Chapter 666: Shocking Stinky Ghosts and Gods
"Stop, this is over, rest for ten minutes."
The studio lights turned on, and Ridley Scott took off his reading glasses, got up and moved his body slightly, while shouting, "The props crew prepares the potatoes." ”
Martin came to the resting place, took the straw cup handed by Bruce, took a sip of water, and asked, "Lorraine's picture is sold?" ”
"$20,000, news involving Depp is very valuable." Bruce took a copy of "American Rumors" and handed it to Martin: "On the front page. ”
The front page of this newspaper is the clearest photo Lorraine has captured.
Martin glanced at it, this horse is a photo with a taste!
Bruce said: "What kind of vision does Depp have to find such a perverted girlfriend, and the most exaggerated thing is that he also proposed." ”
Martin remembered the super bloody drama in his previous life and said: "Depp is not an ordinary person. ”
This pair once performed a realistic version of the framed with the dog.
Bruce took the newspaper handed by Martin and said: "It's really unusual, such a special girlfriend, isn't Depp afraid that she will pull a lump on his sheets?" ”
Martin deliberately asked, "Jody did something similar?" ”
"Don't mention her!" Bruce had a fear of being dominated by pelvic pain: "She's getting too much and wants to propose to me!" ”
Martin gave a thumbs up and praised: "This shows that Lao Bu is charming enough." ”
Bruce shook his head: "It's impossible to get married. ”
Martin isn't a good thing either: "yes, you can't give up on the Kardashian sisters. ”
Ridley's assistant came over at this time, handed Martin a new shooting schedule, and said: "Starting next week, the crew will go to the wilderness areas of southwest California to shoot location scenes, and the time will be about a week to ten days, please coordinate here." ”
Martin skimmed through it and said, "I'm okay here." ”
The assistant went out to call again, and there is only one actor in the current filming scene, but from the beginning of the location shooting, other actors, including Jessica Chastain, will join the filming one after another.
After a short break, the crew resumed filming, and Martin ate potatoes after planting potatoes, full of optimism.
At the same time, the photo of Depp's new girlfriend on "American Rumored" caused an uproar in the United States, and no one expected that a Hollywood actress could do such a vulgar thing in public.
This is the first in the nearly 100-year history of Hollywood.
However, Amber Heard's name instantly spread all over the United States, and the photo with the smell floated down the Internet to the world.
Even though North American fans have never interfered in the private lives of celebrities, there are still a large number of Depp fans who gather outside the Disney studios and let Depp kick Amber Heard.
There is even more overwhelming public opinion on the Internet.
"This disgusting woman is not worthy of our captain!"
"Fuck her off!"
"I can't imagine that if Depp marries her, she will ...... in her own yard"
But Johnny Depp never takes the usual path, the captain is always a crazy captain, and with normal thinking, he can never imagine what Depp will do.
Just when public opinion was at its most noisy, Depp chartered the entire open-air set at Disney Studios, and asked the professional company to urgently arrange and prepare to propose to Amber Heard.
The news quickly reached Martin's ears, and Martin immediately called Leonardo and Nicholson, but unfortunately the former went to New York to shoot "The Wolf of Wall Street", and only Nicholson rushed over.
At the end of the day today, few people in the entire Disney studio left, but gathered in the open-air studio.
Martin and Nicholson, as well as most of the "The Martian" crew, came over.
Eating melons and watching the excitement is common all over the world.
Especially tonight's heroine, a few days ago, she did something earth-shattering in the studio.
Jerry Bruckheimer, an experienced veteran producer, chose the location early and asked the film crew to set up the camera and prepare to shoot Depp's marriage proposal for the promotion and marketing of "The Lone Ranger".
When the sky gets dark, the lights are turned on, and the audience radiates a romantic atmosphere.
Amber Heard was pushed to the center of the field by Depp's henchmen.
Depp, who was wearing a suit and a gentleman's hat, walked over slowly.
Martin stood on a high platform on the open-air set and said, "The princess and the prince will live happily ever after." “
Nicholson said: "Two people like this can envy the dead when they are good, and blow up the earth when they are bad." “
Martin wondered, "How do you understand this?" ”
Nicholson said coldly: "Because I had a similar experience. ”
"Yes!" Martin nodded slowly: "You were more of a jerk than Depp when you were younger." ”
Lorraine hurried over, saw Depp kneeling on one knee in front of Amber Heard, and said, "It's so romantic." ”
Nicholson held out his hand: "Did you bring something?" ”
Lorraine opened the black handbag she was carrying, pulled out an electronic megaphone, and handed it to her father.
Nicholson turned on the switch, raised the electronic megaphone, tore the loud voice, and shouted, ", come on!" , come on......"
