Chapter 421: Funny Mountain
While Kevin was still trying to persuade Sain, Little Spoon was taking two orc students around the city at this time. The two orc students are both girls, and one of them is Kevin's assistant student Lu Qika, the one who scored zero in the test. Although the grades are extremely poor, at least they are usually well-behaved and never cause trouble.
The other is a mixed-race child, student number 33, whose body is smaller than the average minotaur, with a head that neither looks like a bull's head nor a human head, which is a bit weird, and the hair on his body is blue. It was likely to be a mixture of some blue-haired tribesman and a minotaur, or it could have mixed more blood, maybe she didn't know it herself. This kind of person is usually a certain kind of "weapon" specially cultivated by a certain country, and through forcible hybridization, special superb combat effectiveness is selected.
Because the aesthetic gap between the human race and the beast race is too big, it is generally not combined, and there is a hybrid of the human race and the beast race, which has to make people think about it in a dark place.
But it doesn't matter, everyone is a student now, anyway, and her half-race identity almost isolates him. In this way, the teachers felt that she was very quiet and obedient. It's just that her personal strength is very average, that is, a sixth-order warrior, which can only be regarded as a downstream among the freshmen. If she is really an experimental product cultivated in a certain country, it is undoubtedly a failure.
However, there are also advantages to low strength, at least in the event of an emergency, the little spoon feels that he may be able to suppress it with his own strength. But at present, these worries are obviously unnecessary, and the two girls are very obedient, completely different from the boys who make trouble.
The only uncomfortable part is that the mixed-race student No. 33 is particularly fond of makeup. Of course, just makeup is nothing, the key is that her aesthetic is very weird, neither the aesthetics of the human race nor the aesthetics of the beasts. Combined with her already weird head, the whole head is difficult to describe in words.
Little Spoon has recently listened to a few abstract art lessons, and when I saw her face, I immediately had a lot of new ideas. For example, can the use of weird makeup confuse the enemy in battle, or even directly cause the effect of physical illusions?
And on the 33rd, he took out a small mirror and took a look at himself, which seemed to be particularly narcissistic. Little Spoon frowned, but anyway, as long as she didn't cause trouble, nothing else mattered.
"You're out of school for the first time, aren't you?" Little Spoon led them through small talk, "How does your city feel?"
"It's too small. Rusika is oblivious to the grandeur of the building and complains about the doorway on the side of the road.
"It wasn't built for you. The little spoon replied.
The two girls didn't dare to answer anymore and lowered their heads. Little Spoon secretly rejoiced that if he had changed the students who were making trouble, he would definitely have to use the silence spell to calm them down.
"You want to see something big, okay then, I'll take you somewhere," Little Spoon thought for a moment, and then clapped his hands directly into the air. All the time the parrot was called down: "Beautiful lady, is there anything you need to serve?"
"Call me a car. The little spoon pulled out two copper coins.
"No problem, ma'am, give me the money when I get back. After the parrot finished speaking, he had already flown away.
Little Spoon looked back at the orc students with some pride: "Look, our network is developed, right?
Both girls fell silent.
In a moment, a magic car slowly drove by. There are also two words on the roof of the car, and a small flag is planted on the side, which represents the meaning of empty car.
"Teacher, we ...... I can't seem to sit down. The two orc students hesitated.
When the driver looked at it, he couldn't help but be surprised: "What? Why are there still orcs?"
"It's okay," Little Spoon sat down skilfully, then waved at them, "You two, get on the roof of the car." ”
"It's not safe," the driver tried to refuse, "something will happen." ”
"No, they are all masters, powerhouses above the sixth order, it's no problem to pick up the roof of the car," the little spoon replied calmly, "I can pick the roof of the car." ”
"No, absolutely not," the driver refused, "I won't do this business." If something happens, I'm responsible. ”
It's useless to say it, and the little spoon has no choice but to beckon everyone to get out of the car and watch this rental car go away.
"Teacher," Lu Qika replied in a low voice now, "your network is not very developed. ”
Little Spoon was surprised: "What does this have to do with the Internet?"
"But we didn't get in the car. Rusika replied.
"That's not because of the network?" Little Spoon was about to collapse, "Do you have any logic?"
"Oh. Lu Qika nodded ignorantly.
The No. 33 on the side snorted and laughed, and immediately took out the mirror to see if his lipstick had been rubbed off.
"Parrot," Little Spoon said no more, "get me a flatbed!"
"Okay. The parrot flew away again. In a moment, a real truck for transporting goods slowly approached.
The little spoon immediately waved his hand: "Get in the car, you two sit in the back." ”
The driver seemed to be mentally prepared, and he was not surprised to see the orc, probably the parrot had greeted him and asked directly, "Where are you going?"
"Go to Funny Mountain. Little Spoon said a place name.
"This, this is a foreign country, do you want to go through the teleportation array?" the driver was surprised.
"yes, is there a problem?" asked Little Spoon.
"This won't work," the driver replied, "I'll send you to the teleportation array at most." I don't go out of town. ”
"Okay, let's go to the teleportation array first. "Little Spoon had to compromise again.
"That...... Do you know how to get around the teleportation array?" the driver asked, "I'm just pulling goods in the city, and I've never been outside the city." ”
The little spoon was silent for a moment, then poked his head out and called the parrot again: "Come, help us guide, we are going to the teleportation array." ”
"No problem," the parrot flew into the car naturally, "go straight at the intersection ahead, turn right at the second intersection ......"
