"Harvey's affair is over."

Sitting on the couch in the living room, Nicholson asked Lorraine to make tea and said to Martin and Leonardo, "What's our next goal?" ”

Martin took over: "Of course, it's to help Leo hit the Oscar for Best Actor!" ”

Nicholson nodded: "This is about the face of the trio, and it really needs to be solved urgently." ”

Leonardo rubbed his increasingly fat face and said, "Are you so confident in me?" ”

Martin said: "This year is the best opportunity, I mobilized all my actor friends to vote for you. ”

"I said hello to all the old guys," Nicholson said. ”

Leonardo humbly asked Martin: "What was the key to winning the Oscar for Best Supporting Actor that year for a comic book adaptation?" ”

"The Santa Monica Pier incident prevented a horrific terrorist attack that could have turned into a massacre, and it was the key to my award," Martin said. ”

He has always been very clear-headed: "The so-called clown's crazy performance, the so-called substitution of the role can not extricate himself, and all kinds of momentum, etc., are all secondary factors." ”

"That's right." Nicholson also saw it clearly: "This award is not so much an award for acting and role, but an award given to Martin by the Academy and the whole country." ”

Leonardo sighed: "I can't do it, I can't put on a mask and fight crime, right?" I'm just going to get that way. ”

Just as Lorraine came over with a teapot and a cup, Nicholson reminded him of the old words: "The key is your attitude, as long as you marry Lorraine, all the judges will definitely recognize your attitude." ”

Lorraine put on a smile on her face: "Leo, I don't mind helping you. ”

Leonardo was helpless: "Don't joke about being serious. ”

"Seriously, the point is that there is a vacancy in Oscar power this year." Martin said half-truthfully: "Georgina mentioned one thing, Harvey was preparing a new project before the accident, about the King of England, the goal is this Oscar, now Harvey is finished, that project is gone, all the work prepared in advance by Harvey is in vain, this is your chance." ”

He further said: "Next, you have to tell all the members of the academy what sacrifices you have made over the years to win the recognition of the Oscars. ”

Leonardo was surprised: "I didn't make any sacrifices, did I?" Have a good time. ”

Martin stretched out his hand and patted Leonardo's big belly: "From a beautiful man with flowers, self-destruction to a greasy middle-aged uncle, it's all for acting, in order to break through the inherent image, isn't this sacrifice big enough?" ”

Nicholson interjected: "Martin bastard is right, many people still have a preconceived impression of you, thinking that you are still the same Jack Dawson back then, and you have never changed, and these are all obstacles to your award." ”

He took a sip of his teacup and said, "It's not easy to win awards if you're too handsome or too beautiful." ”

Martin thought for a while and said: "Therefore, our most urgent task now is to change your inherent image in the minds of many old judges, and let them know what you have paid over the years to improve your acting skills and impact the Oscars." ”

"What should I do?" Leonardo also felt that it made sense, and turned his head to look at Martin: "You have the most bad ideas, think about it, how to do it best." ”

Nicholson suddenly had the feeling that Leo was about to fall into a pit.

Martin gestured to shoot: "It's very simple, use your stunt, don't look at me, it's not a triple move, it's a water gun!" ”

Leonardo frowned: "Looking for a group of female models to play with water guns?" ”

"Of course not." "Although the weather is cooler, the midday sun in Malibu has been good lately, and the beach is also very suitable for playing in the water," Martin said seriously. ”

Nicholson said, "Leo, you have a beach villa over there, right?" ”

Martin turned to look at Lorraine: "Do you want to earn an allowance penny?" Get your camera and camcorder ready. ”

When Lorraine heard this, she became interested: "Okay." ”

Leonardo suddenly thought of Pete and Big Ben, and hurriedly clasped his hands to his chest and stared at Martin and Nicholson vigilantly: "What do you want to do?" I'm your brother when I step on a horse, you can't me! ”

Martin said: "How can we mess with our own brothers? You're waiting for the Oscar for Best Actor. ”

He recently watched the North American theatrical schedule for the New Year, and there was neither a movie about the King of England nor a black-and-white silent film.

Harvey was imprisoned, and those two films didn't appear at all.

…………

Malibu, sunny private villa beach.

Nicholson put on his sunglasses and said to Lorraine, who had set up the camera, "Hurry up, Leo and Martin are coming out!" ”

Lorraine adjusted the camera, and went to the side to get the camera: "It's okay." ”

Nicholson yelled at the villa, "Are you two bastards alright?" ”

Martin opened the door and walked barefoot onto the beach: "I'm coming." ”

He picked up the water gun that was standing on one side and carried it on his shoulder.

After waiting for a few more moments, Leonardo stepped out and picked up a large water gun as well.

Martin asked, "Are you ready?" ”

Leonardo made a gesture of pulling the bolt of the gun and said, "I will not show mercy!" ”

Lorraine raised her camera and took pictures repeatedly.

