It's not that everyone can't see that the thing around Zhang Yifan is rice paper, it's just that they can't figure out why Zhang Tianlu sent Zhang Yifan rice paper!

And it's this kind of rice paper that looks like leftovers!

For a military general like them, dancing and writing are things that can't be beaten by eight poles!

It is true that there are military generals who also like to be vassals and elegant, and they like to write a few strokes in their spare time, but the things that can't be written are all things that can't be elegant! Over time, this kind of thinking will be eliminated!

Now that Zhang Yifan has received the rice paper sent by Zhang Tianlu, does it mean that he wants Zhang Yifan to 'abdicate', does this kid want to preside over family affairs?

According to the status of the current Qingying, it seems that it is also a little possible!

This kind of thought came to the hearts of the generals who came to congratulate!

Who told them to listen to all the plays written like this?

Li Zhi saw this scene from afar, and felt a slight favor for Zhang Tianlu in his heart.

On this occasion, meeting a person who likes pen, ink, paper, and inkstone undoubtedly makes him feel like a companion.

"Third brother, what is this? It's hard to get this kind of stuff? Do you think your father has never seen the world? Zhang Tianlu's second brother Zhang Tianfu asked with some schadenfreude.

For Zhang Tianfu, Zhang Tianlu's recent appearance of riding the east wind still makes him feel a little uncomfortable!

If he went to Qingying back then, I'm afraid the scenery of the third brother now would be his!

Even if he knew that most of the family property had to be the eldest brother's, but this jealousy was still inevitable in his heart.

Zhang Yifan's eldest brother Zhang Tianan frowned, the second brother's statement was really not suitable for saying on this occasion, so he whispered before Zhang Tianlu spoke: "Second brother, shut up!" ”

"Dad, the third child is estimated to have been deceived, otherwise he wouldn't have used this kind of thing to celebrate your birthday! But the third child still has his heart! ”

When everyone who was about to watch the play heard Zhang Tianan say this, they also smiled lightly, this was to find a step down for Zhang Tianlu, and at the same time, they also wanted this matter to pass like this.

Although the juniors are a bit embarrassed, they also let them be elders like this, and they can't ridicule Zhang Yifan anymore!

After all, juniors are still hairless and unstable at an age, and some mistakes are naturally understandable!

"Big brother, what do you say? Where did I get lied to? This kind of stuff is really good! It took me a lot of work to get so much for my dad! ”

"Shut up!" Zhang Tianan heard that Zhang Tianlu did not borrow the slope to get off the donkey, but argued and immediately reprimanded.

"Tianan, you let this bastard say! Lao Tzu wants to hear how difficult he is today! Zhang Yifan's face was also a little difficult to look at.

was brought back by the third son with a bunch of torn rice paper as a birthday gift, this alone is a great loss of face for him, and after the eldest son stopped him, the third son is still here to fight, Zhang Yifan doesn't need to see those relatives and friends, and he knows that people have blossomed in his heart.

If you Zhang Tianlu don't say a flower today, you see if he will be soft when he beats people!

Zhang Tianlu also felt the strong change in Zhang Yifan's words, and then looked at his father's face, Zhang Tianlu swallowed a mouthful of saliva, and immediately turned his head to ask his eldest brother for help.

Zhang Tianan closed his eyelids lightly, and now at this time, think of him?

It's late!

Zhang Tianfu watched with a smile on the side, as if he was looking at a stranger who was embarrassed!

"Say? Dumb? Seeing that Zhang Tianlu didn't mean to speak, Zhang Yifan slapped the table and shouted.

Since he has already made a mess in front of his relatives and friends, Zhang Yifan naturally doesn't mind beating Zhang Tianlu once in front of everyone!

Otherwise, his heart is unbalanced and unhappy!

Zhang Tianlu gritted his teeth, he couldn't get over this hurdle in front of him, and he just pinned his hopes on this gift.

"These are not rice paper!"

"Dog, are you bullying your dad for not reading, and you want to lie to your dad and me like this?" Zhang Yifan was furious and slapped the table.

Even if Zhang Tianlu said something like a human being, he wouldn't make him so angry.

What can be seen at a glance, this kid of him actually said no?

At this moment, Zhang Yifan felt that the third son he knew, but in fact, he didn't understand it at all!

"Dad, this is really not rice paper! Listen to me! ”

Seeing that Zhang Yifan was being persuaded, Zhang Tianlu hurriedly took a few steps back and shouted loudly and quickly, for fear that he would slow down a little, and he didn't even have a chance to explain.

"Good, good! You dog thing will make it clear to Lao Tzu today, what is this not rice paper? You can't tell you clearly today, if you don't break your dog's mouth, Lao Tzu counts you as capable! Zhang Yifan was really angry with Zhang Tianlu.

When Zhang Tianlu heard these words, he also shrank his neck, and in order not to be beaten by his father, he hurriedly said: "Dad, this is toilet paper!" ”

Toilet paper?

No one in the audience had ever heard of this word, and no one knew it.

"Lao Zhang, didn't your third brother really get you something good?" Some people can't help but be puzzled.

Zhang Yifan's anger also disappeared a little, after all, he had never heard the word that popped out of the mouth of his third son!

