Chapter 523: The Legendary Butter Hand
The three jerks drank more and more, and the two bottles of whiskey quickly bottomed out.
Martin hadn't drunk so much in a long time, and he couldn't help but get drunk: "Come, keep drinking, you're drinking too slowly." ”
Nicholson shouted: "Today there are only brothers, no women, until you get drunk!" ”
Leonardo went to get the third bottle, opened it and poured it next to each other.
After another drink, Nicholson burped, slapped the table and said, "I had planned that Giselle would invite us to her pre-wedding party, and Martin and I would do some work in the middle, trying to get Leo to give her a child." ”
Martin clapped his hands and laughed: "Perfect plan." ”
Nicholson said, "But Leo's idiot didn't get Giselle's bachelorette invitation!" ”
Leonardo picked up his glass and clinked glasses with Martin and Nicholson: "Today we don't mention women, just toast to brotherhood!" ”
Martin took a big sip and said, "It's a lot more interesting to know you two bastards. ”
"For our brotherhood!" Nicholson also gulped down.
Soon, the two bottles bottomed out, and the three of them were a little drunk.
Leonardo, who swore not to talk about women tonight, suddenly cried and burst into tears: "My Giselle is engaged!" She's engaged! ”
He was in pain: "I originally thought that when I had enough fun in the future, I would turn back to her, but she completely abandoned me and threw herself into the arms of others. ”
Nicholson hugged Leonardo and said drunken comfort: "I know this feeling, and I understand your feelings, I specially ordered the same butter used by Marlon Brando from France, and I was going to try it on him, but as soon as the butter was delivered, Malone went to see God!" ”
He also began to cry, just as sad as Leonardo: "I don't use any butter!" Malone, why don't you wait for me to use it......"
Martin suddenly stood up and shouted, "What do you two look like to shut up and cry?" We're a trio of assholes, leaders of the Hollywood Face Gang, and the most brilliant troublemakers! ”
Not to mention, the cheer squeezed Nicholson and Leonardo.
Martin lifted the wine bottle, took two sips, and said: "The mission of our trio is destined to enter Washington, capture the White House, and dissolve the American Federation!" ”
Leonardo shouted: "It's so decided, our face gang trio, to lead the dissolution of the United States!" ”
Nicholson was drunk and dazed: "I originally thought that in a few years I would go to heaven with butter to find Marlon Brando, it seems that I will live a few more years." ”
Three sand sculpture drunks had a heated discussion on this topic.
The next morning, Martin woke up and came out of his bedroom to find Nicholson and Leonardo still asleep on the living room carpet, and he didn't wake them up.
He washed up, and originally wanted to go directly, but suddenly an idea came to mind, and hurriedly entered the kitchen of the suite and found a box of butter.
Good brother, of course, let the brother feel the fiery love.
Martin found a stainless steel spoon, pried open the butter box, scooped out some butter with the spoon, and smeared some of it near Nicholson's crotch, and the other part on Leonardo's buttocks, and placed the butter box in Nicholson's hand.
Perfect!
Martin threw away the spoon and went out alone.
After going to the restaurant below for breakfast, Martin and Bruce drove out of the hotel.
Just as Martin walked into Alexandra's small apartment, two earth-shattering howls rang out from Leonardo's suite upstairs.
The dazed Nicholson saw the butter on his crotch and shouted, "Leo, I took you as a brother when I rode a horse, but you secretly me!" ”
Leonardo hadn't fully woken up yet, pulled his pants forward, and pointed to the butter on his buttocks: "Don't slander people, it's clear that you fucked me!" Jack, you've been wanting to use butter for a long time, haven't you? How dare you covet my beauty, you bastard! ”
"Whew!" Nicholson pointed at Leonardo's ass: "If you don't lose weight, you'll become Kim Kardashian!" “
The two stared at each other, and suddenly discovered a key problem, Martin was not there!
It wasn't hard for Leonardo to figure it out: "It must have been Martin, the bastard, who did it." ”
Nicholson said, "No one else would be so perverted except him." ”
The two glanced at each other and reached a tacit understanding: "Find a chance and him!" ”
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Because of the annoyance caused by the heaviness on her chest, Alexandra has been practicing yoga and wants to reduce the weight.
In terms of her size, a slight reduction will not affect the quality and feel of the cleanser at all.
After buying an art film from Sacred Valley yesterday and returning to her apartment, Alexandra studied it overnight and found that yoga can be used in the field of art.
But the man can't be an ordinary person either.
Fortunately, Martin is really not an ordinary person, and he uses many difficult movements effortlessly.
