Chapter 62: Wedding Night
Peng Tian really knelt down, what kind of broken place is this, men and women are killed? Feelings, do they really regard this place as the Garden of Eden? Want apples for apples, and Adam for Eve?
Peng Tian's forehead was glared at by the fat aunt, in the Zimu tribe, when women talk to each other, men don't have any right to interject, unless it's their Zimu tribe's sprinkling adults!
Just when the atmosphere was extremely weird, Peng Tian and Bao Xi exchanged glances again and again, calculating how to retreat! The sound of the ten drums around him that made people hurt suddenly all fell silent, and then the noisy noise of the purple wood and earth people became extremely small, like the sound of mosquitoes and flies!
Then I saw this fat aunt who was too plump, adjusted the cicada-wing-like "coat" on her body, straightened her crown, and began to bow deeply behind Peng Tian!
Peng Tian was surprised, at this time, several of them were facing the tribe's bonfire, there was no trace of anyone behind them, and those Zimu natives who had just come back with them had long since disappeared! Who is this fat aunt targeting?
Peng Tian, who hurriedly turned around, saw a few zhang behind him at this time! A heroic and extraordinary, very big rooster appeared, looking at Peng Tian majestically and vigorously, the height of nearly three meters, the same proportion of volume, looking at Peng Tian's eyes were full of condescension! Especially the playful expression of the big rooster at this time, which directly made Peng Tian dumbfounded!
Peng Tian admits that this thing is definitely a big rooster, although it is indeed a bit big! Although its temperament is very different, although its too humane eyes make Peng Tian look very uncomfortable!
After Peng Tian swallowed the foam with difficulty, he pulled the Bao Xi and the fox Qing next to him, regardless of their surprised eyes staring at him, pointed at the rooster and asked, "What do you call it?"
"Presumptuous"! You are so unreasonable to the adults who sprinkle it? Come on, give me a slap in the face! If it weren't for the sake of my son's face, I would definitely have executed you directly for your unreasonable behavior! Why don't you quickly apologize to the adults? My lord! This child has just come to the tribe and doesn't know your honorable status! Please forgive me!
Seeing the fat aunt at this time, her face was pale with fright, and she was sweating profusely and bowing to the big again and again to apologize, and the speed of the salute with the afterimage really made Peng Tian doubt whether her body was real or fake!
"Hmph! Hmph! Unreasonable Peng Tian, if you didn't really have a little chance to create, the old man would have swallowed you a long time ago! If it weren't for the beautiful Xi Shi girl who has been taking care of the Zimu clan meticulously, you would be safe now?"
The big rooster's answer made Peng Tian speechless even more, he can really pretend! Isn't it just a big rooster? What's the big deal? I wiped it, saying that he was fat and panting?
Wait? Who is Xi Shi? It can't be this Dong Shi's mother, right? Looking at the fat fat aunt who has already smiled because of the praise of the big, he is thinking about his ideal image of Xi Shi! Peng Tian admitted that he had the illusion of wanting to die at that moment!
Don't bring such a spoof!
Since coming to the Zimu tribe, what Peng Tian has seen and heard is very painful, the ten drums with painful eggs, the super fat women with painful eggs, the big cocks with even more painful eggs, and the most painful thing is, TM's big is still sprinkled?
At this time, Bao Xi Fox Qing couldn't care about the pain at all, maybe Peng Tian's cultivation time was short, and he didn't feel any sense of oppression from this big at all, but at this time, Bao Xi and Fox Qing's faces had changed, and they became extremely ugly!
Fox Qing's foxy eyes have become very shocked, she never thought that there is still a kind of strength in this world, relying on momentum alone, it has already made her inner warning reach the extreme!
If Peng Tian hadn't just reached out and grabbed her, she would have already been weak and prostrate on the ground, unable to stand up!
Finally, Peng Tian, who came to his senses, saw the unusualness of Bao Xi and Fox Qing, just when Peng Tian was shocked and was about to make a move! The words of the big rooster sounded again:
"Well, the two girls are still somewhat knowledgeable, unlike a certain stunned young man, who still hasn't seen the difference between my old man! Alas, with such a dull qualification, there is such an extraordinary creation?
Bing Xue smart Bao Xi immediately grabbed Peng Tian's ears, and after giving a look to the fox Qing, he also gave a deep salute to the big rooster, saying that the younger generation Bao Xi fox Qing took her husband Peng Tian, and invited An Yunyun to her seniors, Peng Tian, who had never heard Bao Xi say New Year's words, knew that he had lost his eyes, and this rooster was definitely not the rooster!
Ya is still a great master?
