Chapter 651: Three Bastards, Five Oscars

At the end of February, Hollywood's annual event, the Oscars, kicked off.

The focus of this session is naturally focused on Leonardo, and all the media are frantically reporting on whether Leonardo, who is struggling to pursue the Oscar statuette, can get what he wants.

Jack, the once handsome guy, did not hesitate to destroy his image in reality for the sake of performing arts, and became a greasy middle-aged uncle, who was abandoned by more than a dozen girlfriends, which is really not easy.

"If Leo wins, I will wish him well!"

When Martin walked into the media area, he happened to hear the red carpet host Maria interviewing Nicholson, the old man was wearing a suit and sunglasses, which was quite cool.

His voice suddenly became stern: "If Leo can't win the award, I will set up a separate training session for him and conduct hellish special training." ”

Maria saw Martin coming over under the director's reminder, and hurriedly pulled him over and asked, "Martin, if Leo wins, how will the three of you celebrate." ”

There is obviously a hole in this question, Martin will definitely not open the champagne at half time, and said seriously: "Now the result is not out, everything is still variable, I will answer your question in five hours." ”

Martin and Nicholson are relatively low-key, helping their best friends build character.

Suddenly, Bruce took two steps forward and got in the way of Martin.

Martin reacted so quickly that he didn't even think about it, and pulled Nicholson behind him.

Diagonally opposite, Christian Bale had just finished an interview with Robin Roberts, another red carpet host, when he turned his head to see Martin.

After the filming of "The Dark Knight", he underwent psychotherapy, and all the painful memories were pressed under the newly built psychological defense.

Seeing Martin, Bell thinks of divorced wives, broken families, torn cavernos, and more.

At this moment, Martin's appearance suddenly changed in his eyes, his face was automatically covered with white oil paint, and his blood-red mouth was pulled up to his ears.

Bell's voice unconsciously became thicker, like Bruce Wayne with a voice changer: "There is a thing called the ...... of justice"

Martin slipped his hands into his trouser pockets and just looked at Bell quietly.

Bell walked this way: "It can make me glow, it can make me burn!" ”

All the people around him stopped, and their eyes turned to Bell, thinking he was crazy.

Martin didn't say anything, did nothing, and waited for Bell to do it.

If Bell does something to him here, it is tantamount to self-isolation from Oscar and self-isolation from the Academy.

Michael Kane squeezed out of the crowd and hugged Bell, and the old man whispered: "Don't go crazy, come with me, hurry up and follow me!" ”

Kate Winslet came over from the other side and pulled Martin down: "It's in the theater." ”

Martin glanced at Nicholson and followed Kate.

Nicholson originally planned to persuade Martin at a critical moment: "Let's go, if you really fight, it won't be good for you, after all, Oscar is the face of the academy." ”

The three of them entered the Kodak Theater one after another, and Kate said to Martin, "You're so aggressive. ”

Martin was innocent: "I didn't do anything today, I just met it all of a sudden. ”

"There's something wrong with him." Kate pointed to her head, "Don't be like him. “

After all, the two have been in and out of the relationship many times, and Martin certainly wouldn't have an opinion on Kate because of such a trivial matter, and said: "I'm an easy-going person, not aggressive at all, who doesn't know this?" ”

Nicholson added: "Our trio has a notoriously good reputation, and whoever listens to it doesn't praise a word." ”

Leonardo, who was single, was waiting in front, and after the group converged, he passed through the guest entrance and entered the hall.

Oscar has always respected the old and loved the young, Nicholson's seat is in the first row, Leonardo's "Shutter Island" crew is on the left, and the crew of the two films starring Martin is all on the right.

The three of them parted and went to find their seats.

Martin came to the second row on the right and shook hands with Nolan and David Fincher, wishing them the best of luck tonight.

That being said, they all knew they weren't going to get the Best Director trophy tonight.

The Directors Guild's Best Director award was presented to David Russell, the director of "The Fighter".

Nolan, a director who is known as a god for superhero movies, still has a long way to go to the Oscars.

"Gone Girl" is not correct enough, and David Fincher himself is not the type of director who is too popular with the academy.

Martin greeted the rest of the crew again, and just sat down in his seat, a person came from behind him, lying on the back of the empty seat next to him.

Saoirse Ronan grew a little taller again: "Teacher, it's been a long time. ”

Martin turned his head to look at the troublesome girl and asked, "Why did your face suddenly get bigger?" ”

Saoirse rubbed her cheeks: "I'm also very distressed, after entering the period of rapid growth, it has become like this, and my whole body has grown wildly. ”

Martin looked at it slightly: "I've grown a lot taller." ”

Saoirse suddenly looked into the distance with hatred in her eyes: "The British Academy Award, and the other two times, she was laughing at me, saying that I had grown into a defective product. ”

"Who?" Martin asked, as he thought about it, turned his head to look, and sure enough, it was Emma Watson.

