Certainly not a coincidence.

Guo Shengye said slowly: "If the male protagonist really loves the female protagonist, then he has two possibilities, one is to start his own business and become a business giant from scratch, and the other is that he has no ability to start a business, so he will go to work step by step, with the female protagonist's monthly family dividends, the life of the two will not be bad." ”

Xiao Tang was puzzled: "But what if the male protagonist has a high heart and strong self-esteem, and is unwilling to eat soft rice?" ”

Guo Shengye was speechless and said, "So what? Is it true that liking someone is to let the other person accompany him to endure hardships? That's not called high spirit, that's called soft rice and hard eating. ”

The blue cat raised its paws: "What does it mean to eat soft rice and hard food?" ”

Xiao Tang explained: "I really want to eat soft rice in my heart, but I am afraid of losing face, so I have to ask the other party to beg him, and he will reluctantly accept the other party's kindness, which is called soft rice and hard food." ”

Guo Shengye said again: "Besides, if you can be happy with Bai Fumei, how many people are willing to be good women and men at home, this male protagonist is really a little bit unlucky." ”

Xiaobai laughed out loud and teased: "Brother Xiaoye, you talk like this with a bit of personal grudges. ”

Guo Shengye sighed: "When I was poor before, I really wanted to sell myself. ”

For example, when he was in a research institute where everything was in ruins, the official tightened his belt and had to make up research funds for them, at that time, Guo Shengye, as the leader of the research group, really hated to break a penny in half and spend it, and he was so short of money that he, the eldest young master of a capitalist, was looking forward to a rich overseas Chinese woman to take a fancy to him.

Xiao Tang can't imagine, after all, even if he is reduced to a wall, he still has the skill of eating, he is a doctor, or a combination of Chinese medicine and Western medicine, and he can't starve to death anywhere.

He is not like Guo Shengye, a hammer in the east and a stick in the west, he tries the fresh industry every life, and basically does not cross the line. Naturally, there is no trouble with Guo Shengye.

Xiao Bai said curiously: "You, the eldest young master of the exploiting class, can you understand the poverty of the poor class?" ”

Guo Shengye rolled his eyes and said, "Seriously, you will die on your mouth sooner or later." ”

Xiaobai didn't dare to squeak for an instant, after all, he really had a criminal record.

At the beginning, Guo Shengye took him and Xiao Tang to the countryside, and Xiaobai sometimes ridiculed Guo Shengye for being the eldest young master, and in that era, words like the eldest young master and the bourgeoisie were very sensitive, and they almost pitted Guo Shengye's trio.

The blue cat asked, "Actually, I was also poor, and this cat also went to sell itself at that time." ”

Guo Shengye looked down at the big cat who was selling his body and asked, "Do you still have to sell your body?" Aren't you the heart and soul of Heaven? ”

The blue cat sighed sadly and said, "I'm not their sweetheart, I'm just a big fat cat who steals chickens and dogs and is found by people all day long." ”

Xiaobai smiled: "Who said this, it's weird and appropriate." ”

The blue cat sighed again: "It was the big fat man who said it." ”

Guo Shengye pinched the fat on the cat's body and asked, "You are so fat, is there anyone fatter than you?" ”

The blue cat rubbed his belly with his paws, and said unconvinced: "Fat spirit is fat." ”

Guo Shengye said speechlessly: "Other people's kittens are all plush, so they look fat, but you, the meat is quite stocky, and you are a solid kitten." ”

The blue cat glared at Guo Shengye: "You are stepping on it!" ”

Xiao Bai Le: "Your cat is quite good at learning new words, we have only said a few times, you will understand, and you can still use it, better than elementary school students." ”

As he spoke, he gave a thumbs up.

The blue cat raised her chin proudly, looking very proud.

However, Guo Shengye pressed the cat's head and explained: "The girl's fat is not the same as ours. ”

Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang couldn't understand why, but the blue cat understood, and said: "Fat Ling's here is fat, mine is fat here, she can say I'm fat, why can't I say she's fat?" ”

The blue cat straightened her chest and pointed to her stomach.

Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang instantly understood, and even sympathized with the "fat spirit" in the mouth of the blue cat, which female bodhisattva went down to earth to really raise the big injustice of the blue cat with her own hands.

Guo Shengye patiently explained: "The fat here and here for girls is because of their body structure, and the standards of girls' fat and boys' fat are different, and girls need to conceive children, so their bodies need to store more fat." It's not the same as the boys, it's not the same as the big fat cat like you, not to mention ......"

