"Alas, you say, why are the fairies in our Purple Water Town so good-looking, but there are no men to chase them." The wet market aunts are chatting.

"That's right."

"Hey, have you heard, the men in Purple Water Town don't like women. I like broken sleeves. ”

"No, no, no, I like men, hahahahahaha."

"Smack!"

A figure flew up and crashed into the cart.

"No, no, no, the sturdy young man really likes men's wives."

The man's wife clapped her hands and rubbed her hands.

"Quick! Come on! ”

There was only one bad old man left, walking slowly with a cane.

"Today, you call the heavens and the earth, and the earth is not spiritual, and you will die, Li Jiaxu."

"Huh? What about people?"

There was only a bunch of green vegetable leaves present, Li Jiaxu took advantage of the chaos to escape, and now there is a full alibi.

Xiao Yudie stepped on the green vegetables, ate the green cabbage leaves again, and thought about where the dead flower had gone.

"Li Jiaxu, don't go to Songshan if you have the ability!"

"I'll see where you're staying tonight."

After I finished speaking, I left in style, and went to his dormitory today to block people.

Li Jiaxu hid in the Qinglou, he breathed a sigh of relief when he saw Xiao Yudie's departure, and then took a sip of tea, and the sister of the Qinglou who he met after the last experience of pretending to be a woman in the Qinglou helped him.

"Thank you, Sister Lu, these rewards will go to Sister Lu's life-saving grace."

"Childe, aren't you going to sit for a while~"

The three Taoist priests in the next room were drinking tea.

Taoist priest one: "I think this purple water town is good, and the feng shui is very good cultivated by immortals." ”

Taoist priest 2: "Why?" ”

Taoist priest one: "Because the aura of Zishui Town is pressing, the old man has just absorbed the aura, and he calculates that there will be a quarrel next door." ”

"Damn! This money wants to send me away, Lao Tzu is the second most beautiful girl in the Qinglou. ”

Taoist priest 1: "Then I will hear the voice shouting for help, there is a man and a woman in the house, and the man is an immortal." ”

"Help! Help me! Someone is coming, the fairy doesn't give money for indecent behavior! ”

Taoist priest two: "Do we need to help?"

Taoist priest 1: "That's not necessary, this man is coming to our room soon." ”

"Squeak quack."

"Shh......h

Taoist priest three: "What now?"

The Taoist priest said slowly, "Keep chanting." ”

Li Jiaxu hid under the bed.

"Who's coming over and smashing the field?"

"Deer girl, are you alright?"

The boss came over in a rage.

Taoist priest one: "Wait." ”

"This immortal may have a bloody plague in the near future."

"Who?" Li Jiaxu's soul asked.

The three Taoist priests pointed at him in unison.

Taoist priest three: "The young man runs to the north, and he is lucky, and he is jealous when he runs to the south." ”

"Where's the south side?"

"Outside the window."

"Thank you, Master, for your advice!"

Li Jiaxu jumped down without hesitation and crashed into the pork cart.

A knife almost scared him to death.

"Hey, I'm going to have to pay for the pork."

"I'm sorry, big brother."

"He's miserable, he's fallen into the river." The three Taoist priests looked out the window together.

"Hey, did you three see a young man?"

"Downstairs."

"Thanks, go, arrest!"

"Do you know how much my pork costs?"

"Big brother, I've already given you all the money."

"No, it's not enough."

"Hey! That's him! Deer girl pointed out him.

Taking advantage of the pork boss's stunned efforts, the young man turned into a flower and ran away.

", why are you so unlucky today. It used most of my fairy power. ”

"Southeast, Northwest ......"

"Where is this?"

Get him! Don't let him run.

"Whoever he lives!"

"Why have I been so unlucky lately?"

"No, I can only teleport to Songshan in the human world."

"Anywhere, don't be here."

"Hurry as a law, go!"

The results were teleported to the pork boss.

"Am I handsome, young man?"

The owner of the pork shop chatted elegantly with the deer girl, still holding a wine glass in his hand.

"Southeast, Northwest ......"

"Over there!"

"Don't run!"

Taoist priest three: "When is the big brother going to do it now?" ”

Taoist priest 1: "After dark, the rooster crows and moves. ”

Taoist priest 2: "This black rabbit is a bit interesting." ”

Taoist priest 3: "Beware of the ears on the wall." ”

Taoist priest 2: "Sins and sins." ”

(Thankfully, no one heard.) ）

"Ah, finally."

Looking at the starry sky, Li Jiaxu finally ran back to the immortal enchantment on Song Mountain.

"Big fool is chasing me!"

"Count you awesome, let's go!"

"Li, Jia, Xu."

"Teacher Li......"

"Is there anything wrong with you coming back so late?"

"I was ......"

"No need to explain, copy the scriptures for me 25 times, plus drag the field inside and out."

"Teacher Li, I ......"

"Any other comments? The classmates all slept. ”

"I don't dare to ...... anymore"

"Go."

After speaking, Mr. Li went down the mountain.

"It's strange how today is the most unlucky day ever."

"What time is it?"

"It's about to be the autumnal equinox."

"The man's mother-in-law's birthday is also approaching."

"I guess no one has given it to her, haha."

"Southeast, Northwest ......"

"My dorm is in the south?"

"Forget it, it's all up, whatever."

In a trance, I saw a red-clothed Ah Piao.

"It's ......"

In a blink of an eye, it was gone again.

It's weird.

Anyway, let's get some sleep first.

Each person is a separate dormitory.

Li Jiaxu returned to the dormitory and was half asleep, and began to have a headache, as if he felt someone pinching his neck.

I saw a beautiful girl in red again.

"Lord Wang! It is the slave family who has made you rich, and you are willing to exchange your life for reconciliation between the two families. ”

Li Jiaxu wanted to wake up but couldn't move.

"I only heard the cry of the girl in red, and the cry was heartbreaking."

"Later, I dreamed that I entered a green crystal mine, and it was full of girls like green crystals."

"One of them looks like ...... Alas...... Forgot. ”

"Anyway, she's wearing red."

"So, Mr. Li, where have you been!?"

"Teacher Li doesn't know, He Lihuo has also asked for leave."

"Where's the man's wife?"

"Good morning, Lord Jiaxu."

"There's all the talk again."

"What's the matter with you?"

"You think you're awesome? I don't know who was scared and ran away last night. ”

"You ......"

"What are you, big fool. Morning glory blooms - attracts bees and butterflies. ”

"I'm going to compete with you, man."

"You wait!" After saying that, he left.

"He was stupid by you yesterday, right? Rain butterflies. ”

"I don't know, Yami, I guess his brain was broken."

Xiao Yudie successfully integrated into the circle of the eldest lady, and it turned out that the eldest lady also hated He Lihuo.

"Bad luck, bad luck, bad luck!"

Li Jiaxu talked to the flowers while watering.

"Alas, Sister Ziyunying, why are you saying that girls are so inexplicable, I sometimes can't figure out why some girls are so cute and excellent, and some girls are so violent and inferior."

"That's because the girls like you."

"They all think you're handsome."

Milk vetch opened her mouth to speak.

"Really? Miss Shen likes a handsome guy like me?"

"Really, you're handsome."

"If you like it, how can you not confess?"

"That's right!"

"Thank you, Sister Ziyunying!"

"You're welcome, Angel of Ten Thousand Flowers!"

Xiao Yudie heard it, and both ears heard it.

She sneaked out of the garden and waited for a confession.