The truck starts, and the driver follows the parrot's dictated instructions. Little Spoon couldn't help but be proud again, and turned back to greet the two orc students: "Look, we have a developed network, right?"
Two orcs: "......"
At about 9 o'clock in the morning, the three of them successfully arrived at the teleportation array, passed through the teleportation array to the outer city, and then found a truck to pull it. It wasn't until noon that we finally arrived at our destination, Funny Mountain.
As far as the eye can see, the golden funny expressions all over the mountains and fields are of different angles, large or small. The largest is about 3 meters in diameter, and the smallest is no more than the size of a washbasin. On the top of the mountain, there is also a humanoid statue, more than 100 meters high, the head is funny, the arms are outstretched, and the robe is lifelike. It's as if the funny of this mountain is sown by this funny person.
Nowadays, it has become a tourist attraction, but unfortunately there are few tourists and facilities are scarce for the time being. There were few people along the way, only the funny people all over the mountains greeted the three of them.
"See, is it big?" asked the little spoon, pointing to the statue, "this is one of our great mages carved one by one, and it is said that there are 100 million funny ones here." ”
The two beast freshmen opened their mouths wide and were speechless for a long time.
In fact, Funny Hill has been criticized in China for being too large and too monotonous, and even has a feeling of dense fear. His artistic value is not high, but since it is the Grand Magus who does it, no one can stop him. As for whether it is a labor and a loss of money, since almost all of them are done by him, he is not a laborer. In terms of money, it is inevitable that it will be more or less misappropriated.
However, the artistic literacy of the orcs is not high, and they can't understand the exquisite urban layout, but this kind of grand funny mountain makes them feel shocked from the bottom of their hearts.
"We, we're going to have taller statues in the future. After Lu Qika half rang, he could only answer like this.
"Statues, that's pretty much it," replied the little spoon earnestly, "let's get the practical stuff first." ”
"Teacher," the 33rd freshman asked for the first time, "if it was built by the Grand Magus, then why did he make the statue in the middle his own appearance?"
Little Spoon was stunned for a moment, and could only reply: "Maybe he likes to keep a low profile, right?"
"Low-key?" both orc girls were at a loss, probably not having the meaning of low-key in their language.
"Forget it, let's go climbing, and we'll go back to school after the climb. The little spoon raised his arms and led the two orcs to step on the round funny stones.
By the time the three of them returned to school, it was already evening. All three were very tired, but for the two orcs, it was worth it. They were shocked, saw the landscape, and expanded their horizons. And for the little spoon, now as soon as you close your eyes, there is a bunch of funny flying around.
On the other side, Sain had to follow Kevin all the way back to the school. The general's orders were not to be disobeyed, but even so, Sain pleaded. It means that at least give an official name, such as an expatriate study trip, etc., and don't really become like a student.
But in fact, it doesn't mean much, and you can't hide anything after a long time. Isn't a person who is sent on an expatriate and takes a full-time class with a full-time person the same as a student?
"Just be a temporary, like a spoon," Kevin advised him, "and if you can manage the Minotaur well, it should be of great help to go back and run the army." ”
"Then, can that last two years?" Sain was already on his way, still hesitating, "wait until these two classes of students graduate?"
"Yes," Kevin replied, "but even if the student graduates, the teacher will remember you." You're still going to be disgraced in the teacher. To a lesser extent, of course. ”
"Alas. Sain lamented.
"There's the school gate ahead," Kevin pulled Sain along, "hurry up." ”
"I, I, I suddenly felt a little uncomfortable. Sain didn't know whether to cover his head or his stomach.
"Then hurry up and get into the school, there's an excellent infirmary in there, and you've been lying in there for a long time. Kevin couldn't help but say a strong pull, but the two of them were still pulling and pulling at the school gate.
The guard at the door recognized the two of them: "Teacher Kevin, huh, isn't this Instructor Sain?"
Sain hurriedly became serious, and coughed dryly: "Well, how are you." ”
"Is the instructor well?" the doorman greeted, "What are you doing this time?
"No, no, no," Sain hurriedly waved his hand, "I have something to do this time...... To live in school...... Spell. ”
The doorman didn't ask any more questions, and let the two in. As a result, the two of them had just walked two steps and met the student again, and the student was naturally surprised and delighted: "Instructor, are you okay? We were all worried when we saw you injured last time." ”
Sain was a little touched and a little nervous: "Well, thanks for the concern, I'm much better." ”
"So, will the instructor take revenge?" the student asked, "We all felt that the last time the instructor was defeated by the 13th, it was an accident. Now that the instructor is back, let's make an appointment and fight again!"
"Forehead ......" Sain sweated on his forehead.
"One more battle, one more battle, one more battle!" the school began to coax, and soon more and more students gathered around, and the rumors among each other became more and more outrageous.
Kevin leaned into Sain's ear and whispered, "After the last time the demon was stopped, the principal was very strict with permissions, and I will give you a ban at most, and nothing else." Don't try to use your authority to fight him again. ”
Sain laughed dryly twice, and hurriedly said to the student: "My body is not very good, wait for my body to ......"
"Well, that's a shame. "The students can understand that. Sain himself was shocked, and suddenly realized that he was going to be here for a few semesters, and his health couldn't be bad all the time...... Forget it, let's fool around for now.
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