Chapter 233: Old Bastard
In the new week, Martin ended his vacation and started a new job.
After a long period of preliminary preparations, the crew of "Departed" is about to enter the filming stage.
Before the crew went to New York for filming, a script meeting and a meeting with the main creative staff were held at Warner Pictures.
Ten minutes later, he came out of the bathroom, gently patted Allen's wrinkled face, and said, "Honey, you keep sleeping, I'm going to the crew." ”
"I know." Alan let go of his hand, and Shu Shuang didn't want to get up at all: "For the sake of you being so good last night, I remind you and your boss that the big crew is not easy to mix, especially in the case of you, the direct competitor at the audition is still in the crew." ”
Mene asked, "Is there any suggestion?" ”
Alan didn't answer, but said, "I'll wait for you here, and I'll come back in the evening." ”
Uncle Mene was ruthless in his heart, he recovered during the day, and he must be sweet until she begged for mercy at night: "I will be on time at seven o'clock in the evening." ”
Allen said unhurriedly: "Scorsese only has the Oscar Best Director in his eyes now, and everything that hinders him from hitting the award will become his enemy, so in the crew, no matter what happens, don't interfere with filming and work." ”
She stretched: "In addition to Scorsese, Leonardo has the most right to speak, he recommended your boss in the crew, let's have a good relationship with Leonardo in private, it won't hurt you." ”
Mene nodded and said, "See you in the evening." ”
Leaving the hotel, he drove to the Warner Pictures building, waited in the lobby for a while, and met Martin and Bruce.
"Boss." Mene took the initiative to find it.
Martin beckoned to him: "Let's go, let's go up together." ”
Mene said Allen's words to Martin as he walked.
Martin patted Mene on the shoulder: "We are kind to others, and we strive to be good people everywhere, but good people are not wrecked, but when bad people make bad, we must beat the bad people down." ”
Mene said, "Boss, what do you say I do. ”
Martin and Mene entered the crew conference room together, and there were six or seven people seated at the long conference table.
The conference room was very messy, with a lot of things thrown on the floor and tables.
There was a miniature doll lying in the doorway, half of a black cylinder exposed in a key place, a small ball tied up with a belt on the ground nearby, and a black flowering whip like a whisk of dust in front of it.
Looking further in, there are more than a dozen kinds of various sex toys.
This made Martin subconsciously suspect that he was in the wrong place, and it was not Scorsese's crew that came, but Jenner's crew.
Martin's gaze quickly shifted from these to the person sitting at the left of the conference table.
Just by looking at his appearance, this person is born like a villain.
Jack Nicholson!
From the eyes of the others, Martin guessed that the toys had something to do with Nicholson.
He stepped over the mini-doll and came to the right of the conference table.
According to the default rules of the crew, the first seat must be Leonardo's.
Martin will either sit in second or in Jack Nicholson's current position.
But he found that the second chair had a cushion on it, the kind that was very common.
Some people like to put a softer cushion on the office chair or meeting chair.
Martin glanced at the others' chairs.
He did not hesitate to give up the second chair, which represented the status of the crew, and sat in the third place.
Mene sat on the other side of him.
Jack Nicholson turned his head to look at Martin, and the corners of his mouth cracked into a smile, like the evil clown he played.
Martin smiled at him, but didn't speak.
The two have not crossed paths in the past.
In the next few minutes, the rest of the crew came in one after another, and most of them were a little surprised to see the sex toys all over the ground, and those old qualifications among them naturally fell on Jack Nicholson.
It's clearly not the first time Jack Nicholson has done this.
Leonardo came in at this time and couldn't help but laugh when he saw the mini doll: "Is there a big free gift giveaway?" ”
Martin greeted him, "Hi, Leo. ”
Leonardo nodded at him and said directly: "You are very good, make Kate so happy, be careful that Sam comes to the door to find you to fight." ”
Martin knew he was talking about Sam Mendes and couldn't help but laugh: "Kate and I are pure friends. ”
Matt Damon came in through the door at this time, looked at the seat, and saw that the second seat next to Leonardo was empty, and sat on it unceremoniously.
He sat down in the middle, and Martin and Leonardo lost interest in chatting.
