Chapter 240: Bastard Threesome
The crew unsurprisingly came a heavyweight visiting model, Gisele Bonson flew back to New York from overseas, couldn't wait for a moment, went directly to the set, and dragged Leonardo into his rest trailer.
The sound of an argument came from the open window of the trailer.
All kinds of falk sounds are constant, which is not inferior to the shooting of this film.
Although the others were curious, they all stayed away a little to avoid being angered.
There were only two rotten people, who moved simple tables and chairs, and sat in the shade arguing and drinking ice coke.
The only people who can do this kind of shameless thing are Martin and Jack Nicholson.
"Just a waste like you, and you're still partying with a dozen female models?" If Leonardo and other women are replaced, Gisele Bonson will not be angry, but he is a model from the same company as hers, and a few Bichi even show off in the modeling circle, how can this be endured?
She launched a Brazilian lion roar: "Your thing looks like the Titanic, but in fact it's not even as good as an octopus, aren't you ashamed?" ”
Leonardo's angry hair was about to explode: "Shut up for me, don't step on the horse to slander people!" ”
Not far from the window, Martin picked up an ice cola and raised it to the old bastard: "Giselle's words, it's worth a drink." ”
Nicholson was afraid that the people inside would not hear, so he touched the bottle with Martin: "Cheers to Leo's Titanic!" ”
Martin took a sip of Coke and said, "Those little blue pools sold Leo." ”
Nicholson said: "If the opportunity is right, they will sell you." ”
Martin dismissed: "I'm a happy bachelor, I'm afraid of them!" ”
Nicholson listened to the quarrel inside and said: "Leo is really a soft egg, except for his hard mouth, everything else is soft, arguing to break up, but it drags on." ”
Martin could see clearly that Leonardo had already made up his mind to break up, after all, Bonson was 25 years old.
He gestured: "Let's help Leo and shout together." ”
Nicholson, an evil guy, was afraid that the world would not be chaotic, so he slapped the table and said, "Come, shout!" ”
“1,2,3!” Martin had already spoken to Nicholson about the slogan.
Nicholson opened his mouth and shouted, "Leo, break up and come on!" ”
The sound of the broken gong shouted by a loud voice spread dozens of meters.
Martin was laughing, not shouting.
Nicholson pointed at Martin, jotted down the bad debt, but refused to stop, and shouted, "Break up, come on!" ”
Not only did he shout, but he also opened a sun umbrella, under which a banner was automatically raised: "Celebrate Leonardo's breakup today!" ”
With a bang, the trailer door opened from the inside, and Giselle strode out of the car, raised his middle finger at Martin and the old bastard, and angrily made a split-leg motion: "Don't you like to fuck around with supermodels?" Come on! Supermodels are here! If you have the ability, come and do it! ”
Martin and Nicholson immediately coaxed.
No matter how shameless the two are, Leonardo's face still has to be taken into account.
Giselle snorted coldly and strode away.
Leonardo got out of the car, crossed his hands on his waist, walked back and forth a few steps, and reached out and nodded Martin and the old bastard: "I must be blind to make a bad friend like you." ”
Martin didn't hesitate to hit a rake: "Obviously you want to break up, let the two of us come over to witness!" The result? We were despised by your girlfriend. ”
Gisele Bonson is gone, and he does it again: "Leo, you must compensate me and Jack for the mental loss. ”
Nicholson, of course, stood on a united front with Martin at this time: "If you don't invite us, how can the two of us be so bored, come and watch you quarrel." ”
As he spoke, he picked up the Coke bottle, touched it with Martin again, and drank it together: "Come, Master, cheers." ”
Martin opened the ice cube box next to him, took out a bottle of Coke, and threw it to Leonardo: "Either sit down and drink it, or go and chase your girlfriend back." ”
Leonardo opened the Coke and emphasized: "Ex-girlfriend! It's already an ex-girlfriend! He touched the bottle with Martin and the old bastard: "Celebrate my return to singleness and freedom." ”
Martin held up the Coke bottle: "Congratulations on your return to the happy bachelor." ”
The crew returned to quiet, and although the outside entertainment media frantically reported the news of Leonardo's breakup with Gisele Bonson, it did not make much waves on the set.
As long as the three Martins don't make trouble, the crew will have no big problems.
There is only one important female character in this film, and many times when there are fewer actresses, the crew will have a lot less trouble.
Matt Damon didn't do anything special except that he wanted to overpower Martin during the shoot.
The result cannot be changed, and making a fuss in the crew will only incur Scorsese's disgust.
Leonardo, who has resumed his singleness, has entered a new stage, and he is in full state during filming, and many scenes are passed in one go.
Even Scorsese thinks that Leonardo's acting skills have improved somewhat.
"Do you know why you didn't win the Oscar for Best Actor? Women drag you down! During the lunch break, Martin said to Leonardo for the sake of the majority of young women in Hollywood: "Leo, give up those glamorous sluts, stay single from now on, or switch to the arms of male compatriots, you can win the best actor with this film!" ”
Leonardo could hear the guy's bad intentions: "You want to eliminate a strong competitor? I won't let you get away with it. He suddenly noticed that the trio was missing an important member: "What about that old bastard Jack?" ”
Martin didn't know either, beckoned, waited for Bruce to come over, and asked.
