Chapter 784: The Chicken I Killed......
"Boss, do you sell it in your store?"
"What?"
"Oh, I mean, does your shop sell it?"
"Get out. β
"Boss, it's wrong for you to do this, I'm polite to talk to you about business, even if you don't want to do it, you can't scold people, business is not benevolent, don't you understand the truth of making money with anger, as the saying goes, it's good ......"
", talk nonsense again, be careful that Lao Tzu kills you. β
"Boss, listen to my advice, I killed ...... Well, chicken, more than you've eaten, I've come to a point, you listen to me, be a man, it's better to be kind, even if you don't make money, it will definitely not cause trouble, right?"
"Come on, Lao Wu, Shengqing, bring people out, someone is coming to make trouble!"
"Boss, you're not right, I didn't say I was here to make trouble, you called your buddies with this voice, what are you going to do? Do you want to fight, it's not right to fight, I've killed more chickens than you've eaten, based on my life experience, if you still insist on calling people in this situation, you will suffer." β
"Old Wu, what the hell are you fucking grinding, come and catch this crazy boy for me! Don't run away, boy, see how your grandfather and I will clean you up later." β
"Well, why don't you listen to persuasion? A sigh was slowly spat out.
In a relatively large magic treasure shop, an extremely ugly monster is now shaking his head in annoyance, but he seems to be sorry for the other party, and he has no concern for his life. Of course, the person who came to look for trouble now is of course Li Mingyang, who may have been idle, and in a small place like Anqing County, he really doesn't think that anyone can threaten his safety.
The name of this magic treasure shop is Lingpinge, and if the word in the middle is not the sales of sales but the sky of Lingxiao, the name of this shop is really quite atmospheric. I think that the owner of this shop pΓΉ really wanted to be atmospheric, but after all, the strength is not too strong, and he can't be atmospheric, so he can only give it such a name that seems to be very atmospheric......
Finally, under the shouting of the fat shopkeeper, a burly old man with a group of sturdy young men hurriedly rushed into the Lingpin Pavilion, and the old man led by him shouted loudly: "Who is making trouble in my Lingpin Pavilion?"
Li Mingyang dared to swear to the void, this old guy had definitely seen who was making trouble, and at this time, he was the only one in the Lingpin Pavilion. It's too tasteless to be so bluffing in the face of a person with a group of helpers. In order to come over and make trouble, Li Mingyang has not yet shown the strength of his Holy Spirit Realm.
"Catch him, just him, this kid will buy the shop as soon as he comes in, I say that if I don't sell him, he will talk nonsense endlessly, I have never seen a guy who likes to talk nonsense so much. The fat shopkeeper pointed at Li Mingyang and complained.
"That's because you haven't lived with Ma Lao. Li Mingyang subconsciously muttered, and then immediately spoke: "It's really wrong for you to talk like this, the shopkeeper, where is my nonsense, I have killed more chickens than you have eaten, what I told you is obviously my life experience, full of love, even if you don't appreciate it, you can't say that I'm talking nonsense." β
"Catch him and shut his mouth. The fat shopkeeper was already going crazy, and when he saw that Li Mingyang was about to speak again, he immediately waved his hand: "Don't talk about you killing chickens, Lao Tzu was a butcher back then, and I must have killed more pigs than you have eaten." β
"Oh, it turned out to be the predecessor of the 'slaughter', disrespectful and disrespectful, I don't know what kind ......of knife the predecessor liked to use when killing pigs, how is the knife technique?
"Shut up for me!" the fat shopkeeper stood up like crazy, and shouted at the dumb-looking guard behind him, "What are you doing in a daze, waiting for him to teach you how to kill chickens." β
The guards of the Lingyin Pavilion just woke up like a dream, and somehow, just now they were distracted by this kid's series of nonsense, and subconsciously really followed his train of thought to recall the similarities and differences between killing chickens and killing pigs.
What a weird mouth, the old man at the head secretly thought, this son must be able to witchcraft!
"It's not right to fight. Seeing that someone was about to rush up, Li Mingyang finally issued a warning.
"Scared? Hmph, I don't know until it's too late. The fat shopkeeper said with a sneer. But in the next moment, the sneer on the fat shopkeeper's face immediately froze there.
"What's the situation?" The fat shopkeeper widened his eyes and looked at the Yiqi in front of him, more than a dozen guards, the leader was still a guy like Lao Wu who had been a thug for decades, and it was easily solved?
It's a pity that no matter how the fat shopkeeper wipes his eyes, the one he sees in front of him is the guards in the store lying on the ground crookedly, the ugly and ugly guy just now played the placket very lightly, and then looked up at the fat shopkeeper and said: "The shopkeeper, I didn't say you, I told you that I have killed more chickens than you have eaten, why don't you understand the good things I said to you?"
