Chapter 020 [Hua Tuo's Joke]
I'm Liu Bei.
When he came down from the tree, Guan Yu had already led the warriors out of the city to chase down the rebels. Zhang Fei flew over on a single horse, pulled me onto the horse, and joined Guan Yu and others at the foot of the city.
"Brother Liu, the rebels are defeated like a mountain, how about we take advantage of the situation to catch up and kill one of them, lose their armor and suffer countless casualties?" Li Wu said as he stood behind Guan Yu.
"Good. You and the third brother led the cavalry to continue the pursuit, and the second brother and I led the infantry back to the city. I jumped off my horse and replied. Li Wu didn't wait for Zhang Fei to get on the horse, so he rushed to go. Zhang Fei's hands and feet were also very sharp, jumping on horseback and chasing after him. Behind him were three hundred cavalrymen.
Li Wu, the commander of the regular army of the imperial court. Without him, I would not have been able to deal with the army, intelligence, city defenses, and other military affairs. I had the idea of asking him to come over from Captain Zou before, but now I have to pull him over. Guan Yu and Zhang Fei are still growing. I urgently need a right-hand man for war, and this assistant is not up to Li Wu. When Captain Zou comes back, he will not hesitate to spend a lot of money.
Seeing that they had gone, I returned to the county seat with Guan Yu and a hundred warriors. This time, Cheng Yuanzhi stormed the south city gate, so that nearly half of the 200 warriors defending the city were killed and wounded.
"The eldest brother is really scheming, and with three hundred cavalry, he scared away Cheng Yuanzhi's army of more than 10,000." Guan Yu said as he walked.
"Second brother, don't praise me. I'm just lucky. "Looking at the chaos in the city, I can't help but sigh at the devastating power of the war on the city. It's easy to destroy, but it's hard to rebuild. "What happened to the wounded brother in the city?"
"The wounded soldiers in the city have been treated, thanks to the help of Hua Daifu, who saved the lives of many brothers." Guan Yu said in admiration.
"The medical skills of the famous Chinese doctor are world-famous."
"The world?"
"Oh...... I mean world-famous. "At this time, there was no concept of the world.
"Second brother, there is nothing important to do in front of you, you might as well teach me the knife technique."
"Big brother wants to learn knife skills?"
"After the battle in the past few days, I feel that it is still good to have a little martial arts. At least I don't need your distractions to protect me in the future. "I said it truthfully." Second brother, where did you learn your good martial arts? ”
"Who's going to teach me? It's all rolled out of the rivers and lakes. Guan Yu replied, his eyes full of excitement, which showed that he was still quite proud of his martial arts. Big brother, if you don't learn this thing, it's all bravery. If you want to learn to strategize and dispatch troops, that is what people who do great things learn. ”
It seems that Guan Yu's idea is the most direct contributing factor for him to become one of the strongest commanders of the Three Kingdoms in the future.
Although it is the courage of a horseman, it must be learned. No matter how bad it is, you can still strengthen your body. "Second brother, it's decided. Now let's talk about where to start if you want to learn swordsmanship. ”
"It's hard to say where to start. But a strong body is indispensable. ”
"I have a way to do this. When I have practiced my physical fitness, I will ask you to teach me the knife technique. "If you want to be strong, there are many modern methods. Push-ups, gymnastics, running...... Many went.
"Second brother, you go and rearrange the city defense first, the number of people is less than half, it should be more difficult to arrange. I'm going to see how the people are doing. ”
With that, I strode away from Guan Yu and walked towards Xicheng Street.
"Big brother, I have something to tell you." Guan Yu's voice came from behind him. I guess it should be a small thing, otherwise he would have caught up. We'll talk about that later.
Xicheng Street is a place where people gather. Originally, I thought that their food was not very good, but I saw that they were cooking meat, and the smell of meat was filled with the whole street shed. Didn't Guan Yu send the food of the thief army to everyone? How else could it be so good?
