In the nightly storage room, Nicholson lifted a tarpaulin to reveal several huge boxes underneath.

Martin kicked it, noticed that the box was unusually heavy, and asked, "What's inside?" It can't be the beauty you robbed, right? To be honest, is the recent frequent disappearance of Mexican girls related to you? ”

Leonardo sneered: "Do you need to say it?" Jack has a criminal record, and when he seduced Jennifer Lawrence, we were still filming The Departed, and how old was Jennifer then? ”

"Shut up, you two bastards!" Nicholson, like the real boss, pointed to the box and gave an order: "Hurry up and move the box out, you won't let me, an old man in his seventies, do you?" ”

"If you kill people and kill people, we will also help as brothers." Martin picked up a large box and headed outside.

Leonardo picked up the other one and followed.

"Put it on the backyard lawn and come back right away," Nicholson said. ”

Martin and Leonardo went and returned, carrying two more boxes out.

Nicholson took two shovels, went to the lawn in the backyard, threw them to Martin and Leonardo, and said, "Dig a hole, hurry." ”

Leonardo was surprised, twitched his nose vigorously, and sniffed closer to the box.

Nicholson patted him: "Are you a dog?" ”

Martin swung his shovel to dig into the earth and said, "Leo is smelling the smell of corpses." ”

Leonardo gave Martin a thumbs up and said, "You know a lot about horses." ”

He noticed that Martin was very skilled in digging holes, and he dug a big hole in the lawn with a few shovels, and he couldn't help asking, "Why are you so good at digging holes?" ”

Martin laughed and smiled, "Of course it's because I've dug holes and buried the dead." ”

Leonardo shuddered: "Don't scare me!" ”

Nicholson patted the box and said, "Don't talk nonsense, hurry up and dig a hole, a little deeper." ”

Martin dug down with a few more shovels, and dug thirty centimeters deep.

"That's it." Nicholson said: "Leo, hurry up, you're so bad, no wonder you can only run 20 seconds in the 100 meters!" ”

Leonardo distinguished: "24 seconds! It's 24 seconds, okay! Did you steal it in those four seconds? ”

Martin looked at the depth of the pit and said, "Isn't it too shallow?" It's still very hot, and if you bury it, it will soon stink, and then your house will be full of stinks. ”

Nicholson didn't bother to talk nonsense with the two sand sculptures anymore, and opened a box to reveal a multi-barreled launcher with a round black hole.

Leonardo immediately threw a shovel: "Are we ready to bomb the White House?" ”

"The wedding gift I prepared for someone, this is an experiment!" Nicholson patted the multi-barrel launcher: "Let's see how it works today." ”

Martin asked, "Custom-made?" ”

Nicholson said: "I broke my heart for Depp and Amber's wedding. ”

Leonardo laughed: "They will definitely thank you well." ”

Martin moved out the multi-barrel launcher and found that it was a bit rough, and the lower part had to be buried in the soil for the safety of the launch.

Nicholson reminded, "Be careful, don't blow up my house." ”

Martin buried the multi-tube launcher: "This thing doesn't work, it's scrapped after two launches." ”

Nicholson said: "The metal is being done, it's not done yet, just in time for Depp and Amber's wedding." ”

Leonardo checked the instructions and loaded the launcher next to each other.

Nicholson reminded again: "You idiot, don't play the other way and blow the three of us up to the sky." ”

Martin also came over to help, asking, "What kind of fireworks?" Don't send it out in advance, there is no surprise, how can we congratulate Depp? Is it worthy of his elaborate wedding! ”

"Don't worry, the surprise is here." Nicholson saw that he had finished reloading, and double-checked it again.

This is his house, and he doesn't want fireworks to fly all over the ground and blow up his house into a garbage dump.

Martin and Leonardo were not at ease with Nicholson and automatically stayed away.

Nicholson tugged at the wire onto a switch and dragged the wire like a demoman to catch up with the two.

Then, he pressed the red button.

Bang Bang Bang –

Smoke came out of the multi-barreled launcher, and sparks with flame tails rushed into the sky and exploded.

The fireworks that bloomed, like a brilliant picture scroll, unfolded in the sky, intertwined into three shining giant heads.

The tallest in the center is faintly distinguishable, wearing glasses and combing his back, which is clearly Nicholson.

The two protectors on the left and right are Leonardo and Martin.

After the three of their avatars lingered in the sky for a short time, another multi-barreled launcher rattled, and flametail sparks rushed into the sky again.

The sparks exploded again, drawing into a line of words.

"Bastard trio eternal god!"

At this moment, Martin and Leonardo finally stopped their cynicism at Nicholson.

When the fireworks cleared, Nicholson asked, "How?" ”

Martin gave him a thumbs up: "Worthy of our boss." ”

Leonardo was just about to speak, and the sound of an electronic loudspeaker was heard on the edge of the wall next door.

"Jack Nicholson, Leonardo DiCapleo, and Martin Davis, if you three bastards dare to shoot fireworks at my house, I'll throw shit at you guys!"