The atmosphere at the scene finally eased up, and the expression of the big rooster seemed to be comfortable! Then, in the open mouth of the chicken, he spit out a sentence that Peng Tian didn't want to hear, and Bao Xi and Fox Qing were equally helpless:
"Well, for the sake of the face of the two girls, my old man won't bother with you, a stunned young man, today's good day, bring my goddaughter Dongshi, the old man wants to testify in person, marry my baby girl to you, you don't have to thank the old man, just be my old man's big **, cheap you lucky stinky boy!"
Hearing the angry words of the big rooster, Peng Tian finally broke out, and saw Peng Tian pointing at the big rooster, and said in an angry tone: "You are a broken rooster, what is so good about it? Even if you have some ability, what qualifications do you have to decide other people's marriages?"
Am I very familiar with that Dong Shi? Am I very familiar with you? What kind of big-tailed wolf are they all pretending to be? What kind of imported vehicles are loaded? Master, I've put up with you for a long time! If you know each other, open the door immediately, and we will get together and disperse, and we will never see each other. If you don't know each other? Be careful that Master let you know! Why are the flowers so red?"
Outside a strange barrier not far behind the big rooster, Dong Shi, who was dressed in a red dress with a happy face, suddenly stopped when she heard Peng Tian's words, and then, with a stunned face, after the big face trembled, a teardrop the size of a soybean dripped from the corner of the purple eye!
The sound of snapping, snapping tears falling to the ground actually passed through the strange barrier and reached the place where the Zimu tribe bonfire was full of shock, and next to the bonfire that could be heard by the pins dropped, it was activated by this small sound as if it were an instant! All the Zimu natives who were extremely angry got up one after another and rushed towards Peng Tian!
"Hmph! Have I asked you to move? Old man's affairs, how can you juniors be allowed to interfere with me?" With the big rooster's suppressed words, I saw that the Zimu natives who rushed up with a "dong dong" running sound were fanned into the air by the big rooster's open wings!
And Peng Tian and the others beside him, none of them had the slightest abnormality!
"Hmph! Come on, take this Miss Dong Shi's confinement and his two concubines into the cave room together! I'll go to the lobby and wait first! Today, we people from Zimu will not return if we are not drunk!"
With the angry words of the big rooster, with a slight flap of the other wing, those purple wood natives who flew out in mid-air actually returned to the ground strangely, this miraculous technique, Peng Tian's heart was even more agitated!
He admitted that he was not the opponent of these strong men at this time, but such a strong man was not something that he Peng Tian could not surpass, one day, he Peng Tian would step on Kyushu and let the strong men of all races crawl under his feet!
Peng Tian, who had a stubborn expression, and Bao Xi Fox Qing with a happy face, were escorted to an even bigger hall, this hall that was hundreds of feet tall and could not see the edge, at this time it was already full of countless wooden utensils, and on top of the utensils, one by one, there was a strange aroma rising upward!
Aunt Dong Shi, who was full of joy, hated Peng Tian all the way, said that Peng Tian didn't know the general situation, said that Peng Tian was low, said that Peng Tian was stubborn, in short, along the way, this Aunt Dong Shi's mouth has not been idle, compared to the aunt of the neighborhood committee when Peng Tian came?
The next action made Peng Tian even more aggrieved, that Aunt Dong Shi seemed to be afraid of Peng Tian, all his behaviors and behaviors were controlled by this very guarded aunt, Peng Tian involuntarily bowed, involuntary luggage, his scolding mouth was also controlled by Aunt Dong Shi's weird control, and he couldn't make any sound at all!
The custom of the Zimu clan seems to be no different from the human race, the same worship of the high hall, the high hall is occupied by the big rooster with a happy face on the main seat, the second worship of the parents, the position of the parents is occupied by the Xi Shi aunt who has been smiling, and then the husband and wife worship!
I don't know what this smiling Aunt Dong Shi thinks, when the couple worships each other, as long as Dong Shi bows to Peng Tian, Peng Tian will return the salute three times, and when Peng Tian is forced to complete countless bows, his sad and indignant mood has been consumed a lot, which shows how much torture he has suffered!
Bao Xi and Fox Qing, who also had a resentful face, were complicated by the huge "sent into the cave room" voice, and several people were accused and sent into the same huge room!
Aunt Xi Shi who followed up, after glancing at Dong Shi who had already picked up the red hijab with a kind face, and after sending a warning look to Peng Tian, she gently slapped Bao Xi and Fox Qing with both hands, and the second daughter who fainted to the ground, and Aunt Xi Shi, who was smiling all over her face, still arrived at the exit of the huge door!
On the bed in the huge room, only Peng Tian, who was sad and angry, and Miss Dongshi, who was full of sorrow!
Half an hour later, the words of Miss Dongshi's huge voice instantly brought Peng Tian back to life, and then, Peng Tian, who was full of excitement, quickly walked towards Miss Dongshi!
Taste, taste!