Scarcity is expensive, and it may be a bit possible!

It's just that he flipped through the stack of rice paper beside him...

There's a fart!

"Don't think about fooling me with words that everyone doesn't understand, I think this thing is just a stack of rice paper!"

Zhang Tianlu heard Zhang Yifan talk to him without wanting to fight or kill, and he knew that there was a drama in his heart, he smiled and said: "Toilet paper, it's just that they shouted it, in fact, this thing is equivalent to a toilet chip." ”

After Zhang Tianlu's words were finished, the whole scene was silent!

Everyone stared at each other, a little unable to believe what they were hearing.

After reacting, everyone's eyes were wonderful and they turned their eyes to Zhang Yifan.

Zhang Yifan's old face, from red to black, is called a conspicuous one!

A pair of eyes are even more stared at the stone lion outside the mansion gate, and the teeth are bitten in the mouth, I am afraid that it can also break the gold and cut the iron!

To celebrate his birthday, he actually sent such pickled things to the toilet to raise money?

Even if he Zhang Yifan doesn't know a few big characters, he understands that this kind of thing is not to be sent, and even if he says it, he may not be able to hear it anywhere.

"What a good son of mine!" Zhang Yifan gritted his teeth, and his eyes could cut Zhang Tianlu alive.

"Dad, listen to me!" Zhang Tianlu looked at his father like that, where could he still think that he could be better? If this is not explained clearly, I am afraid that the time for him to return to the camp will have to be scheduled for a month later.

"Second brother, tie up this rebel for me!" Zhang Yifan was also angry, and he didn't care that there were so many guests present.

"Dad, I'm really sincere enough to get it for you! It's not like I'm going to lose face for you! The children in the youth camp are all using this kind of toilet chips, and whoever uses it will say yes, I didn't lie to you! ”

"Dick, call me!" Seeing that Zhang Tianlu was still so ignorant, Zhang Yifan was even more angry.

Zhang Tianfu also felt that he had lost a lot of face, and raised his hand towards Zhang Tianlu with a black face.

Zhang Tianlu saw Zhang Tianfu raise his hand to call, and somehow, the posture of breaking the edge and eight knives was directly used.

It's just that he doesn't have a weapon in his hand, and outsiders look at him as if he has set up his second brother's hand, and he seems to be in a half-circle posture in place.

Zhang Yifan and others are experts, and they can see through the mystery at a glance, and at the same time, they are slightly shocked in their hearts.

What a fierce shelf!

Zhang Tianfu saw that he had lost face again in front of everyone, and his face couldn't hold back.

Just as he was about to do it again, Zhang Yifan said, "Second brother, come back." ”

"Dad..."Where is Zhang Tianfu willing, this is him losing face.

Zhang Tianlu said 'um', Zhang Tianfu lost his temper, and had to glare at Zhang Tianlu fiercely.

"Lao Zhang, do you still need people in Qingying now?" After understanding Zhang Tianlu's shelf, someone suddenly said this.

"How do I know? It's just the way this dog thing looks, it's just a show! Look at what he did, what's the point? Zhang Yifan said disdainfully, and his mood was a little better.

The disciples of the sect are talking about military merits, and there is one thing that is brilliant, for these elders, it is a matter of long faces!

It's just that this long face is not enough to offset Zhang Yifan's anger!

"This old thing!" Hearing Zhang Tianlu's words, everyone scolded in their hearts.

Zhang Tianlu saw that Zhang Yifan called his second brother back, thinking that he had an opportunity to explain, so he opened his mouth and shouted: "Dad, I know that you have hemorrhoids, whether it is a wooden toilet chip or a bamboo toilet chip, it is uncomfortable, so I got these toilet papers to honor you!" With this toilet paper, it's so soft that it works just as well as silk! Daddy, you have to trust me! ”

Zhang Tianlu's words, instead of letting Zhang Yifan listen to it, made Zhang Yifan embarrassed to find a crack in the ground to get into!

His old face was completely lost by his son today!

Where is this longevity?

It's obviously crying and mourning!

His son really hates him for not dying!

People have hemorrhoids, Zhang Yifan is sure that there are few people who don't have them, and even those who are more serious than him are not a few! It's just this kind of thing, can you take it out and talk about it?

Or do you say something like this in front of so many people?

Who hasn't had a dough yet?

"Poof!"

Someone suddenly let out a laugh that couldn't be hidden, Zhang Yifan looked there with bulging eyes, and the old friend who was stared at by Zhang Yifan immediately restrained his expression and said seriously: "Lao Zhang, this is the third child of your family thinking about you!" These things are all in his heart. ”

As soon as this person said this, Zhang Yifan obviously saw that many people turned their heads sideways, or lowered their heads a little.

Zhang Yifan stretched out his hand and pointed at Zhang Tianlu, his teeth were itching with real hatred!

His reputation was ruined by him!

I'm afraid that in less than two days, his 'fame' will have to be praised among the gates!

He also has no face to go out!

Zhang Tianlu also saw the situation, which was far from what he imagined, and his face couldn't help but start to turn pale.

I'm afraid that the day he will return to the camp will have to be after March!