Chapter 161: You're a Fuck and I'm Stupid!

"Why can't you live, you and Xiao Zhang will sleep in the same room." Li Mu said.

"How's that going to work?" Levan immediately objected.

What are you kidding, and you still sleep in a room with him......

Li Fan secretly said in his heart, what's wrong with Mom? Send me to the man's bed...... I'm afraid I don't want anyone......

"Why can't it, men and women are together, and it's not just that thing. Just say it, Xiao Zhang has been locked up in it for several days, there must be some grievances, and there are still a lot of things I want to say. You can't tell his grandmother these words, because it will make the old lady worry and sad...... So, all he can tell you is...... You don't know how to be considerate at all...... Li Mu said.

I......

Li Fan is even more confused, where is this?

"The two of us...... OK...... Nagging ...... in the car," Li Fan said helplessly.

"It's not a problem to talk in the car...... And, fuck my waist...... I don't know if it will hurt again at night...... Leave Xiao Zhang here tonight, is there still a ...... I also said before that I have to give your grandmother acupuncture at least once a week...... It's been a week...... When you get up tomorrow morning, you have to give your grandma a needle......" Li's mother is both horizontal and vertical, and after saying this, she dragged her daughter into the bedroom.

Li Fan's head is already as big as a fight, and he can't talk about his mother at all.

It's also a care and acupuncture ......

It seems that if Zhang Han doesn't stay tonight, he will definitely not be able to live.

After sending Li Fan into the house, Li Mu came out to look at Zhang Han again, and said kindly: "Xiao Zhang...... Auntie's waist, I don't know if it will hurt again at night...... Fanfan's grandmother will have acupuncture tomorrow morning...... You see, or you'll be here for a night......"

It's a big step.

Although people have already taken the initiative to give their daughters to you, it can't be the same as giving them away for nothing. The reasons must be sufficient.

Zhang Han was embarrassed, this is far away, if Li Fan can't go, how can he go? In addition, Li Mu's words are also true, which makes it a little difficult to refuse.

For the sake of today's plan, I can only reluctantly agree first, and wait to discuss with Li Fan what to do.

Zhang Han stubbornly said: "Auntie, then I happen to have a lot to say, and I want to talk to Li Fan...... Let's talk here......"

"That's what ...... You go in and talk about your ......" Li Mu walked to Zhang Han's side and almost dragged Zhang Han in.

Zhang Han entered the bedroom, and the color tone inside was basically blue. It is different from the warmth of Tang Xuan's bedroom, and it is different from the hazy of Luo Siya's bedroom.

The room has a wardrobe and bed, a TV and a small desk.

Zhang Han came to Li Fan's side, frowned and glanced at her, but did not make a sound.

Levan immediately understood, walked to the door, closed the door, and locked it. When she walked back, Zhang Han whispered, "What should I do?" ”

"How do I know...... My mother ...... "Speaking of which, Li Fan can't even speak."

The old mother obviously wanted to give herself to Zhang Han for nothing.

Zhang Han complained even more, Luo Siya was still waiting at home, what was the matter if she didn't go home all night? At this moment, he was afraid that Luo Siya would call him.

"Auntie, this ...... We talked about it before...... It's just one day......" Zhang Han frowned again.

"I don't want to...... It's not ...... Forget it, forget it...... Tonight, I guess there is no other way, let's make do with sleep......" Li Fan was really too lazy to think about it, took off his shoes, and lay directly on the bed.

She was wearing black trousers, a blue shirt, and a security hat.

Seeing her like this, Zhang Han had to slip on the bed.

The bed of Li Fan's house is the same size as Tang Xuan's house, which is also 1.5×2 meters. It is estimated that usually, she sleeps alone.

Anyway, the trunk of the car was also big, and the two of them came back to back, and no one said a word.

However, Zhang Han could hear that there was a person outside the door, who had been standing and not leaving.

Zhang Han secretly said in his heart, this is too exaggerated.

But after thinking about it, the daughter of the family is a lala, and it is not in a hurry to change which parent.

Zhang Han said in a low voice: "Your mother seems to have been standing at the door and not leaving. ”

Li Fan whispered, "I found out too...... It's a terrible ......."

Immediately afterwards, her heart suddenly moved, her body turned to Zhang Han's side, and she whispered, "I have a way......"

"What's the solution?" Zhang Han lay down.

"Wait a minute, I'll just say you did something to me, and I'll beat you...... That way, we'll be able to go......" Rivan proposed.

"Will this work?" Zhang Han frowned again.

You're going to treat me like a hooligan!

"You don't want to go to my house, do you?" Levan asked.

"How is that possible?" Zhang Han was straightforward.

"Then you will listen to my ......," Li Fan whispered.

"Good ......," Zhang Han said.

The two of them had been talking in very small voices before, but at this time, Li Fan's voice suddenly raised and said, "Where do you put your hand?" ”

Zhang Han didn't say anything, just waited for Li Fan to make a move.

Although lying flat, the corner of his eye kept looking at Li Fan. Li Fan followed and winked at him, and whispered, "You say two words...... That kind of ......"

"What?" Zhang Han asked.

"It's hooliganism...... The more frivolous, the better......" Levan said.

Groove ......

Zhang Han took it on the spot.

The first time I came to your house, I was carrying a watermelon and picking and choosing.

It's better this time, just let me play the hooligan......

The pressure in your home is obviously greater than in Luo Siya's house! The requirements for acting skills are too high!

"Okay......" Zhang Han agreed in a low voice.

Li Fan then exclaimed, "Where are your hands going?" ”

"I didn't touch anywhere...... Why are you reacting so much......" Zhang Han said pretending to be frivolous.

"It's called not touching anywhere, where do you still want to touch! We've only known each other for a few days, and you're so unruly! Li Fan said angrily.

"Isn't it normal to be a normal object, Qingqing and me, hugging and hugging?" Zhang Han said.

"That's another woman! You don't have to come with me! Are you used to touching other women outside, and treat me as the kind of casual person! If you can't get a good night's sleep, get out! Li Fan said angrily.

"Get out of here! What's the big deal...... But you'll have to send me away,......," Zhang Han said.

"I'll send you away! We'll never see each other again! You scumbag! After Li Fan finished speaking, he got out of bed directly, walked to the door, and opened the door.

Sure enough, I saw my mother standing at the door, and my grandmother standing at the door of the bedroom opposite.

"Mom! This kid is not serious, I want to ......"

Li Fan wanted to say, 'I'm going to send him away', but before she could finish speaking, her mother interrupted her directly.

"Stop!" Li Mu shouted.

"What's wrong?" Levan asked.

"What do you say?" Li Mu asked rhetorically.

"What do I say...... Zhang Han...... He's not serious...... Hands touch ......," Li Fan said a little weakly.

"If you don't want to live at your grandmother's house, tell the truth, what kind of play are you playing? When I first entered the house, there was no movement at all, and I was biting my ears there! And then you suddenly have that voice, when I was a three-year-old! Li Mu said with a glare.

Seeing that the trick was exposed, Li Fan was speechless for a while, he was really a treacherous man.

"Mom, what do you mean by that? If you don't believe it, ask Zhang Han, this guy is hairy...... Touch my hand to ...... "Li Fan is also open."

"You're fucking you, I'm stupid!" Mother Li pouted and said, "Your father was such a stupid person back then, before he started with me, he knew how to say something sweet and make me happy!" How can there be two people in bed, without saying a word, just do it! ”

(End of chapter)