He said with disdain: "In addition to your fat belly, you are also quite fat in other places, and it is really not wrong to say that you are a big fat cat." ”

Guo Shengye's humble explanation really opened the eyes of Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang, and Xiao Bai laughed so much that he could barely sit still: "Brother Ye, did you really raise the blue cat as a son?" ”

This explanation of fooling children is also applied to the blue cat.

The blue cat suddenly raised its head, looked up at its fluffy red cat face, and shouted to Guo Shengye, "Dad." ”

Guo Shengye froze, and in his ears was the more presumptuous laughter of Xiao Bai and Xiao Tang.

"You ......"

Guo Shengye suddenly didn't know what to say, and subconsciously pressed the cat's head again.

He has not planned to have children for more than 20 years, and presumably he will not have children in the future, after all, when the world is peaceful, Guo Shengye will be reproductively isolated from ordinary humans.

Therefore, the old father of the blue cat shocked Guo Shengye.

After the blue cat barked, I didn't think it was anything, but it was just a title, whether it was "Xiao Ye", or "Brother Xiao Ye", or "Dad", for it, Guo Shengye was still the same Guo Shengye.

Guo Shengye changed the topic a little embarrassed and said, "Fortunately, Cangmao is a boy, not a girl. ”

Xiao Baile nodded and said, "Yes, but the blue cat is miserable." ”

The blue cat looked at Xiaobai suspiciously.

Xiaobai explained: "Your father's standards for boys and girls are different, girls can be attentive, he wishes that his daughter is a master of love, but your father does not allow his son to be attentive." ”

The blue cat subconsciously asked, "Why?" Can't I be a little perverted cat in the future? ”

Xiaobai chuckled and said, "It seems that your fat spirit has called you 'little perverted cat'." ”

The blue cat nodded and said aggrievedly: "I'm not a little perverted cat, obviously a big dog is." ”

Xiao Tang subconsciously sighed: "It seems that your cat and dog combination is a cat-hating existence in Heavenly Court." ”

Fortunately, these are cats and dogs, and if they are humanoids, isn't this a second-rate child in the village.

Seeing that they finished chatting, Guo Shengye explained to his new son: "It's not that I don't want my son to be a playboy, the main thing is that my son is lustful and easy to make mistakes." ”

What kind of worm is on the brain, this word also has a certain truth, not to mention what kind of hero Tsukasa Gentle Township.

Xiaobai nodded and said, "It's easy to have an accident." ”

If his daughter is a playboy, no matter how he does, he will not cause trouble, even if he is unmarried and pregnant, he can take responsibility for his daughter.

But his son is a playboy, and Guo Shengye does not guarantee how many grandchildren he will raise.

Originally, Guo Shengye didn't like children, if he was approaching retirement age, and he was about to be liberated from a migrant worker to a pension old man, and his son brought him home a string of children, Guo Shengye might go crazy.

What's more, Guo Shengye can't afford the second half of other people's daughters.

Although Guo Shengye doesn't have a wife, he has a lot of fantasies about his children, and after various calculations and calculations, he still thinks it's more cost-effective to let his daughter be the master of the love field.

Xiao Bai was overjoyed: "When Brother Xiao Ye told me about this, I couldn't believe it. ”

How can a bachelor who doesn't even have a wife think about so many things?

Guo Shengye said helplessly: "I was also psychologically affected by that world at that time. ”

Xiao Tang didn't know about this, and hurriedly asked, "What happened?" ”

Guo Shengye sighed: "It's a variety show world, I participated in a variety show, that is, a variety show with a baby, I am a supernumerary MC, responsible for controlling the scene, and by the way, I am an intern father." Several couples in it really have their own problems, one is a desperate phoenix man and a love brain Bai Fumei, I thought at the time, I would rather my daughter be a playboy than her be a love brain. ”

Xiaobai nodded and said, "That's true, three generations of love brains are ruined." ”

Guo Shengye said with a smile: "There is also a pair of good sea kings and little white flowers who have been PUA, as well as the queen of the sea and the green hat who are not landed. I was thinking about changing the name of this variety show at the time, called On How the Love Brain Ruins People's Lives. ”

Xiaobai laughed so hard that he wanted to die, Guo Shengye came to talk to him after he withdrew from that world, and the topic of the chat was that his future son and daughter must not be love brains, unless the other half of the two of them is a very good person.

