was stunned for a moment, and there was no more sentimental feelings, but he asked very angrily: "You ask me?" ”
He stood up abruptly, slapped the table fiercely and shouted, "You, as my boss, you asked me what my duties in the company were?!" ”
The more Xiaobai thought about it, the more angry he became, and he almost cried: "Who do you think you are insulting?!" ”
"Isn't my duty here so useless?! So much so that you came to ask me what I was for?! ”
However, Guo Shengye nodded very directly and said, "You're right, I really don't know what you do, please explain your duties to me." ”
Gao EQ: Since you joined the company, I, as your boss, really don't know what your job is, this is my dereliction of duty, please explain it to me.
Low EQ: You are indeed quite useless, you have been in the company for so long, and I still don't know what you do as your boss, and the company has you and you are not like you.
(End of chapter)