I'm Liu Bei.

After some twists and turns with me, the two tiger generals who were enemies of 10,000 people finally became the brothers of Jin Lan.

"I didn't think the two virtuous brothers were a few years old, and I took the title of eldest brother." I said happily, but I was worried that they would see through.

"Meet Big Brother." Guan, Zhang arched his hand.

"Changsheng is one year older than Yide, and he is the second brother, and Yide is the youngest, and he is the third brother. Second brother, third brother. "I gave up my hands to Guan and Zhang.

The current Guan Yu character is immortal. History said that after changing Yunchang, I don't know what prompted him to change the word. I can't help but look forward to it.

"Third brother." Guan Yu bowed his hand to Zhang Fei.

"Meet the second brother." Zhang Fei bowed his hand to Guan Yu, and then took the lead in laughing, and Guan Yu and I laughed one after another.

The three of us stood up with our hands, and my mother stood beside her and said, "Okay, okay." The old woman added two more sons. ”

"Mother."

Guan Yu and Zhang Fei knelt down and wept. Later, I learned that the mother of the second brother starved to death on the wandering road. The third brother's mother died of childbirth. Today, the two of them can shout "mother" again, which is an expectation hidden in their hearts for many years.

We were rejoicing, and before we could celebrate, we heard two people shouting not far away. Pulling, pulling, almost wanting to fight. And he walked over.

"That master is a bad man, and he uses a little knowledge to bully illiterate peasant men."

"That's not it, the county commander is his uncle, how can there be a family member of the government who does not bully people since ancient times!"

The crowd was buzzing about it.

I couldn't see other people's bullying the most, so I squeezed into the crowd and asked the 20-year-old peasant man: "What happened?" You name it, and let everyone judge you. ”

"Yes, say it, we'll call the shots for you." Zhang Fei shouted.

Before Nong Han could speak, the corrupt confucian, who was the master, hurriedly said, "It's just right, let everyone judge it." ”

The rotten confucian raised the bamboo slip in his left hand, with a hint of evil smile in his mouth: "This is the teaching agreement he signed with his master." Don't say that he can't read, but if any of you can read, don't read it to everyone. ”

Looking at the smug appearance of the rotten man, I dare to conclude that there must be a ghost in it.

"I'm coming!" A white-faced scholar hurriedly walked out of the crowd. Picked up the bamboo slip and unfolded it, and read it: "No chicken, no duck, no fish, no meat, only green vegetables and tofu, no tuition." ”

"Do you hear that? And he sent green vegetables and tofu to his master every day, isn't it a breach of contract? The rotten man pointed at the farmer, but looked at me and said angrily.

This fucking thief looks like he's saying I'm nosy.

Okay, let me see if there are any ghosts. "Show me the bamboo slips."

"Little brother, this master is tireless in teaching, will he be wronged?" The rotten man was slightly angry.

"No, it's not like that!" Nong Han shook his head vigorously, and his neck shook red.

I said, "If not, why don't you show it to me?" Is it a lack of heart? ”

"Take it!" The rotten man said angrily.

Take the bamboo slips and unfold them, which are densely filled with traditional official scripts, and there are few words that are recognized, and at the same time it is found that there are no punctuation marks in the text (the ordinary writing of the Three Kingdoms era does not use punctuation marks, and the interval between sentences is judged by "sentence reading", which is called "clear sentence reading").

guessed that the second brother must be literate, so he handed it to Guan Yu: "Second brother, you read it and listen to it." ”

Guan Yu took it and read it: "No chicken, no duck, no fish, no meat, only green vegetables and tofu are not allowed, and there is no tuition fee." ”

"It's not like that!" The peasant man didn't say anything else, but denied it vigorously.

The rotten Ru snatched the bamboo slip from Guan Yu's hand, held it in his arms as if he was killing him, and didn't show Guan Yu a closer look.

Grandpa's. It's ironclad that you're a ghost.

I asked Nonghan, "What kind of agreement did you make with him at the beginning?" ”

Nong Han said aggrievedly: "Let's ask him to teach the child to read and write." At the beginning, it was said that there was no need for chicken, duck and fish, as long as there were green vegetables and tofu, it could be used to offset the tuition. It's always been like this, and today he suddenly came to me and said that I didn't pay the tuition. ”

"Nonsense!" The rotten man hurriedly scolded.

