Chapter 287: Dad, You Can't Do Without Children!
"Thank you, little brother. These flatbreads are delicious. It's an honor for these flatbreads to be eaten by someone as handsome as me. It's not easy to be so handsome, why did God make me so handsome?"
After eating, Li Kun took out another mirror. He looked in the mirror and muttered, "Damn, I'm handsome again, how can this make other people live?" I'm already earth-shatteringly handsome, why are you still making me handsome?"
Emperor Yu was about to collapse, and after Xuan'er died, there was only indifference in his eyes. But today is an exception, the narcissism of this thing in front of him can simply make others collapse alive.
Where is this handsome to earth-shattering, it is simply ugly to earth-shattering. It's so rare to be ugly to this extent, and the main thing is that he is not only ugly, but also narcissistic to such an astonishing degree.
Looking at Di Yu's stunned appearance, Li Kun spoke again, "Little brother, are you convinced by my handsomeness? Are you envious, jealous and hateful? Do you also want to be so handsome?"
"Ahem......" Di Yu almost choked to death with saliva, this thing is simply invincible. "I'm done eating, I'm leaving, just do what you want. You're also full, and I hope I and you will meet indefinitely. ”
"Don't, little brother, I have a lot to say to you. You saved my life, and if it weren't for your bread, I'm afraid I would have starved to death. The grace of saving lives is naturally to be repaid. Especially since you saved such a handsome person as me, I thank you on behalf of the entire continent. Without you, there would be no me, and without me, there would be no such handsome person in the world. Li Kun said with a shy face.
Di Yu's face is black, this goods are endless. You still represent the entire Tianxuan Continent? How old are you? Why would I not have you without me? Are you my son? Are you still the most handsome person? A pig is a hundred times more handsome than you, damn!
He also ignored Li Kun and walked directly to the side of the horse. Li Kun is such a superlative, he has really never encountered it. This thing is simply shameless and boring to a few points, it is simply unreasonable.
"Oh, little brother, don't go. Li Kun said pitifully, "Little brother, you don't know wow, I haven't eaten for many days, wow, you can give me a little more bread." If you give me such a handsome person a little more pie, you will become more handsome. Although I can't be as handsome as I am, I can still be handsome than others. ”
Heaven is pitiful, Di Yu was originally going to give Li Kun a few big cakes. But what kind of bastard is Li Kun talking about, give you a big cake, I still have to move closer to your direction? I want to be more handsome, but not as handsome as you? If I look uglier than you, I will kill myself directly.
"Little brother wow, you have to have mercy on me, I'm really starving to death. If such a handsome person as me starves to death, can you bear it? How many young girls have been in tears all day long when I die, are you willing to do it?"
Li Kun continued to cry, really a handful of snot and tears. If others saw it, they would think that Di Yu was bullying him. Emperor Yu was really defeated by Li Kun, so he had to take out a few flatbreads and throw them directly to Li Kun.
In the face of such a scoundrel Li Kun, Emperor Yu had no choice. He just wanted to get out of here as soon as possible now, and he didn't want to see Li Kun again. He just felt that the world was crazy, how could such an ugly person be narcissistic to such an extent?
"I know that you are a good person, little brother, wow, little brother, you are simply my reborn parents. If my brother doesn't dislike it, you'll be my father. I have no father or mother since I was a child, and my little brother is the best person for me. ”
Li Kun walked to Di Yu's side and knelt down directly, "Dad, wow, you just accept my son." You are so kind to me, the child is so touched to death. Daddy wow, my good dad wow, you want me, okay?"
"Ahem......"
Di Yu really can't stand it, how did he come across such a superlative? It's okay if this thing asks him to eat, it's okay if this thing is narcissistic, and it's shameless about it. But what is the situation now, that he is going to be his son?
"The ......"
"My name is Li Kunyi, but whatever my father's surname is, I will have my surname in the future. You have to take my son, with such a handsome son as me, my father will have more face when he goes out. Daddy, just take me as a son!"
Li Kun knelt on the ground, crying, it was extremely miserable. But his words made Di Yu want to die, what kind of person is this?
"I'm not as old as you, just be your father. Hurry up and eat, and leave when you're done. ”
Di Yu is also afraid, staying with this thing for a long time, he can simply make himself an idiot. He has also seen a lot today, if he really has such a son, he can simply strangle himself.