Bruce casually pointed, "Meryl Streep came over to visit, and Nicholson got into the rest trailer with her." ”
Leonardo disdainful: "One is in his 50s, the other is in his 60s, and he is still so hungry and thirsty, it's shameless!" ”
Martin came up with a good idea: "Leo, last time Gisele Bonchen came over, that old bastard pulled me to fuck you, you won't forget this, right?" ”
Leonardo remembers Nicholson shouting "break up and come on" outside the window and asking, "What do you think?" ”
"Follow me." Martin found the props team and asked the person in charge, "Doug, I remember you prepared some firecrackers?" ”
Doug responded: "There are some, and they will be used during the filming of a scene." ”
Martin reached out and begged, "Give me some." ”
Doug grabbed a handful, shoved it to Martin, and admonished, "Don't mess around on the set." ”
Martin said, "Am I the kind of person who comes here? Feel relieved. ”
Doug looked at Leonardo, Leo was originally quite reliable, since the filming of this drama began, mixed with Martin and Nicholson, and gradually became unreliable.
The crew also gave them a nickname: The Bastard Trio.
Leaving the crew, Martin took the lead and walked towards the rest trailer, giving Leonardo a few cannon fights as he went: "Let this thing go?" ”
Leonardo's lighter had already been pulled out: "Let it go a few times, I know how to get it." ”
Martin also grabbed a lighter, and the two of them walked lightly, quickly approaching Nicholson's rest trailer.
Twenty meters away, a voice came from the half-open trailer window, a vulgar Nicholson scolding Jesus, and another female voice calling God.
The trailer seems to be shaking slightly.
Hiding behind a business car, Martin said to Leonardo: "Watch your tactical moves, follow me!" ”
Leonardo was intrigued and followed Martin closely.
Martin quickly and softly touched under the trailer window with the tactical maneuvers taught by Bruce.
Leonardo came across from him.
Martin nodded at him and whispered, "One, two, three!" ”
The two of them lit a cannon at the same time and threw it into the window.
Leonardo also learned from the movie and shouted: "Fire in the hole!" ”
Bang! Bang –
An explosion sounded inside the trailer.
Although this side of the window is a storage area, as soon as the sound of artillery fire rang out, it immediately alarmed the two people inside.
"Ahh
Meryl Streep's screams rang out.
Martin turned around and ran, and before Leonardo ran, he lit another cannon and threw it into the window.
"Leo, Martin, you two bastards!" Nicholson didn't have to guess to know who would do such a shitty thing, with a stick in his hand and a briefs in one hand, he opened the trailer door and rushed out: "I'm going to kill you!" ”
He only saw Leonardo, Martin ran away early.
With all his strength, Nicholson threw the stick in his hand at Leonardo, who dodged it, lit another cannonball, and threw it at Nicholson.
With a bang, the cannon volley exploded, and countless pieces of paper fell.
Meryl Streep, wrapped in a blanket, emerged from the trailer door, curious: "Leonardo?" ”
"And Martin Davis," Nicholson said. ”
Meryl was surprised: "You got involved with him?" ”
"I've Martin, and everyone in the crew knows it." Nicholson lifted his briefs up, and the old pervert stood in front of the trailer and said, "I gave you face, and it will be my business in the future." ”
Meryl wasn't too happy.
Nicholson said directly: "You want to win the Oscar again, lick Harvey Weinstein hard, I don't interfere, but I don't know that fat man, why do you mess with that little pervert of Martin Davis?" ”
He nodded his head: "I'm old, it's not as hard as a Coke glass bottle here, you probably don't know, the gunman who got the Martin Davis Coke headshot is dead." ”
"I'm disappointed, don't talk about it, let's go." Meryl went back to get dressed and asked Nicholson, who followed up, "You don't want another Oscar?" ”
Nicholson said casually: "One is enough, what do you want so much?" ”
Meryl said no more, put on her clothes and left the set.
Nicholson changed his clothes and instead of going to Martin and Leonardo to settle scores, he sat down in the sofa chair and thought it through.
In the afternoon, while Martin entered the set to film, Nicholson quietly found Leonardo.
"It's not about me, it's all Martin's fault." Leonardo did not hesitate to betray his companions: "The idea was what he thought, the firecrackers were asked by him from the props group, and I just followed behind and shouted cheers." ”
Nicholson said, "I believe in you. He was looking for Leonardo for Martin: "Leo, have you noticed that since the crew started filming, that bastard Martin has done a lot of bad things, from the yacht bachelorette party, to your breakup with Giselle, to the fact that Meryl and I almost got cramped and stuck today, it was all him messing around in the back." ”
Leonardo pondered for a moment: "It's always him who watches us play, and the two of us make a fool of ourselves." ”
Nicholson clenched his fists and pounded the table hard: "Find a chance to him together!" ”
There should be two more chapters being written today
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