I glared at him and continued, "Oh? Did you write this agreement yourself? ”

"We can't read, and we bother the squire to write it on our behalf."

"What about the squire?"

"Yesterday was gone." After Nong Han finished speaking, his expression was a little helpless and sad.

Old age is a taboo saying for death.

I couldn't help but sigh secretly, this thing is not easy to do. The witness is gone, and what is written on this bamboo slip is unfavorable to Nonghan, is there really no hidden secret?

It was all good before, but why did the squire die and the rotten Confucianism came to urge for tuition?

The rotten Confucian said proudly: "Everyone be a witness, and go to the government with my master to evaluate the reasoning." Let this miserly peasant who broke the covenant compensate for the loss of his master. ”

As he spoke, he was going to drag the farmer to the official mansion. Although Nong Han felt that he was wronged, there was no evidence, so he pushed and shoved and walked forward.

"Stop!" Zhang Fei yelled. "You rotten Confucian, oppressing the good people, and still uplifting and shameless. I'm going to teach you a lesson today. "The Tiger Fist is about to be beaten.

Guan Yu hurriedly stopped: "Third brother, don't be reckless. ”

"This guy owes a beating!" Zhang Fei said.

"You...... You have the audacity to dishonor the Master. This Master will go to the court to sue you. The rotten man yelled angrily.

I was thinking about the contents of the bamboo slips in my head, and I actually remembered them all. Why did the memory change so well? Could it be that it was sent by "history" when it traveled?

What is the suspicion in this treaty case? Suddenly, it flashed in my mind, it turned out to be like this. At the moment, he said: "Okay! Let's go to court! ”

I jumped up to the rotten man, grabbed his collar and sneered, "Master, let me read this teaching agreement again." After speaking, he kicked the bamboo slip in his hand, and the bamboo slip flew in the air a few times and landed on my spread palm.

Smiling proudly, he unfolded the bamboo slip and said: "No chickens and ducks, no fish and meat, only green vegetables and tofu are indispensable, and no tuition fees and fees are ......."

He deliberately repeated the word Fei several times aloud, and at the same time leaned close to the rotten Confucian to kiss him. Thinking that he really wanted to kiss his mouth, he pretended to be forced to hide to the side, and when he retreated, he stumbled and fell to the ground.

Fight with Lao Tzu? You're far behind!

Bent down and continued: "Is my 'sentence reading' (sentence breaking) accurate?" ”

Turning his head to the crowd, he raised his eyebrows upward.

The crowd praised in unison: "Accurate! ”

"Do you want to encourage my little brother?" I asked.

"Color!" The crowd shouted.

I was satisfied with the rotten Confucian and said: "Okay, you rotten Confucian, you will oppress the good with a little bad knowledge, let you go for the time being, the next time you encounter it, it will never be so cheap!" This sentence is a line from a TV series, so I'll use it today.

"Humph! You've got what it takes! Unconvinced, the rotten man squeezed through the crowd.

The crowd applauded.

I returned the salute: "Thank you, thank you!" ”。

"Childe is really talented." Nong Han said excitedly. "Can you teach children to read and write?"

Go! I'm here to be the emperor of the Three Kingdoms, and when I rule the world, find a scholar to teach your son. Immediately flashed while saying: "Goodbye, goodbye!" ”

The crowd gradually dispersed, and this matter must have become a topic of conversation among the people of Zhuocheng after tea and dinner today.

Back at the stall, Liu's mother and I began to pack up our straw sandals.

Mother Liu asked, "Bei'er, why are you different today than before?" ”

"I didn't ...... Not...... No. Didn't the child just get sick with a serious illness! ”

If I say that I have traveled through time, do you believe it? Ears heard Zhang on the side say to Guan Yu: "The scene just now is really exciting, the eldest brother is really knowledgeable." ”

Guan Yu replied with an excited look: "Third brother, I believe in the second brother, the eldest brother's ability is more than that. ”