The white sky is like a big screen, and you can write any time, place, person, and story......

Time: 190 A.D.

Location: Tiger Prison Pass.

The flag is waved in the wind, and the large square under the gate is full of thousands of tables of banquets, during which the soldiers are full, and the sound of laughter and scolding is endless. On both sides of the close, several pairs of oversized rambas played the funny music of "Zhu Bajie's back daughter-in-law", pushing this festive atmosphere to today's most*.

"What the hell is Apo? If you don't come again, you'll be 'Mixi'! Yuan Shao, who was wearing a bikini swimsuit, made a very dissatisfied look and yelled at Wen Chou, who was holding a Bikachu rag doll on the side.

“I’m here！” A shrill voice came from afar.

As soon as the words fell, I saw Cao Cao's small steps jumping over, holding a large pile of euro banknotes in both hands, his expression was extremely sad, and he cried helplessly: "The euro has depreciated." The Xiongnu hated the lack of money and was unwilling to let Cai MM go home. ”

", you're stupid. Who still uses euros now, old-fashioned! Look Me！ Yuan Shu jumped down from the tractor, dressed as a migrant worker, but his left arm was wrapped around a slim waist with a good figure, ****MM, and the little finger of his right hand was holding an Oba dog, and his momentum was extremely arrogant.

"Don't pretend to be B, pretend to be B and be struck by lightning!" It was Lu Bu who spoke. Black suit, black leather shoes, sunglasses sparkling in the sun. Seeing the beautiful girl next to Yuan Shu, a "whoosh" flashed, supporting her plump breasts with both palms, and drooling with her mouth wide open.

After all the heroes arrived one after another, Wang Yun, the captain whose pants had retreated to his buttocks, announced very seriously at the tiger prison: "Attention, Dong thief...... No, Prime Minister Dong Cheng has arrived! ”

The voice did not fall, Dong Zhuo did not come out, but a loud singing voice sounded after the close: String your heart and my heart, string a clover plant, string a concentric circle......

It was Fat Dong Zhuo who was holding the microphone who was singing, and after singing the song, he shouted loudly: "Long live the subversion of the Han Dynasty!" From now on, everyone will have and pull together, MM will work together, computers will be the same, there will be land and points, and there will be RMB and the same spend. Cheers! ”

The heroes are excited to raise a glass and congratulate! After three rounds of drinking, a gust of sand blew, covering the sky and the sun!

The figure flickered in the wild sand, Zhang Fei stepped on his horse, and the voice was like a huge thunder: "I was farted in the wine you drank!" Hurry up and surrender, or your whole body will rot and turn into pus! ”

Listening to Zhang Fei's words, Qunying was stunned, and immediately criticized and scolded.

"Little Zhang Feifei, dare to come here to stop me from doing big things." It was Lu Bu, who was wearing sunglasses, who was clasping the halberd in his hand, ready to fight alone.

Suddenly, another horse came from the dust, and the person on the horse had a long beard, and his face was like a heavy date, and he was majestic. Of course, this person is Guan Yu. I saw that his Danfeng eyes swept away, slightly raised his lips, and said with a smile: "Don't be afraid, you didn't let the third brother's fart in the sprinkle you drank, but my eldest brother spit on!" ”

As soon as the words were finished, the heroes were shocked, sweating profusely in fear, stroking their throats and saying in unison: "Liu Bei, you are so ruthless!" Actually spit! ”

After saying that, they died violently one by one. As a result, Liu Bei unified the chaotic Eastern Han Dynasty in the last years and established an immortal heroic hegemony.

——THE END。

"Ahh

I screamed inwardly and opened my eyes in fright. Only then did I realize that the funny scene was a dream! Terrible dreams~! Is my saliva more poisonous than crane top red?

Where is this? Did you cross over again?

If you look closely, you will see dirty mud walls and beams, and the wooden furniture has been around for a certain time, all exuding a quaint atmosphere. It is a thatched house.

The first concept that came to mind was "I'm still alive". And, still in ancient times. Otherwise, there would be such quaint roof beams and mud walls.

"Can't move!"

I instinctively wanted to reach out, but I found that my whole body couldn't move at all. His arms and legs were scepty, but he was bound by invisible ropes, and he couldn't move. Only then did he realize that he was lying down, covered with a thick quilt. Recalling the previous battle, he was seriously injured and jumped off the cliff. After that, it was obvious that he was rescued.

"Why can't many people jump off a cliff and die? For example, Yang Guo and Xiaolongnu. "It's always good to think that you don't die, as the saying goes, you don't die in a big disaster, and everyone in the back knows it.

I couldn't help but take a deep breath.

It smells so good.

It's a woman's fragrance! I bet with JJ that it must be a woman's incense. "Woman? Could it be Miss Gan? ”

Thinking of this, I can't help but feel spiritual.

Just as he was about to look around, there was a thin sound of running water in his ears, like a scoop of water slowly pouring out. The sound of water came intermittently, which made the ears enjoy it for a while. Who is stirring the water and making such a nice sound?

Looking for the sound of water, he turned his head to the left.

Amazing!

It's really a catastrophe, and if you don't die, you will have a blessing!

What the eye sees, the brain can no longer organize words to form sentences to describe, but can only be represented by phrases: girl, nude, water, big wooden barrel.

I blinked vigorously to make sure the view was unreal.

Yes, it's true!

The large wooden barrel was only two feet away from my eyes, and the girl bathing in the barrel had her back to me, and the side was a faint view of her breasts.

If the body is not injured, then if you don't jump up at this moment, it is really TJ.

If my arm could move, I wouldn't hesitate to reach out. Even if she is an abrupt beauty, she still shows her true colors as a man.

It's painful, it's hateful, it's hateful, and what's even sadder is that I can't move.

This scene reminds me of an adapted famous saying: The farthest distance in the world is not from the White House to the residence where the lantern is pulled, but the beauty is two feet away, but you can't touch it.

Today, I finally experienced the pain that could not be reached.

The light in the room was a little dim. But at this moment, even if you show me the molecule, I can see it: the girl's long black hair is gently draped on her smooth and slightly bony back, and her slender right hand gently raises the gourd to scoop the warm water in the bucket, pouring it from Xiu's shoulder, making the body fragrance in the turbulent air flutter one after another.

She happily hummed an unknown happy ancient song, and she was in a very comfortable mood.

This situation, this scene, and the singing to listen to, is really beautiful.

What's going on? The girl was bathing in the room where I was housed, and I really couldn't think of any reason for her to do so. It's not that ancient women were the most conservative and couldn't even show their feet. What does it mean that she is so casual and asks me to look at some important parts?

I really can't figure it out. Oh, she thought I wasn't awake yet, that's why she did it.

"Sister Yaya~!"

A crisp voice came from outside the house, listening to this sharp timbre, it was a girl again.

It turned out that the girl in front of her was named Yaya. It's easy to remember, easy to pronounce and better to listen to, I really don't know which one is beautiful compared to her appearance?

Hearing the words, the maid stopped humming softly and suddenly stood up from the barrel.

Stunning again!

Thin droplets of water slid down her slender figure from her back. At this point, she leaned sideways, and all the important parts were in full view. I really can't say anything, so I can only sigh secretly: What a picture of a girl taking a bath.