Not only the three Martins on the roof of the trailer, but the other people who originally paid attention to Leonardo and Nicholson also looked away one after another, turning to the strange-looking person who walked alone.

Some familiar people recognized it as Shia LaBeouf.

Leonardo also looked over there: "This is the surprise that Martin said?" ”

Nicholson raised his hand to hold his sunglasses and said with a smile, "Haha, it's kind of interesting." ”

On top of the trailer, Saoirse props up a tripod, stands behind the camera, and says, "He's doing performance art again." ”

Martin found that the mobile phone shooting effect was not good, so he simply stopped filming and concentrated on watching the excitement: "The man who stole the limelight of the whole crew is finally here." ”

Shia LaBeouf wears a supermarket paper bag with three holes cut out of the bag, revealing her eyes, nose and mouth, and the rest of the place is crooked and written - I am a normal person.

The clothes on his body are made of several leather belts that wrap around the chest and legs, and the belts are inlaid with metal rivets in reverse, and the long spikes are erected towards the sky, like a porcupine that has been partially plucked off.

On the belt behind his waist hung a whip, which dragged on the ground like a demon's tail.

Thea walked forward in silence, and the melon-eating crowd surrounding Nicholson and Leonardo automatically divided into two sides to make way for him.

"Coming at us?" Leonardo was curious: "Martin's novel activity?" ”

Nicholson couldn't understand: "Martin isn't so perverted, is he?" ”

Thea came up to Nicholson, pounced, and got down on one knee, the long thorn in his knee, inserted into the dirt floor, making his posture look particularly weird.

He took off the long whip behind his waist and held it high: "Jack, let me join the bastard trio!" ”

Nicholson didn't react at all.

Leonardo was dismissive.

Thea exclaimed, "Please lash me as a testimony of my joining." ”

Nicholson didn't touch the whip, just laughed happily.

With a paper bag on his head, Xia could see clearly that, as an artist, he was ready for the most brutal test: "In order to prove my determination and confidence to join the bastard group, I will kneel here for a long time, without making any sound, without any response, you can whip me, or test me in any other way, I will definitely put my artistic integrity first, and I will not do anything to dodge and resist." ”

There was an uproar among the people around.

Even if they are in Hollywood, they are used to seeing all kinds of abnormalities and watching too many nerves of celebrities, they are still stunned by Shia LaBeouf's miraculous operation.

Even Johnny Depp's weird guy hasn't come to this point!

Nicholson was fun to watch.

Leonardo also found it funny.

But neither of them touched the whip.

Leonardo pointed to a trailer behind him: "I see Martin." ”

Nicholson looked back and said, "Let's go, let's go to his side and continue to watch the excitement." ”

The two turned around and left.

Shia LaBeouf still knelt there on one knee, as if not seeing that the target was gone.

Nicholson turned around and couldn't help laughing: "Where did Martin find such a superb one, it's so fun." ”

Leonardo said: "It was a big surprise. ”

Coming to the trailer, Martin and Bruce had already gotten out of the car.

Saoirse looked at Leonardo and decided to stay on it: "I'll shoot a little longer." ”

She wanted to see if anyone had done anything to Shia LaBeouf.

Martin called Nicholson and Leonardo into the trailer and sat in front of the window where he could see it.

"The performance artist you found?" Leonardo has always been interested in art.

Nicholson asked, "It's not easy to find sand sculptures like this, is it?" ”

"It has nothing to do with me." Martin asked rhetorically, "You didn't recognize it?" ”

"The man's head was completely covered in a paper bag, and it was harder than Batman to recognize." Nicholson said, "What do you tell us to recognize? ”

Martin said directly: "Spielberg's godson, the actor of the Transformers live-action movie Shia LaBeouf, such a high-end talent, where can I find it?" He is because of Blanchett, who especially admires Jack and wants to be Jack's younger brother. ”

He talked a little bit about Shia LaBeouf in the past few days.

Leonardo looked very interested: "What a talent, it should be sent to the San Fernando Valley." ”

Nicholson asked, "Do you think Spielberg would be willing to send his godson to that kind of place?" ”

Martin replied casually: "It's not a big problem if it's not biological." ”

Seeing the sand sculpture still kneeling there, Leonardo asked, "What do you two think?" ”

"Our bastard trio are notorious villains, elites who are good at making trouble, not a sanity shelter!" Nicholson has the momentum of a boss, both daring and capable of doing things.

He pointed to Shia LaBeouf, the paper bag man, and said, "If you let him join our bastard trio, what do you think the outside will think of us?" We're not elites, we're not villains, we're brain-dead! ”

Martin agrees: "First of all, he will seriously lower our average IQ, and in terms of his behavior pattern, he is a hundred times more likely to be than he is to be." ”

Leonardo said: "Also, he will seriously Latin our average appearance and reduce our attractiveness to young and beautiful women." ”

Leonardo said: "Also, he will seriously Latin our average appearance and reduce our attractiveness to young and beautiful women." ”

Martin's and Nicholson's eyes brushed across his face.