But this probability is too small, and the love brain is easy to spoil the other half, so Guo Shengye finally decided to change the topic of the chat back to "what parents should do, so that future children will not become love brains".

Xiao Tang looked at Xiao Bai who was about to laugh inexplicably, and asked suspiciously, "What's the matter with you?" What's so funny? ”

Xiaobai smiled and spoke, and said intermittently: "I just thought that this world really left a deep psychological shadow on Brother Xiaoye, so I wanted to laugh." ”

Guo Shengye is a person who has never had such a deep psychological shadow when facing millions of zombies, but these three couples have done it.

Xiao Tang frowned and said, "I don't think the child raised by Xiao Ye will be such a person. ”

Xiao Bai glanced at him strangely, shrugged his shoulders, he didn't know where Xiao Tang got such a big filter, and he actually thought that Guo Shengye would become a reliable father.

Xiao Tang saw that Xiao Bai was not convinced, and he was not convinced: "You don't believe it? ”

Xiaobai spread his hands and said: "Why do I believe it, instead of believing that Guo Shengye will become a reliable father, it is better to believe that after Guo Shengye has a child, he will directly let me and you take the child." ”

Xiao Tang choked and thought about Guo Shengye's style, but it was still really possible, so he was silent for a while and said, "I think the daughter raised by Xiao Ye will be a real phoenix." ”

Xiaobai touched his arm and said in disgust: "Why are you so insensitive?" ”

Xiao Tang paused and explained: "Don't they all say that Bai Fumei is easy to meet a phoenix man, the real phoenix raised by Brother Ye will certainly not meet a phoenix man, and even if he does, he will not be deceived." ”

Xiaobai sighed: "You think a lot. ”

He believes that the children raised by Guo Shengye will be self-reliant, and even if they encounter scum, they can get back on their feet and start a new life.

After all, their dad can't be trusted.

But then again, Xiao Bai raised his eyes to look at Xiao Tang and said, "Don't think about it so much, Guo Shengye estimates that he will have no children in his life." ”

Why do you think about it so much, it's useless to think about it.

Xiao Tang was stunned for a moment, as if it was really reasonable, nodded and agreed: "You are right." ”

Guo Shengye snorted, didn't bother with these two people, but said confidently: "I will never die in my life, let alone get old, I don't like children very much, so what's wrong with not having children?" ”

Most people in the world raise children for three reasons, one is to raise children to prevent old age, to provide for the elderly, the second is to like children, and the third is for others, either for lovers and want to have love crystallization, or to block other people's mouths and not want to listen to other people's gossip.

And he, Guo Shengye, from top to bottom, from beginning to end, couldn't find a reason why he wanted to have a child.

Xiaobai said: "No, it just looks like you say you don't want to have children, but in fact, you even plan your child's education, it's fun." ”

Guo Shengye snorted: "You don't ridicule here, I just want to think about it, after all, if you don't have children, you may regret it, and you can't regret it if you have a child." ”

Is it possible to stuff the child back into the belly?

No.

Xiao Tang suddenly said: "I have learned about Dink, they have an experience, saying that they are very vacillating about the question of whether to have children or not, and they will have children in the end." ”

Guo Shengye glanced at him and asked, "Am I an ordinary person?" ”

Xiao Tang subconsciously shook his head.

Guo Shengye said again: "So the experience is useful for me? ”

Before Xiao Tang could speak, Xiao Bai grabbed him and said, "Just like him, if you continue to talk to him, he will refuse to have children for the sake of his own face." ”

Only then did Xiao Tang realize what kind of person Guo Shengye was, it was simply Nezha who was alive, and he was a backbone.

The blue cat was speechless at the three of them, and said, "You guys are so bored, you can even talk so much about having children." ”

Guo Shengye rubbed its head vigorously and said, "This is not a small problem, and the matter of childbirth is not a small matter." ”

The blue cat rolled her eyes: "Don't fool me. ”

Xiao Baile said: "Hey, this cat is really getting smarter and smarter." ”

The blue cat nodded subconsciously, stopped halfway through, and said, "What do you mean?" Were cats stupid before? ”

Xiaobai thought about it seriously and said, "It's almost, it can't be said to be stupid, it can only be said to be ...... Stupid. ”

The blue cat was shaken by Xiaobai, and said angrily: "You are playing me? ”

Xiao Bai bowed his head and smiled: "That's right." ”

The blue cat scratched Guo Shengye's arm, thinking that Guo Shengye would help him support him.

(End of chapter)