The fat shopkeeper felt that he was about to collapse, what he was afraid of was not the amazing force of this ugly bastard, and even with his strength, he couldn't see what kind of powerful method Li Mingyang was, what he was most afraid of now was his mouth, and the "famous saying of killing chickens" that made him tremble more when he heard it again.
"Young man is merciful!" Seeing that Li Mingyang was about to speak, the fat shopkeeper hurriedly stopped, walked out of the counter and immediately said to Li Mingyang: "I'm just the shopkeeper, not the owner of the Lingpin Pavilion, does the young man want to buy the Lingpin Pavilion, I don't know if you plan to buy only this one, or which one in the county? You tell me what you mean first, and then I'll report to the master." β
"Look, it's good to be like this earlier, I'll kill ......"
"Shaoxia, let's talk about business. The fat shopkeeper hurriedly blocked the momentum of Li Mingyang's speech.
"Okay, go and tell your master, I'm going to buy all the Lingpin Pavilion here. Li Mingyang waved his hand and said proudly. As a result, the fat shopkeeper trembled when he heard the fat all over his body.
"Shaoxia, can we talk well. β
"I'm talking well. β
"Although our Lingpin Pavilion is not a big business, there are thirteen shops in Anqing County, you said you want to buy them?"
"There were only thirteen, I thought there must be more than thirty. Li Mingyang scratched his head, then waved his hand and said, "You just go and tell your master, can I still run away?" When your master comes, I can just talk to him, and you don't need to talk to me." β
The fat shopkeeper blinked his eyes, and after thinking about it, he could only grit his teeth and go out to find the master. Before leaving, he mustered up a lot of courage and looked at Li Mingyang seriously for a while, trying to remember this extremely ugly face, in the eyes of this fat shopkeeper, this ugly monster is here to find trouble, but he is helpless, he can't beat people, let alone talk about him, so he can only go to find someone.
When the owner of the Lingpin Pavilion arrived, Li Mingyang was sitting in the position of the display case of the store, talking endlessly, not knowing what he was saying, in front of him were the guards of the Lingpin Pavilion who had been defeated. It is said that although these guards are not yet called bandits, they are not good stubbles in the past, but after seeing the owner of the Lingpin Pavilion and the fat shopkeeper appear, they actually rushed over one by one with tears streaming down their faces.
Li Mingyang sat there with a slight smile and said lightly: "What a good group of children, come to me if you have doubts in the future, and I will give you some guidance." I've killed more chickens than you've ever eaten, and I'm sure I'll show you the brightest way forward. Amitopho, God will bless you, Immeasurable Heavenly Venerable. β
The owner of the Lingpin Pavilion is a middle-aged person who seems to be over half a hundred years old, or a Cunzi who is about to enter old age, of course, it is impossible for a monk like this to judge his age by his face. It can be seen that this guy should also be considered to be in the top position, and there is a faint majesty on his body. It's just that after walking in and seeing Li Mingyang's watch, the eyelids of the owner of the Lingpin Pavilion twitched wildly, and he grabbed the fat shopkeeper beside him casually, and asked viciously: "This is the guy you said you want to cooperate with me?"
"Lord...... Master, you listen to me, you listen ......" The fat shopkeeper couldn't say anything for a while, and asked himself, this fat shopkeeper didn't think that this ugly monster was a normal person at all.
Li Mingyang seemed to have just seen the owner of the Lingpin Pavilion who came in a hurry at this time, and when he turned his head and saw the fat shopkeeper who was caught in mid-air, Li Mingyang hurriedly got up and said with a smile: "Your Excellency is the master of the Lingpin Pavilion, right, hey, I take the liberty to say a word more, you are also a person who does great things, how can you be so rude in doing things." No matter how Fat Fat says it, he is also your subordinate, you just lift him up in public, and save him more face, how can the shopkeeper help you watch the scene after losing his majesty? Listen to my advice, I have killed more chickens than you have eaten......
Chen Xiao looked at Li Mingyang with a cold gaze, and as soon as he opened his mouth, he felt extremely irritable, and threw away the fat shopkeeper casually, he didn't want to attack Li Mingyang directly. The sudden punch could even bring out the gangfeng, but I didn't expect this person to be a Xuanling Mirror monk. It's a pity that his confident punch was clenched by a powerful palm halfway. This scene looks weird, because it happened so fast, people almost felt as if Chen Xiao and Li Mingyang were going to play a game of high-five, but the high-fives were a little bigger.
But now Chen Xiao's eyes suddenly changed from cold to surprised, although his face did not change, but his heart set off a huge wave, his punch could be caught so accurately, and more importantly, he couldn't pull his fist back now.
When he was shocked, Chen Xiao finally felt his fist loosen, and seized the opportunity to jerk his arm back, exerting too much force and almost falling. When he looked at the ugly monster in front of him again, he didn't know what to say.
Li Mingyang didn't have any unusual expression, and still said calmly: "This friend, can you talk about it now?"