At this moment, the audience was silent, and hundreds of people looked at the high platform here.
Even Martin's cheekiness couldn't resist it, and the moment Nicholson raised the megaphone, he shouted that Lorraine was defeated.
This moment should have been extremely romantic, and all that was left in the audience was Nicholson's shouts.
", come on!"
The old bastard shouted and waved his arms, motioning for the people around him to shout with him.
It's never a big deal to watch the excitement, and some people shouted along one after another.
Soon, the shouts on the open-air set were uniform.
", come on!"
Amber Heard's face was very ugly, and when he was about to turn away, Depp reached out and grabbed him.
This super love saint, Hollywood's No. 1 love brain, said affectionately: "No matter what other people say or do, I will marry you, I will definitely marry you!" ”
At this moment, Amber was really moved and said: "I did such a shameful thing. ”
Depp's brain circuit is different from ordinary people, and he said loudly: "Even if you pull on my bed, I still have to marry you!" ”
He grabbed Amber's hand and pulled out a king-size pigeon egg: "Marry me!" ”
Under the light, the huge pigeon eggs sparkled, Amber was dazzled, and she was really moved, and nodded slowly: "I do." ”
Depp's fox friends lit fireworks to create an atmosphere.
But no matter how you do it, it can't compare to the super romance driven by Nicholson.
Nicholson led hundreds of people in the audience to send out a tsunami of blessings, so that there was always a romantic atmosphere with a peculiar smell wafting above the set.
Depp and Amber are gone.
The main owner left, and the excitement gradually dispersed.
Nicholson handed the electronic amplifier to Lorraine, looking like she hadn't enjoyed it yet, and said to Martin as she walked: "I didn't expect them to be so resistant to pressure, and in the midst of the shouts of the audience, they even proposed." ”
Martin gave him a thumbs up: "I didn't expect you to make such a big noise." ”
Nicholson patted Martin on the shoulder: "As an old-timer in the industry and the first person in the acting school, I am doing a good deed to save Johnny Depp, that woman must have a mental problem, she can't escape my eyes!" ”
Bastards are easier to recognize bastards, so Martin trusts Nicholson's eyes.
But Nicholson's words to save Depp are pure nonsense.
This old bastard, I can't wait to see Depp's liveliness,
Martin pondered, "Why do I think you're laying mines?" Now Depp is obsessed with Amber Heard, a super love brain, but when the passion fades, how will he feel when he thinks of this scene? ”
Nicholson said: "I'll help him break up and cheer him on!" ”
He said earnestly: "Originally, Leo and I were going to shout this sentence for you, but after so much time, there has been no chance, Elizabeth is also a good girl, and we are familiar with her, even if you break up, Leo and I can't shout this, so we can only give it to Depp for free." ”
Martin said: "I'll find someone to find an opportunity to tell Depp another day, and let him come over to thank you." ”
A tall, thin man caught up behind him and said, "Jack, wait! ”
Martin and Nicholson turned around and found it was Jerry Bruckheimer.
Jerry nodded to Martin and said to Nicholson, "You're still so foolish." ”
Nicholson, who is much older than him, laughed and said, "I'm old, it's not easy to have fun." ”
Jerry pointed to the open-air set: "Originally, Depp's marriage proposal was a very good promotional and marketing material, but you took the lead in coaxing like this, what I filmed was useless, and sending it out would only make Depp a laughing stock in the United States." ”
Nicholson said, "I'm here to keep you from falling into a bigger hole." ”
Jerry spread his hands helplessly, and finally didn't say anything more, and quickly left the side.
The more Martin and Nicholson went out, the fewer people became.
It didn't take long for Bruce to drive a battery car and stop beside them.
After getting into the car, Lorraine said: "It's a pity that it's not an exclusive, and today's news can't be sold at a high price." ”
Bruce said: "I'll tell you the top-secret news, Ryan Reynolds and Abby Cornish are quietly living together, and it is estimated that it will be made public soon, and you can take pictures of them and sell them before Warner makes them public, and now the Green Lantern publicity campaign is very strong." ”
Lorraine said, "I'm going to squat tonight!" ”
"Warner and DC's heavily funded "Green Lantern" is about to be released." Martin remembers that the film is scheduled for mid-June: "I don't know if it will be a box office hit!" ”
Nicholson suddenly laughed: "I watched the trailer, with my decades of experience in the industry, that film is more likely to hit the street, CG is really gorgeous, but it is too gorgeous!" ”
Martin chimed in: "I trust your vision! ”
Bruce interjected at this time: "Just now Thomas called and said that Brian Singh, the director of "Giant Catcher Jack", is hospitalized. ”
(End of chapter)