"Dad, you can't do without a child, if you don't have a father, how will the child live in the future?" Li Kun cried even more sadly, "In this world full of crises, without a father, the child can cut himself, and he can't live anyway." ”
Li Kun's crying also attracted a crowd. Many people wanted to rush to Qingyan City quickly, but when they heard Li Kun's miserable voice, their curiosity was also aroused. Listening to Li Kunyi's words, it seems that someone wants to abandon his son.
The black-clothed killer laughed heartily in the dark, and it was simply funny to see such a situation. Even with his killer heart, even his stomach hurts with laughter. Di Yu has always been indifferent, and it seems rare to see Di Yu eating deflated like this.
It didn't take long for some people to rush to the place where Di Yu was. From a distance, they saw a man kneeling on the ground, and the person who was crying and shouting must be the one who was kneeling.
Seeing the kneeling man shouting so miserably, some people who claim to be righteous people can't help it. In broad daylight, he dared to abandon his child directly, is there any reason for this.
However, some careful people found the problem, and Di Yu was looking down at Li Kun who was kneeling on the ground with his head down. His silver hair did look like an older man at first glance. Li Kun was kneeling on the ground crying, looking really like a father and son.
But looking at Di Yu's figure, it is impossible for him to be an old man at all. There are always more people with brains than no brains, so only a few people are angry. In their opinion, abandoning their son was simply too much.
"Daddy, you can't do without a baby. The child is still young, and he can't live without his father. Seeing that there were people around, Li Kun shouted even louder. As if it was an execution ground, it was called miserable.
"Don't you think you've gone too far by abandoning your son in broad daylight?"
"That is, even if his son is not good, he can't just abandon it. Since you have given birth to him, it is natural that you will raise him to adulthood. ”
"We were just passing through and didn't expect to see something like this. Your Excellency has gone too far, and we have to take care of it too?"
The three most brainless people were the first to scream, and only the three of them fools would think so. Emperor Yu's silver hair is not the same as white hair. The three fools thought that they were benevolent and righteous, and they actually became complacent.
"You take care of your sister!" Di Yu couldn't stand it anymore, he was already annoyed to death by Li Kun, and now there were three fools who shouted like this. "You three fools, take a good look, where did I get such a big son?"
Emperor Yu raised his head and looked at the people around him. Sword eyebrows and starry eyes, face like crown jade, a beautiful young man's look. The silver hair and blood-colored pupils made him look even more indifferent.
The three fools were also choked, and Di Yu's appearance looked like he was only fourteen or fifteen years old. Such a teenager, even if he messes around again, his son can't be so big. Looking at the person on the ground, he is definitely older than Di Yu's age. No matter how awesome a person is, he can't let his son be older than himself, right?
"Daddy, you can't abandon your child. So many people are here, and they are all witnesses. I'm your son, you're my father, you can't do without me. Without his father's protection, how can a child live?"
Li Kun continued to scream again, but he was really faceless and skinless. Even with so many people watching, he was not stage frightened at all. That daddy scream was so affectionate, and that daddy screamed as if it were real.
"I know the child is so handsome, that's why you don't dare to have a child. If Daddy doesn't like it, the child will disfigure himself, Daddy Wow, you can't do without the Baby. Li Kun cried even more miserably.
The onlookers were also confused, what the hell was going on? Seeing that Di Yu was just a teenager, it was impossible to have such a big son. But the person who kneels on the ground keeps calling him Daddy, and there is no one in the world who is so cheap that he calls him Daddy when he sees someone, right?
"You get out of the way for me, kindly give you something to eat, and you actually mess with me. Di Yu was also annoyed, "I'm leaving, you can do whatever you want, don't bother me." ”
The three fools who were scolded by Emperor Yu just now also reacted, and looking at the mocking eyes around them, the three of them were also annoyed. Now seeing Di Yu's movements, they also shouted.
"You stop me, whether he is your son or not, there must be a reason why he begs you like this. ”
"Yes, yes, why did you tell him to get out of the way, why did you scold him like that, why did you scold him like that?"
"The three of us are in charge of this, you must have done something wrong. Everyone saw that the person kneeling on the ground was crying so sadly, and it was definitely not a fake. ”
Di Yu was suddenly angry, these three idiots were simply hopeless. He ignored the three men, who were also kicking their noses in the face. Li Kun was already tired of pestering him like this, and three more came out at this time.
"You three fools are in charge, then I'll ask you, what do you three fools want to do? Do you three want to take this son?" Di Yu's voice suddenly turned cold, "Or do you three want to kill me?"