Saoirse said: "She said that I was a child star with a long cripple and looked like an old woman in her forties. ”

Martin casually nonsense: "Being disabled for a long time is the irresistible fate of child stars." ”

Saoirse was on the verge of crying when she said this.

Martin wasn't a good thing either, essentially like Nicholson, who didn't make people uncomfortable, and said, "The next time you see Emma Watson, you laugh at her for having a shoehorn face." ”

Saoirse didn't understand the latter word at all.

Martin gestured with his hand: "Ugly crescent moon face." ”

Saoirse understood this time: "I understand, thank you teacher for teaching me, see if I can find a chance tonight, I want to fight back!" ”

She specifically asked, "Teacher, did you bring firecrackers?" “

Martin asked, "What do you want this for?" ”

Saoirse learned a lot from Martin: "I'll keep an eye on her, and when she goes to the bathroom, I'll go to the partition next to her and throw firecrackers into her!" ”

"It's a pity that Oscar doesn't allow pets." She has clearly become a mortal enemy of Emma Watson: "Why don't you borrow other people's pet feces, wrap them in firecrackers, and throw them at Emma to get rid of your hatred!" ”

Martin didn't plan to mess around with her: "I don't have it here, you better wait for next time." ”

Charlize Theron arrived, her seat next to Martin, and Saoirse Ronan hurriedly stepped back.

Turning his head to look at Saoirse, Charlize sat down and whispered, "You have a wide range of hobbies, not as single-minded as Leonardo." ”

Martin shook his head: "I'm single-minded, I just like pretty." ”

Charlize turned to ask: "I've been robbed of movie projects one after another, and I've been depressed lately, right?" I remember Elizabeth was on a business trip, go to my side at night, I help you relieve your depression? ”

Martin said: "It depends, Leo can't win the award, I'll go to you." ”

With the Kodak Theatre filling up, the awards ceremony officially began.

Although the academy claims to be completely renovated, the Oscars are still the previous tunes and melodies, and too many links before the awards are nostalgic, not to mention the young audiences who constitute the main body of the fans, and even Martin, the actors born in the 80s, are sleepy.

There are too many people and things that they miss at all, and they don't know at all, and they don't have the interest to understand.

In addition, as the host James Franco's performance is not normal, Anne Hathaway seems to be preoccupied, and the performance is also a disaster, and there is almost no chemistry between the two hosts.

Charlize covered his mouth and whispered to Martin, "James Franco seems to be hiking." ”

Martin agrees.

Finally, someone came over to remind Martin that it was time to go backstage and prepare to present the award for Best Actor.

Martin entered the side passage, and Nicholson also walked over, and the two went backstage together.

Backstage, the director handed Martin the card and the golden envelope to Nicholson, and said a few more words.

Martin glanced at the string of words, and held it in his hand.

After the previous host came to an end, Anne Hathaway returned backstage, she saw Martin at a glance, and since she didn't need to touch up her makeup for the time being, she deliberately came over.

Nicholson reminded Martin: "Your old lover is here. ”

Martin saw it.

Anne came up to Martin: "Long time no see. ”

Martin is like a scumbag: "Annie, are you okay?" ”

"Not so good." Anne said directly, "Can you find a time to talk tonight?" ”

Martin thought for a moment: "I'm going to the Oscar night party." ”

On the stage in front, there was a hint that the Best Actor was about to be awarded.

Martin was the first to walk forward.

Nicholson, the old bastard, said deliberately before he followed: "If you want to win Martin's heart back, find someone engaged or married." ”

When these words fell into her ears, Anne was directly stunned, how could it be possible to redeem Martin after she got married or engaged?

No wonder everyone says Jack Nicholson is crazy.

Martin and Nicholson stood in front of the microphone on stage.

The following discussion is not loud, because after the Actors' Guild Awards came out, the attribution of the major awards was basically determined.

"and you, and there's another, known in Hollywood as the Iron Triangle." On such a formal occasion, Martin could not possibly call himself a bastard trio.

He said: "People often ask me, how many Oscars have you won in the Iron Triangle? ”

Nicholson replied, "Four of course!" ”

"But they always ask me, do you have anybody in each of you?" Then I couldn't answer. ”

"Because we're going to take care of the face of bastards who don't have Oscar," Nicholson said. ”

The guest seats and the audience burst into laughter, and of course they understood who Martin and Nicholson were talking about.

The main camera lens also shifted to Leonardo's side to capture a close-up of him.

Nicholson introduced the nominees and opened the envelope for Martin to see.

Martin read: "The winner of Best Actor is Leonardo DiCaprio! ”

(End of chapter)