"My lord, come and try the craftsmanship of the old slave." As she spoke, an old woman pulled me under the shed. The shed was full of children and old people.
"Look, he's an adult." A little girl pointed at me and made a childish voice.
"He's got a knife!" The little boy next to him said timidly.
"Don't be afraid, he's not a yellow turban thief." The little girl's little hand patted the boy's chest.
It's weird. The little girl was even more daring than the boy's. Could it be that women don't let their eyebrows go?
The old woman brought a bowl of broth, and half of her withered big fingers and thumbs were dipped in the broth. The other old men looked at me with wide eyes.
I took the bowl and took a sip, it was really unpleasant.
"How's it going, is it delicious?" The old woman asked with a smile.
"It's good. I don't know where the old man got his meat? I asked.
"The Derif of East Street." The old woman said, and sat down on the ground. It may be that you have low back pain after standing for a long time.
"Taste, it's good." The old woman saw that I had not drunk any more soup and urged.
Deriv? When did the second brother become a husband? I don't understand.
I took a pair of slightly clean chopsticks from the side of the pot and scooped up shredded meat in the bowl. Pick one up and put it in your mouth, and after chewing it carefully, you find it delicious, but it is very unpalatable and difficult to swallow. Glancing at the old woman, she was staring. I couldn't let her husband hope, thinking in my heart that I was eating KFC, and then my tongue curled, my throat swallowed, and finally I finished the most unpalatable meat ever.
"Delicious, right?" The old woman laughed dryly, and the wrinkles on her face deepened.
"I'm throwing up, I'm about to throw up." An old man said to me anxiously.
I looked at him puzzled.
"You can't eat it, you can't eat it." The old man became more and more anxious.
"She's not cooking pork." Another old man said.
"Not pork? No wonder the taste is wrong. Kind of like cat meat. Isn't it cat meat? I asked them.
"Where are the cats now, it's already finished." The old man replied.
I have a bad premonition in my heart, no wonder I always feel that this county is lifeless. It turned out that not half a domestic animal had been seen until now. That the meat was from a mouse? I couldn't help but feel something tumbling in my stomach and I felt like I wanted to vomit.
"The rats have been caught and eaten by us, and even the cats are starving to death." Another old man's voice. "That's human flesh!"
"What? Human flesh? I threw up a "wow" and my mind went blank. Terror...... It's horrible. I actually ate human flesh!
I don't know how long I vomited, but I didn't leave a drop of sour water in my stomach, so I felt better. But I still felt sick in my heart. In desperation, he had to stumble out of the shed and head towards the south gate.
After seeing Guan Yu at the South City Gate, he told this disgusting thing again. He smiled and said, "That's not human flesh, it's an appetizing soup made by Hua Daifu." I also drank a lot, and I vomited after hearing that it was human flesh. After speaking, Guan Yu stroked her long hair, squinted Danfeng's eyes, and couldn't help laughing.
"And what about them...... Why didn't they tell me the truth? I asked weakly.
"They're old and don't have a good brain. Otherwise, Waldives wouldn't have asked them to make this soup. ”
"Why did you let them make this soup?"
"Wardev said that this is called a soldier who does not tire of deceit. No one could have imagined that these old men would play tricks on others. This soup is really good. Hua Daifu said that in the past few days, we have not rested day and night, and we have not eaten on time, and our stomach must not be able to stand it, so I taught them to make this soup. Spit out the bad acid water in the stomach, otherwise it will hurt the stomach. ”
This master and apprentice, one gave me the Love Breaking Pill, and the other tricked me into drinking stomach soup, although they were all for my good, but I always felt uncomfortable.
But seriously, I'm in good spirits right now. Just as he didn't know what to say, he saw the city riding galloping over. Guan Yu and I hurriedly went down to greet him. Because this person's figure is very similar to Zhang Fei.
Zhang Fei rolled off the horse, covered in blood, and said exhaustedly: "We have been ambushed. ”