Warren Beatty's voice was a little hysterical: "I'll go over and kill you guys with my own hands!" ”

Leonardo patted Nicholson on the shoulder: "Look, what you've made Warren Beatty's scourge." ”

"He's going crazy," Martin said. ”

Nicholson tore his voice and shouted to Warren Beatty, "Please watch the fireworks for free, do you still have an opinion?" ”

Warren Beatty shouted, "Marlon has been waiting for you and Butter!" ”

The other party had an electric horn, but Nicholson didn't, so he didn't bother to argue anymore, so he called Martin and Leonardo back to the villa.

When she got to the study, Lorraine had already hung up a map.

She said, "You're going to get people in again? ”

"It's fun to engage in talents." Leonardo said, "Could it be that the three of us are messing with each other? ”

Martin looked at it and saw that it was a map of the sea.

"After finding out the exact time and place of Depp's marriage, I quickly made a battle plan!" Nicholson came to the front of the map, like a battle commander, and slapped the location of a small island on the map of the sea.

He slapped it a few times: "In order to avoid media disturbances, Depp placed the wedding on this small island west of Santa Monica, and only invited relatives and friends with less than 100 people on both sides of the man and woman to attend the wedding. ”

Leonardo asked, "Didn't send us an invitation?" Amber Heard didn't invite us to her pre-bachelorette party? ”

Nicholson scoffed, "You've got a lot of taste!" I'm not afraid to do things when she suddenly ......"

Martin answered: "Leo is not afraid, because he only needs twenty seconds." ”

Leonardo pointed at the two bastards: "I'm going to stuff you into a firework launcher!" ”

Lorraine saw that she would not be able to discuss it until tomorrow morning, so she slapped the table vigorously and said, "Hey! Feed! We're talking about a very serious battle plan, can you be serious? ”

All three bastards kept their mouths shut.

Nicholson continued to serve as the commander-in-chief of the campaign: "Although Johnny Depp and Amber Heard did not invite us, as their beloved relatives and friends, we must give Depp a special gift that will be remembered for a lifetime." ”

Martin rolled up his sleeves: "You're the boss, give the order." ”

Nicholson pointed to the sea map: "The wedding is on a small island, we can't rush to the island, and the wedding time is on Depp's favorite night, it is not convenient to use a small plane, so the transportation is a yacht." ”

He looked at Leonardo: "You have been entrenched in Los Angeles for many years, find someone who can't track you down, and rent a yacht that is fast enough, not too big, twenty meters is enough." ”

Leonardo nodded: "Wrap it up on me." ”

Nicholson then said to Martin, "You'll take care of the multi-pack fireworks launchers." ”

Martin said, "No problem! He sighed: "I thought Depp would choose a manor for the wedding, so we can get a big pickup truck with a multi-barrel launcher in the rear body, and when Depp's wedding is in progress, it will be a blast directly!" ”

Nicholson said: "You can have a blast on the boat, too!" ”

Leonardo said again: "I still have to prepare a few single-barreled ones, I haven't launched them for a long time, so let's have fun this time." “

"Rest assured, it's all ready." Nicholson looked at Lorraine again: "You bring your camera equipment, and you will be responsible for the news videos and pictures that you will shoot and sell as the expenses of this campaign." ”

Lorraine degenerated from the second generation of stars to the second generation of rich people to a paparazzi photographer, not only did she not feel forced to decline, but she was very interested: "I have updated the equipment, and there will be absolutely no problem shooting long shots at night." ”

Nicholson clapped his palms, waited for everyone present to look at him, and said: "Now I will talk about discipline, this is a secret operation, no one is allowed to leak it to the outside world, you must wear makeup on the day of the operation, and you must not reveal your identity, understand?" ”

Three lazy voices replied in a mess, "Understood." ”

Nicholson, the commander-in-chief, shook his head, the quality of the soldiers was really poor, and there was a risk of failure in the operation, and specifically emphasized: "I have seen too many poisonous insects like Depp, such people want to be mentally decent at the wedding, and they will definitely be addicted beforehand, once they are stimulated, their emotions will skyrocket." ”

Depp and Amber's wedding is about to begin, and as a loved one, you must be well prepared if you want to give a gift that will last a lifetime.

Over the next two days, Leonardo had the yacht chartered, and Nicholson's custom fireworks were in place.

Dressed in makeup, Martin and Bruce mounted the multi-pack fireworks launcher to the yacht deck, with separate canisters in the cabin.

Lorraine went to the Griffith Observatory for two nights in a row to practice photographing the night view of Los Angeles so that she could take clearer news videos and photos.

Nicholson, the commander-in-chief, is naturally in the middle of the relationship.

On Depp's wedding day, as soon as it was dark, several South Korean cars came to the Santa Monica Yacht Club, and the men dressed in black got on an offshore yacht and drove at night to a small island not very far from the coastline.

Nicholson has a wealth of experience in yachting and is at the helm himself.

It was still far away, and Martin saw the brilliant lights above the island through his telescope.

(End of chapter)