When the silence in the apartment returned, Alexandra was in a daze for some time before she came to her senses and said, "Martin, those male artists in the Sacred Valley are far worse than you. ”
Martin is not modest: "When I was filming 'Zombie Dani', Jenna Jameson, who was the supporting actress, wanted to pull me to shoot with her. ”
Alexandra had seen the gossip in this regard, and had just experienced it, and praised it sincerely: "A person as good as you can become the top even if you go to the Sacred Valley to work hard." ”
Martin was not ashamed to say, "Someone once said that I could be the next Locke Silverdy." ”
Suddenly, there was a knock on the door outside.
Alexandra was helpless, so she could only wrap herself in a blanket, and went over to look at the cat's eye, and found that it was her sister Catherine, and immediately held her breath and didn't want to open the door.
During the filming of "Fast Pursuit", this prodigal still wanted to seduce Martin!
Catherine didn't wait for a response, so she simply opened her satchel and said, "I know you're inside, and if you don't open the door again, I'll take the key and open the door myself." ”
Alexandra's chest ached, and after opening the door, she asked, "What are you doing here?" ”
Catherine saw her like this, and reached out to pull the blanket: "Is there a vacuum in it?" ”
Alexandra dodged quickly.
Catherine took the opportunity to get into the door, turned around and closed it, and asked, "Who are you messing with?" Isn't it Martin? ”
"Shut up!" Alexandra grabbed her.
Catherine said, "I don't even have my mouth open, why do I have to keep it closed?" She stared at her sister and sneered: "It's clear that your mouth is not closed!" ”
Martin got dressed, came out of the bedroom, and greeted, "Hello, Catherine." ”
Seeing that the person inside was indeed Martin, Catherine wanted to jump over, but was stopped by Alexandra.
She could only endure it, so as not to scare people away, and said, "Long time no see." ”
Alexandra said to Catherine, "Sit down. “
Catherine sat down helplessly.
Martin went to the bathroom.
Catherine lowered her voice: "You'd rather cheapen those glamorous sluts than consider your own sister." ”
"Are you talking about what a normal person should say?" Alexandra's voice was also low, and she said directly, "You're only 17 years old, and he won't look at you squarely." ”
Catherine grew up in an unusual family, and when she heard it, she understood the meaning of her words: "Then I'll wait until I'm 18 years old." ”
Martin came out of the bathroom and said, "It's almost noon, let's go to lunch together?" ”
Catherine replied, "Okay." ”
Alexandra went to get dressed and put on makeup, and dragged Catherine away.
Martin roughly understood what she was thinking, and said that he underestimated his character, and he was not the kind of person Bruce was.
The three of them went out and found a restaurant nearby.
When the meal was served, Alexandra pondered how the heroine in "New Ghost Street" should speak to Martin.
Martin has learned a lot of advanced experience from Leonardo, and he has an understanding of Alexandra's recent developments.
Without waiting for her to speak, she said, "You worked with Wes Craven once, how did it feel?" ”
Alexandra nodded hurriedly: "Very good, Wes took good care of me in the crew, saying that I am also a member of the face gang, and I can't be wronged in the crew." ”
Martin said with a smile: "He is the first leader of our face gang, and he also founded the face gang tradition of face wash, and with your excellent conditions, he is very suitable to play the heroine of a horror movie." ”
In traditional American horror films, the heroine must have a certain appearance, and it is better if she has big breasts, hips, and long legs.
Alexandra pursed her lips, a little excited in her heart, thinking that Martin was really good.
She has also been in the actor circle for a long time, although she has not experienced it, but I have heard many people talk about it, many big stars, big directors and producers often put on their pants and don't recognize people.
"Wes Craven was working on 'The New Ghost Street,' and I remember the first lead character was a woman, and I'll reach out to him later," Martin said. ”
After all, there is a basis for cooperating with "Magic House".
Alexandra thought for a moment and said, "If it's too difficult, forget it." ”
Martin smiled and shook his head: "The project led by the old gang leader, I will ask now." ”
He glanced at the time, simply took out his phone, dialed Wes Craven on the spot, and after a little greeting, he talked about "New Ghost Street" and Alexandra.
Wes Craven thought about it for a moment and responded.
Alexandra kept looking at Martin, her ice-blue eyes were exceptionally bright, like a husky who was attached to her master and wanted to play various games with her.
She thought for a moment, she was only 23 years old now, and she still had a lot of time to use, and she could be bound to Martin before she was thirty.
And Martin isn't the kind of mean bastard who can leave whenever she wants.
After eating, Alexandra chases Catherine away and pulls Martin back to the apartment.
(End of chapter)