Matt Damon greeted Leonardo, turned around and held out his right hand to Martin: "You have done something very remarkable. ”
Whether this was talking about the Burbank High School incident, or something else, Martin didn't bother to guess, shook hands with Damon, and the almighty phrase immediately jumped out: "I'm your movie fan, super fan, Bourne is so cool." ”
Honest people can't mix up like Damon, Damon followed Martin's words and said: "You, a fan, surpass your favorite stars." ”
Martin hit back head-on: "Fans like a star to the deepest part, and something happens naturally. ”
Damon laughed, and his smile was like his appearance, extraordinarily innocent.
Director Scorsese came in last, looked at the special supplies all over the floor, and said, "Jack, you're doing this again!" ”
Nicholson laughed with a wicked feeling: "It's boring to just have a meeting, but it's a little fun." ”
Scorsese, who had known each other for almost thirty years, didn't care much, pulled out a chair and sat down, and said, "Reading the script will begin." ”
Everyone took out the script and read it carefully.
The assistant director turned on the slide projector, and Scorsese combined his own schoolwork to explain the complex relationship between the plot and the characters.
When Scorsese finished his explanation and picked up the kettle to drink, Nicholson suddenly took out a small remote control from his pants pocket and pressed it.
Poof-
The sound of a fart was heard throughout the room, loud and long.
The voice was in the area of Martin and Leonardo, and the two of them heard it most clearly, so they turned their heads at the same time and looked at Matt Damon in the middle.
Everyone's eyes immediately followed Martin and Leonardo to Matt Damon's side.
The fart sound cleared, and Matt Damon was very innocent: "It's not me. ”
Nicholson quietly pressed the remote again.
Poof-
A loud, long fart sound came from under Matt Damon's ass.
There was something strange on everyone's faces.
Leonardo unconsciously moved back, as far away from Damon as possible.
Matt Damon stood up suddenly, grabbed the cushion from his chair, and asked loudly, "Who is it?" Who did this to you! ”
Several people stole a glance at Jack Nicholson.
Martin smiled at Nicholson, and under normal circumstances, he should have sat in Matt Damon's chair.
Unexpectedly, Nicholson took out the remote control, put it on the table, and said with a smile: "I do it, this kind of will be very boring and boring, always find some fun." ”
He looked at Matt Damon, "A little prank, you wouldn't bother with an old man, would you?" ”
Matt Damon tossed the mat onto the conference table.
Nicholson didn't wait for Matt Damon to get angry, and said to Martin: "Originally, I wanted to ...... with Los Angeles No, the American hero was joking, but I didn't expect the hero to not sit in that position and chose another one. ”
Matt Damon turned his head to look at Martin, and when he saw that Martin's face was full of surprise and innocence, he could only sit back in his chair.
Mene wanted to move, but Martin quietly grabbed him, turned his eyes to Nicholson, and nodded at him with a smile.
Nicholson didn't care at all, he did too much of the like.
Scorsese finished drinking his water and said, "Jack, your prank is over here, don't show up on the crew again." ”
Nicholson said, "I promise! ”
Martin realized that Scorsese's relationship with the old bastard was clearly unusual.
The reading of the script went so smoothly that everyone seemed to have forgotten about it.
When the meeting was over and Scorsese left, Matt Damon immediately got up and walked out.
Ignoring the others, Martin came to Leonardo: "When are we going out for a drink together?" ”
Leonardo said something else: "I heard Kate say that you organized a really great theme party that even Wes Craven's fussy old man conquered. ”
Martin nodded, "There's such a thing." ”
Leonardo lowered his voice: "New York is a gathering place for supermodels, I plan to contact a few, rent a yacht or a mansion to have a party, can you help me plan it, just these parties in the circle, it's not interesting to play." ”
Two scenarios automatically pop into Martin's mind, one of which is Leonardo's favorite water gun party.
But on second thought, this guy likes this mouthful, and he must have played a lot in private.
He asked, "What level of model?" ”
Speaking of supermodels, Leonardo is quite confident: "At the level of Victoria's Secret Angel, as long as I send an invitation, someone will definitely be willing to come." ”
Martin asked, "Are they willing to cooperate?" ”
Leonardo's side is not generally conceited: "Of course. ”
Martin responded: "I'll think about it during this time. ”
Suddenly, a big head stretched out, and Jack Nicholson, a guy who played cards out of common sense, lay on the conference table, sticking out his head like a turtle: "You two bastards, count me in, or I'll call and report you!" ”
Martin looked at the old man, who looked like a villain, and couldn't see through him at all.
Nicholson snorted coldly: "I just live with my temperament and do whatever I want, unlike you guys, who put a mask on your face every day." ”
I forgot which Hollywood star did it, and I remember that there was such a gossip
(End of chapter)