Leonardo was dissatisfied: "What do you mean? I'm going to lower your looks? What a joke of the century! ”

Martin knocked on the table: "This is a reminder to you, don't develop horizontally, you'll drag down our average appearance, Leo!" ”

Leonardo was about to retort, but Nicholson rushed ahead of him and said: "This Shia LaBeouf does not meet the requirements of our trio at all, he is a weirdo at best, he can't be a villain, don't think about him." ”

Martin said, "Be fun. ”

It's still very interesting to eat melons purely.

It's not just the melon-eating crowd, including the bastard trio, that finds it interesting, but also Shia LaBeouf herself.

Thea seemed to be kneeling there on one knee, but the paper bag put him into his own world, and he was happy like a joke at this time.

The happiness of people is very different.

The melon-eating masses are eating Sia's big melon, and Sia alone is eating dozens of people's melons.

Looking at so many sand sculptures around him, like clowns, he felt that these melons were crispy and sweet.

David Fincher stood alone at the door of the studio, looking at DreamWorks' godson, speechless with rage.

He was really dazed, so he promised DreamWorks to let this sand sculpture into the group.

David Fincher was too lazy to go over, the sand sculpture was willing to kneel, and it was good to continue to kneel.

On the trailer, Martin pointed to the roof of the car: "Shia LaBeouf is average, the girl above is nice and has a lot of potential." ”

Leonardo's eyes rolled and deliberately raised his voice: "Martin, aren't you known as single-minded?" When did you change the taste? ”

"Shut up, Leo!" Martin's voice ran out of the open window: "Saoirse is my approved student, I am Saoirse's teacher, you can't belittle a student he approves of in front of a teacher." ”

Leonardo squeezed his eyes at Martin: "You're right, I lost my words." ”

Nicholson pointed at the two bastards and said, "Since she has potential, teach her well, not only in acting, but most importantly, how to develop safely in Hollywood." ”

His later words carried a bit of true feelings: "I'm old, maybe one day when I close my eyes and kick my legs, I will go to see God or Satan, and then there will be one less bastard, and there will be a successor." ”

Martin smiled and said, "Old bastard, don't worry, God won't accept you, Satan doesn't dare to ask you, they are afraid of being fucked by us!" ”

On the roof of the trailer, Saoirse was still filming, listening to the words and laughter that came from time to time, and felt that these three people were not villains as rumored, but had a particularly cute side.

Martin, in particular, recognized her teacher and was really a good teacher.

Saoirse Ronan, a child star, took the initiative to find Martin as a teacher, of course, her mind is not so simple, but she feels that she shouldn't think so much at the moment.

With Martin as a teacher, she should be able to have a lot less trouble in the future.

As for the trouble that came over on her own initiative, Saoirse was not afraid, she dared to Emma Watson at Pinewood Studios!

In the afternoon, filming was still set in the amphitheater, still a rivalry between Martin and Cate Blanchett.

Shia LaBeouf, the paper bag man not far away, is still kneeling there.

The security guard of the studio found it interesting and came over to take a group photo with him as a background.

There was also a fat female security guard who quietly ran over and wanted to take off Shia LaBeouf's pants, and if he didn't resist, maybe he could......

David Fincher left a crew security guard in advance and scared people away.

Even if David Fincher is irritable, he can't let Shia LaBeouf really have an accident on the set.

But it's okay to take a group photo or something.

After a while, two stylists came over and instructed Tina, who was serving Martin, "Strike a sexy pose, he won't move anyway ......"

Tina posed in various poses next to Shia LaBeouf and took multiple photos.

Niangli came over angrily, cocked her orchid finger and said, "I didn't expect that there are people of the sixth gender in this world." ”

Tina didn't mix in that circle, and couldn't figure it out: "I know that there are three genders, how can there be six." ”

Niangli said for example: "Men, women, gays, lesbians, shemales, these are the five types that used to exist. ”

He lightly tapped the paper bag that Shia LaBeouf was wearing: "You see, this is the sixth, paper bag man!" ”

It dawned on Tina.

"Hey Tina, hurry up to the set!" Saoirse shouted at this side: "Blanchett is angry, saying that this idiot is brainless and has something to look at, let you hurry up and touch up her makeup." ”

Tina hurriedly walked back: "Didn't you just touch up your makeup?" ”

Saoirse put her hands in her pockets, whistled, and walked away as if nothing had happened.

Back on the set, she put all her mind down and carefully observed her teacher, Martin, and Blanchett.

Saoirse remembered what Martin had just said, acting is the foundation of everything, the foundation does not exist, and there are no other key parts to talk about.

(End of chapter)