Chapter 003 [You Can't Mess With Lao Tzu]

I'm Liu Bei.

Grandma's, what are you!

Zou Xiaowei wants to seal me as an official, do you care about hanging things? As soon as the nameless fire in his heart was extinguished, he was kindled by the official. But let me tell you, don't mess me off, I can do anything.

"Zhang Gongzi, this lieutenant is here to recruit private soldiers on the order of Lord Shi, please don't interfere." Zou Jing's tone of voice was a little helpless, which he never expected. That guy's background is indeed not simple.

"Lord Thorn? Hum! Tell you, the matter of the is in charge today. "The more the recruiting officer talked, the more arrogant he became. Captain Zou held his breath and didn't say anything more.

I took two steps back and asked the soldier next to me, "Who is he?" I don't even take you adults seriously. "Giving money to soldiers while people are not paying attention.

"Zhang Sangui, the son of the Zhang family in the county seat, his father Zhang Zude is Zhang Rang's godson. His father and son are calling for wind and rain in our county, and they can't even do anything about the assassin in the state. The soldier covered his mouth and whispered.

"What official positions do his father and son hold in the county?"

"Why do they need to be officials, those who are officials are afraid of them. Zhang Sangui didn't have a lot of fun, so he came here to make trouble. It's been more than a month, and I'm messing around here every day, and no one dares to take care of it. ”

A wicked smile crossed the corner of his mouth. "No official position?" A plan to punish adultery and eliminate evil gradually took shape in my mind.

Immediately bowed his hand to Zou Jing and said, "My lord, please go back to the tent to rest, and leave the matter here to the lowly position to deal with." ”

took the opportunity to wink at him. Hopefully the general will understand. It may be that he can't stand this kind of anger, and he also wants others to teach Zhang Sangui a lesson. What's more, it's up to me to do it, and no matter what leaks I poke, I don't have to take any responsibility for it.

Zou Jing said knowingly: "Liu Junhou, the affairs of the military camp will be handled by you for the time being, no matter what it is, don't disturb the rest of the captain." ”

I couldn't help but excitedly salute a modern military salute. "Do as you say."

Zou Jing waved his hand and turned back to the account.

The reason why I decided to make a move was for three purposes: first, to join the Han army, with that official here, Captain Zou would definitely not dare to let me and others join; the second is to vent his anger to Guan Zhang and Wang Dafu, who was kicked just now; The third is to uphold justice for the bullied people in the county.

First of all, I have to provoke him and let him do it first, so that I can "defend myself". Settle down, turn around and scold Zhang Sangui with a stinking face: "You are a bastard, you have done all the bad things, you don't have a son to have a son, you have no life, you have a life, you have a life, you have a father and grandfather." ”

Sure enough, Zhang Sangui couldn't tolerate others scolding him, and kicked him back.

I didn't dodge, and I took a kick in the abdomen. It really hurts!

Zhang Sangui was so fast that he kicked out again.

"Ouch."

It's not me who called it, it's him, Zhang Sangui called it.

Hey. The runner-up of the Three Kingdoms is by Lao Tzu's side, how can it be your turn Zhang Sangui to be wild here. I saw Zhang Fei pick up his left leg, and the latter came first, kicking Zhang Sangui a few feet away. Rolling on the ground, twitching and unable to get up.

"Third brother, is this kick cool?" Patting Zhang Fei on the shoulder, I asked with a laugh.

Zhang Fei was stunned for a moment, probably not understanding what "cool or not" meant. He stretched his leg and said, "I haven't kicked so comfortably in a long time." ”

"Take him."

Take a snort. Wang Dafu took the lead and put Zhang Sangui's hands behind his back. Zhang Sangui's evil slaves ran up to save people, but were beaten away by seven guards with knives.

"Zhang Sangui's evil forces are extremely large in the county, let those little guys run away, but there will be a big mess. I'm going to chase it back. After Zhang Fei finished speaking, he chased out.

"Third brother, come back quickly."

"Big brother, why?"

I smirked, "Just make a big mess of it!" ”

Then he whispered to the guard, and the guard galloped out of the barracks. And he learned from Di Ge Lao in the TV series and said calmly: "I just want to let these evil slaves go back and lead Zhang Zude here." Third brother, close the camp gate. ”

Because of Captain Zou's order just now, there was no sergeant to stop him, so the big wooden door of the barracks slammed shut, shaking up dust all over the ground. The gate of the battalion kept all the recruits inside, and the people outside. And they couldn't help but talk about it, saying that I was afraid of Zhang Zude and closed the door to hide.

"Big brother, no matter how many people that Zhang De brings, we don't need to close the camp gate and hide in the camp and pretend to be a turtle with a shrunken head. Let me go out and beat his grandmother happily. Zhang Fei shouted.

"The third brother is calm and don't be impatient. When the time comes, I'm afraid that you will be beaten softly. ”

He also ordered the guards to fetch the table and find some jars of wine and a few large bowls. And just like that, a group of nine of us drank away. Laughing and drinking while talking, so as not to envy the recruits next to him. And they were all in the fog.

The barracks are open and flat, and the sun is shining all over the body, accompanied by the occasional breeze, which is very pleasant.

I deliberately didn't talk about what was in front of me. Picking up some trivial things to talk about, Wang Dafu held Zhang Sangui with one hand and made him kneel on the ground, and the other hand stroked from time to time to ask for wine.

Directly threw a jar to him: "You can drink as much as you want, but you have to save the last sip." ”

"Okay."

Wang Dafu was very excited, he had never seen him so happy since he saw him. His mouth was so big that half of the mouth of the altar was in it. One of the guards laughed and said it was a cow's mouth, so he laughed and said, "Haven't you heard of 'cow drink'?" If you drink more, you will grow stronger. ”

This statement is not false at all. Wang Dafu is much taller than me. It's almost two meters away.

Time flies. An hour passed, and many big men suddenly appeared outside the camp, and at first glance, there were five hundred people one after another.

Oh my god, it's a great evil force. A moment later, the barracks gates were all his men. The common people were scared away and watched from a distance.

"What are you...... Who's going to ...... Hurry up and let me go...... I...... Father-in-law...... Son. Otherwise, I'm ...... I...... Stepping on the ...... This army ...... Battalion. ”

A very obscene middle-aged man with a long beard was stuck in the thick stick of the camp gate, stammering and yelling. The last word "battalion" almost suffocated himself to death without saying it. Listening to the tone of the voice, you know that it is not Zhang Zude.

"Let your old man talk to this military marquis." Pretend to be arrogant. Actually, the current way it is already very arrogant.

"You're ...... Horizontal ...... Unreasonable home...... Guys, ...... Fast...... Let me go...... My father-in-law...... Public...... Gong ......"

"Childe, huh?"

I was anxious about him...... Rushed to death. Phew, I can't learn how he stammers. Zhengse said: "Tell your old man that this military marquis will show him today." If he doesn't show up, let your father-in-law ...... Public...... Public...... Childe knelt until he appeared. ”

The obscene middle-aged man saw me learning from him, and refused to let go, and his anxious face turned red.

Suddenly, a deep voice sounded, and there was a feeling of sinking deeply.

"Liu Junhou, the old man is here. It's time to let the dogs go, right? ”