29. Causes

"By the way, what did you do in the afternoon, why did it take so long to come back?"

Paimon's reincarnation of the starving ghost is exactly the same as someone's, which makes someone feel like they have brought it to him, and in order not to destroy the image of Wei Guangzheng in front of the screen, Lin Chen took the initiative to stir up the topic.

Paimon swallows food in large gulps, but he can eat a lot of food in one bite with a small mouth, and I really don't know how to do it.

Hearing Lin Chen's question, he put down the plate in his hand, wiped the food residues from the corners of his mouth with his little hand, and said angrily: "Stinky Lin Chen, you still say that I, in order to make a lot of money to promote our business, I have been busy all afternoon today!" ”

As he spoke, Paimon patted his little chest with a little pride in anger, revealing a tsundere little expression: "Hmph, you have to thank me well, I won't buy it without thirty servings of fisherman's toast!" ”

"Oh? What have you done? ”

Lin Chen's relaxed and happy expression gradually converged, and he suddenly had an ominous premonition.

No, this afternoon's kung fu Paimon won't be a backstab, right?

"I didn't see a single customer coming to my door this afternoon, so I went out and found someone to sell it myself."

Paimon's first words made Lin Chen breathe a sigh of relief.

Since no one came to the door, he didn't panic at all if it was just a door-to-door sales.

With Paimon's eloquence and the impossibility of selling the dead water, it is even more impossible to sell the two.

"But I've found a few of them, but no one wants to buy them."

Paimon's tone was slightly low when he said this, and just as Lin Chen's face showed a smile, Paimon suddenly let out a villainous (Lin Chen thought of himself) laugh again.

"Fortunately, I was smart, and I went to the Knights and found Barbara to help promote it together! As a result, many girls in Mondri heard that the dead reservoir water was recommended and worn by the shining idol Barbara, and immediately all the young women came to me to reserve the dead reservoir water! ”

"So, all...... of young women? ”

Lin Chen's lips were white, and he asked in disbelief as if he was ten years old.

Paimon nodded as a matter of course, and there were two more golden and glowing gold ingots in his eyes: "Even if the Mondstadt women of my mother's generation have pre-ordered one, all of our dead water has been sold!" ”

"We're rich!"

Lin Chen instantly felt tightness in his chest, dizziness and shortness of breath, and his hands on his heart felt like they had been hit hard.

Why!

Why would Barbara help sell this "shameless" expensive and useless garbage swimsuit!

Why are the women of Mondstadt so rich, they can buy all the garbage swimsuits for a thousand mora!

Where is your moral bottom line!

Ying and Paimon obviously felt that Lin Chen's cheerful mood immediately changed, and their handsome faces were full of pain and sadness.

Paimon scratched his head, a little confused about Lin Chen, and Ying even leaned directly to Paimon's side and whispered, "He...... Has it always been like this? ”

"Maybe too excited?" Paimon bit his finger, "Crying with joy? ”

Ying looked at Lin Chen beating his chest and crying and laughing speechlessly, do you call this crying with joy?

Is there a misunderstanding of the word excitement?

"Lin, Lin Chen, are you okay?" Ying couldn't stand it anymore and poked his waist in a low voice.

Lin Chen emptied his thoughts, and replied with a machine that was more sad than his heart: "No, it's okay, what can I do, I've made a lot of money, it's too late to be happy, hey, hey, hey......"

After a long time, Lin Chen finally accepted the bad news from heaven, rubbed his face with his hands, and returned to normal.

He smiled kindly at Paimon, "That's all, I don't know what else you're going to do, right?" ”

Paimon shook his head, but after a while, he straightened up his little bun figure as if he was invited, "Oh, and more, more than a thousand pieces of dead water have all been sold out, and there are still many people who haven't grabbed it, and I hope we can do a little more......"

"Stop, stop!"

Lin Chen stopped Paimon's series of critical attacks on him, he was afraid that his heart would be bad and he would burp directly.

"Let's talk about this matter later, if you are full, you will leave quickly."

Lin Chen checked his backpack just now while he was in pain, and the original zero funds immediately became 1.1 million Mora, and he was directly numb.

Paimon patted his little belly and stuck out his little tongue to lick the food crumbs left on his fingers, "It's almost full, so let's go back." ”

Ying next to her got up and was about to go to the checkout, but Lin Chen quickly settled the bill first and gave Sarah a good tip by the way.

"See you next time, Sister Sarah!"

Lin Chen waved goodbye, and after receiving Sarah's sweet smile, he turned around and led Paimon away.

Ying looked at the backs of one big and one small, and then looked down at his one-handed sword, and the corners of his mouth raised slightly: "It's not that bad......"

Back at home, Lin Chen pulled Paimon and slammed the bedroom door shut.

"Why are you stinky Lin Chen, the fireflies are still outside."

Paimon chatted with Ying Xiang on the road, and was about to talk to her more when he was pulled into the room by Lin Chen.

"Tell me what happened today."

Lin Chen couldn't imagine that before he left, there was still a lot of dead water in the warehouse before he left, so how could he have no effort to eat?

"What are you talking about, I've already finished talking about it when I'm eating, stupid Lin Chen."

Paimon crossed his waist and puffed up.

"That's not what I meant." Lin Chen said helplessly: "You tell me, why Barbara will help you promote the dead reservoir water, don't tell me that she really likes the dead reservoir water or has a good relationship with you." ”

Although Barbara is also Paimon's friend, the relationship is obviously not to this point.

If you want a beautiful girl idol to promote this kind of bathing suit that hinders the weather, no matter how you think about it, it can't be something that can be done after meeting a few times.

Barbara is innocent, but not a fool.

"Ah......h ”

"So it's just pure zeal?"

Lin Chen felt incredulous, "Have you forgotten something, how can it be so easy?" ”

"yes, yes." Paimon didn't know either, and his little hand touched his little aura.

"Why did Barbara buy so much dead water?" Lin Chen felt that things must not be so simple, and began to investigate the reasons in depth.

He doesn't accept backstabbing for no reason, he must find the reason for his failure!

"Okay, it seems that she said that she would send some dead reservoir water to the head of the piano to try it on."

Paimon thought for a moment and finally remembered what Barbara had said.

Try it on?

Lin Chen had a flash of inspiration in his mind, could it be because of this?!