Nicholson came behind the camera and filmed it himself.

The two people in the shot, forming a stark contrast.

Martin wears tight swim trunks, with well-defined muscles and smooth and natural lines, like a super athlete.

Leonardo on the other side is wearing big colored pants, with a big belly, fat legs, fat hands, and a fat face, how can he still look like Jack back then.

Martin moves his hands and feet: "Ready to start ......"

Before he could finish speaking, Leonardo on the opposite side launched a surprise attack, picking up a water gun and pointing at Martin.

The water column slammed Martin's head all over his face.

Without waiting for Martin to counterattack, Leonardo turned around and ran, desperately running far away.

Martin immediately chased after him, and he was a shuttle in Leonardo's back.

The water column fell on his back, and Leonardo ran faster.

He held the water gun in one hand, pulled the falling flower pants with the other hand, straightened his big belly, held his head high, faced the sun, and ran as much as he could.

What is the appearance, what is the body, is it fun to have a water gun?

At this moment, Leonardo seemed to understand the true meaning of life.

Nicholson was already standing behind the camera, controlling the camera to shoot only Leonardo.

Lorraine did the same, ignoring the pursuing Martin, and the camera lens was aimed at Leonardo.

Running and running, Leonardo didn't feel right, and when he looked back, Martin had already stopped, holding a mobile phone and slapping his fat ass.

Leonardo covered his ass with his hands and shouted, "Hey, you bastard, what are you doing slapping my ass?" ”

Martin is indeed a jerk: "Make a poster and paste it as wallpaper in the GAY bar!" ”

He deliberately said: "Don't worry, it won't infringe on your portrait rights, just use your ass, not anywhere else." ”

Leonardo turned around and ran towards Martin, and when he came to his neighborhood, he was about to speak, when Martin raised the water gun in his other hand.

A jet of water burst out and hit Leonardo's face, and a lot fell into his open mouth.

"Stop! Stop! Leonardo put his hand in front of his face.

Martin put away the water gun and said, "Leo, you've lost." ”

Leonardo didn't want to deal with the bastard, and shouted at the villa, "Okay? ”

Nicholson, having become addicted to the director of photography and director, shouted, "Stop, shoot is over, now it's time for post-production." ”

Leonardo wiped the water from his face and walked towards the villa.

When Martin caught up, he asked, "Are you sure this is really possible?" ”

Martin said very seriously: "Your role in "Shutter Island" is no worse than other films and roles this year, and our purpose in doing this is to tell all the judges that self-destructing your image in filming for the sake of art is nothing, and I, Leonardo, am even self-destructing my image in real life!" ”

He glanced at Leonardo's big belly: "Is there anything more convincing than this?" “

Leonardo frowned: "Although I think this is all heresy, why does it make sense the more I think about it?" “

"Because you approved of my plan, because you are indeed a fat, greasy middle-aged man now," Martin said. ”

Entering the villa, the two went to change their clothes, and when they came out, Nicholson and Lorraine had copied the video and pictures to their computers and were watching them next to each other.

The former asked Martin, "What kind of pick?" ”

Martin stood behind him: "Choose the fattest and ugliest picture." ”

The flesh on Leonardo's face shook a few times, but he endured it and said nothing.

For the Oscar for Best Actor, he was out.

Besides, what is ugly? As long as he is rich, famous, and status, the young model with blonde hair and long legs still throws himself into his arms.

Nicholson clicked on the photo autoplay, and photos of Leonardo's water gun appeared on the computer screen in turn.

Martin pointed to one of them and said, "This one is good." ”

Nicholson nodded to the timeout: "It's really good, Leo's fat and greasy side is all reflected." ”

This is filmed at the beginning of the water gun fight, Leonardo is holding a water gun in one hand and pulling his flower pants in the other, running wildly with his big belly held high.

Leonardo covered his face and didn't want to look at it again.

Lorraine quietly approached him and whispered, "Leo, I don't dislike you for being fat and greasy, you are just as attractive as you." ”

As soon as these words came out, Leonardo jumped out two meters away, completely away from Lorraine, and said in his heart that it was really too dangerous, obviously a niece, but he was plotting against my body......

Martin is still choosing a photo: "This one! And this one, all ugly, copied all of them and let Lorraine sell them to different newspapers. ”

Lorraine's eyes were full of dollars: "Rich!" ”

Martin turned to the frightened Leonardo, "Do you still have a photo of when you played Jack?" Get an electronic version and send it to the media with the current photos, so that the comparison can be shocking and break the prejudices and stereotypes of those people about you. ”

Leonardo took out his mobile phone and called his assistant and told her to hurry up and do it.

It didn't take long for the photo to reach Leonardo's mailbox.

(End of chapter)